Well, this is the last chapters for jokes. There will be one more chapter to explain what happened after the closet. Thanks so much for all of your reviews. I'll post your names, good or bad, at the end of the next chapter. I appreciate your comments and criticism. Now let's get this joke over with. Remember to pass this joke too! Oh, and some of you asked about the "butthead" thing. That's from "Legally Blonde." I was watching it earlier that day.
Important! I didn't make up that joke about the butler in the third chapter! It was sent to me through reviews by super sycoh! Let's give her a round of applause! Yay! Oh, and natyslacks gave me several of the blonde jokes so let's applaud her too! If there's anyone else whose joke(s) I used, please tell me and I will give you the credit in the next chapter! I don't want to take all of the credit. It needs to be shared!
Disclaimer- I don't own anything, including the joke, which was told to me once again by my friend, Madison.
Chapter 5 The Longest Joke Ever
"Are you sure you want to tell me this?" asked Draco nervously watching where he thought she was. That Pink and Purple Polka-Dotted Ping Pong Ball joke was going to cost him a lot.
"Oh yes. I'm sure you want to hear this." She said still smirking. Draco felt more and more uncomfortable.
"Alright then, shoot." He said hesitantly. Hermione then began the longest joke ever.
"A man was driving down the road out in the country when his car broke down unexpectedly.
'Damn! I'm late for a business meeting.' He said. So the man took his briefcase and began to walk down the road. He walked for about a mile when he came to a big pink house. He walked up the pink steps to the pink doorstep. The man knocked on the pink door, and a woman in a big pink dress answered.
'May I help you sir?' asked the lady in the big pink dress.
'Yes, I was wondering if I could use your phone. My car broke down, and I would like to call a mechanic.' Explained the man.
'Well, my phone isn't working, and no one will be able to fix it until tomorrow. If you like, you're welcome to stay the night.' Said the lady in the big pink dress.
'That would be nice. Thank you.' Said the man. He went up the pink stairs and down the pink hallway, up the pink stairs and down the pink hallway and to the first door on the left.
The man placed his briefcase on the pink bed, went into the pink bathroom, took a shower in the pink shower. Got out of the pink shower, wrapped himself in a pink towel, went back into the pink bedroom, changed into some pink pajamas that were in the dresser, unmade the pink bed, got into the pink bed, flipped on the pink bed, and fell asleep watching the pink T.V.
An hour later, another man was driving down the road when his car broke down just a few miles before the first guy.
"Damn!" he said getting out of the car with his briefcase, "I'm late to catch a plane!" The man had no choice, but to walk. He passed the other man's car and soon reached the pink house. He walked up the pink steps to the pink doorsteps. He knocked on the pink door, and a lady in a big pink dress answered.
'May I help you sir?' asked the lady in the big pink dress.
'Yes, my car broke down a few miles back, and I was hoping I could use your phone.' Said the man to the lady in the big pink dress.
'Well, my phone is dead and a mechanic won't be here until tomorrow to fix it. If you like, you're welcome to spend the night here.' Said the lady in the big pink dress.
'That's great. Thanks.' Said the man. So he went up the pink stairs and down the pink hallway, up the pink stairs and down the pink hallway and to the first door on the right.
There, the man put his briefcase on the pink bed, went into the pink bathroom, took a shower in the pink shower, got out of the pink shower, wrapped himself in a fluffy pink towel, walked out of the pink bathroom, dressed himself in pink pajamas that were in the pink dresser, unmade the pink bed, turned on the pink T.V., and fell asleep watching the pink T.V.
Another hour later, another man's car broke down a few miles back from the second guy's car.
'Damn!' he exclaimed, 'I'm late of a cookout.' So the man had no choice, but to walk down that long country road with his briefcase. He passed up both cars before coming to the big pink house. He walked up the pink steps to the pink doorstep and knocked on the pink door. The lady in the big pink dress answered it.
'May I help you sir?' asked the lady in the big pink dress.
'Yes please, my car just broke down and I would really appreciate it if you would be kind enough to let me use your phone.' Said the man politely.
'Well, my phone isn't working, and a mechanic won't be able to make it here until tomorrow. If you like, you're welcome to stay the night.' Said the lady in the big pink dress.
'That would be nice. Thank you.' Said the man. He walked into the pink house and went up the pink stairs and down the pink hallway, up the pink stairs and down the pink hallway and into the second door on the left.
The man set his briefcase on the pink bed, walked into the pink bathroom, took a shower in the pink shower, got out of the pink shower, wrapped himself in a fluffy pink towel, walked out of the pink bathroom, dressed himself in the pajamas in the pink dresser, unmade the pink bed, turned on the pink T.V., crawled into the pink bed, and fell asleep watching the pink T.V.
