I don't own the Fairly Odd Parents! Timmy, Wanda, Cosmo, Timmy's parents and any other character from the show was not created by me. I am just borrowing them for a fun, non profit story. They belong to Butch Hartman!!
Enjoy! Please R&R
Cosmo vs Timmy - The Battle: This time....it's trivial!
Chapter 4 - Alien Food
[Wanda poofs into the bedroom giggling. She's holding her "Analysing Fairy Behaviour" book and looking very pleased with herself]
Wanda: Ha! That worked perfectly! Using emotional blackmail I forced Timmy and Cosmo to feel bad about their fighting and hopefully apologise to each other! They're out in the yard now, hopefully talking things out! Is it evil that I manipulated the two people I love the most into thinking I was heartbroken for my own gain? Hmmm...Not really! In the words of Freud: This book is sooooo cool! Now, what to do with this rare time alone......
[Wanda giggles to herself and notices Timmy left "Space Mission Extreme" on his games console. She looks around the room for a second, then whistles to herself]
Wanda: I'm going to find out what all the fuss about this game is. Anyone got a problem with that?
[Wanda looks to see if there are any objections. Of course there aren't. Smiling, she starts playing, only to here "Game Over" music a few seconds later]
Wanda: (Annoyed) This game is hard.
[She tries again, only to fail. Annoyed, she bangs the floor in frustration]
Wanda: Well this sucks...But I refuse to let this thing beat me! Maybe if I go into the game and play it first hand I'll get a better idea of how to do it. It's not like I'll get into danger, but if I do, I have my trusty wand to poof myself out again!
[She poofs herself into the game]
Wanda: (amazed) OOhh...Digital Wanda....! Wait, did I really just say that? I spend way too much time with Cosmo.
[Seconds later Wanda is surrounded by aliens, spaceships and the evil "gonanatroms". She raises her wand.]
Wanda: Aghh! On second thought I think I'm more of a Ms PacMan player!
[As Wanda raises her wand to escape the game, a nearby alien grabs it from her hand and flings her into a space age cage. She thinks very hard, her face emotionless]
Wanda: [thinking] Well I have considered every single scenario that can lead from this event, and none of them have happy endings.
....
[Timmy wanders into his bedroom, Cosmo hovering by his side. Despite Wanda's attempts, they are STILL arguing and STILL angry]
Cosmo: .....and that's what animal you smell like!
Timmy: Oh yeah! If we're going to talk about who stinks, you really.. - Wait, who left my video game on?
Cosmo: (confused) Who let my video game on? What animal is that? Does it stink?
Timmy: NOOO! Look, someone's playing Space Mission Extreme!
[They move forward for a closer look]
Timmy: Still on level 1, amateurs...
Cosmo: Even I'm better than that.. - Hey, that alien kinda looks like Wanda?
Timmy: Yeah, you're right...
Cosmo: Ohh there's a first time for everything. Hey wait, THAT IS WANDA! WANDA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Wanda: Oh thank goodness you're here! I'll explain later! Just please let me out!
[Cosmo raises his wand but nothing happens]
Cosmo: Agghh! IT'S NOT WORKING!
[Cosmo tries and fails again]
Cosmo: [hugging the TV] Wanda! Noooo! I love you! We gotta help her!
Timmy: You're right. I'll play the game and save her!
Cosmo: No, I'll save her!
Timmy: No, I WILL!
Cosmo: She's MY wife!
Timmy: Shes MY God parent!
[Timmy and Cosmo wrestle with the game controls. Inside the game, aliens are heading for Wanda's cage]
Wanda: ONE OF YOU! HELLO!?
Timmy: But who?! I'm better!
Wanda: Both of you then!
Cosmo: We can't! We hate each other!
Wanda: Can't you put your differences aside just for now! If you waste anymore time fighting I could be alien dinner!
Timmy: She's right. We have to help! Cosmo, you're best at dodging the zybatrons, take care of them.
Cosmo: Right, and you show the gonanatroms who's boss! Come on Timmy, we can do it!
Timmy: Yeah, we're a team.
Cosmo: (smiling) We sure are.
Timmy: (weakening) Cosmo. I'm sorry I said all those things about you...I didn't mean it. I was just mad. I don't think you're stupid.
Cosmo: That's OK. I'm sorry I called you a jerk, you're not a jerk at all. And you're not a smelly bucktoothed ape either.
Timmy: That's OK, I'm just glad - Wait, you called me a smelly bucktoothed ape?
Cosmo: Well, not to your face!
[They laugh for a second before embracing in a hug. Everything is fine again]
Timmy: Let's forget what was said, who cares who started it. It's over now.
