Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 22
Severus found his voice first, "What was that Ginny? Who would wear the Leather pants too?"
Ginny blushed, "Um no one, I was just fantasizing out loud..."
Sirius smirked, "So who were you 'fantasizing' about then, Ginny?"
Alan looked at Sirius and said, "I think the answer is pretty obvious... It's you Black.. remember the dream she had?"
"Oh yeah, The ice cream, the food fight and...... Draco? Now that's a scary fantasy.."Shaun and Severus looked puzzled, so Sirius waved his hand and said, "I'll explain later.."
Remus entered the conversation, "From what I hear, it seems that young Ginny has quite a food fetish...AND a fasination for tall dark haired men, who's name begins with 'S'."
Ginny leaned into Hermione and muttered, "I love Professor Snape coz he grabbed the wrong end of the stick and covered for us..."Hermione gave Ginny a look, "Well love in the sense that he covered for us without realizing way."
Remus, of course, could hear this but wisely chose not to say anything, 'What Ginny and Hermione are hiding, is really none of my business.' Remus thought to himself. 'However I'm curious to know what...'
Remus tuned his hearing back into what the others were saying to hear Shaun say, "I say, we follow him and we get pictures..."
"You really are a pervert, you know that, don't you?" Sirius said. "Ok I'm in..."
"As opposed to being 'out'." Shaun added slyly.
"Shut up Shaun, I honestly don't care how many slash fics there are on the net about Remus and me but I'm into the females..."
"It's just not Remus you are paired off with, It's Severus, Lucius, Harry, James Potter, Ron, the twins.... You name it, you're paired off with..."
"Ew ew ew..Harry's like a son to me, James is like a brother.The others well they're just too young for me..."
"That's not all, Severus, here, is unhappy because he's paired off with the same people. CoughcoughBellaAjayJadeRiyoandLuciacoughcough."Shaun added, "I prefer het myself in which Severus gets paired off with Hermione or Ginny.."Ginny and Hermione started choking on their muffins. Shaun looked at them in concern, "Are you girls alright? Do you want me to give you CPR? Mouth to mouth?"
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 22
Severus found his voice first, "What was that Ginny? Who would wear the Leather pants too?"
Ginny blushed, "Um no one, I was just fantasizing out loud..."
Sirius smirked, "So who were you 'fantasizing' about then, Ginny?"
Alan looked at Sirius and said, "I think the answer is pretty obvious... It's you Black.. remember the dream she had?"
"Oh yeah, The ice cream, the food fight and...... Draco? Now that's a scary fantasy.."Shaun and Severus looked puzzled, so Sirius waved his hand and said, "I'll explain later.."
Remus entered the conversation, "From what I hear, it seems that young Ginny has quite a food fetish...AND a fasination for tall dark haired men, who's name begins with 'S'."
Ginny leaned into Hermione and muttered, "I love Professor Snape coz he grabbed the wrong end of the stick and covered for us..."Hermione gave Ginny a look, "Well love in the sense that he covered for us without realizing way."
Remus, of course, could hear this but wisely chose not to say anything, 'What Ginny and Hermione are hiding, is really none of my business.' Remus thought to himself. 'However I'm curious to know what...'
Remus tuned his hearing back into what the others were saying to hear Shaun say, "I say, we follow him and we get pictures..."
"You really are a pervert, you know that, don't you?" Sirius said. "Ok I'm in..."
"As opposed to being 'out'." Shaun added slyly.
"Shut up Shaun, I honestly don't care how many slash fics there are on the net about Remus and me but I'm into the females..."
"It's just not Remus you are paired off with, It's Severus, Lucius, Harry, James Potter, Ron, the twins.... You name it, you're paired off with..."
"Ew ew ew..Harry's like a son to me, James is like a brother.The others well they're just too young for me..."
"That's not all, Severus, here, is unhappy because he's paired off with the same people. CoughcoughBellaAjayJadeRiyoandLuciacoughcough."Shaun added, "I prefer het myself in which Severus gets paired off with Hermione or Ginny.."Ginny and Hermione started choking on their muffins. Shaun looked at them in concern, "Are you girls alright? Do you want me to give you CPR? Mouth to mouth?"
TBC