Hey everybody and welcome to the last chapter of...
Everybody: SCHOOL WOES!
Yeah, it's the last chapter, but after you read, please read the IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE at the end of the chapter. It's very important and I would appreciate it if you could do what it says. Thanks!! I luv you guys!!
REVIEWERS:
Sakura of the Ninjitsu: Yeah, I knew about Nightmare and stuff since my brother told me. He's a complete videogame junkie. I'm pretty good with Nightmare, but Kilik and Mitsurugi are my best! I make a lot of funny/stupid comments too, but most of them are sarcastic. I'm so glad I got my braces off! I just got my retainers too. I have to put them on at night. Here's a tip: Watch out for the female algebra teachers that are old and have short hair. They are always the hard ones to deal with. I must keep on reminding myself to read peoples' stories. I will!! I promise, but I just have to finish SCHOOL WOES, Fighting Flu and troubled-ego's poems first. Maybe I'll read some stories after I update Fighting Flu.
Raven A. Star: Are you serious?? It was really that good?!?! I just thought of it from the top of my head and I thought that my commercial sucked!! At first I thought about how in the Teen Titans GO comics how they always have knock knock jokes, so I tried to make my own. Then my imagination shifted to thinking about something from the Amanda Show. After that, I thought it would be funny to make fun of those annoying telemarketers that keep calling me!! And to finish it off, I added some twist from a Snickers commercial. Yeah, what a poor deluded child I am... But I'm glad I made your parents laugh too! Trigon and Arella...sigh...they're not like that. Yeah, I call my parents Trigon and Arella and they have no idea who I'm talking about!
BlackShield: I I'm SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!! I didn't mean for it to sound like I was mad at you, because I wasn't. I just thought you were mad at me but I wasn't sure. It's just some instinct I get. Someone tells me off, I clench my fists. Anger is the hardest emotion to hold in. But I did not mean to give you the wrong impression. I'm not mad at you. In fact, I think you're great!
The Drewfus: Just a simple misunderstanding. I thought you might have been saying that. I dunno. But I like Beast boy too. He's just adorable! I wish I had him as my little brother...but if BB is fifteen and I'm fifteen, then we'd be the same age...Anywho, I would love for Beast boy to be my brother and Raven is probably going to kill me for saying how adorable he is.
Raven: with a butcher knife You bet.
chubbymonkey936: I haven't read These black Eyes by Post, but I will if you say it's good. If you don't mind, can you tell me how any of the characters were out of character? I would really like to know what I could improve on.
IamnottakingRAVENsname: You can be in the last chapter too. To bad they deleted your story. Anyway, pleasant dreams since you seem so tired and all. Hope you dream away about BB. Can't wait to be in the Big Bash!!
mystery667751: Ooooooh, mysterious. Sorry, just playing around with your name. So your changing it to WhiteNblack? Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Thanx for telling me. I hate being grounded. It's so boring. I 'm glad you finally got to go on the computer and I'm also glad you like the fight. It might not seem like it, but I'm a trouble-maker. So I usually get yelled at and/or grounded a lot. Gotta try to stay out of trouble...
Darkfire: Gee, thanx for the roses!! Just asking, you wouldn't happen to be apart of the Teen Titans animation insider forums would you? I go there. I'm known as TheREALRaven.
Showstopper: I ALWAYS look forward to your wonderful reviews, Showstopper. The Teen Titans have a great purpose for fighting the bad guys, so how could I forget their duty in any story? I mostly work on humor, but I like to do action too. In my next story, I'm going to see how I can work with romance, while the story after that one will test my abilities of angst. In my honest opinion, I think you'd make a great film critic! I'm glad you liked Slade's comment about the girls' locker room. I didn't think it would be that amusing, but that's just an authoress's opinion. The resolution of the Starfire/Robin/June love triangle will continue through my sequel, which I will preview in a sneak peak next chapter. Ssshhh, don't tell anyone.
Cloud Strife Omega: DUDE! How could I ever forget to put you in this chapter?? You'll be in alright.
bloody-rose-demon: Hey, kewl name!! Here's a secret. Read the author's note at the bottom. It will make you happy to realize that this is not the end.
blairwitchproject: I know. Raven is scary. I took an Inuyasha quiz at www.quizilla.com and I was Inuyasha! That most certainly made my day. The quiz said that I'm a punk! Compliments, compliments, compliments.
Carrot The LuvMachine: I never get tired of your reviews, Carrot (mind if I call u that). You must be the second person to say how much you enjoyed my commercial. I'm flattered! Heh, your not the only bad little girl. Good for reading it in hell (school) again! Slade did get the spanking a little bad boy needs now didn't he???
Slade: shakes his fist at troubled-ego Did you just call me a little boy?!?!
SUPER FUNNY REVIEW/ATTEMPTED FLAME(?) THING
siliven: troubled-ego falls out of her chair laughing Were you trying to flame me? wipes tear from her eye That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read! mimicking I hate it. I don't like it. Don't like what? The first and second chapters?? They weren't even my best chapters! If you hated them, the least you could do was tell me what you hated about them. Either that or not waste your time reviewing me, but thanks for the two extra reviews. You're a funny little man...or woman. I like you, kid. You crack me up. Thanks for the laughs buddy! wipes another tear from her eye Wow, too much laughing...
