J-kun: And now the long awaited, "Chapter Three"!!! throws streamers into the air
S-chan: O.o
J-kun: What? I thought you'd be the happiest. Your the one whose been wanting this chapter done for so long now.
S-chan: I know. Domo Arigato. smiling
J-kun: Your welcome. But we need someone to do the disclaimer.
S-chan: grins evilly, runs off and comes back with Trunks and Goten Do the disclaimer now! Or I will be forced to show these pictures of you two in the closet, to your father Trunks. Hm? Think daddy Vegeta will be happy to see them?
Trunks and Goten: -.- DISCLAIMER: They do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story. Thus, releasing them from being sued by any large corporations.
J-kun. So let's get on with it now!! throws more streamers
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We join the gang inside they're hotel room, awaiting to hear from Marik the way to return Jounouchi back to normal
Jounouchi: So tell us already, how do I become human again?
Marik: Simple. The way is to... everybody leans in ...kill the original remaining zombie!
everyone falls to the floor, anime style
Jounouchi: gets up Damnit we know that already!! That's what we're doing!
Marik: Then your well on your way! smiles
J-kun: sighs I think we all need to go to sleep.
Yami no Bakura: Look at the room, it's so small. How's it going to work?
J-kun: looks around Hmm alright. Two beds, a couch... I got it!
S-chan: So how's it going to work?
J-kun: Ok I get one of the bed for myself, Bakura you get the other-
S-chan & Marik: Bakura can share the bed with me! What? No way! they both growl at each other
J-kun: Right ok well, Jounouchi you can have the couch and Yuugi.... you can sleep in the bathtub.
Yami no Yuugi: jumping up and down Damnit I am the great Pharaoh! You can't treat me like this. You could share your bed!
J-kun: Uh no... you couldn't. Ya see I got this... sickness. Very contagious.
Yami no Yuugi: Ew. Well thought I'd give it another try. Fine I'll sleep in the tub.
All: Bedtime!!
(In Yami no Bakura's part of the room)
Yami no Bakura: already in bed O.O Um, do you two mind?
S-chan and Marik are in bed with him, each on one side of him
S-chan: Sure honey, just tell Mr. Psychopath over there to get out of the bed.
Marik: And you can tell Lizzy Borden over there that I was here first. GRANNYFUCKER!
Yami no Bakura: Look I want you both out of this bed right now. I'm not comfortable with you two.... um.
S-chan & Marik: ?
Yami no Bakura: blushing I'll be right back! gets up and runs into the bathroom
Yami no Yuugi: from inside the bathroom Bakura what are y- Ah!!! What the hell?!
Marik: Look honey, we both can't have sweet, innocent Bakura.
S-chan: Agreed. We will fight for him in creative ways.
Marik: Fine. yawns In the morning, but for right now let's have a truce. Tonight, we'll both be with him.
S-chan: tired herself Okay. In the morning then.
(In the bathroom. AKA Pharaoh's throne room. Hehehe.)
Yami no Yuugi: sigh of relief Now that that baka Bakura is out of here I can finally get some sleep. pulls the shower curtain closed
Yami no Bakura: in the next room Argh! You two!
Yami no Yuugi: Wow, it's actually kinda peaceful in here. This might not be so bad. Just got to make a blanket and pillow out of these towels and I'm good. rests head and closes eyes Mmm
FLUSH
Yami no Yuugi: Gah!! Stay out of here, that's gross!!
(To Jounouchi's part of the room.)
Jounouchi: throws himself down on the couch Time for some TV. flips through channels Hey chicks wrestling in pudding! Alright, time for the whipped cream!! Yeah!!
J-kun: from his own part of the room Keep it down in there Jounouchi!
Jounouchi: mumbling I don't have to calm down. There's girls in bikinis on the TV wrestling in pudding and he tells me to calm down. Sheesh! Ah crap now they've gone to commercials!
TV announcer: Warning! Some scenes may be too much for those under 18!
Jounouchi: Hm? Hehehe, go on.
