Troubled-ego: *tries to send reviews to all the wonderful authors and authoresses.* AAAHH!! You stupid computer! You stupid cable! I knew we should have got DSL!! I hate you, you piece of JUNK! *kicks the computer and hurts her toe* Oww~ AHHHHH!! MY TOE! MY TOE!! *jumps around like an idiot*
Raven: *enters to see troubled-ego hopping on one foot and yelling curses at her computer. Then she looks at you and arches an eyebrow* So, let me guess, your computer's being a pain?
Troubled-ego: Don't flatter yourself. Can you at least heal my agonizing wound?
Raven: *rolls eyes, squats down and places her hands near troubled-ego's toe* You're such a baby. It's not like it's gonna kill you... *heals pain*
Starfire: *arrives* May I inquire what has happened?
Troubled-ego: My computer's being a Bit-*Raven covers her mouth*
Raven: Careful. Children could be reading this. *thinking* Either that, or Starfire would overhear and we would never live a day without her saying it.
Starfire: If you are stressed, why not go take a nap?
Troubled-ego: Well, I did have homework.….…WAIT, I HAVE HOMEWORK!!! *runs to her room* I gotta finish it fast! *slams door and Evanescence is heard booming on her boom box*
Raven&Starfire: *look at the computer. Raven smiles evilly.*
Raven: Hey Star, why don't we help troubled-ego out with her story?
Starfire: We shall ask first, correct?
Raven: No Starfire, we shall not ask.
Starfire: Why not? Do we not need approval first?
Raven: She already approved.
Starfire: Oh! In that case...
Raven: We are taking over this show!!
Starfire: I love stories!! How shall we start?
Raven: Well--
Starfire: OH! I know! We shall tell the story of fairytales!! ^_^
Raven: ._.u Why me. . .
Starfire: And I know the fairytale that I am wishing to tell!
Raven: Starfire, what gave you the idea that we were writing a stupid fairytale? *thinking* Do fairies really have tails... Raven, what are you smoking?
Starfire: This is a fan fiction. Correct?
Raven: *nods*
Starfire: So we are writing a fanfiction about...FAIRYTALES!!!
Raven: *idea* Hmm...okay. I will tell the QUICK story of Starfire...locks, yes, Starfirelocks and the three, count them, THREE bears.
Starfire: YAAAYY!! *hugs Raven* You are the best.
Raven: Kill me when this is over. So anyway, that story of Starfirelocks and the three bears goes like this...
Once upon a time (I can't believe I'm saying this -_-;) there was a Tamaranean girl named Starfirelocks. She was curious to see what the woods on Earth looked like so she went there. She happily and giddily *shudder* skipped into the woods. She kept on skipping and humming until she came to a small cabin. Starfirelocks had never seen a cabin before so she went inside oblivious to the fact that someone could be living there.
Starfire: What is oblivious?
Raven: Look it up later. I'm storytelling...
As Starfirelocks entered the strange place, she found three bowls of porridge on the table.--
Starfire: *continueing* Starfirelocks was very hungry so she ate the first bowl of porridge. The first bowl was too hot so she blew on it until it was cool enough and ate it. (Raven: *slaps forehead*) The second bowl of porridge was far too cold, so Starfirelocks placed it into the minuture heating device to warm it up and she ate of that also. (Raven: *shakes her head*) The last bowl was the smallest so Starfirelocks ate it and it was perfect.
Raven: Oh-um, my turn?
Starfire: Correct.
Raven: Um...
Starfirelocks was tired of standing so she walked to the next room. The next room had three chairs, a Big chair, a Medium chair, and a small chair. Starfirelocks tried out the big chair but it was too hard. She tried out the medium chair, but *yawn* it was far too soft. After that, she tried out the small chair and it was just right. She liked the small chair but it soon broke under her weight.--
Starfire: So Starfirelocks took the broken pieces of the chair and put them back together!
Raven: Goody...
So Starfirelocks was getting...tired. She paced upstairs and saw a room with that's right, not one, not two, but THREE beds. She tried the big bed. Too hard. The second bed. It was too soft. Then the smallest third bed and it was contently just right. It was just by that time that the three bears that surprisingly lived there came home. At first they all saw that the porridge was eaten, and Star, right now I'm hoping you know what they said.