Cosmo: Sure thing, best buddy. [More hugging]
Wanda: (touched) I'm so glad you boys are friends again, that was touching, it really was. But there's one thing you forgot about....(screaming) HELLO! ALIEN FOOD HERE! LESS TALKING MORE PLAYING!
Timmy: Oh yeah, sorry!
[Cosmo and Timmy high five and put on their 'game faces'. They concentrate and there's a wild mess of button pressing and cheering each other on]
Cosmo: Timmy! Gonanatrom up ahead!
Timmy: I'm out of ammo! You have to take this one!
Cosmo: (shocked) But..But...
Timmy: You have to! Do it for Wanda! I know you can do it Cosmo! I know you can! Do it for Wanda!
Cosmo: (concentrating) Wanda...
[Cosmo presses a few buttons at extreme speeds, suddenly, the truimphant music plays!! They've won!! The boys jump into the air and do a 'victory dance']
Timmy: We did it! [sings] We won! We won! We won! We, We, We won! We won! We won! We won! We, We, We won! Cosmo, you were great!
Cosmo: Yeah! I got my first Gonanatrom! Wooooooo! I couldn't have done it without you Timmy!
Timmy: Well I was actually talking about saving Wanda, but that was good too!
Cosmo: Wanda!
[There's a loud poof and Wanda is released from the TV]
Wanda: Yay! I'm not digital anymore!
Cosmo Timmy: WANDA!
[The three embrace each other]
Cosmo: I thought I lost you for a second! Don't ever be that stupid again! It was that stupid book that led you to that game, wasn't it?
Wanda: Actually no, I was bored and -
Cosmo: I knew it! DUMB BOOK! I forbid you from reading it ever again!
Wanda: You know what, maybe it is more trouble than it's worth. [Poofs out the book and then a shredder, then tosses the book mindlessly into it] I don't need a book to tell me what my boys are like! I love them and that's all that counts!
Timmy: Wooo! I love stupid endings the writer makes up within three minutes!
Cosmo: Timmy, let's never fight again!
Timmy: Deal!
13.7 seconds later....
[Timmy and Wanda are wrestling]
Timmy: You stupid pink fairy! You are a controlling, bossy, loud -
Wanda: YOU BETTER STOP RIGHT THERE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR TEETH!
Timmy: BRING IT ON! PINKY!
Cosmo: Maybe I should have said Timmy AND Wanda, let's never fight again. Maybe I should stop them....
[Cosmo's attention is caught by the video games console]
Cosmo: ....Right after one game of Space Mission Extreme...or 3.
!!!THE END!!!!
Enjoy! Please R&R
Cosmo vs Timmy - The Battle: This time....it's trivial!
Chapter 4 - Alien Food
[Wanda poofs into the bedroom giggling. She's holding her "Analysing Fairy Behaviour" book and looking very pleased with herself]
Wanda: Ha! That worked perfectly! Using emotional blackmail I forced Timmy and Cosmo to feel bad about their fighting and hopefully apologise to each other! They're out in the yard now, hopefully talking things out! Is it evil that I manipulated the two people I love the most into thinking I was heartbroken for my own gain? Hmmm...Not really! In the words of Freud: This book is sooooo cool! Now, what to do with this rare time alone......
[Wanda giggles to herself and notices Timmy left "Space Mission Extreme" on his games console. She looks around the room for a second, then whistles to herself]
Wanda: I'm going to find out what all the fuss about this game is. Anyone got a problem with that?
[Wanda looks to see if there are any objections. Of course there aren't. Smiling, she starts playing, only to here "Game Over" music a few seconds later]
Wanda: (Annoyed) This game is hard.
[She tries again, only to fail. Annoyed, she bangs the floor in frustration]
Wanda: Well this sucks...But I refuse to let this thing beat me! Maybe if I go into the game and play it first hand I'll get a better idea of how to do it. It's not like I'll get into danger, but if I do, I have my trusty wand to poof myself out again!
[She poofs herself into the game]
Wanda: (amazed) OOhh...Digital Wanda....! Wait, did I really just say that? I spend way too much time with Cosmo.
[Seconds later Wanda is surrounded by aliens, spaceships and the evil "gonanatroms". She raises her wand.]
Wanda: Aghh! On second thought I think I'm more of a Ms PacMan player!
[As Wanda raises her wand to escape the game, a nearby alien grabs it from her hand and flings her into a space age cage. She thinks very hard, her face emotionless]
Wanda: [thinking] Well I have considered every single scenario that can lead from this event, and none of them have happy endings.
....
[Timmy wanders into his bedroom, Cosmo hovering by his side. Despite Wanda's attempts, they are STILL arguing and STILL angry]
Cosmo: .....and that's what animal you smell like!
Timmy: Oh yeah! If we're going to talk about who stinks, you really.. - Wait, who left my video game on?
