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Cosmo vs Timmy - The Battle: This time....it's trivial!
Chapter 1 - Chaos at 5:32
[Timmy's room. Cosmo and Timmy are playing videogames as Wanda hovers about them reading a book, its cover reads "Analysing Fairy Behaviour". She is wearing reading glasses and ever so often lets out an "A ha.." or an "I see.." during her reading]
Timmy: Cosmo! Angry, evil gonanatrom, top left! Quick, use your atomic laser!
Cosmo: [pushing every button at extremely high speeds] I don't have an atomic laser! I only have a sabre laser, Oh I never should've traded in the atomic laser for the demolix ray gun! Ahhhh! Run!! Run!!!
Cosmo: Timmy, just go on without me!
Timmy: Never! We'll get through this!
Cosmo: (tears in eyes) Just go....
Timmy: Never fear, Timmy Turner will come to your rescue! [Timmy presses a range of buttons and a sudden blast of truimphant music from the game shows they've won]
Cosmo: Wooooooo! TIMMY'S MY HERO! YAY!!! [singing] We won! We won! We won! We, We, We won!
Wanda: Cosmo, will you keep it down a little?
[Cosmo and Timmy exchange mischevous looks]
Cosmo Timmy: [in unison, louder] We won! We won! We won! We, We, We won!
Wanda: (sarcastic) Yes, very amusing and very clever. (matter of factly) You know it says here that maybe you two use teasing me to cover up any insecurities you have about yourselves.
[Cosmo and Timmy look at each other, obviously extremely confused]
Timmy: Or...it's just fun to get you mad!
Cosmo: And easy too!
[They high five burst into fits of giggles as Wanda rolls her eyes, obviously not impressed]
Wanda: It's soooo obvious it's your insecurities.
[They ignore her and carry on playing the game]
Cosmo: Hey Timmy, I got a joke! What's pink and fluffy?
Timmy: (thinks) Uhhh...Cotton Candy?
Cosmo: Close, but No! Pink fluff! OK, What's green and fluffy?
Timmy: Green fluff!
Cosmo: Close again, but no! It's pink fluff in disguise!
[Timmy looks at Cosmo for a second before they both burst into hysterics for what seems like hours]
Wanda: Now come on, that stupid joke wasn't even funny!
Timmy: (wipes a tear from his eye) Wanda, I'm 10! Stupid jokes are hilarious!
Cosmo: (holding his sides) Yeah, and although I'm a few years older than Timmy, I'm still in touch with my inner child!
Wanda: (laughs) Ha! Try a few THOUSAND years older than Timmy!
Cosmo: (hurt) Wanda, you know I'm sensitive about my age!
Timmy: You know what would make you feel better, Cosmo?
Cosmo: What?
Timmy: VIDEO GAMES!
Cosmo: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wanda: Ha, men, so easy to please!
[The same blast of truimphant music is heard from Timmy's games console]
Cosmo: We win again! YAY!!!!! We've been playing this game for hours, and I'm not even a little bit tired of it! I'm so easy to please!
Wanda: (deadpan) I rest my case.
Cosmo Timmy: [singing] We won! We won! We won! We, We, We won!
Wanda: Don't you get tired of that song? You've sung it about 72 times in the last hour...! Not that I'm counting....
Timmy: No way! Me and Cosmo never get bored! We're best buddies! We play video games, have belching contests, eat junk food and discuss important issues!
Wanda: (pleased) Really? What kinda issues?
Timmy: Crimson chin comics, issues 5-500.
Wanda: (frowns) Why didn't I see that coming?
Cosmo: We also do great impressions of Wanda behind her back!
Wanda: What was that?
Timmy: Uh...He said "late expressions I'm fond of I often lack".
Wanda: (suspicious) Cosmo said that? Doesn't sound like something he would say!
Timmy: Yeah it does, I mean did that sentence actually make sense?
