Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. No smut in this part. Hints perhaps but nothing explicit. I kinda ran out of smutty ideas..
Chapter 21
The footsteps stopped outside Hermione's bed and the curtain flew open, revealing Ginny in a cute blue teddy bear suit, "Hermione, can I borrow….?" Ginny broke off as she took in the scene in front of her. Severus grabbed her arm and pulled her towards the bed and pulled the curtain shut. He threw her on the bed next to Hermione. "Professor…"Ginny began but was silenced by a kiss from Severus. When he let her go she gasped for air and smiled, "Wow!!! Wish Sirius would kiss me like that." Severus just smirked and said, "I'm a much better kisser than Sirius. Now let's not talk about him. I need a shag and as you two have fallen into my lap, let's get ready to rumble." He pushed her on the bed and she melted under his ministrations..
Later, Ginny and Hermione walked into the Great Hall for breakfast, with big smiles on their faces and walking a bit bowlegged. Max had come back and had run off with Severus' pyjama top, so Severus had to borrow a baby blue dressing gown of Hermione's. The students that were up were surprised to see Severus in the Gryffindor tower, much less wearing a baby blue dressing gown. They sat down next to Steven, who had a massive love bite on his neck, and said good morning to him, to which he had responded to quite cheerfully. Shaun, who was sitting opposite him dropped his fork in surprise. "God Steven, you're awfully happy this morning." Shaun said. "Did you finally get shagged then? No wait don't answer that, of course you did. Who?" He looked at Ginny and Hermione, took in their mussed hair and the way they gingerly sat down, and put two and two together, "You didn't?" He groaned as Steven nodded. Hermione looked at Steven and understood, "You sod! You pretended to be Professor Snape…"She hissed to Steven, who looked taken aback.
"I didn't pretend anything, Hermione, you just assumed I was him." Steven hissed back to Hermione, who nodded as she realised he was right. Hermione suddenly giggled again as she recalled something, she whispered something in Ginny's ear, who looked stunned and then giggled as well. "What? What is so funny?" Steven asked.
"I don't like the sound of that giggle ."Shaun commented, his fork halfway to his mouth.
"Me neither. Hermione giggled after we…"Steven began, casting a wary eye at the students around him but they took no notice of him or the conversation. "and when I asked her what was so funny, she never did tell me. You ever had that problem Shaun?"
"No and good job too. I tend to get a bit paranoid…" Shaun began. "so are you going to tell us or am I going to have to shag you to get it out of you?"
Ginny smirked and said, with an evil grin, "Maybe.."
"You saucy minx." Steven accused, "By the way, Shaun, Hermione had a very interesting dream, involving leather catsuits, Remus, a few girls, Sirius, Lucius Malfoy, Alan, Harry, chips, dips, chains and whips."
"THERE WERE NO CHIPS OR DIPS INVOLVED!!!" Hermione yelled, making everyone turning around and stare at her. They looked at her for a few minutes and then went back to their conversations.
"Okay, no need to get your panties in a bunch. I notice that you don't deny the other things though." Shaun said, wiggling his finger in his ear.
"It also involved a spanking paddle wielded by Bella over there," Steven said, indicating a tall red headed Slytherin, who was sitting next to Jade, a purple haired Slytherin, "and Jade..." he broke off when Hermione had hit him on the arm. "God, you have a hard punch." He smirked, and added, "Although if you want to get me in leather all you have to do is ask."
"Yeah, we'll only be too happy to get in leather." Shaun added, "Although Sevvie and Alan don't go anywhere near those types of clothes."
"Shaun likes to play at being a master. He's a domination king. He actually owns all that stuff in your dream." Steven explained. He turned to Shaun, "Did you bring them with you?"
"Yes but you can't borrow them. Can you imagine Albus' face if I brought them out and started using it on the students?"
"I know Severus would get a kick out it if you used it on Harry." Steven said. "I think Harry would get a kick out of it." he added, with an evil smirk.
"Ew, get your mind out of the gutter." Shaun replied. "I wouldn't do that to Harry. I'm not as kinky as you."
"Excuse me, you not kinky? Why are you known as Master Kinkfest then?"