TV announcer: cheesy voice Now for the first time ever on TV. You can order Duelists Gone Wild Vol. 1!! See crazy girl duelists and their monsters show it all for our cameras. For only the low, low price of 19.95 you too can see them bare all! Operators are standing by, please have your credit cards ready. You would have to be a fool not to buy these!
Jounouchi: drooling Must buy videos. Must not be fool. grabs phone and calls the number flashing on the screen
Operator: sounds tired and fed up Welcome to ADU, Adult Dueling Entertainment. How can we help you?
Jounouchi: Yeah, I want to buy a copy of Duelist Gone Wild!
Operator: Sir are you over 18?
Jounouchi: Uh.. of course I am. Why else would I be calling? What do you take me for, some sort of teenage boy wanting to buy adult videos with their parents stolen credit card?
Operator: Are you such one sir?
Jounouchi: offended Of course not! I'd never steal from my parents! I have my own credit card!
Operator: Alright sir, if you could just give me the number on the card.
Jounouchi: Hehe, alright, here it is.... voice trails off into the background
(Finally, J-kun's part of the room.)
J-kun: heavy sigh Man I just want to sleep. crawls under in blankets and pokes head out from under them Ahh. .....Hm? What is under here besides me? lifts the blanket and notices a long, brown haired girl staring back at him
Girl: Uh... hi.
J-kun: Um, hi?
Girl: Your....
J-kun: Yeah?
Girl: Not wearing any pants. points
J-kun: Gah! jumps out of the bed and struggles to get pants on
Jounouchi: from other room Hey, will you keep it down now! I'm on the phone here!
Girl: I'm Shizuka, Jounouchi's sister. [A/N: Serenity in the US.] What's your name?
J-kun: Um, I'm Joseph, but you can call me J-kun.
Shizuka: giggles J-kun huh? Nah, I think I'll call you handsome.
J-kun: blushing ...
Shizuka: Come and join me back in the bed why don't you, handsome.
J-kun: Don't mind if I do. dives back into the bed with Shizuka
(In the morning...)
Jounouchi: groggily walks into the bathroom Uhhh.... looks in mirror Uh...!!!
Yami no Yuugi: sleep-talking Oh my Queen Videl. I worship the very ground you walk on. Please let me be your "slave".
Jounouchi: O.o What in the world is he going on about?
Yami no Yuugi: Ah! You mean you really accept me Queen Videl? I.. I promise to be gentle.
Jounouchi: O.O About time I got out of here. leaves Yuugi to himself in the bathroom Yugi's other half has some serious mental problems. Been in that puzzle too long I'd say. takes a long yawn and notices some clothes in the middle of the floor Hm? These don't look like that crazy girl's clothes and they certainly can't be any of ours... walks into the part J-kun was sleeping Hey man, do you know whose- sees J-kun asleep with his arm around.... Shizuka?! J-kun!?
J-kun: wakes up and rubs eyes Huh? Oh, hey Jounouchi.
Shizuka: yawns Mmm.. Morning big brother.
J-kun: Hey man, what's wrong with you? You look angry.
Jounouchi: Angry? Why would I be angry? I mean I just walked in and found you lying next to my younger sister and her clothes out here on the floor. Of course I'm not angry.
J-kun: sighs with relief Well that's good to hear.
Jounouchi: Argh!! Jounouchi leaps through the air towards J-kun I'm going to kill you!!
J-kun: Meep! jumps out of bed and runs away, creating a chase around the hotel room
Yami no Bakura: What- jumps out of the way of J-kun and Jounouchi is going on here?
J-kun: Hi 'Kura. Sleep- jumps over Jounouchi well?
Yami no Bakura: I couldn't sleep. Not with them pointing to S-chan and Marik as they join the rest with me.
S-chan: I sleep just fine. huggles up next to Yami no Bakura
Marik: Same here. does same
Yami no Bakura: -.- sweatdrop
Shizuka: suddenly standing next to S-chan, Marik, and Bakura When do you think they will stop?
S-chan: Hello, who are you?
