Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 18
"My Grandson?" Severus choked out, "God I feel old..."
Alan was very pale, "Wait an minute that means Potter is my...I'm his..." Alan broke off as he searched for words. Behind him Harry stirred and sat up but the adults just ignored him. Hermione was sitting beside Harry holding his hand and Ron and her were helping him to stand and sit on the bench.
"Great Uncle Sevvie,"Steven chirped happily,ignoring the glare from Alan.."It seems I'm not the only one with a dark past in this family. Tell me Sevvie, have you any sprogs that we don't know about?"
"Oh yeah, I shagged Lily Potter and I had 15 children with her.."Alan replied sarcastically, ignoring Harry, who had gone very pale, which Shaun had noticed.
"Severus, don't joke about things like that. I mean do you want Hermione to smack you over the head with her copy of Hogwarts: A History? Because you caused Harry Potter to faint yet again..."
Alan, by this time had got a mental image of Hermione chasing him around the Hall, waving Hogwarts: A History threatenly, wearing for some strange reason curlers in her hair and a frilly pink apron, and he couldn't help it, he burst out laughing, startling everyone, and causing Steven to mutter, "He's cracked." then as the image hit him through the mental link(A/N: Did you really think I'd forgotten about that small detail?), started laughing, "Oh. My. God! Severus. You've. Really. Outdone. Yourself. This. Time " He said between laughs. Beside him, Shaun had also gotten the image and was also laughing. Everyone else was looking at the trio in bewilderment. Harry, who was still looking very pale, said to Hermione, "You think we should call someone?"
TBC
(A/N: Don't think I've forgotten Severus' reaction to the news coz that will be coming in the next part).
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 18
"My Grandson?" Severus choked out, "God I feel old..."
Alan was very pale, "Wait an minute that means Potter is my...I'm his..." Alan broke off as he searched for words. Behind him Harry stirred and sat up but the adults just ignored him. Hermione was sitting beside Harry holding his hand and Ron and her were helping him to stand and sit on the bench.
"Great Uncle Sevvie,"Steven chirped happily,ignoring the glare from Alan.."It seems I'm not the only one with a dark past in this family. Tell me Sevvie, have you any sprogs that we don't know about?"
"Oh yeah, I shagged Lily Potter and I had 15 children with her.."Alan replied sarcastically, ignoring Harry, who had gone very pale, which Shaun had noticed.
"Severus, don't joke about things like that. I mean do you want Hermione to smack you over the head with her copy of Hogwarts: A History? Because you caused Harry Potter to faint yet again..."
Alan, by this time had got a mental image of Hermione chasing him around the Hall, waving Hogwarts: A History threatenly, wearing for some strange reason curlers in her hair and a frilly pink apron, and he couldn't help it, he burst out laughing, startling everyone, and causing Steven to mutter, "He's cracked." then as the image hit him through the mental link(A/N: Did you really think I'd forgotten about that small detail?), started laughing, "Oh. My. God! Severus. You've. Really. Outdone. Yourself. This. Time " He said between laughs. Beside him, Shaun had also gotten the image and was also laughing. Everyone else was looking at the trio in bewilderment. Harry, who was still looking very pale, said to Hermione, "You think we should call someone?"
TBC
(A/N: Don't think I've forgotten Severus' reaction to the news coz that will be coming in the next part).