OMFG! I'm baaaaaaack! This is basicly what happens when you give Kisa a mix CD of rap/hip hop stuffs! MWAHAHA! You shall feel my wrath! YGO isn't mine.The songs aint mine.The computer aint mine.THe conection aint mine. Hell, my imagination isnt even mine! e.e!

Cupid's The One To Blame- from 'Splash Waterfalls' by Ludacris

Chapter One

Homecoming from HELL

Jounouchi didn't like the way homecoming was going just from the first song that blared from the speakers. This crap might have been fine for the rest of the high school but it did nothing for him. Part of the reason might have been the fact that the only attractive people he found were already rubbing against each other like wild animals. Why couldnt he have someone to dance for him? He was realitively attractive, at least that was his opinion. So why hadn't ONE person asked him to go? A more current question came to mind, why the hell was he here? It was bad enough to know that noone wanted you, but to flaunt that fact in front of your peers? It was insane!

The only sensible thing to do seemed to just leave,so thats what he set out to do. Hopefully not very many people recognized him and he could get out unscathed. As he rounded the corner and headed twards the front gates he felt a hard tug on his collar, he stoped midstep. Mission failed, he thought as he tured to his captor. An all too familiar set of blue eyes gazed down at him, a smirk set on said captors features.

"Leaving so early, pup?" Seto Kiaba asked, never relenting his grip on Jou's cotton shirt.

" Yea, so?" came Jou's not-so-clever comeback.

"You're losing your touch, mutt." Seto replied. "Is the music really that awful?"

"Grr... What the hell is it to ya?" Jou spat. "Besides, I never thought of ya as much of the 'school celebratin' type. Dontcha have a corporation to run?"

"Such big words. You must have been working on that for at least three days."

"Fuck you, Kaiba! Let me go!"

"First answer my question, Why are you leaving?"

Terrific, Jou thought, of all people I have to tell this it HAS to be HIM! Sighing, he mummbled out his inadible confession, only to have his collar gripped tighter.

"Gah! God damnit! People needta breathe asshole!" Jou gasped, pulling at his shirt.

"Then I suggest you say it a little louder,pup."

" I don't have a date okay?!" He said, and Seto finally let him go. He took in a deep breath and straightend out his shirt, which was now even more raggy looking then before.

Seto crossed his arms over his chest. "So you're going to let that stop you?"

"Yea, I'm not like you Kaiba! I saw all thoes chicks askin ya for dates! Ya can have anyone ya want! So who is it tonight, huh?" Jou asked, looking around the area for Seto's date only to find it empty. He snorted back a laugh. "Shit! Don't tell me ya got stood up!" Jou burst out laughing, much to the annoyance (and slight embarassement) of Seto.

"I wasn't stood up, mutt. I simply didn't except any of thoes slut's offers."

Jou stopped laughing. "Why not?"

"None of them were the one I wanted."

The blonde quirked a brow at the taller teen. "So why didn't ya ask da 'one' out?"

"Because if that person returned my feelings I would have known."

" Hateta burst yer bubble, Kiaba. But you aint the most approachable person in da world."

Seto smirked. "Yet another big word. You're on a roll."

Jou growled, here he was actually giving his enemy advice and he gets teased! Well screw it, he thought, if he won't take me seriously then I'll do the same. "Of course anyone who'd date ya is probably very desperate or very stupid." Jou came back.

"Likewise, dog." Seto glared.

Jou just turned red with anger. He'd had enough for one night! First he has to listen to this rap crap, he has no date and now Kiaba was dissing him left and right, when he was even TRYING to be nice none the less!

"God, for once I'm tryin ta help ya out an' ya can't even stop teasin' me for five minutes! Well ya know what?! Screw ya! I'm goin' home!" He announced, eventhough he really didn't want to leave, God knows what was waiting for him at home. He slowly turned and began walking until he felt another tug on his shirt. He spun around. "Damnit Kiaba! Would ya jus-" He was stopped by a finger placed over his lips. He looked up at the other. He could tell Seto wanted to say something, so he waited as patiently as possible. But Jou being, well Jou, he eventually ended up fidgeting around.

Seto smirked watching him. Jou couldn't help it if he was incredibly adorable sometimes! He got tired of waiting after five minutes.

"So what do ya want?"

"I just wanted to ya that..." Seto stopped.

"What?" Jou was getting impatient.

"I'm sorry."

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Am I loved? Shall I continue?Shall I burn this in sacrifice to the almighty yaoi gods? You make the call!

-Kisa