Starfire: OH! I Know! Papa bear said *trying to make a deep masculine voice* " Someone's been eatin' my porridge!" And then Mama bear--
Raven: Yeah, yeah! We know what they said! Continuing...
So they said their stupid lines and stuff, saw the chairs were used, went upstairs to see that their beds were used and the baby bear found Starfirelocks sleeping in his bed. The three ANGRY bears walked up to the little trouble-maker and woke her up to chase her out of their house or preferably eat her-
Starfire: But then Starfirelocks apologized and made it up to them by being their friends and they were all happy and best friends FOOOR EVER! AND EVER! AND EVER! AND EVER!
Raven: NOOOOOOO! NOT THAT STUPID 'ISLAND GIRLS' THING FROM THE OLD EPISODES OF "ALL THAT"!!! *hits herself with a coconut*
Raven: *all revitalized and cheery* CHEERY?! O_o
Okay Starfire, now what?
Starfire: *shrugs her shoulders*
Raven: I know! Have you ever wondered what the reviewers have been reviewing about?
Starfire: *Starfire is confused. Starfire hurt herself in confusion.*
Raven: -_-u I'll read them anyway...
Gah... The seniors here don't really pick on us.. They just call us "stupid freshmen" and that's it... I'm with ya on the constant algebra homework though.. and science
Anywho, great fic! Can't wait for the next chapter! =D
-- Karasu
Raven: XD HA HA HA! "Stupid freshmen".
Starfire: That is mean talk!
Raven: Yes it is... NEXT!
TwIsTeD ToAsTeR
need...more...fanfiction. Please write more. Please. Pleazepleazepleaze! (starts dipping Invader Zim characters in giant vats of salsa) Or else he gets it! (points to GIR)
GIR:I LIKE YOU!
Toaster: Aw. Your too cute to be covered in spicy sauce! Anyway, I'd better finish this review, before people with the white coats come in. This is so cool. Write more.
Raven & Starfire: *blink* Next.
jillian4
Very good but this story won't help me...yet. I am not in high school yet. But i am in 8th grade. You should read my stories most of them may be plan one but i have a powerpuff girls cross-over and a few pokemon teen titans cross-over one up now hope you white more to your great stories. *.*
Raven: Hey, didn't she write several pokemon crossovers with me in it?
Starfire: Pikachu?
Raven: Yes Starfire, Pikachu. *pats Star on the head*
Starfire: No really! Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pikachu! *jumps on Raven's face and electrocutes her*
Raven: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! CCCCUUUUURRRRRSSSSSEEEEDDDDD RRRRROOOOODDDDEEEENNNNTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws Pikachu away* Gah! NEXT!
Loselen Snowstar
If you have Robin start to go out with this girl, Starfire should get really jealous and have Allison help her get him back! That would be really funny! After all, Robin/Starfire rules!
I'd like to see some BB/Raven too, please! Or Elrohir will have to use his puppy dog eyes of DOOM!
Elrohir: Muwahahah!
Raven: I DO NOT LOVE BEAST BOY!
Starfire: I LOVE ROBIN! *huggles a Robin plushie*
YdalEpoh
Here is my letter, to Raven, of course!
Dear Raven,
You are SO cool! I want hair just like you, a jewel like you and I wish I had skin like you too, I think the way it is colored all purple-white-ish is so cool!
From YdalEpoh!
Starfire: Aaawwww, Raven has a fan.
Raven: O_O I didn't know how much some people cared about me...
Starfire: Does that mean you will open up to more people?
Raven: ...No.
Legend Maker
Starfire: Is not that one of the authors troubled-ego is so obsessed over?
Raven: She loves your stories Legend Maker. In fact, she drew her version of Savior in class.
Starfire: She made him look like one of those... DBZ characters, correct?
Raven: But anyway, let's get to what she wrote. Shall we?
"Beast Boy, turn into a dog and eat my homework!"
Fairly good line there.
Also, I believe the answer to that alegebra question is 16. I think. Its been a while
Raven: I concur.
Starfire: Algebra is so tiresome, don't you agree?
Raven: I hope you know she probably won't answer back.
Starfire: *whimpers* I am in need of a friend.
Audience: Aaaaawwwwww. . .
Raven: O_O What is this?! A sitcom?!?
