(Open to studio. Cheering and applause ensue. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Pikachu,
Pichu, Mewtwo, Fox, Falco, Nana and Popo, Link, Zelda, Kirby, Samus, DK,
Mr. Game and Watch, and Yoshi come to the stage and sit in 2 groups.)
Announcer: Welcome to Survivor: Shy Guy Beach Reunion! Here is the Ulaho and the Moloka tribes. They were sent an ivitation 8 months ago to ask them to participate in a contest of stamina, power, and SANITY!!! (crowd goes wild). There was:
DK, the steroid loving monkey,
Mario, the guy with the attention span of his glove,
Luigi, the cynical basketcase,
Peach, the slap-happy blonde,
Pikachu, the wannabe dictator,
Mewtwo, the other wannabe dictator,
Pichu, the dictator in training,
Fox, the paranoid animal man,
Falco, the maniacal bird guy who has MAJOR issues,
Nana, the alpha-female who is glued to Popo,
Popo, Nana's dog and/or friend who is glued to Nana,
Link, the self conscious married man,
Zelda, the scitzophrenic beauty,
Kirby, the geinus, and also the only sane one here,
Samus, the coffee hogging warrior woman,
Mr. Game and Watch, the speechless man with anger issues,
And Yoshi, the all loving dinosaur who you hate to love.
As we can see from these videos, the "fun" started even before we got there. Let's take a look, shall we? (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!)
(Switch to monitor, far away shot of a boat gets gradually closer and locks onto Mario and Peach holding hands.)
Mario: Wow.
Peach: I know, isn't it beautiful?
Mario: Wow.
Peach: Are you okay? Are you seasick or something? TELL ME!!!
Mario: Wow.
(Peach starts tearing out her hair and turns around to look at Mario's red face staring at Zelda.)
Peach: (gasp) Mario!? WAHHHAHHH...sniffle...STAY AWAY, YOU ALBINO HARPY! And as for you, Mario...
(Camera backs away from the boat and fades to black as an ear-splitting SLAP sounds. Returns to cabin 4, where Nana and Popo are sitting. Popo has a large black box on his leg, and Nana is holding a remote.)
Nana: Why, what a great day we're having, isn't it Popo? (Popo remains silent.) HEY, I ASKED A QUESTION!!! (Presses button) ZZZZAP
Popo: AHHHHHH!!!...yes, it is...
Nana: Yes it is, WHAT? (ZZZZAP)
Popo: WAHHHHHHHAHHHH!!!...yes it is, mistress, yes it is mistress!
Nana: Better...(smiles slyly) (ZZZZAP[OWIEOWIEOWIE!]) oops...i'm sorry...snicker
(Camera zooms into island. Contestants get off and walk to Jenny, their host.)
Jenny: (British accent) Hello, I'm Jenny. If you remember my voice, I've hosted a lot of shows, so lets move shall we?
Yoshi: Boy, what an introduction...--; She's hot, though. Oh well. I wonder why British chicks always host these shows?
Mewtwo: Wow, there are lots of people here. ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION!!! I mean...Mewtwo.
Pichu: Chu...chu...(Pichu, who is prone to seasickness, goes to the back of the house to puke.)
Pikachu: Damnit, child! How do I teach you to take over the world if you puke all the time! I mean...Pikachu! (winks at mewtwo)
Mr. Game and Watch (AFTER THIS, WILL BE CALLED MR. GW): Bleep bleep bong boop ping.
Zelda: There is no need for bad language, beanpole! And you DO NOT call a lady that word! (steaming)
Link: Calm down honey. Remember what your therapist said...
Zelda: I DO!!! (eyes turn red and hair gets shorter)
Link: NOOOO! (zips Zelda up in a bag and slings it over his sholder) I AM NOT WORTHY! WAHHHHHHHAHHHH! (runs)
Jenny: GOD PEOPLE, ARE YOU MAD? I SWEAR, YOU'LL MAKE ME GO SIXES AND SEVENS!!!
DK: OHHH, solitare! My favorite!
Samus: Betternotplaywiththejungledeckagainorhe'llgethomesickandstartcrying!
DK: I told you not to tell, you bean juicer!
