Summer camp is...the end of the world!
Disclaimer: No I don't own any of this, except for me and Sizura, Yin, Yang and Seth...Ugart Josephus belongs to Ann...0 cuz, uh it does. You also own yourself.. If you're in this.. If you're not, you still do!
In the last chapter: MAFIA!!!!!!!! The rules, anyway......
htm: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I finally updated this! Ummmmm ::tries to remember how to play Mafia:: ::reads last chappie:: KOOOOL!!!
Sizura: ::rolls eyes:: Oh God, what the hell...you forgot how to play the game that's the focus of this chapter..
htm: - you're just jealous that you're not a Hawk!
Sizura: ::pissed:: I could care less!!!
htm: Yeah right........!! Anyway, on with the chappie.....
Summer camp is... the end of the world!Ch 8
They're all in their Hawk cabin, and, since Seth said so, Yin's the dictator..
Yin: ::deals out cards to everyone::
(AN: Everyone is quiet so the words here are only thought, except for Yin)
Seth: ::looks at card:: Queen! Cool..I'm the doctor..who to save ::looks around::
Yusuke: ::has the Jack of Clubs:: Hmm..who could be the Mafia?? ::sees Seth looking around:: Maybe him!
Yin: (aloud) Townspeople, sleep.
Everyone lies down and closes their eyes..
Yin: Mafia, awaken. Choose who you'd like to kill.
Joey, Sanosuke and Yami look up. They look at each other and grin. Unanimously, they point at Yugi.
Yin: ::sigh:: Mafia, go back to bed.
The three curl back up and close their eyes.
Yin: Doctors, wake up. Choose who you'd like to save.
Seth and Piers look up and point to Kurama.
Yin: ::expressionless:: Doctors, go back to bed.
Seth and Piers lie back down, Seth closes his eyes hoping Kurama was the victim and that they had done their job.
Yin: Inspector, wake up. Choose who you think is the Mafia.
Yusuke: ::looks up, points to Kurama::
Yin: ::shakes head no::
Yusuke lies back down, disappointed.
Yin: Townspeople, awaken. I'm sorry to say that we have suffered a loss of Yugi this morning..
Yugi: (aloud) oh...::depressed::
Yin: Uh, any accusations?
The people look at each other..and shake their heads. Yin points to a bunk.
Yin: Uhh...we'll make that a cemetery. Yugi, go over there, and you may watch the rest of the game.
(AN: There isn't always a cemetery, I just decided to add it for flair..btw, unless indicated, everything said now is aloud.)
Yugi: Ohh this isn't fair..::climbs up on the bunk bed::
Yin: Townspeople sleep!
They do......
Seto: ::thinking:: Now, who besides me would want to kill Yugi? Maybe Inuyasha..Hmm...
Yin: Awaken, Mafia!
Mafia: (You know who they are) ::Point to Piers::
Yin: Mafia, sleep.
The Mafia do so.
Yin: Doctors, awaken, and choose who you want to save.
Doctors: (You know who they are) ::Point to Yami::
Yugi: ::watching:: ::thinking:: This is crazy, Piers is gonna die and he could have saved himself...wait a minute! Yami killed me! ::sad:: awwwwwww........
Yin: Doctors, go back to sleep. (They do) Inspector, wake up and choose who you think is the Mafia.
Yusuke: ::Points to Yami::
Yin: ::Nods head::
Yugi: ::quietly, to himself:: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Yin: Inspector, go back to sleep. Townspeople wake up. (They do) I'm sorry to say, we have experienced a loss of Piers this morning. Piers, join Yugi in the cemetery. (He does, rather reluctantly) So..any accusations? ::people look at each other:: Yusuke?
Yusuke is pointing to Yami.
Yin: How many people agree with him? By a show of hands.
Seto: ::thinking:: The King Of Games, part of the Mafia? Makes sense......::raises hand::
Garet: ::cheery:: why not? - ::raises hand::
Kurama: ::doesn't care:: ::raises hand::
Derek: ::raises hand:: ::thinks:: he has funny hair! Therefore, he must be part of the Mafia!
Bing: ::raises hand, stretching::
Seth: ::raises hand:: ::thinking:: If he gets voted out, one less person to save!
Yin: (The ratio is 7:5..) Looks like Yami's voted out. Goodbye, Yami. ::Points to the cemetery::
Yami: Feh! ::Climbs up the bunk::
Inuyasha: ::thinking:: Oh well, I wanted him to stay in..
Yin: Townspeople, sleep! (They do) Mafia, awaken! Choose who you'd like to kill.
Sano: ::Points to Kurama::
Joey: ::Points to Garet::
Joey nudges Sano, nods in Garet's direction.
Sano: ::rolls eyes, also points to Garet::
Yin: Mafia, go back to sleep.. (they do) Doctors, awaken.
Seth looks up, sadly.
Yin: Doctors, choose who you'd like to save.
(AN: Yin still says "doctors" because he is not supposed to let anyone else know that Piers was the other doctor, and since everyone knows he's dead, that won't work. It's supposed to stay anonymous.)