Shizuka: Oh, I'm sorry, my name's Shizuka. I'm Jounouchi's sister.
Marik: So why are they chasing each other? SUCKBALLS!
Shizuka: o.O Um, well Jounouchi found Handsome and me asleep in his bed.
S-chan: O.O You two...
Marik: Ohh, I see. giggles
Shizuka: blushing No, no it wasn't like that. He stayed up with me and listened as we talked.
S-chan: -.- sighs I see.
Yami Marik: That don't sound like fun. pouts
Jounouchi: still running but not looking Wait, you two didn't do anything?
Shizuka: Of course not big brother!!
Jounouchi: What about your clothes lying in the floor?
Shizuka: Look at them, they're covered in mud. So Handsome gave me some pajamas to wear until the morning.
J-kun trips Jounouchi who goes crashes into the wall
J-kun: You think I'd take advantage of her like that?
Jounouchi: Guess not. Sorry.
J-kun: Accepted. Now someone please wake up the Pharaoh so we can leave.
Yami no Yuugi: walks in No need, I'm awake now thanks to the noise.
Yami no Bakura: Now that we're all awake- suddenly there's a knock at the door
J-kun: Pharaoh, go answer the door, if you can reach the doorknob. laughs
Yami no Yuugi: mumbles and walks over to open the door Yeah, can I help... you? there is a very tall, stern looking teacher glaring down at him
Man: What is going on in here? trying to look beyond Yuugi
J-kun: peeking around the corner to see who it is Oh shit!
S-chan: Who is it?
J-kun: looks back at her with fear in his eyes M.. Mr. S.. Smith!
S-chan: Damn! We need to hide!
J-kun and S-chan quickly run and hide in the closet
Mr. Smith: walking further into the room, glaring at each and every person Now someone tell me, why were you making so much noise? notices Shizuka And why is there a girl in a boy's room with no sponsor in here?
Jounouchi: She's my sister sir.
J-kun: in closet Bad thing to say.
Mr. Smith: looms over Jounouchi Is that so? That is still no reason for her to be in here. I will decide all of your punishments later, right now I want you to clean up this mess. he turns and leaves the room, closing the door behind him. No one is moving or saying a word. Slowly J-kun and S-chan come out of the closet
S-chan: That was close.
J-kun: No shit. You guys ok?
Yami no Bakura: monotone I didn't even do anything but I feel so guilty.
S-chan: -.- Mr. Smith has that affect on you when he's mad
J-kun: Lord knows I've got my fair share of it.
Yami no Bakura: staring off into space
Yami no Yuugi: Um, guys... I'm starving. Can we go get some food?
S-chan: nods Sounds good.
Jounouchi: But how, we have no money.
Marik: ponders
J-kun: That's easy. thrusts fist into the air Free Continental Breakfast!
All: Yes!!
J-kun: Come on, to the lobby! everyone runs out of the room
Yami no Bakura: motionless I'm such a bad person. Why should I be allowed here?
S-chan: Slave 'Kura! Come on! grabs Yami no Bakura and carries him away
Yami no Bakura: O.O
At the lobby breakfast bar, everyone in line to get their food
J-kun: carrying three plates and Shizuka around his arm This should be plenty enough. Didn't you want to get something to eat Shizuka?
Shizuka: No, I'm fine, as long as I'm with you. together they sit down at one of the tables
Jounouchi: glaring at J-kun and Shizuka I don't like the way he's all over my little sister...
Server: Um sir? You have your hand in the gravy.
Jounouchi: Hm? Gah, it hot! pulls hand out and starts to blow on it. Embarrassed, he goes and sits at the same table as J-kun and Shizuka and continues his glaring
S-chan: Hm, what do I want to eat? Hey! Doughnuts! leans over to grab some doughnuts as a butcher knife flies over her head and takes out one of the servers Hehe, yummy. joins the rest at the table
Marik: voice in the background Damnit! grabs his plate and slowly walks to the table, head hung
Yami no Bakura: still in line Finally I can get my food. Mmm- hey! cut in front of by a rather large woman I was here first!