Wanda: (thinks) No it didn't actually...Hey, I guess he did say it! Well boys, I have to run a few errands in Fairy World, can I trust you two not to get into too much trouble?
[Cosmo and Timmy are oblivious to Wanda, they're too deeply involved in their game]
Wanda: No...I shouldn't worry. I highly doubt you'll even move from this spot....
[Wanda poofs out]
Cosmo: Timmy, thanks for covering for me back then! If Wanda found out about my impressions she'd pull off my head, and then she'd kill me!
Timmy: That's OK Cosmo, that's what buddies are for!
Cosmo: You bet! We're such good friends, I don't think that will ever change. It's not we'll have a stupid fight over something trivial which leads to us not talking and hating the sight of each other!
Approx. 13.7 seconds later......
Cosmo: (shouting) AHHHHH! WE'RE HAVING A STUPID FIGHT OVER SOMETHING TRIVIAL WHICH WILL LEAD TO US NOT TALKING AND HATING THE SIGHT OF EACH OTHER!
Timmy: (shouting back) DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Cosmo: (still shouting) HEY, STOP YELLING!
Timmy: (still shouting back) NO, YOU STOP YELLING!
Cosmo: YOU!
TIMMY: NO, YOU!
Cosmo: YOU!
Timmy: NO.....YOU!
Cosmo: NO....(pauses) HEY! YOU MADE ME LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT!
Timmy: NO REAL SHOCKER THERE!
Cosmo: Shut up LITTLE man!
Timmy: I'd rather be little than STUPID!
Cosmo: [hides face and starts to cry] Owwww! You hit a nerve...
Timmy: (genuinely regretting it) Oh Cosmo I didn't mean to -
Cosmo: [reveals his face, he's not really crying] HA! GOTCHA! You say I'M the stupid one?!
Timmy: YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!
[Wanda appears]
TIMMY: STOP YELLING AT ME!
COSMO: STOP YELLING BACK AT ME!
WANDA: (screams) BOTH OF YOU STOP YELLING!
[Cosmo and Timmy fall silent. They are nose to nose and baring teeth, both EXTREMELY angry]
Wanda: What is the meaning of this? Why are you arguing?!
Timmy: He started it!
Cosmo: Did not!
Timmy: Did to!
Cosmo: Did not!
Timmy: Did to!
Wanda: OK...SHUT UP! Well someone please tell me what's going on?! You were getting on so well before I left!
Timmy: Maybe it's our hidden insecurities finally being revealed to us in the form of a confrontation to someone else, but really we're confronting our own insecurities with
ourselves. We're just using the argument to blame someone else for every negative thought we have in our heads.
[Cosmo and Wanda stare blankly at Timmy]
Timmy: I mean...HE STARTED IT!
[Wanda clamps her hand over Cosmo's mouth before he can reply]
Cosmo: All I know is, Timmy is a jerk, and he's mean. He's just a...a...jerky meanie.
Timmy: (sarcastically) Ohh I'm shaking in my boots.
[Cosmo raises his wand and Timmy falls to the ground]
Timmy: (angrily) Owww...you knocked me off my feet!
Cosmo: (sweetly) Whoopsie, wand slipped!
[Timmy narrows his eyes and gets ready to pounce. Cosmo sticks her tongue out, mocking him. Wanda grabs Cosmo's wand and holds Timmy back]
Wanda: OK...until one of you decides to tell me what happened, Cosmo, go to the fish bowl Go!
[Cosmo opens his mouth to argue but Wanda's fierce glare warns him otherwise. Defeated, he poofs himself into his fish form and pouts to himself. Timmy begins to laugh at his expense]
Timmy: Haha! Pushed around by your own wife!
Wanda: (angrily) I haven't finished yet. Timmy, go to bed!
Timmy: But...but...it's 5.32pm!
Wanda: I said....GO....TO....BED! NOW!!!!!!!!
Timmy: (timidly and urgent to agree) Yes Wanda.
Wanda: (to herself) What was that all about?
To be continued!