Starfire: Ooooohh. More letters!
Brie
I story is GREAT! PLEASE UPDATE SOON! Here is my letter, it's a little over exagerated:
Dear Teen Titans,
You are all the greatest! I hope your first day of school was just as cool. (Even though nothing can match you.) You must be very GREAT people to just save the city and risk your lives for complete strangers and not need anything in return. I just wanted to let you all know how much I greatly appreciate you! And to Starfire, YOU GO GURL! For a person who doesn't know a lot about Earth culture you're doin' alright! Thank you Titans for reading my letter and if it's not too much to ask, may you please send me your autographs, PLEASE! Thank you again!
-YOUR BIGGEST FAN, Brie
Starfire: I GO GURL!! ^_^
Raven: Thanx Brie. I'm glad someone realizes how hard it really is to do what the TTs do best.
Starfire: TTs?
Raven: I'm in a rappin' mood... Anyway, Here's my autograph. *gives autograph to Brie*
Starfire: And here is mine! *give him her autograph too*
Raven: We'll mail you the autographs from our comrades.
Starfire: Thank you for the letter!!
Sara
Yo great 2 chapter T you know who I am:)Take a wild guess
Starfire: troubled-ego's cousin!!!
Raven: Yes. Say hi to t-e's cousin.
Audience & Starfire: HI!
Raven: -_-;; I was being sarcastic.
Heres my letter
Dear Teen Titans
You are invited Too a party i have at my house It will go on At 6:00 PM to 6:00 PM P.S. Bring Your Food And Video Games
Peace
Homer Jay Simpson
P.S.Bring A Friend
Starfire: We did not go to this one.
Raven: Maybe there will be more opportunities in the future.
Dark II Raven
LOL! That was awesome, man! How'd you think of Cyborg having a gay art teacher?!?! You have a very sick mind... (Jk, Jk) But lemme' think of a letter...
Dear Teen Titans...
You guys are cool, man. So, I wanted to send you this letter because of that fact... So here ya' go. Okay... Oh yeah, and I wanted yo know if we could meet at school. So, look for a person named Emily there. I'm in you peoples grade, man so look for a girl named EMILY. So I shall hopefully, see ya there.
Emily
That was retarted wasn't it? Okay, whatever, there's my letter! :P
Starfire: Your letter was not re...tar...ted. It was great! We will look for this person called Emily in school when we go back.
Raven: What is this "we" stuff? Also, troubled-ego does have a very sick mind.
omg how did you think of the gay art teacher part?! it was so funny! hahahahahohehehehehe!
heres my letter:
Dear Teen Titans,
Okay, so go to BillaBong on Tuesday at 3 a.m. It will be so fun. We can discuss our math papers then have a PAR-TAY! Oh and Raven? Wear the funny shirt with Billy on it. Oh and we're gonna' have a farting contest! Plus! MEET ME AT SCHOOL IN THE LUNCH ROOM EATING PIE!
From Amy! BFF!
Raven: Billy? Who wuz that again? Pie?
Starfire: That sounds exciting yo!
Raven: Yo?
Starfire: I'm in a rappin' mood too yo!
Raven: Wannabe...
Keep the Secret Keys
It was okay, but I tought Raven was in Gym, but who cares any ways.
My Letter to the teens will have slang terms.
Dear T.T.s (Teen Titans),
I hope u guyz n gals have a great skool year. It's not that I enjoy skool either it's just that it would be fun to have u guyz n gals in skool. Tell meh if u wanted to have different classes or not and tell meh wat's ur favs n not favs. I have to tell you somethin' English is Evil. Raven, I hope u do some of Shakesphere or Eger Allen Poe (sorri if I misspelled that.)in drama. Robin, hope u get ur self some stud buds for some of ur classes. BB- man, wish u luck on weight liftin', bet u $40 that u still can't beat Cyborg after the year. Starfire, hope u lern more bout Mother Earth in geo. Cyborg, hope blow stuff up in Sci. I hope u guyz n gals have a fun time, hope that u still have time to kick butt durin' skool.
Saynora!
