J-kun: Hey we're back!
S-chan: Back from where?
J-kun: Uh... Shadow Realm Day Spa. Here's the sequel to Guy's Night Out. This time around hopefully there will be more action. Sandra, do the disclaimer!
S-chan: O.o Me? Why don't you do it?!
J-kun: Fine, clears voice DISCLAIMER: We do not own any of these characters besides ourselves. And right now we're in battle to determine which of us owns the other.
S-chan: That's right so piss off!
J-kun: And 'Go Pie'. holding 'Go Pie' flags
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The sun sets on the Kame game store as the few remaining survivors look around at what had happened that morning
J-kun: shakes lowered head Such killing and bloodshed was never needed. sits down in the recliner and turns on the news
S-chan: It was kinda fun though. looks around to see no furniture in sit in Slaves! Form yourselves into a chair and footrest for me!
Yami no Bakura & Yami no Yuugi: O.O
S-chan: Now! cracks whip and Yami no Bakura becomes a human chair while Yami no Yuugi becomes the footrest
Yami no Yuugi: Why must I be the footrest?! This is no way to treat a great Egyptian pharaoh!
S-chan: ponders Ok then! Both of you! Become a couch for your master to lay on.
Yami no Bakura: Um.... blushes I don't want to get up.
J-kun: O.o laughs What's the matter 'Kura? Surprise visitor?
Yami no Bakura: blushing even more Shut up mortal! I just wish not to stand up right now!
Yami no Yuugi: snickers
S-chan: Surprise visitor? Nobody told me we were having guests!
J-kun: Not that kinda guest Sandra! Huh? What's this? watches the TV closely while a special report is being broadcasted
TV Reporter: We have heard word that a resurrected corpse of former President Richard Nixon, has been spotted in various parts of Domino City. Citizens are told to keep calm and not to provoke the newly risen corpse. takes headset off What kinda twisted freaks would revive the dead?! They must be total dumbasses! What? We're still on the air? looks at camera This just in, I will be replaced.
S-chan: I told you we should have killed him too!!
Yami no Bakura: stands up How dare he call me a dumbass!
S-chan: O.O
Yami no Yuugi: laughing hysterically
Yami no Bakura: turns red again and runs into the next room
J-kun: changes channel to cartoons Hey toons!
S-chan: The misadventures of Mischievous Person? Shouldn't we be looking for Nixon?
J-kun: turns off the TV Alright, but we're gonna need help.
S-chan: From who?
J-kun: Well we could see if 'Kura can resurrect Jonouchi. walks over to the room Yami no Bakura ran into Hey 'Kura! Think you could do it with no mistakes this time?
Yami no Bakura: What?! Yes, of course I can, just.... give me a minute. Yami no Bakura walks out with a book inside the front of his pants Is his body still around?
J-kun: Still where we left it.
Yami no Bakura goes off and resurrects the body of Jonouchi and returns
Yami no Bakura: All done.
S-chan: hugging Yami no Bakura Your sooo talented!
Yami no Bakura: Gah! No, please don't hug me!
Jonouchi: Hey, what happened you guys?
Yami no Yuugi: Jonouchi, your back!
Jonouchi: Back from where Yug?
J-kun: Well... you died Jonouchi. Zombies got you. Pretty bloody. But Yami no Bakura brought you back so you could help us kill the zombie of Nixon.
Jonouchi: doing his trademark tough guy pose Alright then! Let's do it!
S-chan: But with just us? We could use more help.
Yami no Yuugi: Maybe little Yuugi knows of some. tries to let Yuugi have his body back What? Why didn't it work.
All: looking just as surprised at Yami no Yuugi
J-kun: Who knows. I guess we should just start walking around the city, looking for help while we search out Nixon.
The gang leaves the Kame game store and begin to walk the streets, seeking help to take on the great, rotting corpse of Nixon. Fear him! Obey and bow down to him!
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S-chan: -.-
J-kun: What? What's that look for?
S-chan: Fear him? Obey and bow down to him?
J-kun: Yeah.... Hey he's paying us to say these things alright?
S-chan: Why should we care?
J-kun: So we have money for pocky. Mmmm pocky.