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Cosmo vs Timmy - The Battle: This time....it's trivial!
Chapter 1 - Chaos at 5:32
[Timmy's room. Cosmo and Timmy are playing videogames as Wanda hovers about them reading a book, its cover reads "Analysing Fairy Behaviour". She is wearing reading glasses and ever so often lets out an "A ha.." or an "I see.." during her reading]
Timmy: Cosmo! Angry, evil gonanatrom, top left! Quick, use your atomic laser!
Cosmo: [pushing every button at extremely high speeds] I don't have an atomic laser! I only have a sabre laser, Oh I never should've traded in the atomic laser for the demolix ray gun! Ahhhh! Run!! Run!!!
Cosmo: Timmy, just go on without me!
Timmy: Never! We'll get through this!
Cosmo: (tears in eyes) Just go....
Timmy: Never fear, Timmy Turner will come to your rescue! [Timmy presses a range of buttons and a sudden blast of truimphant music from the game shows they've won]
Cosmo: Wooooooo! TIMMY'S MY HERO! YAY!!! [singing] We won! We won! We won! We, We, We won!
Wanda: Cosmo, will you keep it down a little?
[Cosmo and Timmy exchange mischevous looks]
Cosmo Timmy: [in unison, louder] We won! We won! We won! We, We, We won!
Wanda: (sarcastic) Yes, very amusing and very clever. (matter of factly) You know it says here that maybe you two use teasing me to cover up any insecurities you have about yourselves.
[Cosmo and Timmy look at each other, obviously extremely confused]
Timmy: Or...it's just fun to get you mad!
Cosmo: And easy too!
[They high five burst into fits of giggles as Wanda rolls her eyes, obviously not impressed]
Wanda: It's soooo obvious it's your insecurities.
[They ignore her and carry on playing the game]
Cosmo: Hey Timmy, I got a joke! What's pink and fluffy?
Timmy: (thinks) Uhhh...Cotton Candy?
Cosmo: Close, but No! Pink fluff! OK, What's green and fluffy?
Timmy: Green fluff!
Cosmo: Close again, but no! It's pink fluff in disguise!
[Timmy looks at Cosmo for a second before they both burst into hysterics for what seems like hours]
Wanda: Now come on, that stupid joke wasn't even funny!
Timmy: (wipes a tear from his eye) Wanda, I'm 10! Stupid jokes are hilarious!
Cosmo: (holding his sides) Yeah, and although I'm a few years older than Timmy, I'm still in touch with my inner child!
Wanda: (laughs) Ha! Try a few THOUSAND years older than Timmy!
Cosmo: (hurt) Wanda, you know I'm sensitive about my age!
Timmy: You know what would make you feel better, Cosmo?
Cosmo: What?
Timmy: VIDEO GAMES!
Cosmo: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wanda: Ha, men, so easy to please!
[The same blast of truimphant music is heard from Timmy's games console]
Cosmo: We win again! YAY!!!!! We've been playing this game for hours, and I'm not even a little bit tired of it! I'm so easy to please!
Wanda: (deadpan) I rest my case.
Cosmo Timmy: [singing] We won! We won! We won! We, We, We won!
Wanda: Don't you get tired of that song? You've sung it about 72 times in the last hour...! Not that I'm counting....
Timmy: No way! Me and Cosmo never get bored! We're best buddies! We play video games, have belching contests, eat junk food and discuss important issues!
Wanda: (pleased) Really? What kinda issues?
Timmy: Crimson chin comics, issues 5-500.
Wanda: (frowns) Why didn't I see that coming?
Cosmo: We also do great impressions of Wanda behind her back!
Wanda: What was that?
Timmy: Uh...He said "late expressions I'm fond of I often lack".
Wanda: (suspicious) Cosmo said that? Doesn't sound like something he would say!
Timmy: Yeah it does, I mean did that sentence actually make sense?
