Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 25
Steven looked Severus in the eye and said, loudly "THE BLOODY WEREWOLF TRIED TO MATE WITH MY LEG!!"
Severus couldn't hold it in much longer, he started to laugh, "Well it obviously didn't know the birds and the bees because there's no hole there to stick it in.."
"Oh yes, I see where..." Pomfrey said, holding up Steven's trousers to the light. Steven made a half hearted grab for them and hissed, "Put them down, if anyone sees the state they are in, they'll think I've had a sly.....fiddle under Pomfrey's sheets..."
"Only you could mangle that sentance into something smutty," Severus stated, "Anyway wouldn't you prefer them to think that, other than you almost ended up Remus' love slave... well while he was in wolf form anyway.."
"What about the potion? I mean, isn't he supposed to be harmless?"
"Maybe he didn't take it. Maybe that wasn't Remus. If it was Remus, maybe he secretly wanted you to be his eternal mate..." Severus said, happily, ignoring the glare Steven sent his way.
"You said you were going to turn me into a Remus Chew toy and looked what happened. I almost did become a chew toy..." Steven pointed out, his voice slightly cracking. No one noticed Pomfrey, sneaking out of the room to give thenm so moore privacy.
Severus sat down beside Steven and pulled him into a hug, "You know we didn't mean it... When we heard what had happened, we felt so guilty." Steven hugged him back, one handedly, "We will always love you Steven..." Steven started to sob quietly, "We wouldn't want you to get hurt... We'd miss you..." Severus told him, still hugging him, tears running down his face.
"Is this the point in which you kiss me and we ride off into the sunset together?"
"No that only happens in the movies." Severus told him quietly, "Besides, you're not my type..." Steven stifled a chuckle at that.
"Well you're a big movie star, couldn't you rent a sunset for us?"
"It's not just big cars and women, you know.. There is a lot of hard work involved..."
"Not if you're a porn star..."Steven joked. He was suddenly serious and he pulled away from Alan's embrace, "Do the students know?"He asked wiping his eyes.
"No, but you can bet Voldermort's leopard print thong that they will soon." Severus replied, also wiping his eyes.
Steven shuddered at the mental image that that statment had produced, "Eww, You really do know how to give a guy strange images..."
"That's revenge for the one you gave me at breakfast yesterday?" Alan said with a smirk.
"Sorry, Does Remus know?"
Severus seemed to be carefully weighing his words before he actually said them...
TBC
(A/N: Please excuse the last few chapters in the fic, being messed up but I had plonked it all together on one website and I haven't had time to change them, but on the outside they are the right chapters…) I will update soon..
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side Although I might have to change it up to an NC17 fic)
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa...++FB++ are flashbacks. It's very short…
Chapter 25
Steven looked Severus in the eye and said, loudly "THE BLOODY WEREWOLF TRIED TO MATE WITH MY LEG!!"
Severus couldn't hold it in much longer, he started to laugh, "Well it obviously didn't know the birds and the bees because there's no hole there to stick it in.."
"Oh yes, I see where..." Pomfrey said, holding up Steven's trousers to the light. Steven made a half hearted grab for them and hissed, "Put them down, if anyone sees the state they are in, they'll think I've had a sly.....fiddle under Pomfrey's sheets..."
"Only you could mangle that sentance into something smutty," Severus stated, "Anyway wouldn't you prefer them to think that, other than you almost ended up Remus' love slave... well while he was in wolf form anyway.."
"What about the potion? I mean, isn't he supposed to be harmless?"
"Maybe he didn't take it. Maybe that wasn't Remus. If it was Remus, maybe he secretly wanted you to be his eternal mate..." Severus said, happily, ignoring the glare Steven sent his way.
"You said you were going to turn me into a Remus Chew toy and looked what happened. I almost did become a chew toy..." Steven pointed out, his voice slightly cracking. No one noticed Pomfrey, sneaking out of the room to give thenm so moore privacy.
Severus sat down beside Steven and pulled him into a hug, "You know we didn't mean it... When we heard what had happened, we felt so guilty." Steven hugged him back, one handedly, "We will always love you Steven..." Steven started to sob quietly, "We wouldn't want you to get hurt... We'd miss you..." Severus told him, still hugging him, tears running down his face.
"Is this the point in which you kiss me and we ride off into the sunset together?"
"No that only happens in the movies." Severus told him quietly, "Besides, you're not my type..." Steven stifled a chuckle at that.
"Well you're a big movie star, couldn't you rent a sunset for us?"
"It's not just big cars and women, you know.. There is a lot of hard work involved..."
"Not if you're a porn star..."Steven joked. He was suddenly serious and he pulled away from Alan's embrace, "Do the students know?"He asked wiping his eyes.
"No, but you can bet Voldermort's leopard print thong that they will soon." Severus replied, also wiping his eyes.
Steven shuddered at the mental image that that statment had produced, "Eww, You really do know how to give a guy strange images..."
"That's revenge for the one you gave me at breakfast yesterday?" Alan said with a smirk.
"Sorry, Does Remus know?"
Severus seemed to be carefully weighing his words before he actually said them...
TBC
(A/N: Please excuse the last few chapters in the fic, being messed up but I had plonked it all together on one website and I haven't had time to change them, but on the outside they are the right chapters…) I will update soon..