J-kun: is covered with Band-aids Welcome back readers.
S-chan: standing over a caldron and a book Yo!
J-kun: -.- As you can see, Vamprira here in the end caught me and took my blood for purposes which can only be evil.
S-chan: Damn straight. pours blood into caldron Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and caldron bubble. looks at book Something wicked this way comes. Grr... where did I put the wormwood?
J-kun: Here's the disclaimer. We do not own the Yugioh characters, neither former president Nixon, the candy that tells you to taste the rainbow, Skittles, or the Band-aid corporation. We own nothing but ourselves, the rights to the stories we write, and a fine collection of anime.
S-chan: Found the wormwood! puts it in the caldron And now for the final words. Clatto, Verata, Nicto!
lightning flashes outside while the ground opens up with a deep red glow
J-kun: huddled in a corner
S-chan: waits patiently as the lightning stops and the ground closes back up Soups done!
J-kun: faints
S-chan: O.O looks at the fainted body and smiles
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the gang continues on their path of searching with S-chan stopping at every tree they pass
J-kun: S-chan, what the hell are you doing back there?
S-chan: Nothing! messes with the dirt around a tree
Jonouchi: Come on then, we need to hurry.
S-chan: sighs and rolls eyes Fine. catches up with the rest
Yami no Bakura: Where exactly are we going now?
J-kun: Ah.... I don't know.
the party hits the ground with sweat drops on them
J-kun: Look, we just to think. Where do you think Nixon could possibly be?
Jonouchi: A bar.
Yami no Yuugi: An abandoned warehouse.
Yami no Bakura: Hell.
Marik: A gay rodeo! ASSSPINCTER!
S-chan: looks like deep in thought when a man in a wrestling mask grabs her and runs off
Yami no Yuugi: Wha? Hey! Come back here with her!
Masked Man: stops and turns around Hahaha I have her now! If you value her life, you will give up your search for Master Nixon!
Jonouchi: Who the hell do you think you are?
Masked Man: You can call me, Mask the Rock!
Marik: That sounds gay even to me.
S-chan: Eee! Yamis, come and save me now damnit!
the Yamis all stand around whistling and taking no action
J-kun: Look, we can probably continue without her, right guys? they all nod their heads in agreement
S-chan: Damnit! Someone hurry! He's groping me over here!
J-kun: You can get out of it yourself, no worries. Come on guys. they all turn to leave
S-chan: Fine! I'll do it myself! puts hands together and mumbles to herself as the skies fill with dark clouds
Yami no Bakura: What?! She has this kind of power?!
Jonouchi: Guys, I'm freaking out over here!
then objects begin to fall from the sky and hit everything in the distance
Yami no Yuugi: What are these strange things?
Marik: Skittles!!
Masked Man: Hey! drops S-chan as he falls to the ground, tripping on the Skittles covering the ground, knocking himself unconscious
Yami no Bakura: How the hell did you do that?
S-chan: What do you think I have been doing messing with the trees? I was planting Skittles.
Yami no Bakura: Interesting. I must find a way to harness the power from these Skittles.
S-chan: walks over to J-kun Now what was that about leaving me behind?
J-kun: I.. uh.. hehe I'm sorry?
S-chan: Damn straight. pulls out a mallet and hit J-kun over the head
Jonouchi: lifting the masked man to his feet Now it's time to unmask the villain. everybody gathers round as Jonouchi pulls off the mask
Marik: shocked Old man Withers!?
J-kun: Really now. It is obviously the creepy caretaker, Don Knotts.
Yami no Yuugi: No... it's.....
All: Grandpa Motou!
Grandpa: Grr... I would have gotten anyway with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids.
Jonouchi: Hey gramps, why would you side with that creep Nixon anyway?
Grandpa: Well you see- Grandpa Motou gets up and runs off into the distance
Jonouchi: Come on! We have to get him!
Yami no Yuugi: No, let him run Jonouchi.
Jonouchi: But why Yug? Don't you want to know why your Grandpa is with the zombie freak?
