Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. This chapter a bit of the brothers' past is revealed.. Ooh one of the secrets is revealed, not Steven's though.. It's very short…
Chapter 17
"Come on tell us." Severus cajoled.
"No you'll only laugh…"Steven protested.
"It was a student wasn't it?" Alan asked.
"I'm not telling…"
"I know who it was." Shaun stated smugly, "I'll tell you for a price of course…"
Alan opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by a howler landing on his plate, squashing his sausages and his egg. He reached for it with trembling hands and opened it, "ALAN RICKMAN OR SHOULD I SAY SNAPE? " The howler screamed in a female voice, "YOU TELL YOUR BROTHER TO STOP PICKING ON HARRY OR ELSE I WILL COME UP THERE AND SHOVE BOTH YOUR'S AND HIS BALLS IN A DRAWER AND SLAM IT SHUT!!" Alan winced as he remembered another time, he had that done to him. "I DID IT TO YOU ONCE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN!!! NEED I REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAD A SON AND I HAD GIVE HIM AWAY TO THE POTTERS BECAUSE I WAS ONLY 15 AT THE TIME? YES THAT'S RIGHT ALAN, HARRY IS YOUR GRANDSON!!!" The howler burst into flames and there was a collective silence, in the hall, which was only broken by Harry whispering, "Alan Rickman is my Granddad." and fainting, Alan followed him by sinking down to the ground in shock.
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. This chapter a bit of the brothers' past is revealed.. Ooh one of the secrets is revealed, not Steven's though.. It's very short…
Chapter 17
"Come on tell us." Severus cajoled.
"No you'll only laugh…"Steven protested.
"It was a student wasn't it?" Alan asked.
"I'm not telling…"
"I know who it was." Shaun stated smugly, "I'll tell you for a price of course…"
Alan opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by a howler landing on his plate, squashing his sausages and his egg. He reached for it with trembling hands and opened it, "ALAN RICKMAN OR SHOULD I SAY SNAPE? " The howler screamed in a female voice, "YOU TELL YOUR BROTHER TO STOP PICKING ON HARRY OR ELSE I WILL COME UP THERE AND SHOVE BOTH YOUR'S AND HIS BALLS IN A DRAWER AND SLAM IT SHUT!!" Alan winced as he remembered another time, he had that done to him. "I DID IT TO YOU ONCE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN!!! NEED I REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAD A SON AND I HAD GIVE HIM AWAY TO THE POTTERS BECAUSE I WAS ONLY 15 AT THE TIME? YES THAT'S RIGHT ALAN, HARRY IS YOUR GRANDSON!!!" The howler burst into flames and there was a collective silence, in the hall, which was only broken by Harry whispering, "Alan Rickman is my Granddad." and fainting, Alan followed him by sinking down to the ground in shock.
TBC