Well, Woofles is fed and yet all of you are hungry yes? ^^ Well eat until
you explode!
Jou: That could get messy
Kisa: Oh yay! Jou has paid a visit!
Jou: Actually, I have a compliant about the wardrobe for this chapter. Do I REALLY have to dress like this?
Seto: Yes, yes you do *evil smirk*
Jou: *steps away from Seto* What's he gonna do to me?
Kisa: Oh dont worry! You'll love it! ^^; (I hope)
Jou: Oh yea, real reassuring there...
Seto: Just get on with the chapter.
Cupids the One to Blame
Chapter 6
"Taking Opposites to a New Level (Part One)"
Jou laid on his stomache on Yuugi's bed, shuffling through his deck of Duel Monsters idly. He was still in his outfit, make-up and all, which was causing Otogi to burst into giggling fits every five seconds. He rolled his eyes and glared at the black haired boy.
"Care to tell me what's so funny, dice dork?"
"Okay!" Otogi tried to calm down. " You look like such a girl! I mean, if you tried any harder you'd BE one!" He couldn't contain it any more and burst into more laughter.
"Har har..." Jou sighed, not exactly in the mood to get in a fight with him.
"Is there something wrong Jou?" Yuugi asked, his trademark friendliness radiating from him.
The blonde shook his head. Although there really WAS something wrong, it wasn't the sort of problem his friends would understand. "I'm just bored." He lied.
"Your always bored." Anzu came in, carrying snacks and drinks, which she sat in the center of the room.
"Where's Honda?" Yuugi said, grabbing a soda.
"He's grounded." Jou replied, trying to sound as normal as possible and reaching for a bag of chips.
"Guess he was a tad TOO spirited." Otogi commented, not going near any of the consessions.
Anorexic asshole, Jou's thoughts chimed in.
"My mind needed bleach after that stunt." Anzu said, all grossed out.
" C'mon," Yuugi inserted, nonchalantly. "Honda doesn't look that bad."
Everyone blinked at him increduliously. "What?" Yuugi blushed. "You all just have sick minds."
Anzu rolled her eyes and turned to Jou. "I've noticed that you've really gotten into Spirit Week, by the way, where's my make up bag?"
"Hey," He said pulling open his backpack, looking for the bag. " If I gotta do it, I might as well do it right."
He handed her it and laid down on his back.
"So, what are you going to be tomorrow? Its opposite day."
Jou shrugged. "I dunno. Wear all my stuff backwards I guess."
"Thats what -everyones- gonna be doing! You should be a little more original."
"Like?"
"I know!" Otogi interjected, a lightbulb almost blazing above his head. "You should go as a girl!"
"WHAT?!?!" Jou almost fell off the bed.
" Well, your already soooo good at it." he teased.
Jou growled. "Shaddup."
"Actually, Jou." Yuugi spoke up. " That does sound pretty neat! And it's alot better than going around with everything backwards."
Jou glared at him.
"And you could borrow some of my clothes!" Anzu added.
"Look what you started!" Jou pointed at Otogi, who only smirked innocently.
Yuugi and Anzu started to discuss giving him a total gender bending make over, sending him into a mad twitch. Not like it mattered, he'd end up going like how ever they wanted. Those three could be -very- persuasive.
~~~~~
"Stop scowling like that! How am I supposed to put your lipstick on if you keep being a brat?!" Anzu huffed, holding a tube of ice blue lipstick dangerously close to Jou's face.
"You're makin' me look like a fuckin' drag queen!" Jou spat.
"Jou, you ARE a drag queen. Well at least for today." Yuugi reminded him.
"Hey! You never know! He might like it!" Otogi giggled from the doorway of Anzu's bathroom.
"Don't start with me!" Jou fumed, accidently allowing Anzu time to place the lipstick on him.
"In reality," Anzu commented as she took a good look at him." You look like you'd belong in Malice Mizer (1)"
"And thats supposed to make me feel better?!" Jou shouted, readjusting the short, black skirt he was in.
"If you didn't want them to do this to you, then why did you waste your time comming at five in the morning?" Otogi pointed out, earning no response.
As a matter of fact, beyond the fake-out anger and annoyance, he looked pretty damn good.His eyes were lined in shades of blue ending in black. His face had silver and blue sparkles dusted tastefully along his face and neck. He had on a blue halter with a long-sleeved fishnet shirt thrown over it, his nails were done in alternating blue and black, his socks were one blue and one black and were pulled up to his knees. All he needed was shoes and maybe some jewlery. He was really enjoying every second of this.
He felt a tug on his hair and realized Anzu was pulling black and blue streaks through his blonde locks. Yuugi was working on finding shoes for him and seemed to settle on the black leather ones with the silver skull and crossbone buckles. Even though she could be an annoying bitch at times, Anzu really had a kick ass wardrobe.
They finished his look off with some black and blue plastic bracelets and a silver skull ring. Both of his latent stylists grinned in approval of thier masterpiece. Even Otogi seemed to agree with his look.I wonder, he thought as he looked over himself in the mirror, what's Seto gonna think of this?
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(1) Malice Mizer is/was this kick ass Japanese rockband that I absolutely love. They actually inspired me to put Jou's gender in a blender for this fic.
Jou: Hey! How come Yuugi and them don't get all dressed up?!
Kisa: Well, they do, I'm just too lazy to write it! ^^;
Jou: OH! So they're gonna look like the opposite sex too?!
Kisa: Erm...no... just you...
Jou: *pouts*
Seto: Stop whining, you look good in drag pup.
Jou: Oh, well if YOU say so Seto... *glomp*
Kisa: HEY! Save it for later you two! -.-;
ANYWAY, please review!