Yami no Yuugi: Of course, but for the sake of the plot, let him go..
Yami no Bakura: eyebrow raised Whatever, I say we get on with this.
Marik: I'm tired and it's late. Can't we stop somewhere to rest for what's rest of the night? WANKER.
J-kun: Everyone feel the same?
All: nods
J-kun: Alright, let's enter this convenient placed hotel.
Hotel Lobby
Hotel lobby lady: Can I help you?
J-kun: Lo...we need a room.
Hotel lobby lady: That will be 800 yen.
J-kun: Everybody empty your pockets so we can see how much we have.
everyone sits down on the floor, empties their pockets, and counts what they have
Yami no Yuugi: Ok let's see. We have 749 yen, a pack of gum-
S-chan: Mine! snatches gum away
Yami no Yuugi: O.O Ok minus the gum. A pocket knife, a Skittles wrapper, love note from Marik to Bakura, and an American nickel.
J-kun: Phillip!! hugs nickel
Yami no Bakura: We don't have enough for a room.
Marik: DAMNSHIT!!
S-chan: I want a room to sleep in. Someone do something.
Jonouchi: I got it. Be right back. runs to the counter and talks to the Hotel Lobby lady Guys, we got a room.
All: Yay!
Jonouchi: But just one with three beds so we all are going to have to figure some way of sleeping together.
S-chan and Marik: grabs Yami no Bakura I call Bakura! Hmph! death glare at each other
Yami no Bakura: What makes you think that I'd want to sleep with either of you- looks down Gah! Your back?!
S-chan: O.O
Marik: smiling
Jonouchi: I call one bed for myself.
J-kun: I'm oldest so I get one for myself too.
Yami no Yuugi: Where do I sleep then? I sure as hell ain't sleeping in the same bed as Jonouchi. No offense but I don't think I could sleep with that smell.
Jonouchi: Damnit! What can I do about it?!
S-chan: walks up to Jonouchi and puts an air freshener around his neck Better!
Jonouchi: Uh...thanks?
S-chan: smiling
J-kun: Yuugi, your short enough, you can sleep in the tub.
Yami no Yuugi: What?! No way am I sleeping in the tub! I am the great Pharaoh! I deserve better.
Everyone: towards Yami no Yuugi o.O
Yami no Yuugi: -- Fine, I'll sleep in the tub. mumbles Bastards.
Everyone gets on the elevator and heads for the room
Elevator Attendant: silent
Everyone: silent
Elevator Attendant: Ahem.. What floor please?
Marik: Gah! It speaks!
Elevator Attendant: -.-
Jonouchi: Second floor please.
Elevator Attendant: Gah! It speaks! faints
J-kun: O.O pushes the two button
Yami no Yuugi: Jonouchi, how did you get us the room anyhow?
Jonouchi: First off I made her an offer she couldn't refuse.
S-chan: And what happened?
Jonouchi: Well, she refused.
S-chan: -.-
Yami Bakura: Smooth one. So what did you do next?
Jonouchi: I uh... offered myself.
Everyone: O.O
J-kun: Please don't tell me she agreed to it?
Jonouchi: Actually she said we could have the room if I never spoke to her again.
Everyone: sigh of relief
Jonouchi: Why my? Why did you resurrect me in the first place?
Yami no Yuugi: Don't worry Jonouchi, there must be a way to return you to a human state.
Marik: There is a way in fact.
Jonouchi: Really?!
Elevator reaches the second floor and the doors open
Marik: Yes, I will tell you all in the hotel room. FUCKDAMNSHIT!!
Old man in hallway: O.o .....
J-kun: Let's go already.
The gang enters the hotel room, slamming the door behind them
Shadow of a person: Finally I found them.
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S-chan: Whose the shadow person?
J-kun: Can't tell you.
S-chan: brandishing mallet And why not?
J-kun: Ruins the surprise.
S-chan: Your evil.
J-kun: Stay tuned for the next chapter!