Woman: Tough luck pipsqueak. takes what left of the food on the bar and puts it on her plate
Yami no Bakura: Wha?! Hey, there's no food left. You took it all!!
Woman: snorts You snooze, you lose. Too bad.
Yami no Bakura: Grr... Than you shall suffer forever. IN THE SHADOW REALM!! Bakura's Millennium ring starts to glow and suddenly the fat woman disappears Fool, never take my food! grabs the woman's plate and joins the rest, followed by Yami no Yuugi shortly (Ha! Get it? Shortly.)
Yami no Yuugi: Sorry guys. It took them forever to get me some hot chocolate. takes a sip
J-kun: So what do we plan to do now? We still don't know where Nixon might be hiding.
Yami no Bakura: too busy munching on his food to pay attention
Jounouchi: First off we can take Shizuka home. Then we can continue of this quest.
Shizuka: No Jounouchi. I want to go you all. I can help out.
J-kun: Yeah, she could help us.
Jounouchi: just about to jump the table This don't concern you!
Shizuka: No! If you care about me big brother, you'll stop trying to get between me and him!
Jounouchi: I'm sorry sis.
Marik: leaning towards Shizuka and whispering Give him a break girl. This being a zombie thing is getting to him.
Shizuka: whispering back I know about the zombie thing and the only way he's going to get over it until we fix it is for him to forget it. sits back up I'm sorry big brother. I didn't mean to yell like that.
S-chan: Well this is touching. Hey, I'm full, anybody think they could eat this. 'Kura, how about you? Would you like me to feed it to you?
Marik: I don't think so missy! I'll eat it. grabs the piece of food and swallows it whole You see that Bakura honey? Whole.
S-chan: snickering
Marik: And what are you laughing at? SHITFACE!
S-chan: I was hoping you would eat it. I put Ex-lax in it.
Marik: Your lying?
S-chan: smirk
Marik: O.O I'll be right back. gets up from the table and runs to the nearest bathroom
S-chan: Bwaha! Me: 1, Him: 0.
Yami no Bakura: can't help but laugh also
J-kun: Hey, Pharaoh. You okay? You look a little funny.
Yami no Yuugi: shaking uncontrollably I'm fine. jumps up on the table WE MUST START A WAR ON NINTENDO! WE MUST TAKE THEM ALL OUT!
All: O.o sweatdrop
Yami no Yuugi run into the kitchen where various screams can be heard along with clinging of pots and pans
S-chan: A war on Nintendo?
J-kun: shrugs
Yami no Yuugi: emerges from the kitchen with pots and pans strapped to him like armor YES! WE MUST KILL THEIR LEADER! MARIO MARIO! HIS FAT ASS WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND BAN ALL ANIME!!
S-chan: That bastard!
Marik: comes back from the bathroom So what have I missed?
Yami no Bakura: Pharaoh want to start a war against the Nintendo Corporation.
Marik: Oh! Sounds like fun. Can we go, please J-kun?
J-kun: -.- Why not, we don't have any leads to follow on Nixon anyway.
Yami no Yuugi: COMRADES! FOLLOW ME TO OVERTHROW THE PLUMBER! runs out of the lobby and into the streets
Jounouchi: Well I guess we go then.
Shizuka: nods Come on everyone!
Everyone runs out the doors and follows Yami no Yuugi into the streets with S-chan and Marik trying to throw each other into the path of speeding cars
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J-kun: looking at the picture with a sick look on his face How did you get this picture anyway?
Goten: Yeah! That's what I'd like to know.
S-chan: smiling Evil surveillance cameras.
Trunks: Should have known. -.-
S-chan: You two! Return home now!
Both: Why?
S-chan: pulls out over-sized mallet
Both: Gotcha! Trunks and Goten quickly run out of the room
J-kun: Good their gone.
S-chan: points mallet at J-kun You implying something?
J-kun: scared Nope. Haha return soon for the next chapter where we raid the headquarters of Nintendo!
S-chan: starts smashing little Ness figures Need... smash Practice!
