Kasten's first strike
Ganondorf, about ready to attack, told Link something startling.
"You have no chance you naieve little thing. It's time for your demise."
"uh..... Ganondorf..... in case you haven't noticed, you and I are almost the same height. And not that it's a big deal or anything, but you have yourself no weapons, and your magic is being used to power AOL. No WONDER it's so evil," Link retorted.
"YOU LITTLE!!!!!!!" Ganondorf lunged at him with determination and fire in his eyes.
Link stepped back, and then lunged forward right back at him. Link and Ganondorf were matching each other blow for blow. Then, out of nowhere, Kasten made a bold statement.
"STOP!," he shouted.
Instantly, both Link and Ganondorf halted.
"I have a proposal for you," said Kasten.
"Sorry Stan, I'm not that kind of guy," said Link.
"No you IDIOT," he yelled back, "not like that."
"Then what is it? This position you have me holding is very uncomfortable," said Ganondorf, "I can't hold it for much longer."
"Oh, I'm sorry," Kasten said.
"JUST SAY IT YOU BLITHERING MORONIC IDIOT," Ganondorf shouted.
"ok Link, if Ganondorf loses, then you must agree to give up your fairy as collateral for your AOL payments. We have not received your first check yet," he began.
"Fine. Sure. Whatever. Can we FIGHT now?," Link said.
"No not yet. Should Ganondorf win..."
"Will. You. SHUT. UP. And let me fight already?," Ganondorf squealed.
"ok ok ok ok.. don't have a cow Ganondorf," Kasten said.
"The way you have me frozen feels like I AM having one. Will you let me go already?" Ganondorf yelled.
Throughout all this, Saria could do nothing but laugh at this. She viewed it as sad, rather then as funny. "Are you guys insane? Just fight already!!!!!!!"
"She's right, let's fight," said Link.
"Hey, that rhymed," said Kasten.
"Oh SHUT UP, you fat pig," shouted Ganondorf, finally able to breathe again.
They resumed fighting, albeit with Ganondorf slightly limping. Ganondorf and Link couldn't keep fighting for much longer. Navi began to shout "Hey!"..... "Hey!"...... "Hey!"..... "Listen!" No sooner did Navi say that, then did Saria get a hold of the little creature, and throw it up against the wall.
"Shut up Navi, they're in the middle of something," Saria said.
"But I have something important to say," said Navi.
"SHUT UP NAVI!," she yelled.
"Listen, you don't understand......"
Ganondorf, about ready to attack, told Link something startling.
"You have no chance you naieve little thing. It's time for your demise."
"uh..... Ganondorf..... in case you haven't noticed, you and I are almost the same height. And not that it's a big deal or anything, but you have yourself no weapons, and your magic is being used to power AOL. No WONDER it's so evil," Link retorted.
"YOU LITTLE!!!!!!!" Ganondorf lunged at him with determination and fire in his eyes.
Link stepped back, and then lunged forward right back at him. Link and Ganondorf were matching each other blow for blow. Then, out of nowhere, Kasten made a bold statement.
"STOP!," he shouted.
Instantly, both Link and Ganondorf halted.
"I have a proposal for you," said Kasten.
"Sorry Stan, I'm not that kind of guy," said Link.
"No you IDIOT," he yelled back, "not like that."
"Then what is it? This position you have me holding is very uncomfortable," said Ganondorf, "I can't hold it for much longer."
"Oh, I'm sorry," Kasten said.
"JUST SAY IT YOU BLITHERING MORONIC IDIOT," Ganondorf shouted.
"ok Link, if Ganondorf loses, then you must agree to give up your fairy as collateral for your AOL payments. We have not received your first check yet," he began.
"Fine. Sure. Whatever. Can we FIGHT now?," Link said.
"No not yet. Should Ganondorf win..."
"Will. You. SHUT. UP. And let me fight already?," Ganondorf squealed.
"ok ok ok ok.. don't have a cow Ganondorf," Kasten said.
"The way you have me frozen feels like I AM having one. Will you let me go already?" Ganondorf yelled.
Throughout all this, Saria could do nothing but laugh at this. She viewed it as sad, rather then as funny. "Are you guys insane? Just fight already!!!!!!!"
"She's right, let's fight," said Link.
"Hey, that rhymed," said Kasten.
"Oh SHUT UP, you fat pig," shouted Ganondorf, finally able to breathe again.
They resumed fighting, albeit with Ganondorf slightly limping. Ganondorf and Link couldn't keep fighting for much longer. Navi began to shout "Hey!"..... "Hey!"...... "Hey!"..... "Listen!" No sooner did Navi say that, then did Saria get a hold of the little creature, and throw it up against the wall.
"Shut up Navi, they're in the middle of something," Saria said.
"But I have something important to say," said Navi.
"SHUT UP NAVI!," she yelled.
"Listen, you don't understand......"