Jou: That could get messy
Kisa: Oh yay! Jou has paid a visit!
Jou: Actually, I have a compliant about the wardrobe for this chapter. Do I REALLY have to dress like this?
Seto: Yes, yes you do *evil smirk*
Jou: *steps away from Seto* What's he gonna do to me?
Kisa: Oh dont worry! You'll love it! ^^; (I hope)
Jou: Oh yea, real reassuring there...
Seto: Just get on with the chapter.
Cupids the One to Blame
Chapter 6
"Taking Opposites to a New Level (Part One)"
Jou laid on his stomache on Yuugi's bed, shuffling through his deck of Duel Monsters idly. He was still in his outfit, make-up and all, which was causing Otogi to burst into giggling fits every five seconds. He rolled his eyes and glared at the black haired boy.
"Care to tell me what's so funny, dice dork?"
"Okay!" Otogi tried to calm down. " You look like such a girl! I mean, if you tried any harder you'd BE one!" He couldn't contain it any more and burst into more laughter.
"Har har..." Jou sighed, not exactly in the mood to get in a fight with him.
"Is there something wrong Jou?" Yuugi asked, his trademark friendliness radiating from him.
The blonde shook his head. Although there really WAS something wrong, it wasn't the sort of problem his friends would understand. "I'm just bored." He lied.
"Your always bored." Anzu came in, carrying snacks and drinks, which she sat in the center of the room.
"Where's Honda?" Yuugi said, grabbing a soda.
"He's grounded." Jou replied, trying to sound as normal as possible and reaching for a bag of chips.
"Guess he was a tad TOO spirited." Otogi commented, not going near any of the consessions.
Anorexic asshole, Jou's thoughts chimed in.
"My mind needed bleach after that stunt." Anzu said, all grossed out.
" C'mon," Yuugi inserted, nonchalantly. "Honda doesn't look that bad."
Everyone blinked at him increduliously. "What?" Yuugi blushed. "You all just have sick minds."
Anzu rolled her eyes and turned to Jou. "I've noticed that you've really gotten into Spirit Week, by the way, where's my make up bag?"
"Hey," He said pulling open his backpack, looking for the bag. " If I gotta do it, I might as well do it right."
He handed her it and laid down on his back.
"So, what are you going to be tomorrow? Its opposite day."
Jou shrugged. "I dunno. Wear all my stuff backwards I guess."
"Thats what -everyones- gonna be doing! You should be a little more original."
"Like?"
"I know!" Otogi interjected, a lightbulb almost blazing above his head. "You should go as a girl!"
"WHAT?!?!" Jou almost fell off the bed.
" Well, your already soooo good at it." he teased.
Jou growled. "Shaddup."
"Actually, Jou." Yuugi spoke up. " That does sound pretty neat! And it's alot better than going around with everything backwards."
Jou glared at him.
"And you could borrow some of my clothes!" Anzu added.
"Look what you started!" Jou pointed at Otogi, who only smirked innocently.
Yuugi and Anzu started to discuss giving him a total gender bending make over, sending him into a mad twitch. Not like it mattered, he'd end up going like how ever they wanted. Those three could be -very- persuasive.
~~~~~
"Stop scowling like that! How am I supposed to put your lipstick on if you keep being a brat?!" Anzu huffed, holding a tube of ice blue lipstick dangerously close to Jou's face.
"You're makin' me look like a fuckin' drag queen!" Jou spat.
"Jou, you ARE a drag queen. Well at least for today." Yuugi reminded him.
"Hey! You never know! He might like it!" Otogi giggled from the doorway of Anzu's bathroom.
"Don't start with me!" Jou fumed, accidently allowing Anzu time to place the lipstick on him.
"In reality," Anzu commented as she took a good look at him." You look like you'd belong in Malice Mizer (1)"
"And thats supposed to make me feel better?!" Jou shouted, readjusting the short, black skirt he was in.
"If you didn't want them to do this to you, then why did you waste your time comming at five in the morning?" Otogi pointed out, earning no response.
As a matter of fact, beyond the fake-out anger and annoyance, he looked pretty damn good.His eyes were lined in shades of blue ending in black. His face had silver and blue sparkles dusted tastefully along his face and neck. He had on a blue halter with a long-sleeved fishnet shirt thrown over it, his nails were done in alternating blue and black, his socks were one blue and one black and were pulled up to his knees. All he needed was shoes and maybe some jewlery. He was really enjoying every second of this.
He felt a tug on his hair and realized Anzu was pulling black and blue streaks through his blonde locks. Yuugi was working on finding shoes for him and seemed to settle on the black leather ones with the silver skull and crossbone buckles. Even though she could be an annoying bitch at times, Anzu really had a kick ass wardrobe.
They finished his look off with some black and blue plastic bracelets and a silver skull ring. Both of his latent stylists grinned in approval of thier masterpiece. Even Otogi seemed to agree with his look.I wonder, he thought as he looked over himself in the mirror, what's Seto gonna think of this?
______________
(1) Malice Mizer is/was this kick ass Japanese rockband that I absolutely love. They actually inspired me to put Jou's gender in a blender for this fic.
Jou: Hey! How come Yuugi and them don't get all dressed up?!
Kisa: Well, they do, I'm just too lazy to write it! ^^;
Jou: OH! So they're gonna look like the opposite sex too?!
Kisa: Erm...no... just you...
Jou: *pouts*
Seto: Stop whining, you look good in drag pup.
Jou: Oh, well if YOU say so Seto... *glomp*
Kisa: HEY! Save it for later you two! -.-;
ANYWAY, please review!