J-kun: O.O
S-chan: O.o
J-kun: What? I thought you'd be the happiest. Your the one whose been wanting this chapter done for so long now.
S-chan: I know. Domo Arigato. smiling
J-kun: Your welcome. But we need someone to do the disclaimer.
S-chan: grins evilly, runs off and comes back with Trunks and Goten Do the disclaimer now! Or I will be forced to show these pictures of you two in the closet, to your father Trunks. Hm? Think daddy Vegeta will be happy to see them?
Trunks and Goten: -.- DISCLAIMER: They do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story. Thus, releasing them from being sued by any large corporations.
J-kun. So let's get on with it now!! throws more streamers
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We join the gang inside they're hotel room, awaiting to hear from Marik the way to return Jounouchi back to normal
Jounouchi: So tell us already, how do I become human again?
Marik: Simple. The way is to... everybody leans in ...kill the original remaining zombie!
everyone falls to the floor, anime style
Jounouchi: gets up Damnit we know that already!! That's what we're doing!
Marik: Then your well on your way! smiles
J-kun: sighs I think we all need to go to sleep.
Yami no Bakura: Look at the room, it's so small. How's it going to work?
J-kun: looks around Hmm alright. Two beds, a couch... I got it!
S-chan: So how's it going to work?
J-kun: Ok I get one of the bed for myself, Bakura you get the other-
S-chan & Marik: Bakura can share the bed with me! What? No way! they both growl at each other
J-kun: Right ok well, Jounouchi you can have the couch and Yuugi.... you can sleep in the bathtub.
Yami no Yuugi: jumping up and down Damnit I am the great Pharaoh! You can't treat me like this. You could share your bed!
J-kun: Uh no... you couldn't. Ya see I got this... sickness. Very contagious.
Yami no Yuugi: Ew. Well thought I'd give it another try. Fine I'll sleep in the tub.
All: Bedtime!!
(In Yami no Bakura's part of the room)
Yami no Bakura: already in bed O.O Um, do you two mind?
S-chan and Marik are in bed with him, each on one side of him
S-chan: Sure honey, just tell Mr. Psychopath over there to get out of the bed.
Marik: And you can tell Lizzy Borden over there that I was here first. GRANNYFUCKER!
Yami no Bakura: Look I want you both out of this bed right now. I'm not comfortable with you two.... um.
S-chan & Marik: ?
Yami no Bakura: blushing I'll be right back! gets up and runs into the bathroom
Yami no Yuugi: from inside the bathroom Bakura what are y- Ah!!! What the hell?!
Marik: Look honey, we both can't have sweet, innocent Bakura.
S-chan: Agreed. We will fight for him in creative ways.
Marik: Fine. yawns In the morning, but for right now let's have a truce. Tonight, we'll both be with him.
S-chan: tired herself Okay. In the morning then.
(In the bathroom. AKA Pharaoh's throne room. Hehehe.)
Yami no Yuugi: sigh of relief Now that that baka Bakura is out of here I can finally get some sleep. pulls the shower curtain closed
Yami no Bakura: in the next room Argh! You two!
Yami no Yuugi: Wow, it's actually kinda peaceful in here. This might not be so bad. Just got to make a blanket and pillow out of these towels and I'm good. rests head and closes eyes Mmm
FLUSH
Yami no Yuugi: Gah!! Stay out of here, that's gross!!
(To Jounouchi's part of the room.)
Jounouchi: throws himself down on the couch Time for some TV. flips through channels Hey chicks wrestling in pudding! Alright, time for the whipped cream!! Yeah!!
J-kun: from his own part of the room Keep it down in there Jounouchi!
Jounouchi: mumbling I don't have to calm down. There's girls in bikinis on the TV wrestling in pudding and he tells me to calm down. Sheesh! Ah crap now they've gone to commercials!
TV announcer: Warning! Some scenes may be too much for those under 18!
Jounouchi: Hm? Hehehe, go on.