Seth: ::Points to Garet::
Yin: Doctors, go back to sleep.
Seth lies back down.
Yin: Inspector, wake up, and choose who you think is the Mafia.
Yusuke: ::Points to Seth::
Yin: ::shakes head very quickly, and frowns:: Inspector, go back to sleep. Townspeople, awaken.
Everyone sits up and looks around.
Yin: ::Smiling:: I'm happy to say that everyone survived the night!
Everyone is very surprised and start grinning, everyone, of course, besides Joey and Sano. Sano, trying not to seem suspicious, starts sporting a HUGE grin. Joey gives him a very wierd look, but before Sanosuke sees him...
Yin: Any accusations?
Inuyasha points to Bing, Garet ponts to Seto.
Yin: How many people think it's Seto?
Garet and Joey raise their hands. (AN: Yes, the Mafia is allowed to vote!!! That's what makes it crazy!! Also, you can vote for yourself..but I'm not sure why anyone would want to..)
Yin: Seto, you're okay. How many people think it's Bing?
Inuyasha, Seto, Kurama, Sano, and Derek raise their hands.
Yin: (The ratio is 5:4 ,Garet and Joey cannot vote because they already voted for Seto, so they are excluded from the ratio) Looks like Bing is voted out. Bye, Bing. ::Points to the bunkbed:: Cemetery for you..
Bing: ::No comment:: ::Climbs the bunkbed and flops down next to Piers::
Yin: Without further ado, TOWNSPEOPLE, SLEEP!
The remaining ten people lie down and close their eyes.
Yin: Mafia, awaken. Choose who you'd like to kill.
Mafia: ::points to Seto::
Yin: Mafia, go back to sleep. (Joey and Sano lie back down and close their eyes) Doctors, awaken. Choose who you'd like to save.
Seth: ::ponder:: ::points to Garet:: ::thinking:: They picked him last time..he must be the inspector..
Yin: Doctors, go back to sleep. (He does) Inspector, wake up. Choose who you think is the Mafia.
Yusuke: ::looks at his fellow townspeople:: ::notices Sano's "aku" symbol on his back:: ::beams, and does not say aloud:: If that doesn't prove a clue, I don't know what does!!! ::points to Sano::
Yin: ::nods head::
Yusuke: ::silent victory dance::
Yin: Inspector, go back to sleep. (He does, grinning) Townspeople, awaken!
The townspeople sit up and look at each other.
Yin: I am sorry to say that he have experienced a loss of Seto Kaiba this morning. An-
Seto: WHAT!?!?!?
Yin: Yeah, you're dead. Join the others in the cemetery.
Seto: Grr.... ::goes to the cemetery and sits as far away as he can from everyone else::
Yin: 0 Okay..any accusations?
Before Yusuke can point to Sano, Kurama does. Also, Garet points to Seth.
Seth: ::notices Garet:: ::contemplates quietly to himself:: Huh? But I tried to save him, and succeded! Why would he choose me? ::ponders choosing him:: but wait, he can't be the Mafia, unless they chose themselves...? But why would they do that? Gahh... ::points to Garet::
Yin: Okay, how many people think it's Sano?
Kurama, Yusuke, and Derek raise their hands.
Yin: How many for Seth?
Only Garet raises his hand. He then looks at Seth.
Yin: And how many for Garet?
Seth raises his hand, and looks at Garet, only to find that Garet is still looking at him.
(Anime electric charge between Garet and Seth's eyes occur)
Yin: ::sees this:: Eh, looks like Sano's out!! Sano, go to the cemetery with the others.
Piers, Seto, Yami, Yugi, and Bing watch as Sano joins them.
Yin: Townspeople, sleep! (they do) Mafia, awaken and choose who you'd like to kill.
Joey: ::decided that this was easier just to have himself picking who dies:: ::points to Inuyasha::
Yin: Mafia, go to sleep. (Joey lies down and closes his eyes) Doctors, awaken and choose who you'd like to save.
Seth looks up and points to Eric3. He lies back down again and closes his eyes.
Yin: Doctors, go back to sleep. (AN: You're still supposed to say this even if they have gone back to sleep already) Inspector, wake up and choose who you think is Mafia.
Yusuke opens his eyes and points to Joey. Yin nods.
Yin: Inspector, go back to sleep.
Yusuke lies down happily, and closes his eyes.
Yin: Townspeople, wake up. (They do) I'm sorry to say that we have experienced a loss of Inuyasha this morning. (Inuyasha gets furious and looks around at everyone) Ahem. I said, INUYASHA YOU'RE DEAD! ::Points to the cemetery:: NOW!
Inuyasha: ::taken aback:: ::canine whimpers as he climbs into the cemetery::
Yin: 0 any accusations?
Yusuke points to Joey, Garet to Seth, and vice-versa.
Yin: Who votes that Joey's the Mafia?
Only Yusuke raises his hand, Joey lets out an inaudible sigh of relief.
Yin: For Seth?
Only Garet raises his hand.
Yin: And for Garet??????
Only Seth raises his hand.
Yin: Since it's a tie, no one gets out. Townspeople, sleep!