KSK
To Raven and Starfire: I'm a huge fan of u 2, i'm not askin' 4 no autographs. LYLS (Love You Like Sisters)
Raven: That was actually a really beautiful letter. I hope you did enjoy that HUMILIATING chapter of me in gym class. You spelled Edgar wrong but that's okay. And I will make sure I do that Shakesphere and Poe thing in Drama. In drama we are going to have groups assigned. I really don't want to be assigned to any group. I'm independent! Keep the secret keys, LYLAB, which means, Love You Like A Brother.
Starfire: I have been learning many things in the educational learning facility. I learned that you should never speak about cats in Spanish class and to never associate with people like June. *takes time to think about June and growls*
Saiyan Under Cover
Go starfire! She is really popular and has like a lot of people from her school. Is there going to be romance in this story. just wondering. Heres a letter
Dear teen titans,
i hope you had a wonderful first day at school. You are invited to a party at my house from 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. to celebrate your first day. Ther will be alot of games, food, loud music and more things.
Yours truley,
Maria
P.S. invite any friend you want to the party
Raven: According to me, there should not be any romance period. According to troubled-ego, there is going to be much fluff between the Starfire/Robin/June triangle. She also told me something about a sequal to SCHOOL WOES!
Starfire: She also said that there was going to be much Raven/Beast boy fluff.
Raven: I DO NOT LOVE BEAST BOY!!
Shinji Masaki
Wow...that was really...entertaining! Really - it was! The first chapter was a little off, but I couldn't help but start laughing in the latter two; especially with the whole June/Robin/Starfire and the subtle BeastBoy/Raven fun. (I'm a huge romantic humor and love-triangle fan, if that's not already apparent...hee)
The Spanish, yes, was a little rusty, but it's not anything that's enormously important, so it's not like it'll work against you. The beginning chapter and part of the second are a little...I don't know...not in place in comparison to the thrid, but it's also because you're establishing the setting and possible jokes for the third, which is really cool and all, but look back and see what you can work out. I'm not saying that the first two chapters are HORRIBLE, but they're not really up to par with the third. Then again, that happens to all of us, so it's nothing really to stress about.
Please do continue with this story - it's too good of an idea and a foundation to let go!
Raven: Why do so many people love romance? What is the point of it? What is the meaning of life?
Starfire: Do you know the story about the birds and the bees?
Raven: ?_? The Birds and the what???
Starfire: *smiles triumphantly* I arrest my case.
Zack Anderson
NICE! troubled-ego this is a great fanfic! I cannot wait for you to continue! I especialy like how accurate each character's personalities are. The parts I liked are:
- Beast Boy trying to solve algebra(and those questions are easy...or maybe it's just because I'm an 8th grader who takes Advanced Math)
- "Beast Boy, turn into a dog and eat my homework!"
- Cyborg in art class
- Starfire in Spanish class
- Raven's goth groupies
- The Starfire/Robin/June love triangle
and of course
- Raven in Gym class("bad images" she must be really nervous about nudity)
That's all, and KEEP WRITING!
Starfire: June will not take my Robin!!
Raven: Of course I'm nervous about nudity. They were HUMAN GIRLS!! Now if they were guys I-
Starfire: *suddenly interested* If they were guys you would what, Raven?
Raven: *covers her mouth* Nothing. Next review.
Anonomus (Run in fear Puny earthlings!!!)
OK now I'M REALLY PISSED! I do believe that in one of my previous reviews, I clearly stated that BEASTBOY AND RAVEN ARE FROM EARTH! Beastboy is "Da fuzzy mon" because he was sick, and the treatment that saved his life also gave him his powers. Raven was born in another dimension called AZARATH. Come on say it with me A-ZA-RATH. Her HUMAN mom married a deamon, which is how Raven got her powers.OK ok
Raven: Wow! No need to get excited buddy! I think troubled-ego knows all this stuff now. After writing Ch.1 She did much research. Thank You.
Starfire: DEMON!! *charges up a starbolt and falls out of the chair near the computer her and Raven are sharing*
Raven: Hold on little one, *mentally picks up Starfire and sits her back down* I'm a good demon. No need to be alarmed.
Starfire: ^_^ I knew that!
firith ithil
you are so mean to gay people
i know it's a humor fic, and everything is generally out of propoartion, but still...
anyway, good fic
i like it a lot, 'cept for the mr. flora deal
poor robin...