TV announcer: cheesy voice Now for the first time ever on TV. You can order Duelists Gone Wild Vol. 1!! See crazy girl duelists and their monsters show it all for our cameras. For only the low, low price of 19.95 you too can see them bare all! Operators are standing by, please have your credit cards ready. You would have to be a fool not to buy these!
Jounouchi: drooling Must buy videos. Must not be fool. grabs phone and calls the number flashing on the screen
Operator: sounds tired and fed up Welcome to ADU, Adult Dueling Entertainment. How can we help you?
Jounouchi: Yeah, I want to buy a copy of Duelist Gone Wild!
Operator: Sir are you over 18?
Jounouchi: Uh.. of course I am. Why else would I be calling? What do you take me for, some sort of teenage boy wanting to buy adult videos with their parents stolen credit card?
Operator: Are you such one sir?
Jounouchi: offended Of course not! I'd never steal from my parents! I have my own credit card!
Operator: Alright sir, if you could just give me the number on the card.
Jounouchi: Hehe, alright, here it is.... voice trails off into the background
(Finally, J-kun's part of the room.)
J-kun: heavy sigh Man I just want to sleep. crawls under in blankets and pokes head out from under them Ahh. .....Hm? What is under here besides me? lifts the blanket and notices a long, brown haired girl staring back at him
Girl: Uh... hi.
J-kun: Um, hi?
Girl: Your....
J-kun: Yeah?
Girl: Not wearing any pants. points
J-kun: Gah! jumps out of the bed and struggles to get pants on
Jounouchi: from other room Hey, will you keep it down now! I'm on the phone here!
Girl: I'm Shizuka, Jounouchi's sister. [A/N: Serenity in the US.] What's your name?
J-kun: Um, I'm Joseph, but you can call me J-kun.
Shizuka: giggles J-kun huh? Nah, I think I'll call you handsome.
J-kun: blushing ...
Shizuka: Come and join me back in the bed why don't you, handsome.
J-kun: Don't mind if I do. dives back into the bed with Shizuka
(In the morning...)
Jounouchi: groggily walks into the bathroom Uhhh.... looks in mirror Uh...!!!
Yami no Yuugi: sleep-talking Oh my Queen Videl. I worship the very ground you walk on. Please let me be your "slave".
Jounouchi: O.o What in the world is he going on about?
Yami no Yuugi: Ah! You mean you really accept me Queen Videl? I.. I promise to be gentle.
Jounouchi: O.O About time I got out of here. leaves Yuugi to himself in the bathroom Yugi's other half has some serious mental problems. Been in that puzzle too long I'd say. takes a long yawn and notices some clothes in the middle of the floor Hm? These don't look like that crazy girl's clothes and they certainly can't be any of ours... walks into the part J-kun was sleeping Hey man, do you know whose- sees J-kun asleep with his arm around.... Shizuka?! J-kun!?
J-kun: wakes up and rubs eyes Huh? Oh, hey Jounouchi.
Shizuka: yawns Mmm.. Morning big brother.
J-kun: Hey man, what's wrong with you? You look angry.
Jounouchi: Angry? Why would I be angry? I mean I just walked in and found you lying next to my younger sister and her clothes out here on the floor. Of course I'm not angry.
J-kun: sighs with relief Well that's good to hear.
Jounouchi: Argh!! Jounouchi leaps through the air towards J-kun I'm going to kill you!!
J-kun: Meep! jumps out of bed and runs away, creating a chase around the hotel room
Yami no Bakura: What- jumps out of the way of J-kun and Jounouchi is going on here?
J-kun: Hi 'Kura. Sleep- jumps over Jounouchi well?
Yami no Bakura: I couldn't sleep. Not with them pointing to S-chan and Marik as they join the rest with me.
S-chan: I sleep just fine. huggles up next to Yami no Bakura
Marik: Same here. does same
Yami no Bakura: -.- sweatdrop
Shizuka: suddenly standing next to S-chan, Marik, and Bakura When do you think they will stop?
S-chan: Hello, who are you?
Shizuka: Oh, I'm sorry, my name's Shizuka. I'm Jounouchi's sister.
