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Sorry for such a long time between updates, I was having issues "getting in touch" with my humor side, this chapters a little more… I don't know really, less humorous… I tried, I swear I tried cries
Kaiba's… OOC in general.. well, its not like we really know what he's thinking on the inside, oh well! Hehe Enjoy
Hygiene Anyone?
By: Aera-chan
Anime: Yugioh!
Genre: Romance/Humor (kinda amazing for me)
Posted: 06-13/04
Parings: Kaiba/Joey
Awhile later we're both sitting on the floor. I'm having the urge to lunge at him and murder him on the spot! He's been humming for the last half hour!
Wait, half hour? Exactly how long have we been in here?! Okay, I'm starting to panic again.
Joey looks over at me funny. So what if I'm "twitching" and "rocking" back and forth. Do I really look that insane.
"You okay?" he asks me. Gee, lets think, okay, I'm stuck in a BATHROOM, NAKED as the day I was born, sitting next to a highly attractive NUDE blonde!! DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY???!
"Shut up." I growl. Okay, I admit that was… heck, I don't care. Its my house, I cant be mean if I want.
He growls under his breath at me. Good, just like the dog he is.
I guess I pretty much killed our conversation, we sit there again for awhile before he starts to talk some more.
"So… what were ya doing…before I came in?"
Um, what does he mean by that exactly?
"What?"
"Um.. Well, I couldn't help noticing… were ya, ya know… doing something?"
I am so confused. "Like what?" I ask, not bothering to show my confusion.
He twitches slightly, apparently he doesn't really want to talk about this subject although he brought it up to begin with.
He looks down at the floor as he twiddles with a piece of lint from the towels. His face is a little red.
"Ya know… like…jerking off…"
I cough. "I don't jerk off…" I cant believe he asked me that! What is with this guy?
He gets real quiet suddenly, I have to strain to hear him. "You had a hard on though…"
I want to smirk but know I shouldn't. "You were looking?" I guess I made my tone sound a little too disgusted. He looks hurt. Oh well, he was the one violating me, so yeah.
He's silent for awhile. Then "I guess its habit…"
"…habit?"
"Um…well.."
Okay, now I'm just curious. Is he, ya know… well, might as well ask.
"Are you… into guys or something?"
He doesn't answer for awhile, apparently I hit a soft spot.
"I don't know."
"Wouldn't you?" I ask. I would think that he would at least have an idea.
"..well, I don't know… I've been having other thoughts lately…"
"Like what?"
He doesn't say much for awhile. I think he's contemplating on what he wants to tell me, after all, its me. Its not like its Yugi or someone he can really trust right off hand.
"There's this guy I know…" Figures. I wonder who it is. Maybe its Tristan, they're always… hanging on each other anyways.
"Yeah… and…?" I want to know, I hope I don't sound too pushy.
"I dunno, I just feel…" He trails off.
"Attracted? Confused maybe?"
He looks up to meet my eyes. "Yeah, have you ever felt that way about someone?"
He looks shy almost. He's so cute… wait, did he just ask me about what I think he did. How can tell him I was having those kind of thoughts right when he was asking me that?
I decide to look away from his direction. "Why should I tell you?"
I can almost feel the heat of his anger radiating off his body onto mine.
"Because if one person is open with another person, the other person feels more open to share with them too." he sounds pissed.
I sigh, giving in. "Fine, yes, there is this guy I know who is…" I don't feel like finishing that sentence.
"Hot?" I guess he did. I can feel the giggling in his voice. I don't feel like answering him at the moment, I'm not even sure if I want to have this conversation at the moment.
I feel his little fingers jabbing me in the side, I wanted to laugh, it does tickle, but I don't. I pretend to be annoyed by huffing and turning away.
"Come on, say it, you think he's hot!" he giggles at me. What a numbskull.
"No… I think he's dumb." Ha! I just called him dumb and he doesn't even know it! Wait, did I just admit that I actually like him? Man, I'm losing it…
"So… a dumb blonde eh?" He laughs, I want to laugh too.
"Agreed." I say in an amused voice.
He's silent. I think he's a little confused by my smirking. The idiot.
"He is quite the idiot, but I still…" I trail off. What am I getting myself into? Do I want to just say it out loud to him?! Jeeze! He may be an idiot but I think I'm pushing my luck.
"You really like him don't you?" he asks me shyly.
What am I supposed to say to that?
Feeling a little bold, a little outside of myself maybe, I make a mistake and mumble, "I don't know, I used to hate him, but…" Blah! What was I thinking?
He doesn't say anything for the longest time. Maybe he's grown bored with this subject. Please let that be!
"…Is it… some one I know?" Guess that's a no.
I felt my shoulders move into a shrug. "…you might…" What the bloody hell am I doing? Is my mouth just flying solo? Jeeze!