Yusuke: ::annoyed:: ::thinking:: That was SO a chance to win! Oh well...::lies down and "sleeps"::
Yin: Mafia, awaken. Choose who you'd like to kill.
Joey points to Yusuke, and lies back down to "sleep".
Yin: Mafia, go back to sleep. Doctors, awaken. Choose who you'd like to save.
Seth points to Joey.
Yin: Go back to sleep, Doctors. (Seth does) Wake up Inspector, and choose who you think is the Mafia.
(AN: At this point, Yusuke doesn't have to do anything, since he correctly guessed the three Mafia members. If he had only guessed Sano and Joey,for example, but not Yami, he wouldn't know that Yami was part of the Mafia too. Because of that, Yusuke would still have to guess here.)
Yin:(Yusuke opens and closes his eyes) Inspector, go back to sleep. Townspeople, awaken.
The remaining 7 people sit up.
Yin: I'm sorry to say we've experienced a loss of Yusuke this morning.
Yusuke: What?
Yin: Go to the graveyard. (He does) Any accusations?
Seth and Garet point at each other.
Yin: ::rolls eyes:: How many for Seth?
(Just Garet again..)
Yin: And for Garet?
(Just Seth again..)
Yin: Okay, townspeople sleep!
Everyone lies back down.
Yugi: ::looks at Yami:: ::through mental link:: why did you kill me??
Yami: Oo ::mental link back:: /I had no choice../
Yugi: ::sad:: but why me?
Yami: 990 /just get over it../
Yin: Mafia, awaken! Choose who dies tonight!! ::cough:: I mean, who you'd like to kill..
Joey points to Garet, and closes his eyes again.
Yin: Mafia, go back to sleep. Doctors, wake up and choose who you'd like to save.
Seth looks at the remaining people: Kurama, Derek, Eric3, Joey, and GARET. ::He frowns, and thinks to himself:: No way am I gonna pick stupid Garet. Um.....::points to Kurama::
Yin: Doctors, go back to sleep. (Seth lies back down and closes his eyes) Inspector, wake up.
(AN: He is still required to do this part even though Yusuke is in the cemetery. Also, he still has to pause between "wake up" and "go back to sleep" so the others won't know that the Inspector is dead)
Yin: Inspector, go back to sleep. Townspeople, awaken. (They do) I'm sorry to say we've experienced a loss of Garet this morning.
Seth: ::quietly, but loudly enough for Garet to hear:: YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Garet: ¬¬ shut up!
Yin: Go to the cemetery.
Garet goes over there, and glares at Seth.
Yin: Any accusations?
Derek points to Kurama.
Yin: How many think Kurama is the Mafia?
Only Derek raises his hand.
Yin: I'm sorry, that's not enough votes to kick out Kurama. (Sees Derek's face and decides that he likes his job) ::looks around at the remaining five:: Ooh. Okay! Townspeople, sleep!
They all lie down, and Garet is still watching Seth.
Yin: Okay! Mafia, awaken and choose who you're going to kill.
Joey looks up, and points to Kurama.
Garet: ::thinking to himself:: What!? Seth isn't the Mafia? Oh..
Yin: Mafia, go back to sleep. (He does) Doctors, awaken.
Seth looks up, and meets Garet's stare.
Garet: ::still in his head:: HE'S THE DOCTOR?! This is crazy.....
Yin: Doctors, choose who you're going to save.
Seth tears his gaze away from Garet and points to Eric3. After he does this, he lies down and closes his eyes.
Garet: ::still thinking:: He may be the Doctor, but he's a lousy one. I mean, come on! Kurama is such a target! His hair is even red! Wait..::touches head:: Mine is too... --0
Yin: Doctors, go back to sleep. Inspector, wake up and choose who you think is the Mafia......... ::pauses a little longer:: Inspector, go back to sleep. Townspeople, wake up!
The handful of townspeople left "wake up".
Yin: I'm sorry to say that we have suffered a loss of Kurama this morning. Kurama, join the others in the cemetery. (he does) Any accusations?
Joey points to Seth. And Seth to Joey.
Yin: Okay..! There are four people left and two being accused! Who thinks it's Seth?
Just Joey raises his hand.
Yin: And who thinks it's Joey?
Seth and Derek raise their hands.
Yin: Congratulations! You have eliminated the Mafia! The Townspeople win!!
People cheer, Yami and Sano go over to Joey.
Yami: How could you let us lose??
Joey: I dunno! Ask Seth!
Sano: Feh...
Seth comes up..
Seth: Hey!!!!!! Good job, Joey! Most Mafia games don't last this long!
Yami/Sano: ::Glare at Seth::
Seth: Oo??????
Suddenly, a bell rings throughout the camp......
htm: Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Oh my god that took four hours to write!!!!!
Sizura: Yeah, it's 2:06 PM and you started at about 11 AM...
htm: ::pant pant:: ::scratches the idea of another round::
Seth: We win! We win! ::blows a raspberry in Yami's face:: Who's the King Of Games now????
Yami: GRRRRRR! I'll get you!!!!!!! ::runs over to Seth::
Seth: ::runs away: HAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!