Marik: So why are they chasing each other? SUCKBALLS!
Shizuka: o.O Um, well Jounouchi found Handsome and me asleep in his bed.
S-chan: O.O You two...
Marik: Ohh, I see. giggles
Shizuka: blushing No, no it wasn't like that. He stayed up with me and listened as we talked.
S-chan: -.- sighs I see.
Yami Marik: That don't sound like fun. pouts
Jounouchi: still running but not looking Wait, you two didn't do anything?
Shizuka: Of course not big brother!!
Jounouchi: What about your clothes lying in the floor?
Shizuka: Look at them, they're covered in mud. So Handsome gave me some pajamas to wear until the morning.
J-kun trips Jounouchi who goes crashes into the wall
J-kun: You think I'd take advantage of her like that?
Jounouchi: Guess not. Sorry.
J-kun: Accepted. Now someone please wake up the Pharaoh so we can leave.
Yami no Yuugi: walks in No need, I'm awake now thanks to the noise.
Yami no Bakura: Now that we're all awake- suddenly there's a knock at the door
J-kun: Pharaoh, go answer the door, if you can reach the doorknob. laughs
Yami no Yuugi: mumbles and walks over to open the door Yeah, can I help... you? there is a very tall, stern looking teacher glaring down at him
Man: What is going on in here? trying to look beyond Yuugi
J-kun: peeking around the corner to see who it is Oh shit!
S-chan: Who is it?
J-kun: looks back at her with fear in his eyes M.. Mr. S.. Smith!
S-chan: Damn! We need to hide!
J-kun and S-chan quickly run and hide in the closet
Mr. Smith: walking further into the room, glaring at each and every person Now someone tell me, why were you making so much noise? notices Shizuka And why is there a girl in a boy's room with no sponsor in here?
Jounouchi: She's my sister sir.
J-kun: in closet Bad thing to say.
Mr. Smith: looms over Jounouchi Is that so? That is still no reason for her to be in here. I will decide all of your punishments later, right now I want you to clean up this mess. he turns and leaves the room, closing the door behind him. No one is moving or saying a word. Slowly J-kun and S-chan come out of the closet
S-chan: That was close.
J-kun: No shit. You guys ok?
Yami no Bakura: monotone I didn't even do anything but I feel so guilty.
S-chan: -.- Mr. Smith has that affect on you when he's mad
J-kun: Lord knows I've got my fair share of it.
Yami no Bakura: staring off into space
Yami no Yuugi: Um, guys... I'm starving. Can we go get some food?
S-chan: nods Sounds good.
Jounouchi: But how, we have no money.
Marik: ponders
J-kun: That's easy. thrusts fist into the air Free Continental Breakfast!
All: Yes!!
J-kun: Come on, to the lobby! everyone runs out of the room
Yami no Bakura: motionless I'm such a bad person. Why should I be allowed here?
S-chan: Slave 'Kura! Come on! grabs Yami no Bakura and carries him away
Yami no Bakura: O.O
At the lobby breakfast bar, everyone in line to get their food
J-kun: carrying three plates and Shizuka around his arm This should be plenty enough. Didn't you want to get something to eat Shizuka?
Shizuka: No, I'm fine, as long as I'm with you. together they sit down at one of the tables
Jounouchi: glaring at J-kun and Shizuka I don't like the way he's all over my little sister...
Server: Um sir? You have your hand in the gravy.
Jounouchi: Hm? Gah, it hot! pulls hand out and starts to blow on it. Embarrassed, he goes and sits at the same table as J-kun and Shizuka and continues his glaring
S-chan: Hm, what do I want to eat? Hey! Doughnuts! leans over to grab some doughnuts as a butcher knife flies over her head and takes out one of the servers Hehe, yummy. joins the rest at the table
Marik: voice in the background Damnit! grabs his plate and slowly walks to the table, head hung
Yami no Bakura: still in line Finally I can get my food. Mmm- hey! cut in front of by a rather large woman I was here first!