"Who?" Like I'd honestly tell him.
"Cant tell." Leave me alone bozo!
"Why?" Does he not get it?
"Cause."
"Why?"
"Because I cant okay."
"Oh come on! Its not that big of a deal!"
I'm silent for a long time trying anything to get this guy to lay off. He must be the biggest dumbass this side of… wherever!
Joey nudges me in the side. I'm about this close, this close, to ripping his towel off and wrapping it around his neck and pulling…
I'm sure the rest of me would be on a different agenda considering THERE'S NOTHING UNDER THAT TOWEL!!
…I am calm…
He nudges me again.
Just as I'm about to turn on him with teeth bared, he speaks.
"If you tell me who you like, I'll tell you who I'm crushing deal?"
…damn friggin…
"No." I answer in a very CALM COLLECTED voice. See, I really am good at keeping my cool in TIGHT situations…
…yeah… it's a little tight down there too… damn towel thing won't get out of my head…
"Come on!"
Can he NOT see the little VEINS popping out of my FRIGGIN HEAD?!
"Can I at least guess?"
I bite my bottom lip.
"I guess."
He would never guess himself.
He rubs his chin in that annoyingly cute way… I cant believe that I actually… okay, I don't even want to repeat it..
"Is it… Yugi?" Like hell…
I give him the buzzer. "Wrong answer."
He looks at me for a second then continues on with his thinking.
…Must be difficult for that poor little brain.. Hah hah…
"Yami?"
I shake my head.
"Ryou or Bakura?"
I shake my head again twice.
…why's he guessing only his friends… does he think I'm that disconnected to the outside world? I get out… on the weekends… sometimes…okay not. Whatever.
"Duke Devlin?"
My laughter makes him blush.
"…Pegasus?"
I glare at him with one of my worst…
From his puddle on the ground he whimpers a "Just kidding Kaiba."
Yeah, that's what I thought.
"Is it…"
He's still playing this lame game? He's so… stupid…
"..me?"
I'm about ready to give him one of my standard 'no' answers when I realize what he just said.
The insults I was about to rain down on him get caught in my throat.
He's staring at me now, I can only look away.
I wonder how red my face is, it probably isn't… I forgot how to be embarrassed a long time ago.
Lacking a blush does nothing to bring my voice back, I whisper…
"Ya got me.." No use in lying at this point.
He doesn't say anything for a long time, he's got to be totally disgusted.. Wait, he likes guys too so its not that big of a… aw hell it's a shock!
I turn to glare at him. He's blinking like some kind of dumbass…
I take that back, he IS a dumbass.
A cute dumbass…
Friggin…
"Really?"
No tact, kinda squeaked…
I give it a 4 out of 10.
"You like me? Seriously?"
Oh my god…
"Yes! I like you! What? Are you going to rub it in my face now?" I all but scream at him.
He's blinking again… he should seriously get his eyes checked out..
Just as I'm about to comment on his retarded blinking, he grabs my face, literally…
Everything blurs, all I can see in his blond bangs in my eyes..
He's kissing me..
I'm so angry at him I push him down to the tiled floor, our lips never breaking apart.
Damn boy messing with my locked up emotions, he doesn't know what he was doing to me all this time.
I don't think I've ever kissed someone like this…
Okay I've never kissed someone… period.
I finally pull away from him, he's breathless and totally defenseless beneath me…
He grins, cocky bastard.
"Hell no! I like you too Kaiba."
That would have been nice to know to begin with.
"Fuck you Wheeler."
I can see the dirty little wheels turning in his head.
"You'd like that wouldn't you?"
I would really like to kill him right now… or kiss him..
His leg shifts slightly and I cant help but glance down.
Damn towels out to get me, came loose..
"Hell yeah." I guess I'll take the latter… and a little more on the side maybe..
Just as I'm leaning down to kiss that son of a bitch, the door opens.
The door… THE DAMN DOOR!!
I turn around and GLARE at my new enemy..
Its the white haired kid… Ryou… damn… friggin… British…
I'm getting ready to scream at him to get the hell out when…
"How'd you get in?" Joey says it so calmly…and its not exactly the words I would use…
"It was open the whole time."
…friggin…
THE ENDSorry guys, I promised you some lime… lets just say that Kaiba finally did get around to telling Ryou off… leaving the two of them alone… yes, very much alone.
Sorry it took so long to update, I feel so bad. BUT! That's why its lacking in… limey-ness, I wanted to get it up now right now! (typed it all up today.. okay, most)
Hope you enjoyed the ending, hmm, I wonder if Mokuba did have anything to do with it.. Poor innocent Ryou.
Thanks for reading, sorry its so short (my humor is kinda running low)
Please review! hey, should I do a sequel? I dunno, its up to you guys.
See you later,
-Aera