Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 20
Harry nodded his head so fast that it looked like his head might fall off any second.
"How did Steven end up in this mess?", Severus asked.
"Well you see I was drunk..."Steven began, looking very embarrased.
"You got drunk?" Severus asked, raising an eyebrow..
"If I had drunk any more, I would have been dancing around with my underwear on my head, wearing a pair of lime green tights singing the Barney song…." Steven replied..
"Thank you for sending me to that scary visual place.."
"No problem, that's what I'm here for.."
"Guys, as might as I hate to interrupt your scary places, but we have a lot to discuss…" Shaun cut in, "Like trying to find out who the heir is.."
"The heir of what? Bad jokes? Heir of Remus Lupin's chew toy assembly line?" Steven asked.
"No you bloody moron, your heir.."
"I think we should punish Steven for getting into this mess in the first place, Shaun can I borrow your whip?" Severus asked, turning to Shaun.
"What am I, the sex supply store? Buy your own damn whip!" Shaun replied, looking very vexed.
"Yeah, you can flog me right here on the table, me wearing nothing but a big red bow.." Steven said, looking very excited at the prospect.
"I always thought you were a pervert and now you proved it." Alan muttered. The other three gave him strange looks. "Now come on...We don't want to give all those underage students a kinkfest do we? I mean they'd be scarred for life." Alan clarified.
"You can let Hermione do the honours, after all she...." Steven broke off.
"She what?" Alan said, looking annoyed. "Come on what did you do?"
TBC
(A/N: Wow more than one chapter in one day...I'm so proud of me. BTW Thanks to Bella for supplying the sex supply shop line.)
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 20
Harry nodded his head so fast that it looked like his head might fall off any second.
"How did Steven end up in this mess?", Severus asked.
"Well you see I was drunk..."Steven began, looking very embarrased.
"You got drunk?" Severus asked, raising an eyebrow..
"If I had drunk any more, I would have been dancing around with my underwear on my head, wearing a pair of lime green tights singing the Barney song…." Steven replied..
"Thank you for sending me to that scary visual place.."
"No problem, that's what I'm here for.."
"Guys, as might as I hate to interrupt your scary places, but we have a lot to discuss…" Shaun cut in, "Like trying to find out who the heir is.."
"The heir of what? Bad jokes? Heir of Remus Lupin's chew toy assembly line?" Steven asked.
"No you bloody moron, your heir.."
"I think we should punish Steven for getting into this mess in the first place, Shaun can I borrow your whip?" Severus asked, turning to Shaun.
"What am I, the sex supply store? Buy your own damn whip!" Shaun replied, looking very vexed.
"Yeah, you can flog me right here on the table, me wearing nothing but a big red bow.." Steven said, looking very excited at the prospect.
"I always thought you were a pervert and now you proved it." Alan muttered. The other three gave him strange looks. "Now come on...We don't want to give all those underage students a kinkfest do we? I mean they'd be scarred for life." Alan clarified.
"You can let Hermione do the honours, after all she...." Steven broke off.
"She what?" Alan said, looking annoyed. "Come on what did you do?"
TBC
(A/N: Wow more than one chapter in one day...I'm so proud of me. BTW Thanks to Bella for supplying the sex supply shop line.)