Then next morning, the first man was the first to wake. He got out of the pink bed, changed out of the pink pajamas and into his old clothes, remade the pink bed, turned off the pink bed, and walk out of the pink room and into the pink hallway. He went down the pink stairs and down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs and down the pink hallway and arrived in the pink kitchen where the lady in the big pink dress was making breakfast.
'Good morning! The mechanic will be here in about an hour to fix the phone. In the meantime, would you like some breakfast?' asked the lady in the big pink dress.
'Yes please.' Answered the man.
'What would you prefer, Frosted Flakes or Fruit Loops?'
'Frosted Flakes please.'
So the lady in the big pink dress went into the pink pantry and got out the pink box of pink Frosted Flakes. Then she went into the pink refridgerator and got out the pink milk. She then went to the pink cabinet and got a pink bowl and a pink spoon. She sat all of these things down on the pink table in front of the man, and he began to eat.
The second man finally woke up in his pink bedroom. He got out of his pink bed, changed from the pink pajamas and into his old clothes, remade the pink bed, turned off the pink T.V., and walked out of the pink bedroom and into the pink hallway. He walked down the pink stairs and down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs and down the pink hallway. There, he entered the pink kitchen where the first man was eating and the lady in the big pink dress was making breakfast.
'Good morning! The mechanic will be here in about forty-five minutes. In the meantime, would you like some breakfast?' asked the lady in the big pink dress.
'Yes I would, thank you.' Said the second man.
'What would you like, Frosted Flakes or Fruit Loops?'
'Fruit Loops please.'
So the lady in the big pink dress went into the pink pantry and got out a pink box of Fruit Loops. Then she went to the pink refrigerator and got out the pink milk, which had been put back in the pink fridge. After that, she went into the pink cabinet and got out a pink bowl and a pink spoon. She placed all of these things on the pink table and the second man began to eat.
Finally, the third man woke up in his pink bed. He got up out of the pink bed, changed his pink pajamas and back into his old clothes, remade the pink bed, turned off the pink T.V., and walked out into the pink hallway. He walked down the pink stairs and down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs and down the pink hallway and entered the pink kitchen where the other two men were eating and the lady in the big pink dress was still making breakfast.
'Good morning! The mechanic will be here in about thirty minutes. While you're waiting, would you like some breakfast?' asked the lady in the big pink dress.
'Yes I would like that.' Said the third man.
'Which would you like, Frosted Flakes or Fruit Loops?'
"Frosted Flakes please.'
So the lady in the big pink dress went into the pink fridge, and got out the pink milk, which was put away in the pink fridge again. The she went into the pink cabinet and got out a pink bowl and a pink spoon. She also went into the pink pantry and got out the pink box of Frosted Flakes, which was also put away. She set these things on the pink table and the third man began to eat.
And the moral of out story is that more people prefer Frosted Flakes over Fruit Loops."
There was a silence that hung in the air.
"And… what happens next?" asked Draco expecting more.
"That's it!" exclaimed Hermione. Draco looked at her for a minute before letting out a loud cry of annoyance.
It might've been fate or just coincidence, but at that very moment, Professor Snape just happened to be walking by when he heard Draco's cry. Shocked, Professor Snape opened the closet door carefully and looked in. Both Hermione and Draco's hands went straight to their faces to block the bright light.
"What is the meaning of this? You too skipped an entire afternoon of classes to sit in a closet?! I'm ashamed of you Mr. Malfoy. And of you too, Miss Granger!" exclaimed Snape, who was weirded out to find his two top students in a closet together.
"No Professor, you don't understand!" yelled Hermione getting up and climbing out of the closet.
"We were stuck. The door locked on us, and we didn't have our wands. We had no choice. No one would come even when we called." Said Draco also getting out.
"There was nothing we could do to get out!"
"She told me the Pink House Joke, Professor!"
Snape tried hard to keep to two students calm, but it was harder than it looked. "Will you please CALM DOWN!" he shouted. "Now why don't you two just go back to your common rooms QUIETLY, and I shall refrain from taking house points." Said Snape walking away shaking his head.
Hermione and Draco were left alone in the empty hallway. They stood there in silence for a minute.
"Goodbye." They said at the same time and quickly dashed off in the opposite directions.
A/N: Don't flame please! I know you're probably thinking that I was high, but I don't do pot thank you very much. There's one more chapter left so come back later! Thanks for reading and please review!
Me,
RonFan