S-chan: Good enough.
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The search goes on
Yami no Yuugi: Um.. I have to go to the bathroom.
J-kun: sighs You should of gone before we left.
Jonouchi: There's a tree of there Yug.
Yami no Yuugi: I am not going to go behind a tree and stop treating me like a child!
Yami no Bakura: Does the great pharaoh need a nap?
J-kun: snickers
S-chan: Hey look!
They all stop at an intersection where on the four corners are a strip club, a gay bar, a weapons shop, and a dirty magazine vendor
Jonouchi: Hehe see you guys later! I'm hitting the strip club!
S-chan: SQUEE! Dirty magazines! Come on Yuugi.
J-kun: looks at Yami no Bakura Wanna hit the weapon shop then?
Yami no Bakura: Sure. just then a stranger's hand is placed on Yami no Bakura's shoulder
???: Why hello there. My, you look handsome. Would you like to join me for a drink in the bar?
Yami no Bakura: Drinks? Sure thing. Who are you anyway?
???: My name is Marik Isthar. SUCKBALLSASS! [A/N: Marik being the evil self of Malik. No Yami because he is not a Yami spirit.]
Yami no Bakura & J-kun: O.O
Marik: Sorry, I have terate syndrome.
Yami no Bakura: Right, well, let's go get those drinks. Yami no Bakura follows Marik into the bar
J-kun: Guess I'm the only one going to the weapons shop then. shrugs and enters the shop
--In the strip club--
Jonouchi: Hehehe look at all the beautiful women! walks over to a stool in front of one of the stages Yo, over here. waving a dollar at the stripper that walks over to him
Stripper: Hello there big....... Oh my! What is that smell? It smells like you shit your pants! Perv! Ugh, Tiny could you come here please?
Jonouchi: Huh? Shit my pants? Do I really smell like that? Jonouchi is grabbed by a huge bouncer Hey, hey there now Tiny. Can't we talk this over? I didn't really shit my pants ya know. Jonouchi is then thrown out of the club on his face
--Dirty magazine vendor--
Yami no Yuugi: I don't think we should be here.
S-chan: scanning through magazine titles Oh relax, there's nothing wrong with a few magazines. Yay! grabs magazine from shelf Anime Yaoi Monthly!! flips through it
Magazine Vendor: Hey this ain't no library! Buy or leave!
Yami no Yuugi: Anime Yaoi Monthly? What kinda magazine is that?
S-chan: comes to an interesting fold-out and shows it to Yami no Yuugi This kind!
Yami no Yuugi: OHMYGAWD!! What is he doing to that other guy?! My eyes, they burn! falls to the ground
S-chan: buys the magazine and a pack of Skittles and walks off Come on Yug!
Yami no Yuugi: rolling on ground, covering eyes
--Gay bar--
Yami no Bakura: taking a drink ..... There's a lot of men in this bar.
Marik: staring at Bakura There always is.
Yami no Bakura: Yeah? Is it like a guy's night or something?
Marik: You could say something like that.
Yami no Bakura: Hey bartender, could I get another drink? Hm? Marik, are you rubbing your foot up and down my leg?
Marik: Mayyyybe.
Yami no Bakura: starts to take in his surroundings So... um do women ever come in here?
Marik: sliding closer to Bakura Of course not silly.
Yami no Bakura: becoming uncomfortable Why is that? This a he-man, women haters bar?
Marik: nods What else would you expect from a gay bar? COCKMONKEY! places his hand on Bakura's chest
Yami no Bakura: O.O Gay bar? jumps out of his seat Ahh! Not you again! covers crouch with hands and runs outside
Marik: laughs I love a man that plays hard to get. gets up and follows
--Weapons shop--
J-kun: had the look of a child in a candy store in his eyes
Clerk: Can I help you?
J-kun: Yes, yes you can. runs around and grabs different weapons and such I want all of this.
Clerk: Let's see. One Katana, one claymore, three leather whips...
J-kun: Strictly for killing, I swear!
Clerk: Right... One masamune, a replica of Sting, a replica of the long knives of Legolas, and a matching pair of full arm bracers. Anything else sir?