Samus: IcanifIwantyoubabybesidewhatswrongwith10expressosadayiwillbereallyreadyforth ebrainandthoselittlegreenblobthingsigottastayawakeyouknowdon'tyounoticethati alwaysgoatnight...
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
DK & Samus: GRRGRR I'LL GET YOU!
(Everyone one is giving everyone else the death glare, while thunder strikes)
Jenny: Let's go inside, shall we? (steps into a beautiful beach condo on the site of the sea, and there are Shy Guys fluttering around all over. Everyone follows except for Kirby)
Kirby: Did anyone else see the thunder? Come on, people! COME ON!!!
(They enter the house and Fox and Falco have their blasters out.)
Fox: Look out for enemies!
Falco: Right!
Mr. GW: Bleep boop bloop! (tries to flip the bird, but has no fingers, so he slumps over and sits back down.)
Samus: JeezusfreakinChristyouguysareallcrazyandihateyouallgotanycoffee?
Kirby: You should lower your caffeine intake. You should also excersize more, and...
Samus: Ahhhwhaddayouknowyourjuststupidlivingbubblegumspeakingofbubblegumdidyouevert rythecoffeekinditsgreat!
Zelda: (in sack) MMMMMmmmmblubblubrhubarbARGHHH!!!
Fox: AH! Living bubble gum!
(blasts Kirby)
Kirby: YOU PARANOID BAAAAAaaaastard!!!
(Kirby flies away)
Falco: AH!! uh...uh...plumber!
(BANG)
Mario: OY! My buns burn like Mamma Mia's mexican pizza!
Fox: --;
Falco: What? I'm lonely! YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!!! (Falco sqirms out in fetal position)
Link: Whoa...he's almost like Zelda! (turns around and sees Zelda) Hi honey, are you better now?
Zelda: Yeah, i saw this hole in the bag and the little light reminded me of that ug...i man, beautiful triangle on our hands and it was cool and...
Link: COOL DOWN! You're starting to sound like pan panties over there.
(Luigi comes in panting)
Announcer(voice over): Luigi had to paddle because he had no money.
Luigi:(dilerious) Row, Row, Row my boat, all the way here...oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, sharks fill me with fear...
Mario: OH NO, IT'S DONNY OSMOND RHYMING SYNDROME!!! MEDIC, MEDIC!!!
(audience laughs, Camera takes a wide crowd shot, then goes back to the monitor)
Jenny: We will have a contest of skill. (dum dum dum) It will consist of two teams! We have split the teams to the maximum efficiency possible. (dum dum dum)
(Jenny shakes)
But, you do get to pick one person that is left over for your team. Team Ulaho has won the coin toss. Team Ulaho, YOU ARE: Kirby, Samus, DK, Mr. GW, Mario, Peach, and Mewtwo. Team Moloko, YOU ARE: Fox, Falco, the Ice Climbers, Pikachu, Pichu, Link, and Zelda. Left is Luigi and Yoshi, Team Ulaho, who will you choose?
Ulaho chooses Yoshi.
Luigi: NO FAIR!!! This always happens, especially at the video game stores! BOO HOO!
Moloko gets Luigi.
Jenny: Since you are 16 people, we must vote to knock somone off. We only have room for 15. You must vote! (dum dum dum) STOP IT DK, UNLESS YOU WANT THOSE BONGOS SHOVED WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!!
Kirby: Stop! My ears are virgin!
Mewtwo: And that ain't the only part of him...HAHAHAHAHAXD
DK: God, i swear...I'll be...um...right back.
(DK leaves and grabs a bag)
(After 43 minutes, the tribes picked one of the opposite team members to go. Team Moloko picks Luigi because he's a basketcase. Team Ulaho chooses DK because mad British chicks are SCARY! [you all know what i mean...XD])
Jenny: We have... DK and Luigi!
Luigi: You all hate me! sniffle...sniffle...
(DK is sneaking in with a bag of caulking guns)
DK: Did you say my name? I have to use these horse steroi...i mean, redecorating tools...heh heh...;
Samus: Horsesteroiimeanredecoratingtools? IsthatGermanorsomethingwhatisitisitcolorful?
(group facepalm)
Yoshi: Who likes apples?
(crickets chirp)
DK: That was random...