Cosmo: (confused) Who let my video game on? What animal is that? Does it stink?
Timmy: NOOO! Look, someone's playing Space Mission Extreme!
[They move forward for a closer look]
Timmy: Still on level 1, amateurs...
Cosmo: Even I'm better than that.. - Hey, that alien kinda looks like Wanda?
Timmy: Yeah, you're right...
Cosmo: Ohh there's a first time for everything. Hey wait, THAT IS WANDA! WANDA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Wanda: Oh thank goodness you're here! I'll explain later! Just please let me out!
[Cosmo raises his wand but nothing happens]
Cosmo: Agghh! IT'S NOT WORKING!
[Cosmo tries and fails again]
Cosmo: [hugging the TV] Wanda! Noooo! I love you! We gotta help her!
Timmy: You're right. I'll play the game and save her!
Cosmo: No, I'll save her!
Timmy: No, I WILL!
Cosmo: She's MY wife!
Timmy: Shes MY God parent!
[Timmy and Cosmo wrestle with the game controls. Inside the game, aliens are heading for Wanda's cage]
Wanda: ONE OF YOU! HELLO!?
Timmy: But who?! I'm better!
Wanda: Both of you then!
Cosmo: We can't! We hate each other!
Wanda: Can't you put your differences aside just for now! If you waste anymore time fighting I could be alien dinner!
Timmy: She's right. We have to help! Cosmo, you're best at dodging the zybatrons, take care of them.
Cosmo: Right, and you show the gonanatroms who's boss! Come on Timmy, we can do it!
Timmy: Yeah, we're a team.
Cosmo: (smiling) We sure are.
Timmy: (weakening) Cosmo. I'm sorry I said all those things about you...I didn't mean it. I was just mad. I don't think you're stupid.
Cosmo: That's OK. I'm sorry I called you a jerk, you're not a jerk at all. And you're not a smelly bucktoothed ape either.
Timmy: That's OK, I'm just glad - Wait, you called me a smelly bucktoothed ape?
Cosmo: Well, not to your face!
[They laugh for a second before embracing in a hug. Everything is fine again]
Timmy: Let's forget what was said, who cares who started it. It's over now.
Cosmo: Sure thing, best buddy. [More hugging]
Wanda: (touched) I'm so glad you boys are friends again, that was touching, it really was. But there's one thing you forgot about....(screaming) HELLO! ALIEN FOOD HERE! LESS TALKING MORE PLAYING!
Timmy: Oh yeah, sorry!
[Cosmo and Timmy high five and put on their 'game faces'. They concentrate and there's a wild mess of button pressing and cheering each other on]
Cosmo: Timmy! Gonanatrom up ahead!
Timmy: I'm out of ammo! You have to take this one!
Cosmo: (shocked) But..But...
Timmy: You have to! Do it for Wanda! I know you can do it Cosmo! I know you can! Do it for Wanda!
Cosmo: (concentrating) Wanda...
[Cosmo presses a few buttons at extreme speeds, suddenly, the truimphant music plays!! They've won!! The boys jump into the air and do a 'victory dance']
Timmy: We did it! [sings] We won! We won! We won! We, We, We won! We won! We won! We won! We, We, We won! Cosmo, you were great!
Cosmo: Yeah! I got my first Gonanatrom! Wooooooo! I couldn't have done it without you Timmy!
Timmy: Well I was actually talking about saving Wanda, but that was good too!
Cosmo: Wanda!
[There's a loud poof and Wanda is released from the TV]
Wanda: Yay! I'm not digital anymore!
Cosmo Timmy: WANDA!
[The three embrace each other]
Cosmo: I thought I lost you for a second! Don't ever be that stupid again! It was that stupid book that led you to that game, wasn't it?
Wanda: Actually no, I was bored and -
Cosmo: I knew it! DUMB BOOK! I forbid you from reading it ever again!
Wanda: You know what, maybe it is more trouble than it's worth. [Poofs out the book and then a shredder, then tosses the book mindlessly into it] I don't need a book to tell me what my boys are like! I love them and that's all that counts!
Timmy: Wooo! I love stupid endings the writer makes up within three minutes!
Cosmo: Timmy, let's never fight again!
Timmy: Deal!
13.7 seconds later....
[Timmy and Wanda are wrestling]
Timmy: You stupid pink fairy! You are a controlling, bossy, loud -
Wanda: YOU BETTER STOP RIGHT THERE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR TEETH!
Timmy: BRING IT ON! PINKY!
Cosmo: Maybe I should have said Timmy AND Wanda, let's never fight again. Maybe I should stop them....
[Cosmo's attention is caught by the video games console]
Cosmo: ....Right after one game of Space Mission Extreme...or 3.
!!!THE END!!!!