J-kun: Oooo what is that behind you?
Clerk: Something new we got in, a keyblade. Really expensive, would you like it?
J-kun: Of course! Give it! takes the keyblade in hands
Clerk: Will that be cash or credit?
J-kun: Huh? Oh of course. waves hand It will be free. Money is no issue.
Clerk: .... Sir, your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me. Now please pay the money.
J-kun: Oh you got me. Guess I'll just have to- SNEAK ATTACK!! jumps on the counter and knocks out the clerk with keyblade Hehehe thank you! straps the weapons to himself and runs out the door
--Back outside where everyone is together--
J-kun: So we ready to continue yet?
Jonouchi: Yeah, let's get going. smells self Maybe we can find a cologne shop somewhere. Why exactly do I smell so bad?!
J-kun: Because your dead, remember? What about you guys?
Yami no Yuugi: bandaging up eyes
S-chan: reading newly bought magazine
Yami no Bakura: trying to keep Marik's hands off of him
Marik: Can I come? I want to help. Plus I'll get to be with my 'Kura! KISSMYASS!
J-kun: o.O Right..... Well, come on then!
The gang continue on their quest for the Holy grail....
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J-kun: What now?
S-chan: Holy grail?
J-kun: Fine, I'll fix it.
S-chan: Thought so.
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The gang continues on their quest to seek out Former President, newly risen, Nixon
Mysterious guy: Bsst, Master, their heading deeper into town. What should I do? Over. Bsst.
??? Master: Follow them carefully. Don't lose them.
Mysterious Guy: Bsst, Copy, in pursuit. Over. Bsst.
??? Master: Damnit! You don't have to do the 'bsst' noise, it already does it!
Mysterious Guy: Right, I won't do it again. Over. Bsst. Oops. Not again after that.
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J-kun: stretches Well, that felt good to get done
S-chan: Hmm.... I need the blood of a virgin.
J-kun: Why the hell would you need that?
S-chan: No reason. NOW GIVE IT UP! lunges at J-kun
J-kun: O.O MEEP! running away Stay tuned for the next chapter!!
S-chan: Back from where?
J-kun: Uh... Shadow Realm Day Spa. Here's the sequel to Guy's Night Out. This time around hopefully there will be more action. Sandra, do the disclaimer!
S-chan: O.o Me? Why don't you do it?!
J-kun: Fine, clears voice DISCLAIMER: We do not own any of these characters besides ourselves. And right now we're in battle to determine which of us owns the other.
S-chan: That's right so piss off!
J-kun: And 'Go Pie'. holding 'Go Pie' flags
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The sun sets on the Kame game store as the few remaining survivors look around at what had happened that morning
J-kun: shakes lowered head Such killing and bloodshed was never needed. sits down in the recliner and turns on the news
S-chan: It was kinda fun though. looks around to see no furniture in sit in Slaves! Form yourselves into a chair and footrest for me!
Yami no Bakura & Yami no Yuugi: O.O
S-chan: Now! cracks whip and Yami no Bakura becomes a human chair while Yami no Yuugi becomes the footrest
Yami no Yuugi: Why must I be the footrest?! This is no way to treat a great Egyptian pharaoh!
S-chan: ponders Ok then! Both of you! Become a couch for your master to lay on.
Yami no Bakura: Um.... blushes I don't want to get up.
J-kun: O.o laughs What's the matter 'Kura? Surprise visitor?
Yami no Bakura: blushing even more Shut up mortal! I just wish not to stand up right now!
Yami no Yuugi: snickers
S-chan: Surprise visitor? Nobody told me we were having guests!
J-kun: Not that kinda guest Sandra! Huh? What's this? watches the TV closely while a special report is being broadcasted
TV Reporter: We have heard word that a resurrected corpse of former President Richard Nixon, has been spotted in various parts of Domino City. Citizens are told to keep calm and not to provoke the newly risen corpse. takes headset off What kinda twisted freaks would revive the dead?! They must be total dumbasses! What? We're still on the air? looks at camera This just in, I will be replaced.
S-chan: I told you we should have killed him too!!
Yami no Bakura: stands up How dare he call me a dumbass!
