Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 24
Steven opened his eyes and realized two things, One, he was in the hospital wing, Two, His chest was bare and he had a bandage around his forearm, which was covered in blood. He sat up drawing the attention of Madam Pomfrey, who was lurking nearby, and she bustled over, "Good you're awake." She told him, "Do you remember what happened last night?"
"I was attacked and bitten." Steven recalled, "It was a....." He broke off as he realized something. Anger welled up in him like he had never known before, "Bloody werewolf."
Steven struggled to get up but Pomfrey pushed him down. "Now lie down, you suffered a huge loss of blood." She scolded him. "I thought it might be something like that."She sighed.
"Bloody werewolf is probably rolling around in my blood by now. You mean I'm a werewolf now?" Pomfrey nodded, "Well apart from the obvious, what else can I expect?"
"Premature greying, heightened sex drive...Although in your case that would be dangerous.."
"Now what are you saying? I'm going to want to jump on all the female students?"
Before Pomfrey could answer, a new voice spoke from the doorway of the Hospital. "Yes, I'll get Severus to make up a potion so you don't shag yourself to death."
"Alan!" Pomfrey said, looking shocked.
"Don't look so shocked Poppy, you know what he was like at school and now he's going to be even worse." Alan replied, raising an eyebrow.
"Hey injured person here." Steven said.
"He needs anti viagra." Severus said to Pomfrey, "It'll stop him getting the urges."
"I heard that... Oh god I'm so horny I could shag ten school girls now." Steven said, groaning.
"Leave Miss Granger out of it.... Go shag Minerva." Severus ordered.
"Eeewww." Steven said, looking disgusted. "I just realized I said nothing about Hermione...You were the one that did."
"Oh crap." Severus muttered, as he realized that Steven was right.
"Now now boys, no fighting in the hospital wing... I'm going to give you a dreamless sleep potion, then I'll see Severus about making some more wolfsbane potion."
"Wait, the wolf it didn't just bite me it also tried to..." Steven broke off looking very sick.
"Yes?" Pomfrey asked, "It tried to do what?"
"Oh do tell, I for one am interested to know what else a werewolf could do apart from eat you.." Severus said, raising an eyebrow.
Steven looked the sheets and mumbled something. "We can't hear you.." Pomfrey said.
Steven raised his head, looked Severus in the eye and said, in a determined voice....
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 24
Steven opened his eyes and realized two things, One, he was in the hospital wing, Two, His chest was bare and he had a bandage around his forearm, which was covered in blood. He sat up drawing the attention of Madam Pomfrey, who was lurking nearby, and she bustled over, "Good you're awake." She told him, "Do you remember what happened last night?"
"I was attacked and bitten." Steven recalled, "It was a....." He broke off as he realized something. Anger welled up in him like he had never known before, "Bloody werewolf."
Steven struggled to get up but Pomfrey pushed him down. "Now lie down, you suffered a huge loss of blood." She scolded him. "I thought it might be something like that."She sighed.
"Bloody werewolf is probably rolling around in my blood by now. You mean I'm a werewolf now?" Pomfrey nodded, "Well apart from the obvious, what else can I expect?"
"Premature greying, heightened sex drive...Although in your case that would be dangerous.."
"Now what are you saying? I'm going to want to jump on all the female students?"
Before Pomfrey could answer, a new voice spoke from the doorway of the Hospital. "Yes, I'll get Severus to make up a potion so you don't shag yourself to death."
"Alan!" Pomfrey said, looking shocked.
"Don't look so shocked Poppy, you know what he was like at school and now he's going to be even worse." Alan replied, raising an eyebrow.
"Hey injured person here." Steven said.
"He needs anti viagra." Severus said to Pomfrey, "It'll stop him getting the urges."
"I heard that... Oh god I'm so horny I could shag ten school girls now." Steven said, groaning.
"Leave Miss Granger out of it.... Go shag Minerva." Severus ordered.
"Eeewww." Steven said, looking disgusted. "I just realized I said nothing about Hermione...You were the one that did."
"Oh crap." Severus muttered, as he realized that Steven was right.
"Now now boys, no fighting in the hospital wing... I'm going to give you a dreamless sleep potion, then I'll see Severus about making some more wolfsbane potion."
"Wait, the wolf it didn't just bite me it also tried to..." Steven broke off looking very sick.
"Yes?" Pomfrey asked, "It tried to do what?"
"Oh do tell, I for one am interested to know what else a werewolf could do apart from eat you.." Severus said, raising an eyebrow.
Steven looked the sheets and mumbled something. "We can't hear you.." Pomfrey said.
Steven raised his head, looked Severus in the eye and said, in a determined voice....
TBC