...never mind
poor raven
Starfire: I do not think that troubled-ego meant to offend anyone. She just wanted to make the story funny for everyone and base it on her current school life. If she were here right now I think she would apologize and be sorry that she upset you in that way.
Raven: ...Well said Star.
Starfire: ^_^
LilK9Girl13 n' AznAngel21
K9: GREAT! Jinx totally rocked this chapter, she stole candy!
Phaung: Candy is good for you!
K9: YEAH! Anyway, VERY GOOD STORY! MEH LIKE!
Starfire: Yes! Candy is good! The adults say that it is actually bad for you but I always say "How can something that tastes so good be bad?"
Raven: I'm not too sure about Jinx rockin'. She's lame.
*Jinx appears out of no where and hits Raven on the head and runs away*
Raven: *rubbing her head* That was random...
Draikitha
ooh cute i seriosly love it you should keep writing oh and just a suggestion can i be in the story i dont care how long but anyways if you want to know my name you can look under chapter 3 of not your average talkshow the authors my sis her name is fireruby
Raven: No, you can't be in the--
Starfire: *pushes Raven off the chair (Raven: Oww.)* Do not listen to Raven, for she is in a bad mood because of her rival showing her who is really lame.
Raven: *getting back up on the chair* Starfire...
Starfire: I think t-e will allow you to be in the story. Maybe even the next chapter!
Raven: Our author is the loser.
Zack Anderson
...How much sugar did they intake anyway?
Raven: I think it's safe to say about maybe...fourteen pounds of candy. Maybe more. We got extra candy because we are special.
Starfire: Does your mommy tell you that Raven?
Raven: Don't go talkin' about my dead momma!! *computer shakes*
Starfire: Ooops.
Raventeen
that was the best episode ever!:)
Raventeen
that was the best episode ever!:)
Raven: Raventeen, or should I say troubled-ego's cousin, I hope you know that you posted that twice. Also it is a chapter! NOT EPISODE!!
*computer goes whack*
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rAven: *calms down* Sorry about that.
Starfire: Raventeen's cousin-I mean TROUBLED-EGO'S cousin, Raven did not mean all that mean talk. Thank You for sending your review.
Starfire121
COOL! Please continue with the star vs June!
Raven: Don't worry. We will.
Starfire: *chewing on a June plushie* Gggrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Raven: -_-;;; Kill me now...
Dark II Raven
Whoa dude... That was cool... And you made Raven like me on Halloween!E! Okay, coz' MOST of the time I'm all dark and evil but right now I'm sugar high. ^^' And then on Halloween I go on and on about the living dead and how Halloween is their nights to roam the streets and crap like that. And then I get all hyper coz' of the candy! 0_0 WELL ANYWAYS, update soon I can't wait!
Raven: Halloween is the bestest!
Starfire: Did we swap bodies again?
Raven: No. I guess I should calm down a bit.
HiHi
BB is not from another planet. Hes a mutated human.
Raven: Just to let you know...that was discussed in chapter 4. If you read it, it might help out.
Starfire: Stop being mean!
Raven: Sorry.
Raven
Great fic...I really wanted to read a school fic where actually BEING Titans set them apart from the rest of the group and someone actually cared that they were more than the average group of new kids. This one FINALLY did that.
P.S. loved the Raven gym part
Raven: Why does everyone take my name? Why does everyone like the chapter of me in Gym Class?!
Starfire: Because it is funny?
Raven: ...
Someone smart
WHAT GRADE ARE THEY IN 4TH? I LEARNED THIS ALL IN 2ND GRADE! IF BEAST BOY CANT'T FIGURE THAT OUT HE'S A MORON!
Raven: You're right. He is a moron.
Starfire: Raven how can you--
Raven: I DO NOT LOVE BEAST BOY!!!
Starfire: But Raven--
Raven: Nope!
Stafire: But troubled-ego--
Raven: Uh-uh!
Starfire: She's up!
Raven: Huh? She finished with her nap? ARGH! Let's finish this qwick! Sorry 4 the typos I'm in a hurry!! Pleaz review us your questions, dares, stories, opinions, ANYTHING for Starfire and I to do! If it's a dare, tell us what you'll do to us if we don't do that certain dare! Got it? Okay Thanx!
Starfire: We luv you all!! BYE!