S-chan: O.O
Yami no Yuugi: laughing hysterically
Yami no Bakura: turns red again and runs into the next room
J-kun: changes channel to cartoons Hey toons!
S-chan: The misadventures of Mischievous Person? Shouldn't we be looking for Nixon?
J-kun: turns off the TV Alright, but we're gonna need help.
S-chan: From who?
J-kun: Well we could see if 'Kura can resurrect Jonouchi. walks over to the room Yami no Bakura ran into Hey 'Kura! Think you could do it with no mistakes this time?
Yami no Bakura: What?! Yes, of course I can, just.... give me a minute. Yami no Bakura walks out with a book inside the front of his pants Is his body still around?
J-kun: Still where we left it.
Yami no Bakura goes off and resurrects the body of Jonouchi and returns
Yami no Bakura: All done.
S-chan: hugging Yami no Bakura Your sooo talented!
Yami no Bakura: Gah! No, please don't hug me!
Jonouchi: Hey, what happened you guys?
Yami no Yuugi: Jonouchi, your back!
Jonouchi: Back from where Yug?
J-kun: Well... you died Jonouchi. Zombies got you. Pretty bloody. But Yami no Bakura brought you back so you could help us kill the zombie of Nixon.
Jonouchi: doing his trademark tough guy pose Alright then! Let's do it!
S-chan: But with just us? We could use more help.
Yami no Yuugi: Maybe little Yuugi knows of some. tries to let Yuugi have his body back What? Why didn't it work.
All: looking just as surprised at Yami no Yuugi
J-kun: Who knows. I guess we should just start walking around the city, looking for help while we search out Nixon.
The gang leaves the Kame game store and begin to walk the streets, seeking help to take on the great, rotting corpse of Nixon. Fear him! Obey and bow down to him!
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S-chan: -.-
J-kun: What? What's that look for?
S-chan: Fear him? Obey and bow down to him?
J-kun: Yeah.... Hey he's paying us to say these things alright?
S-chan: Why should we care?
J-kun: So we have money for pocky. Mmmm pocky.
S-chan: Good enough.
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The search goes on
Yami no Yuugi: Um.. I have to go to the bathroom.
J-kun: sighs You should of gone before we left.
Jonouchi: There's a tree of there Yug.
Yami no Yuugi: I am not going to go behind a tree and stop treating me like a child!
Yami no Bakura: Does the great pharaoh need a nap?
J-kun: snickers
S-chan: Hey look!
They all stop at an intersection where on the four corners are a strip club, a gay bar, a weapons shop, and a dirty magazine vendor
Jonouchi: Hehe see you guys later! I'm hitting the strip club!
S-chan: SQUEE! Dirty magazines! Come on Yuugi.
J-kun: looks at Yami no Bakura Wanna hit the weapon shop then?
Yami no Bakura: Sure. just then a stranger's hand is placed on Yami no Bakura's shoulder
???: Why hello there. My, you look handsome. Would you like to join me for a drink in the bar?
Yami no Bakura: Drinks? Sure thing. Who are you anyway?
???: My name is Marik Isthar. SUCKBALLSASS! [A/N: Marik being the evil self of Malik. No Yami because he is not a Yami spirit.]
Yami no Bakura & J-kun: O.O
Marik: Sorry, I have terate syndrome.
Yami no Bakura: Right, well, let's go get those drinks. Yami no Bakura follows Marik into the bar
J-kun: Guess I'm the only one going to the weapons shop then. shrugs and enters the shop
--In the strip club--
Jonouchi: Hehehe look at all the beautiful women! walks over to a stool in front of one of the stages Yo, over here. waving a dollar at the stripper that walks over to him
Stripper: Hello there big....... Oh my! What is that smell? It smells like you shit your pants! Perv! Ugh, Tiny could you come here please?
Jonouchi: Huh? Shit my pants? Do I really smell like that? Jonouchi is grabbed by a huge bouncer Hey, hey there now Tiny. Can't we talk this over? I didn't really shit my pants ya know. Jonouchi is then thrown out of the club on his face
--Dirty magazine vendor--
Yami no Yuugi: I don't think we should be here.