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. No smut in this part. Hints perhaps but nothing explicit. I kinda ran out of smutty ideas..
Chapter 21
The footsteps stopped outside Hermione's bed and the curtain flew open, revealing Ginny in a cute blue teddy bear suit, "Hermione, can I borrow….?" Ginny broke off as she took in the scene in front of her. Severus grabbed her arm and pulled her towards the bed and pulled the curtain shut. He threw her on the bed next to Hermione. "Professor…"Ginny began but was silenced by a kiss from Severus. When he let her go she gasped for air and smiled, "Wow!!! Wish Sirius would kiss me like that." Severus just smirked and said, "I'm a much better kisser than Sirius. Now let's not talk about him. I need a shag and as you two have fallen into my lap, let's get ready to rumble." He pushed her on the bed and she melted under his ministrations..
Later, Ginny and Hermione walked into the Great Hall for breakfast, with big smiles on their faces and walking a bit bowlegged. Max had come back and had run off with Severus' pyjama top, so Severus had to borrow a baby blue dressing gown of Hermione's. The students that were up were surprised to see Severus in the Gryffindor tower, much less wearing a baby blue dressing gown. They sat down next to Steven, who had a massive love bite on his neck, and said good morning to him, to which he had responded to quite cheerfully. Shaun, who was sitting opposite him dropped his fork in surprise. "God Steven, you're awfully happy this morning." Shaun said. "Did you finally get shagged then? No wait don't answer that, of course you did. Who?" He looked at Ginny and Hermione, took in their mussed hair and the way they gingerly sat down, and put two and two together, "You didn't?" He groaned as Steven nodded. Hermione looked at Steven and understood, "You sod! You pretended to be Professor Snape…"She hissed to Steven, who looked taken aback.
"I didn't pretend anything, Hermione, you just assumed I was him." Steven hissed back to Hermione, who nodded as she realised he was right. Hermione suddenly giggled again as she recalled something, she whispered something in Ginny's ear, who looked stunned and then giggled as well. "What? What is so funny?" Steven asked.
"I don't like the sound of that giggle ."Shaun commented, his fork halfway to his mouth.
"Me neither. Hermione giggled after we…"Steven began, casting a wary eye at the students around him but they took no notice of him or the conversation. "and when I asked her what was so funny, she never did tell me. You ever had that problem Shaun?"
"No and good job too. I tend to get a bit paranoid…" Shaun began. "so are you going to tell us or am I going to have to shag you to get it out of you?"
Ginny smirked and said, with an evil grin, "Maybe.."
"You saucy minx." Steven accused, "By the way, Shaun, Hermione had a very interesting dream, involving leather catsuits, Remus, a few girls, Sirius, Lucius Malfoy, Alan, Harry, chips, dips, chains and whips."
"THERE WERE NO CHIPS OR DIPS INVOLVED!!!" Hermione yelled, making everyone turning around and stare at her. They looked at her for a few minutes and then went back to their conversations.
"Okay, no need to get your panties in a bunch. I notice that you don't deny the other things though." Shaun said, wiggling his finger in his ear.
"It also involved a spanking paddle wielded by Bella over there," Steven said, indicating a tall red headed Slytherin, who was sitting next to Jade, a purple haired Slytherin, "and Jade..." he broke off when Hermione had hit him on the arm. "God, you have a hard punch." He smirked, and added, "Although if you want to get me in leather all you have to do is ask."
"Yeah, we'll only be too happy to get in leather." Shaun added, "Although Sevvie and Alan don't go anywhere near those types of clothes."
"Shaun likes to play at being a master. He's a domination king. He actually owns all that stuff in your dream." Steven explained. He turned to Shaun, "Did you bring them with you?"
"Yes but you can't borrow them. Can you imagine Albus' face if I brought them out and started using it on the students?"
"I know Severus would get a kick out it if you used it on Harry." Steven said. "I think Harry would get a kick out of it." he added, with an evil smirk.
"Ew, get your mind out of the gutter." Shaun replied. "I wouldn't do that to Harry. I'm not as kinky as you."
"Excuse me, you not kinky? Why are you known as Master Kinkfest then?"
TBC