S-chan: plots J-kun's demise
S-chan: standing over a caldron and a book Yo!
J-kun: -.- As you can see, Vamprira here in the end caught me and took my blood for purposes which can only be evil.
S-chan: Damn straight. pours blood into caldron Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and caldron bubble. looks at book Something wicked this way comes. Grr... where did I put the wormwood?
J-kun: Here's the disclaimer. We do not own the Yugioh characters, neither former president Nixon, the candy that tells you to taste the rainbow, Skittles, or the Band-aid corporation. We own nothing but ourselves, the rights to the stories we write, and a fine collection of anime.
S-chan: Found the wormwood! puts it in the caldron And now for the final words. Clatto, Verata, Nicto!
lightning flashes outside while the ground opens up with a deep red glow
J-kun: huddled in a corner
S-chan: waits patiently as the lightning stops and the ground closes back up Soups done!
J-kun: faints
S-chan: O.O looks at the fainted body and smiles
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the gang continues on their path of searching with S-chan stopping at every tree they pass
J-kun: S-chan, what the hell are you doing back there?
S-chan: Nothing! messes with the dirt around a tree
Jonouchi: Come on then, we need to hurry.
S-chan: sighs and rolls eyes Fine. catches up with the rest
Yami no Bakura: Where exactly are we going now?
J-kun: Ah.... I don't know.
the party hits the ground with sweat drops on them
J-kun: Look, we just to think. Where do you think Nixon could possibly be?
Jonouchi: A bar.
Yami no Yuugi: An abandoned warehouse.
Yami no Bakura: Hell.
Marik: A gay rodeo! ASSSPINCTER!
S-chan: looks like deep in thought when a man in a wrestling mask grabs her and runs off
Yami no Yuugi: Wha? Hey! Come back here with her!
Masked Man: stops and turns around Hahaha I have her now! If you value her life, you will give up your search for Master Nixon!
Jonouchi: Who the hell do you think you are?
Masked Man: You can call me, Mask the Rock!
Marik: That sounds gay even to me.
S-chan: Eee! Yamis, come and save me now damnit!
the Yamis all stand around whistling and taking no action
J-kun: Look, we can probably continue without her, right guys? they all nod their heads in agreement
S-chan: Damnit! Someone hurry! He's groping me over here!
J-kun: You can get out of it yourself, no worries. Come on guys. they all turn to leave
S-chan: Fine! I'll do it myself! puts hands together and mumbles to herself as the skies fill with dark clouds
Yami no Bakura: What?! She has this kind of power?!
Jonouchi: Guys, I'm freaking out over here!
then objects begin to fall from the sky and hit everything in the distance
Yami no Yuugi: What are these strange things?
Marik: Skittles!!
Masked Man: Hey! drops S-chan as he falls to the ground, tripping on the Skittles covering the ground, knocking himself unconscious
Yami no Bakura: How the hell did you do that?
S-chan: What do you think I have been doing messing with the trees? I was planting Skittles.
Yami no Bakura: Interesting. I must find a way to harness the power from these Skittles.
S-chan: walks over to J-kun Now what was that about leaving me behind?
J-kun: I.. uh.. hehe I'm sorry?
S-chan: Damn straight. pulls out a mallet and hit J-kun over the head
Jonouchi: lifting the masked man to his feet Now it's time to unmask the villain. everybody gathers round as Jonouchi pulls off the mask
Marik: shocked Old man Withers!?
J-kun: Really now. It is obviously the creepy caretaker, Don Knotts.
Yami no Yuugi: No... it's.....
All: Grandpa Motou!
Grandpa: Grr... I would have gotten anyway with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids.
Jonouchi: Hey gramps, why would you side with that creep Nixon anyway?
Grandpa: Well you see- Grandpa Motou gets up and runs off into the distance
Jonouchi: Come on! We have to get him!
Yami no Yuugi: No, let him run Jonouchi.
Jonouchi: But why Yug? Don't you want to know why your Grandpa is with the zombie freak?
