Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. This chapter a bit of Steven's past is revealed..
Chapter 23
"No one," Steven replied, looking shifty.
"Humph, last time you said that, it turned out you had been shagging…um someone's mum and she ended up having to go away for a bit…" Severus replied, shooting an unreadable look at the golden trio. "What ever happened to that baby?"
"She had to give it away for adoption because she didn't want her husband finding out about it." Steven replied sadly, "Last I heard, it was with a lovely Wizarding family. Why? You come to rub my face in it?."
"She was married to someone else at the time. Even I wouldn't do that." Shaun said, ignoring the curious looks from the golden trio, He did a bit of mental calculations, "That means, your sprog is about Harry's age, it's not Harry is it?"
"No!" Steven replied.
"Of course it's not Harry, Stupid me…"Shaun replied, "Lily wouldn't do that.."
"So who was it? I mean who made you happy today?" Alan asked, his brothers gave him a surprised look, Alan raised an eyebrow, "What? I can't enquire about my brother's love life. Oh and Steven, your last girlfriend left her vibrator in my room. What you two were doing in *my* room, I dread to think, could you give it back to her?"
"I'm not your bloody servant." Steven replied, "Besides she's not talking to me."
"I wonder why." Alan muttered, sardonically.
"Maybe because he shags them and then dumps them…" Severus said, "And is an almighty git."
"Shut up." Steven snarled, "She was a mistake but I didn't dump H…."He broke off as he realised what he was going to admit.
"Didn't dump who?" Severus asked, helping himself to coffee and also handing a mug to Alan, who growled his thanks..
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. This chapter a bit of Steven's past is revealed..
Chapter 23
"No one," Steven replied, looking shifty.
"Humph, last time you said that, it turned out you had been shagging…um someone's mum and she ended up having to go away for a bit…" Severus replied, shooting an unreadable look at the golden trio. "What ever happened to that baby?"
"She had to give it away for adoption because she didn't want her husband finding out about it." Steven replied sadly, "Last I heard, it was with a lovely Wizarding family. Why? You come to rub my face in it?."
"She was married to someone else at the time. Even I wouldn't do that." Shaun said, ignoring the curious looks from the golden trio, He did a bit of mental calculations, "That means, your sprog is about Harry's age, it's not Harry is it?"
"No!" Steven replied.
"Of course it's not Harry, Stupid me…"Shaun replied, "Lily wouldn't do that.."
"So who was it? I mean who made you happy today?" Alan asked, his brothers gave him a surprised look, Alan raised an eyebrow, "What? I can't enquire about my brother's love life. Oh and Steven, your last girlfriend left her vibrator in my room. What you two were doing in *my* room, I dread to think, could you give it back to her?"
"I'm not your bloody servant." Steven replied, "Besides she's not talking to me."
"I wonder why." Alan muttered, sardonically.
"Maybe because he shags them and then dumps them…" Severus said, "And is an almighty git."
"Shut up." Steven snarled, "She was a mistake but I didn't dump H…."He broke off as he realised what he was going to admit.
"Didn't dump who?" Severus asked, helping himself to coffee and also handing a mug to Alan, who growled his thanks..
TBC