Wanda: (thinks) No it didn't actually...Hey, I guess he did say it! Well boys, I have to run a few errands in Fairy World, can I trust you two not to get into too much trouble?
[Cosmo and Timmy are oblivious to Wanda, they're too deeply involved in their game]
Wanda: No...I shouldn't worry. I highly doubt you'll even move from this spot....
[Wanda poofs out]
Cosmo: Timmy, thanks for covering for me back then! If Wanda found out about my impressions she'd pull off my head, and then she'd kill me!
Timmy: That's OK Cosmo, that's what buddies are for!
Cosmo: You bet! We're such good friends, I don't think that will ever change. It's not we'll have a stupid fight over something trivial which leads to us not talking and hating the sight of each other!
Approx. 13.7 seconds later......
Cosmo: (shouting) AHHHHH! WE'RE HAVING A STUPID FIGHT OVER SOMETHING TRIVIAL WHICH WILL LEAD TO US NOT TALKING AND HATING THE SIGHT OF EACH OTHER!
Timmy: (shouting back) DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Cosmo: (still shouting) HEY, STOP YELLING!
Timmy: (still shouting back) NO, YOU STOP YELLING!
Cosmo: YOU!
TIMMY: NO, YOU!
Cosmo: YOU!
Timmy: NO.....YOU!
Cosmo: NO....(pauses) HEY! YOU MADE ME LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT!
Timmy: NO REAL SHOCKER THERE!
Cosmo: Shut up LITTLE man!
Timmy: I'd rather be little than STUPID!
Cosmo: [hides face and starts to cry] Owwww! You hit a nerve...
Timmy: (genuinely regretting it) Oh Cosmo I didn't mean to -
Cosmo: [reveals his face, he's not really crying] HA! GOTCHA! You say I'M the stupid one?!
Timmy: YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!
[Wanda appears]
TIMMY: STOP YELLING AT ME!
COSMO: STOP YELLING BACK AT ME!
WANDA: (screams) BOTH OF YOU STOP YELLING!
[Cosmo and Timmy fall silent. They are nose to nose and baring teeth, both EXTREMELY angry]
Wanda: What is the meaning of this? Why are you arguing?!
Timmy: He started it!
Cosmo: Did not!
Timmy: Did to!
Cosmo: Did not!
Timmy: Did to!
Wanda: OK...SHUT UP! Well someone please tell me what's going on?! You were getting on so well before I left!
Timmy: Maybe it's our hidden insecurities finally being revealed to us in the form of a confrontation to someone else, but really we're confronting our own insecurities with
ourselves. We're just using the argument to blame someone else for every negative thought we have in our heads.
[Cosmo and Wanda stare blankly at Timmy]
Timmy: I mean...HE STARTED IT!
[Wanda clamps her hand over Cosmo's mouth before he can reply]
Cosmo: All I know is, Timmy is a jerk, and he's mean. He's just a...a...jerky meanie.
Timmy: (sarcastically) Ohh I'm shaking in my boots.
[Cosmo raises his wand and Timmy falls to the ground]
Timmy: (angrily) Owww...you knocked me off my feet!
Cosmo: (sweetly) Whoopsie, wand slipped!
[Timmy narrows his eyes and gets ready to pounce. Cosmo sticks her tongue out, mocking him. Wanda grabs Cosmo's wand and holds Timmy back]
Wanda: OK...until one of you decides to tell me what happened, Cosmo, go to the fish bowl Go!
[Cosmo opens his mouth to argue but Wanda's fierce glare warns him otherwise. Defeated, he poofs himself into his fish form and pouts to himself. Timmy begins to laugh at his expense]
Timmy: Haha! Pushed around by your own wife!
Wanda: (angrily) I haven't finished yet. Timmy, go to bed!
Timmy: But...but...it's 5.32pm!
Wanda: I said....GO....TO....BED! NOW!!!!!!!!
Timmy: (timidly and urgent to agree) Yes Wanda.
Wanda: (to herself) What was that all about?
To be continued!
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