READER: Please choose your least favorite of these two. E-mail their name and an opinion of or suggestions for this fan fic to Metamidnight13wmconnect.com. YOU DECIDE!!!
Announcer: Welcome to Survivor: Shy Guy Beach Reunion! Here is the Ulaho and the Moloka tribes. They were sent an ivitation 8 months ago to ask them to participate in a contest of stamina, power, and SANITY!!! (crowd goes wild). There was:
DK, the steroid loving monkey,
Mario, the guy with the attention span of his glove,
Luigi, the cynical basketcase,
Peach, the slap-happy blonde,
Pikachu, the wannabe dictator,
Mewtwo, the other wannabe dictator,
Pichu, the dictator in training,
Fox, the paranoid animal man,
Falco, the maniacal bird guy who has MAJOR issues,
Nana, the alpha-female who is glued to Popo,
Popo, Nana's dog and/or friend who is glued to Nana,
Link, the self conscious married man,
Zelda, the scitzophrenic beauty,
Kirby, the geinus, and also the only sane one here,
Samus, the coffee hogging warrior woman,
Mr. Game and Watch, the speechless man with anger issues,
And Yoshi, the all loving dinosaur who you hate to love.
As we can see from these videos, the "fun" started even before we got there. Let's take a look, shall we? (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!)
(Switch to monitor, far away shot of a boat gets gradually closer and locks onto Mario and Peach holding hands.)
Mario: Wow.
Peach: I know, isn't it beautiful?
Mario: Wow.
Peach: Are you okay? Are you seasick or something? TELL ME!!!
Mario: Wow.
(Peach starts tearing out her hair and turns around to look at Mario's red face staring at Zelda.)
Peach: (gasp) Mario!? WAHHHAHHH...sniffle...STAY AWAY, YOU ALBINO HARPY! And as for you, Mario...
(Camera backs away from the boat and fades to black as an ear-splitting SLAP sounds. Returns to cabin 4, where Nana and Popo are sitting. Popo has a large black box on his leg, and Nana is holding a remote.)
Nana: Why, what a great day we're having, isn't it Popo? (Popo remains silent.) HEY, I ASKED A QUESTION!!! (Presses button) ZZZZAP
Popo: AHHHHHH!!!...yes, it is...
Nana: Yes it is, WHAT? (ZZZZAP)
Popo: WAHHHHHHHAHHHH!!!...yes it is, mistress, yes it is mistress!
Nana: Better...(smiles slyly) (ZZZZAP[OWIEOWIEOWIE!]) oops...i'm sorry...snicker
(Camera zooms into island. Contestants get off and walk to Jenny, their host.)
Jenny: (British accent) Hello, I'm Jenny. If you remember my voice, I've hosted a lot of shows, so lets move shall we?
Yoshi: Boy, what an introduction...--; She's hot, though. Oh well. I wonder why British chicks always host these shows?
Mewtwo: Wow, there are lots of people here. ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION!!! I mean...Mewtwo.
Pichu: Chu...chu...(Pichu, who is prone to seasickness, goes to the back of the house to puke.)
Pikachu: Damnit, child! How do I teach you to take over the world if you puke all the time! I mean...Pikachu! (winks at mewtwo)
Mr. Game and Watch (AFTER THIS, WILL BE CALLED MR. GW): Bleep bleep bong boop ping.
Zelda: There is no need for bad language, beanpole! And you DO NOT call a lady that word! (steaming)
Link: Calm down honey. Remember what your therapist said...
Zelda: I DO!!! (eyes turn red and hair gets shorter)
Link: NOOOO! (zips Zelda up in a bag and slings it over his sholder) I AM NOT WORTHY! WAHHHHHHHAHHHH! (runs)
Jenny: GOD PEOPLE, ARE YOU MAD? I SWEAR, YOU'LL MAKE ME GO SIXES AND SEVENS!!!
DK: OHHH, solitare! My favorite!
Samus: Betternotplaywiththejungledeckagainorhe'llgethomesickandstartcrying!
DK: I told you not to tell, you bean juicer!
Samus: IcanifIwantyoubabybesidewhatswrongwith10expressosadayiwillbereallyreadyforth ebrainandthoselittlegreenblobthingsigottastayawakeyouknowdon'tyounoticethati alwaysgoatnight...
