Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 21
Steven stood up suddenly, knocking his coffee into Harry's cornflakes, "Would you look at the time? I've just remembered I've got to be somewhere.."
"Where are you going?" Shaun asked but Steven just ignored him and ran out of the hall, knocking Remus and Sirius over as they were just entering the hall. Everyone heard his yells to them, "Sorry, I know Remus being a werewolf loves to be on top so I'm afraid you're going to........" Sirius and Remus scrambled up and shot daggers down the hall that Steven had run down.Remus muttered something to Sirius who took an opportunity to add a parting shot of his own.
"STEVEN ALEXANDER GRAHAM SNAPE, GET YOUR ARSE BACK HERE NOW OR I WILL GIVE YOU BAT BOGEYS!!!!" Sirius yelled at Steven retreating back, but unfortunatly Steven was too far away to hear. The whole hall burst out laughing.
"How did you find out his full name?" Severus asked, as Sirius came and plonked himself down next to Harry, "How did you know it was Steven?"
"Well he told us..Remus told me... He says only Steven smells that much of sex and sweat, guess that's coz he's the only one that gets laid frequently.." He said, ignoring three identical glares.
Alan turned to his brothers and asked,"You get the feeling he's hiding something from us?"
Severus replied, "Yes and it has something to do with Hermione..."He turned to Hermione, "Well? Would you care to enlighten us?" The whole table turned to look at Hermione, who shook her head, while looking down at the table. "Hermione?" he said quietly.
"Careful Hermione, Alan bites." Shaun said.
"I thought that was Remus." Severus asked.
"Mmmm!" Shaun pondered, He yelled at Remus, who was just coming over, "Oi Remus, how do you feel about a Steven flavoured chew toy?"
"Steven flavoured chew toy?" Remus asked, looking bewildered, "Now guys, this isn't some perverted sex scam you've cooked up is it? Because guys, I really don't swing that way."
"Us? Perverts? What ever gave you that idea?" Shaun said, looking innocent.
"Maybe it's the fact that you own more BDSM stuff than some of the sex shops in the Netherlands, OR maybe it's the fact that you are know as Master Kinkfest to all your willing clients.." Remus replied.
Hermione muttered something to Ginny that sounded, to Remus' sensitive ears, like, "Oooh wonder if Steven will wear that next time.." Remus stared at her in shock but decided against commenting on it.
Ginny giggled and replied, "Yeah and maybe he'd wear the leather pants too..." A bit too loudly because everyone within earshot stared at Ginny in shock. Ginny looked horrified, and put her hands over her face, "I said that out loud didn't I?"
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 21
Steven stood up suddenly, knocking his coffee into Harry's cornflakes, "Would you look at the time? I've just remembered I've got to be somewhere.."
"Where are you going?" Shaun asked but Steven just ignored him and ran out of the hall, knocking Remus and Sirius over as they were just entering the hall. Everyone heard his yells to them, "Sorry, I know Remus being a werewolf loves to be on top so I'm afraid you're going to........" Sirius and Remus scrambled up and shot daggers down the hall that Steven had run down.Remus muttered something to Sirius who took an opportunity to add a parting shot of his own.
"STEVEN ALEXANDER GRAHAM SNAPE, GET YOUR ARSE BACK HERE NOW OR I WILL GIVE YOU BAT BOGEYS!!!!" Sirius yelled at Steven retreating back, but unfortunatly Steven was too far away to hear. The whole hall burst out laughing.
"How did you find out his full name?" Severus asked, as Sirius came and plonked himself down next to Harry, "How did you know it was Steven?"
"Well he told us..Remus told me... He says only Steven smells that much of sex and sweat, guess that's coz he's the only one that gets laid frequently.." He said, ignoring three identical glares.
Alan turned to his brothers and asked,"You get the feeling he's hiding something from us?"
Severus replied, "Yes and it has something to do with Hermione..."He turned to Hermione, "Well? Would you care to enlighten us?" The whole table turned to look at Hermione, who shook her head, while looking down at the table. "Hermione?" he said quietly.
"Careful Hermione, Alan bites." Shaun said.
"I thought that was Remus." Severus asked.
"Mmmm!" Shaun pondered, He yelled at Remus, who was just coming over, "Oi Remus, how do you feel about a Steven flavoured chew toy?"
"Steven flavoured chew toy?" Remus asked, looking bewildered, "Now guys, this isn't some perverted sex scam you've cooked up is it? Because guys, I really don't swing that way."
"Us? Perverts? What ever gave you that idea?" Shaun said, looking innocent.
"Maybe it's the fact that you own more BDSM stuff than some of the sex shops in the Netherlands, OR maybe it's the fact that you are know as Master Kinkfest to all your willing clients.." Remus replied.
Hermione muttered something to Ginny that sounded, to Remus' sensitive ears, like, "Oooh wonder if Steven will wear that next time.." Remus stared at her in shock but decided against commenting on it.
Ginny giggled and replied, "Yeah and maybe he'd wear the leather pants too..." A bit too loudly because everyone within earshot stared at Ginny in shock. Ginny looked horrified, and put her hands over her face, "I said that out loud didn't I?"
TBC