I don't own the Fairly Odd Parents! Timmy, Wanda, Cosmo, Timmy's parents and any other character from the show was not created by me. I am just borrowing them for a fun, non profit story. They belong to Butch Hartman!!

Enjoy! Please R&R

Cosmo vs Timmy - The Battle: This time....it's trivial!

Chapter 5 - The Truth

If you're curious what really started off Cosmo and Timmy...I warn you, it's a stupid fight. Still want to read? Whatever, your funeral...

[Wanda has just left and Cosmo and Timmy are concentrating on their game, discussing important, intelligent subjects...]

Cosmo: You know I think cheesburgers are the greatest food ever.

Timmy: Huh? No way...It's totally hotdogs.

Cosmo: Nah, I think cheeseburgers. Whoever thought of putting beef and cheese together must be some kind of super genius! I bet they live in a cheeseburger shaped mansion and little intelligent cheeseburgers with feet tend to their every will...like little fast food fairy God parents...Wow...what a cool job....

Timmy: Cosmo, as interesting as your cheeseburger story is. Hotdogs are way cooler. Don't deny it.

Cosmo: Ha! Don't think so. Cheeseburgers are the greatest food ever. End of story.

Timmy: (slightly angered) Um...HOTDOGS!

Cosmo: (raising voice) No, CHEESEBURGERS!

Timmy: (screaming) HOTDOGS!

Cosmo: (shouting) Three words, CHEESEBURGERS!

Timmy: No WAY!

Cosmo: Ohh look! MY FEET! COOL! I mean....CHEESEBURGERS!

Timmy: HOT....DOGS!

[They drop the game and exchange hard stares]

Cosmo: (shouting) AHHHHH! WE'RE HAVING A STUPID FIGHT OVER SOMETHING TRIVIAL WHICH WILL LEAD TO US NOT TALKING AND HATING THE SIGHT OF EACH OTHER!

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What? I told you it was trivial. You should have believed me. Cosmo and Timmy admitted they embelished....