S-chan: scanning through magazine titles Oh relax, there's nothing wrong with a few magazines. Yay! grabs magazine from shelf Anime Yaoi Monthly!! flips through it
Magazine Vendor: Hey this ain't no library! Buy or leave!
Yami no Yuugi: Anime Yaoi Monthly? What kinda magazine is that?
S-chan: comes to an interesting fold-out and shows it to Yami no Yuugi This kind!
Yami no Yuugi: OHMYGAWD!! What is he doing to that other guy?! My eyes, they burn! falls to the ground
S-chan: buys the magazine and a pack of Skittles and walks off Come on Yug!
Yami no Yuugi: rolling on ground, covering eyes
--Gay bar--
Yami no Bakura: taking a drink ..... There's a lot of men in this bar.
Marik: staring at Bakura There always is.
Yami no Bakura: Yeah? Is it like a guy's night or something?
Marik: You could say something like that.
Yami no Bakura: Hey bartender, could I get another drink? Hm? Marik, are you rubbing your foot up and down my leg?
Marik: Mayyyybe.
Yami no Bakura: starts to take in his surroundings So... um do women ever come in here?
Marik: sliding closer to Bakura Of course not silly.
Yami no Bakura: becoming uncomfortable Why is that? This a he-man, women haters bar?
Marik: nods What else would you expect from a gay bar? COCKMONKEY! places his hand on Bakura's chest
Yami no Bakura: O.O Gay bar? jumps out of his seat Ahh! Not you again! covers crouch with hands and runs outside
Marik: laughs I love a man that plays hard to get. gets up and follows
--Weapons shop--
J-kun: had the look of a child in a candy store in his eyes
Clerk: Can I help you?
J-kun: Yes, yes you can. runs around and grabs different weapons and such I want all of this.
Clerk: Let's see. One Katana, one claymore, three leather whips...
J-kun: Strictly for killing, I swear!
Clerk: Right... One masamune, a replica of Sting, a replica of the long knives of Legolas, and a matching pair of full arm bracers. Anything else sir?
J-kun: Oooo what is that behind you?
Clerk: Something new we got in, a keyblade. Really expensive, would you like it?
J-kun: Of course! Give it! takes the keyblade in hands
Clerk: Will that be cash or credit?
J-kun: Huh? Oh of course. waves hand It will be free. Money is no issue.
Clerk: .... Sir, your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me. Now please pay the money.
J-kun: Oh you got me. Guess I'll just have to- SNEAK ATTACK!! jumps on the counter and knocks out the clerk with keyblade Hehehe thank you! straps the weapons to himself and runs out the door
--Back outside where everyone is together--
J-kun: So we ready to continue yet?
Jonouchi: Yeah, let's get going. smells self Maybe we can find a cologne shop somewhere. Why exactly do I smell so bad?!
J-kun: Because your dead, remember? What about you guys?
Yami no Yuugi: bandaging up eyes
S-chan: reading newly bought magazine
Yami no Bakura: trying to keep Marik's hands off of him
Marik: Can I come? I want to help. Plus I'll get to be with my 'Kura! KISSMYASS!
J-kun: o.O Right..... Well, come on then!
The gang continue on their quest for the Holy grail....
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J-kun: What now?
S-chan: Holy grail?
J-kun: Fine, I'll fix it.
S-chan: Thought so.
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The gang continues on their quest to seek out Former President, newly risen, Nixon
Mysterious guy: Bsst, Master, their heading deeper into town. What should I do? Over. Bsst.
??? Master: Follow them carefully. Don't lose them.
Mysterious Guy: Bsst, Copy, in pursuit. Over. Bsst.
??? Master: Damnit! You don't have to do the 'bsst' noise, it already does it!
Mysterious Guy: Right, I won't do it again. Over. Bsst. Oops. Not again after that.
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J-kun: stretches Well, that felt good to get done
S-chan: Hmm.... I need the blood of a virgin.
J-kun: Why the hell would you need that?
S-chan: No reason. NOW GIVE IT UP! lunges at J-kun
J-kun: O.O MEEP! running away Stay tuned for the next chapter!!