Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks.
Chapter 22
Shaun glared at his brother and hissed, "You weren't supposed to tell everyone."
Steven smirked and muttered something under his breath. Shaun glared at him and said, "Say that again, this time so I can hear you."
"I said, that,"Steven sang loudly,making everyone drop their forks, "I'm so darn glad he let me try it again, 'cause my last time on earth I lived a whole world of sin. I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then. Gonna keep on tryin' till I reach the highest ground."
"Okaaaaay, I never should've let you near the stereo..."
Steven switched songs, "I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way."
"...Or near my Red Hot Chilli Peppers album..."
"You like them?" Dean broke in, Shaun nodded,"They're so cool."
"What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you What I've got you've got to get it put it in you What I've got you've got to get it put it in you Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue." Steven sang, ignoring the glare from Shaun.
"Do you have to be so bloody cheerful in the morning?" Shaun ground out between gritted teeth.
Steven ignored him and started talking non stop to Hermione, Harry and Ron about Quidditch and other stuff. He shut up when he saw Severus and Alan walk in, looking a bit worse for wear. They stopped by the Gryffindor table, Steven looked up, smiled and said, in the most cheerful voice he could manage, "Good morning."
Severus and Alan eyed him suspiciously. Alan spoke first, "And what are you so cheerful about?"
Severus spoke next, "Hmm you're never cheerful in the morning unless......" He broke off as realiziation hit him. "You didn't?" Steven nodded, "Who?"
TBC
(A/N: I wrote this chapter while suffering from a severe lack of coffee so excuse any spelling mistakes...)
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks.
Chapter 22
Shaun glared at his brother and hissed, "You weren't supposed to tell everyone."
Steven smirked and muttered something under his breath. Shaun glared at him and said, "Say that again, this time so I can hear you."
"I said, that,"Steven sang loudly,making everyone drop their forks, "I'm so darn glad he let me try it again, 'cause my last time on earth I lived a whole world of sin. I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then. Gonna keep on tryin' till I reach the highest ground."
"Okaaaaay, I never should've let you near the stereo..."
Steven switched songs, "I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way."
"...Or near my Red Hot Chilli Peppers album..."
"You like them?" Dean broke in, Shaun nodded,"They're so cool."
"What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you What I've got you've got to get it put it in you What I've got you've got to get it put it in you Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue." Steven sang, ignoring the glare from Shaun.
"Do you have to be so bloody cheerful in the morning?" Shaun ground out between gritted teeth.
Steven ignored him and started talking non stop to Hermione, Harry and Ron about Quidditch and other stuff. He shut up when he saw Severus and Alan walk in, looking a bit worse for wear. They stopped by the Gryffindor table, Steven looked up, smiled and said, in the most cheerful voice he could manage, "Good morning."
Severus and Alan eyed him suspiciously. Alan spoke first, "And what are you so cheerful about?"
Severus spoke next, "Hmm you're never cheerful in the morning unless......" He broke off as realiziation hit him. "You didn't?" Steven nodded, "Who?"
TBC
(A/N: I wrote this chapter while suffering from a severe lack of coffee so excuse any spelling mistakes...)