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
DK & Samus: GRRGRR I'LL GET YOU!
(Everyone one is giving everyone else the death glare, while thunder strikes)
Jenny: Let's go inside, shall we? (steps into a beautiful beach condo on the site of the sea, and there are Shy Guys fluttering around all over. Everyone follows except for Kirby)
Kirby: Did anyone else see the thunder? Come on, people! COME ON!!!
(They enter the house and Fox and Falco have their blasters out.)
Fox: Look out for enemies!
Falco: Right!
Mr. GW: Bleep boop bloop! (tries to flip the bird, but has no fingers, so he slumps over and sits back down.)
Samus: JeezusfreakinChristyouguysareallcrazyandihateyouallgotanycoffee?
Kirby: You should lower your caffeine intake. You should also excersize more, and...
Samus: Ahhhwhaddayouknowyourjuststupidlivingbubblegumspeakingofbubblegumdidyouevert rythecoffeekinditsgreat!
Zelda: (in sack) MMMMMmmmmblubblubrhubarbARGHHH!!!
Fox: AH! Living bubble gum!
(blasts Kirby)
Kirby: YOU PARANOID BAAAAAaaaastard!!!
(Kirby flies away)
Falco: AH!! uh...uh...plumber!
(BANG)
Mario: OY! My buns burn like Mamma Mia's mexican pizza!
Fox: --;
Falco: What? I'm lonely! YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!!! (Falco sqirms out in fetal position)
Link: Whoa...he's almost like Zelda! (turns around and sees Zelda) Hi honey, are you better now?
Zelda: Yeah, i saw this hole in the bag and the little light reminded me of that ug...i man, beautiful triangle on our hands and it was cool and...
Link: COOL DOWN! You're starting to sound like pan panties over there.
(Luigi comes in panting)
Announcer(voice over): Luigi had to paddle because he had no money.
Luigi:(dilerious) Row, Row, Row my boat, all the way here...oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, sharks fill me with fear...
Mario: OH NO, IT'S DONNY OSMOND RHYMING SYNDROME!!! MEDIC, MEDIC!!!
(audience laughs, Camera takes a wide crowd shot, then goes back to the monitor)
Jenny: We will have a contest of skill. (dum dum dum) It will consist of two teams! We have split the teams to the maximum efficiency possible. (dum dum dum)
(Jenny shakes)
But, you do get to pick one person that is left over for your team. Team Ulaho has won the coin toss. Team Ulaho, YOU ARE: Kirby, Samus, DK, Mr. GW, Mario, Peach, and Mewtwo. Team Moloko, YOU ARE: Fox, Falco, the Ice Climbers, Pikachu, Pichu, Link, and Zelda. Left is Luigi and Yoshi, Team Ulaho, who will you choose?
Ulaho chooses Yoshi.
Luigi: NO FAIR!!! This always happens, especially at the video game stores! BOO HOO!
Moloko gets Luigi.
Jenny: Since you are 16 people, we must vote to knock somone off. We only have room for 15. You must vote! (dum dum dum) STOP IT DK, UNLESS YOU WANT THOSE BONGOS SHOVED WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!!
Kirby: Stop! My ears are virgin!
Mewtwo: And that ain't the only part of him...HAHAHAHAHAXD
DK: God, i swear...I'll be...um...right back.
(DK leaves and grabs a bag)
(After 43 minutes, the tribes picked one of the opposite team members to go. Team Moloko picks Luigi because he's a basketcase. Team Ulaho chooses DK because mad British chicks are SCARY! [you all know what i mean...XD])
Jenny: We have... DK and Luigi!
Luigi: You all hate me! sniffle...sniffle...
(DK is sneaking in with a bag of caulking guns)
DK: Did you say my name? I have to use these horse steroi...i mean, redecorating tools...heh heh...;
Samus: Horsesteroiimeanredecoratingtools? IsthatGermanorsomethingwhatisitisitcolorful?
(group facepalm)
Yoshi: Who likes apples?
(crickets chirp)
DK: That was random...
READER: Please choose your least favorite of these two. E-mail their name and an opinion of or suggestions for this fan fic to Metamidnight13wmconnect.com. YOU DECIDE!!!