Yami no Yuugi: Of course, but for the sake of the plot, let him go..
Yami no Bakura: eyebrow raised Whatever, I say we get on with this.
Marik: I'm tired and it's late. Can't we stop somewhere to rest for what's rest of the night? WANKER.
J-kun: Everyone feel the same?
All: nods
J-kun: Alright, let's enter this convenient placed hotel.
Hotel Lobby
Hotel lobby lady: Can I help you?
J-kun: Lo...we need a room.
Hotel lobby lady: That will be 800 yen.
J-kun: Everybody empty your pockets so we can see how much we have.
everyone sits down on the floor, empties their pockets, and counts what they have
Yami no Yuugi: Ok let's see. We have 749 yen, a pack of gum-
S-chan: Mine! snatches gum away
Yami no Yuugi: O.O Ok minus the gum. A pocket knife, a Skittles wrapper, love note from Marik to Bakura, and an American nickel.
J-kun: Phillip!! hugs nickel
Yami no Bakura: We don't have enough for a room.
Marik: DAMNSHIT!!
S-chan: I want a room to sleep in. Someone do something.
Jonouchi: I got it. Be right back. runs to the counter and talks to the Hotel Lobby lady Guys, we got a room.
All: Yay!
Jonouchi: But just one with three beds so we all are going to have to figure some way of sleeping together.
S-chan and Marik: grabs Yami no Bakura I call Bakura! Hmph! death glare at each other
Yami no Bakura: What makes you think that I'd want to sleep with either of you- looks down Gah! Your back?!
S-chan: O.O
Marik: smiling
Jonouchi: I call one bed for myself.
J-kun: I'm oldest so I get one for myself too.
Yami no Yuugi: Where do I sleep then? I sure as hell ain't sleeping in the same bed as Jonouchi. No offense but I don't think I could sleep with that smell.
Jonouchi: Damnit! What can I do about it?!
S-chan: walks up to Jonouchi and puts an air freshener around his neck Better!
Jonouchi: Uh...thanks?
S-chan: smiling
J-kun: Yuugi, your short enough, you can sleep in the tub.
Yami no Yuugi: What?! No way am I sleeping in the tub! I am the great Pharaoh! I deserve better.
Everyone: towards Yami no Yuugi o.O
Yami no Yuugi: -- Fine, I'll sleep in the tub. mumbles Bastards.
Everyone gets on the elevator and heads for the room
Elevator Attendant: silent
Everyone: silent
Elevator Attendant: Ahem.. What floor please?
Marik: Gah! It speaks!
Elevator Attendant: -.-
Jonouchi: Second floor please.
Elevator Attendant: Gah! It speaks! faints
J-kun: O.O pushes the two button
Yami no Yuugi: Jonouchi, how did you get us the room anyhow?
Jonouchi: First off I made her an offer she couldn't refuse.
S-chan: And what happened?
Jonouchi: Well, she refused.
S-chan: -.-
Yami Bakura: Smooth one. So what did you do next?
Jonouchi: I uh... offered myself.
Everyone: O.O
J-kun: Please don't tell me she agreed to it?
Jonouchi: Actually she said we could have the room if I never spoke to her again.
Everyone: sigh of relief
Jonouchi: Why my? Why did you resurrect me in the first place?
Yami no Yuugi: Don't worry Jonouchi, there must be a way to return you to a human state.
Marik: There is a way in fact.
Jonouchi: Really?!
Elevator reaches the second floor and the doors open
Marik: Yes, I will tell you all in the hotel room. FUCKDAMNSHIT!!
Old man in hallway: O.o .....
J-kun: Let's go already.
The gang enters the hotel room, slamming the door behind them
Shadow of a person: Finally I found them.
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S-chan: Whose the shadow person?
J-kun: Can't tell you.
S-chan: brandishing mallet And why not?
J-kun: Ruins the surprise.
S-chan: Your evil.
J-kun: Stay tuned for the next chapter!
S-chan: plots J-kun's demise