The Surprise
"Navi," Saria said, "if you don't shut up sometime soon, I am going to pluck your wings off and feed you to Kasten."
"mmmmmmmmmm, fairy!" Kasten said.
"NO!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! HE'S SO SCARY!!!" Navi shouted.
"Then keep quiet," Saria shot back.
"But if I don't tell you, he'll die," Navi quickly said.
Saria turned around frustrated and shouted, "FINE! WHAT IS IT!?!?"
"Finally," Navi said, "Ganondorf's evil power is being used to power AOL's internet connection service. If he kills Ganondorf, the spell our friends are under will not be broken."
Saria looked at Navi with a horrified look on her face. She quickly became conscious of everythig around her. "Link!" she shouted, "don't hurt him! He's powering AOL!"
Link looked at her as though she was crazy "I thought that was the point..."
Saria, becoming visibly upset now, began begging Link to stop. "Listen here you, I'm telling you right now...... you have to stop!"
Kasten began to laugh hysterically.
"I think someone just shot Epona," Link said, "either that, or he had a few before he came to work this morning."
"SILENCE!!! IMPUTENT FOOLS!!!" shouted Kasten, afterward reaching for his oxygen, "you will all come to know my name in time, fools."
Ganondorf looked over at Kasten. "What in the WORLD did that have to do with ANYTHING, you IDIOT!? The fumes from your diapers must be getting to you."
Kasten shot an evil stare at Ganondorf. "I told you NOT to tell anyone about that!"
"Well, they were going to figure it out anyway," said Ganondorf, "it's hard not to when the fumes are so strong they're scaring the Kokiri children."
"SHUT UP!," Kasten screamed.
Link began to grow impatient. "Are we gonna fight, or make fun of Kasten's fuming diapers?," he said.
"Yeah, come on!", squeaked Navi, "I wanna see a fight!"
Saria quickly took Navi by the wings and chucked her into the wall again. "You really need to keep quiet, or I'll give you to Kasten and let him have his way with you."
"But the fumes..." Navi began.
"SHUT UP!" shouted Kasten.
"Why are we standing around talking?" said Link, "I'm just going to go ahead and fight. Whenever you care to join me, Ganondorf, I'll be ready."
"Let's get this over with," said Ganondorf., "I need to go back to wrecking people's minds."
Kasten began to laugh hysterically again.
Ganondorf shook his head. "Why do you put up with him?" whispered Link.
"Because if I don't, he'll get even with me.... and the way he gets even is too horrible to describe," Ganondorf whispered back.
"How so?" Link asked, still whispering.
"He will let out an enormous fart," said Ganondorf, "how do you think dinosaurs became extinct? Kasten's ancient ancestor, who was ironically a rock, had only one human quality. The ability to fart. Well, the rest is history."
Link curled his nose at the thought of this. "Well, regardless of that, it's time to fight..... I must put an end to this. HA!!"
Link began to charge toward Ganondorf, and the battle for Hyrule resumed...
A/N- sorry everyone, we haven't updated in the longest time. We haven't had any time to write. Hopefully we'll be quicker with the updates now that school is out.
"Navi," Saria said, "if you don't shut up sometime soon, I am going to pluck your wings off and feed you to Kasten."
"mmmmmmmmmm, fairy!" Kasten said.
"NO!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! HE'S SO SCARY!!!" Navi shouted.
"Then keep quiet," Saria shot back.
"But if I don't tell you, he'll die," Navi quickly said.
Saria turned around frustrated and shouted, "FINE! WHAT IS IT!?!?"
"Finally," Navi said, "Ganondorf's evil power is being used to power AOL's internet connection service. If he kills Ganondorf, the spell our friends are under will not be broken."
Saria looked at Navi with a horrified look on her face. She quickly became conscious of everythig around her. "Link!" she shouted, "don't hurt him! He's powering AOL!"
Link looked at her as though she was crazy "I thought that was the point..."
Saria, becoming visibly upset now, began begging Link to stop. "Listen here you, I'm telling you right now...... you have to stop!"
Kasten began to laugh hysterically.
"I think someone just shot Epona," Link said, "either that, or he had a few before he came to work this morning."
"SILENCE!!! IMPUTENT FOOLS!!!" shouted Kasten, afterward reaching for his oxygen, "you will all come to know my name in time, fools."
Ganondorf looked over at Kasten. "What in the WORLD did that have to do with ANYTHING, you IDIOT!? The fumes from your diapers must be getting to you."
Kasten shot an evil stare at Ganondorf. "I told you NOT to tell anyone about that!"
"Well, they were going to figure it out anyway," said Ganondorf, "it's hard not to when the fumes are so strong they're scaring the Kokiri children."
"SHUT UP!," Kasten screamed.
Link began to grow impatient. "Are we gonna fight, or make fun of Kasten's fuming diapers?," he said.
"Yeah, come on!", squeaked Navi, "I wanna see a fight!"
Saria quickly took Navi by the wings and chucked her into the wall again. "You really need to keep quiet, or I'll give you to Kasten and let him have his way with you."
"But the fumes..." Navi began.
"SHUT UP!" shouted Kasten.
"Why are we standing around talking?" said Link, "I'm just going to go ahead and fight. Whenever you care to join me, Ganondorf, I'll be ready."
"Let's get this over with," said Ganondorf., "I need to go back to wrecking people's minds."
Kasten began to laugh hysterically again.
Ganondorf shook his head. "Why do you put up with him?" whispered Link.
"Because if I don't, he'll get even with me.... and the way he gets even is too horrible to describe," Ganondorf whispered back.
"How so?" Link asked, still whispering.
"He will let out an enormous fart," said Ganondorf, "how do you think dinosaurs became extinct? Kasten's ancient ancestor, who was ironically a rock, had only one human quality. The ability to fart. Well, the rest is history."
Link curled his nose at the thought of this. "Well, regardless of that, it's time to fight..... I must put an end to this. HA!!"
Link began to charge toward Ganondorf, and the battle for Hyrule resumed...
A/N- sorry everyone, we haven't updated in the longest time. We haven't had any time to write. Hopefully we'll be quicker with the updates now that school is out.