Woman: Tough luck pipsqueak. takes what left of the food on the bar and puts it on her plate
Yami no Bakura: Wha?! Hey, there's no food left. You took it all!!
Woman: snorts You snooze, you lose. Too bad.
Yami no Bakura: Grr... Than you shall suffer forever. IN THE SHADOW REALM!! Bakura's Millennium ring starts to glow and suddenly the fat woman disappears Fool, never take my food! grabs the woman's plate and joins the rest, followed by Yami no Yuugi shortly (Ha! Get it? Shortly.)
Yami no Yuugi: Sorry guys. It took them forever to get me some hot chocolate. takes a sip
J-kun: So what do we plan to do now? We still don't know where Nixon might be hiding.
Yami no Bakura: too busy munching on his food to pay attention
Jounouchi: First off we can take Shizuka home. Then we can continue of this quest.
Shizuka: No Jounouchi. I want to go you all. I can help out.
J-kun: Yeah, she could help us.
Jounouchi: just about to jump the table This don't concern you!
Shizuka: No! If you care about me big brother, you'll stop trying to get between me and him!
Jounouchi: I'm sorry sis.
Marik: leaning towards Shizuka and whispering Give him a break girl. This being a zombie thing is getting to him.
Shizuka: whispering back I know about the zombie thing and the only way he's going to get over it until we fix it is for him to forget it. sits back up I'm sorry big brother. I didn't mean to yell like that.
S-chan: Well this is touching. Hey, I'm full, anybody think they could eat this. 'Kura, how about you? Would you like me to feed it to you?
Marik: I don't think so missy! I'll eat it. grabs the piece of food and swallows it whole You see that Bakura honey? Whole.
S-chan: snickering
Marik: And what are you laughing at? SHITFACE!
S-chan: I was hoping you would eat it. I put Ex-lax in it.
Marik: Your lying?
S-chan: smirk
Marik: O.O I'll be right back. gets up from the table and runs to the nearest bathroom
S-chan: Bwaha! Me: 1, Him: 0.
Yami no Bakura: can't help but laugh also
J-kun: Hey, Pharaoh. You okay? You look a little funny.
Yami no Yuugi: shaking uncontrollably I'm fine. jumps up on the table WE MUST START A WAR ON NINTENDO! WE MUST TAKE THEM ALL OUT!
All: O.o sweatdrop
Yami no Yuugi run into the kitchen where various screams can be heard along with clinging of pots and pans
S-chan: A war on Nintendo?
J-kun: shrugs
Yami no Yuugi: emerges from the kitchen with pots and pans strapped to him like armor YES! WE MUST KILL THEIR LEADER! MARIO MARIO! HIS FAT ASS WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND BAN ALL ANIME!!
S-chan: That bastard!
Marik: comes back from the bathroom So what have I missed?
Yami no Bakura: Pharaoh want to start a war against the Nintendo Corporation.
Marik: Oh! Sounds like fun. Can we go, please J-kun?
J-kun: -.- Why not, we don't have any leads to follow on Nixon anyway.
Yami no Yuugi: COMRADES! FOLLOW ME TO OVERTHROW THE PLUMBER! runs out of the lobby and into the streets
Jounouchi: Well I guess we go then.
Shizuka: nods Come on everyone!
Everyone runs out the doors and follows Yami no Yuugi into the streets with S-chan and Marik trying to throw each other into the path of speeding cars
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J-kun: looking at the picture with a sick look on his face How did you get this picture anyway?
Goten: Yeah! That's what I'd like to know.
S-chan: smiling Evil surveillance cameras.
Trunks: Should have known. -.-
S-chan: You two! Return home now!
Both: Why?
S-chan: pulls out over-sized mallet
Both: Gotcha! Trunks and Goten quickly run out of the room
J-kun: Good their gone.
S-chan: points mallet at J-kun You implying something?
J-kun: scared Nope. Haha return soon for the next chapter where we raid the headquarters of Nintendo!
S-chan: starts smashing little Ness figures Need... smash Practice!
J-kun: O.O