RobinRox13: That's great!! Ahem,tries to impersonate Raven Congratulations RobinRox13. extends hand so that you could shake it You have now been officially dubbed Robin II. You can be in the Teen Titans movie if they ever make it and want to hire kids like us off the street who might actually have talent and actually look like and act like the cartoon version of the Teen Titans. And yes, Terra should die. Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!!! stops the impression of Raven Yay!! Someone else enjoys my weird commercial! Wow, you people rock!! If you want to know the sequel, you can either wait for he sneak peak I show on a very special chapter or you can check it out at my bio.
The Black Moon: Uuh, I don't think I made a cliffhanger on the tenth chapter. Maybe the ninth chapter but definitely not the tenth. It just had to end, ya know?? There will be no cliffie in this chapter cuz...well; it's the last chapter so...
DISCLAIMER:
Reviews are out of the way and PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE BOTTOM WHEN YOU FINISH READING THE CHAPTER. Thank you. Now for our last chapter.
Robin: Hey, It's me Robin with your last and final disclaimer. takes a deep breath WEDONOTOWNTHETEENTITANSBUTI'MPRETTYSURETHATIOWNMYSELFANDNOONECARESABOUTTHESEDISCLAIMERSANYWAYBUTTROUBLEDEGOSTILLDOESNOTOWNUSEVENTHOUGHSHEWANTSOURSOULS!!!!
troubled-ego: How'd he know??
Beast boy: Since I'm so cute, let's get started with the last chapter!!
Starfire: If you are known as the Klorback-Varblanelk, named June that is taking my Robin away, you cannot read this unless you let me beat you to a pulp!!
Raven: Troubled-ego?! Did you teach Starfire that awful language?!
troubled-ego: I taught her everything except for the Klorback-Varblanelk hoo-hah.
Cyborg: Uuuhh, I think everyone is reading our conversation.
Terra: You idiot! You didn't scroll the story!
troubled-ego: TERRA!!!
Raven&Starfire: hold t-e back Woah!
Robin: Okay, let's start this story now. Teen Titans!
Everybody except Robin: GO!!
SCHOOL WOES!-The Last Day
The T-Car drove to the Gotham City High School for the last time ever. Cyborg went to the back to park in the student parking lot. He had a special parking today that read: Teen Titan parking. So much for lowering the attention level. The five teenagers got out from the car and took in some fresh air. "Well Titans," the brave leader began. "We have a big day ahead of us."
The other four nodded their heads.
Robin continued. "It may get ugly, but we must remember that these people are nothing but innocent fans who love us. Also, by all means, please behave in school. We're supposed to have a good reputation. That goes for all of you." Boy Wonder clapped his hands together. "That's all I have to say...well except for..." the masked leader inhaled. All Titans got into running positions. "Ready..."
All Titans crouched down.
"On your mark..."
Each Titan squint their eyes, aiming for their destination.
"Get set..."
They prepared for take off.
"GO!"
Each of the five teenagers zoomed off to reach their classes. Cyborg and Raven were the first ones to class since they had first period at the portables. Robin and Beast boy reached math class before Starfire because they didn't have to run (or fly) upstairs like Starfire did. They all took their seats and watched some kids arrive early in class before the bell rang.
::Geography Class-Class full of World Globes::
Allison walked in the classroom and greeted her alien friend. "Hey wuzzup homegurl?" Allison held her hand out and Starfire gave her the high-five. "Nutin' much dawg." Starfire responded. Allison giggled. "Have you been studying those slang terms I wrote down for you?"
Starfire grinned from ear to ear. "Yes I have my friend."
Allison cleared her throat.
"Uh," Starfire scratched her head. "Fo' shizzle homie."
Allison pat Starfire on the back. "Good girl, Star. Now let me teach you the concept of...hip-hop."
The young Tamaranean smiled. "I will very much appreciate that...Uh, I mean...word."
Allison laughed again as the bell rang.
Mr. Heron walked in the classroom. "Good morning class. I would first like to say that this is Starfire's last day at the school."
The class awed for they loved Starfire like a sister. (If I had Star as my sister, I'd teach her how to throw my brother off the computer so that I could use it more.) Allison frowned. "Hey Star," she whispered. "You think I could visit you over summer vacation?" Starfire turned around. "Of course Allison. You can visit anytime!"
Allison pat Star on the back. "Thanks. You're a great friend to have Star." The alien placed her hand on Allison's. "Likewise."
Mr. Heron continued. "It is also Teen Titans day. And by order of our Principal Slogan, each Teen Titan gets to do whatever they want for this day."
Some fat red-head kid raised his hand. "Does that mean that we don't get any work today?"
Mr. Heron sighed. "Yes Mark, no work today."
Mark jumped out of his seat. "Alright!! Party!"
The geography teacher waved his finger. "Only if Starfire says so." After that, everyone looked at Starfire who grinned sheepishly. "Uuh, let's party?"
The whole class erupted with cheers and "Woohooos" with "You're the best Star" and "We love you Starfire".
::Drama- Said Class to free Our Souls::
"So," Mrs. Gerl started. "This will be Raven's last day at the school."Everybody awed (except Mandy and Billy who was to stupid to notice anything). The goth boys cried and waved their lighters in the air. "Why do you have to leave??" they whined.
Raven sighed. "I have to go back to saving the city."
Mrs. Gerl looked around while she was checking for attendance. "Raven, do you know where Jinx is?"
Raven stroked her chin. "Hmmmm..."
::At Jump City Hospital::
Jinx is in a hospital bed wrapped like a mummy. Gizmo stands right next to her. "So tell me again. What happened during homecoming?"
Jinx mumbled, "Mmh mmmph mmh mh mmmmpph!"
Gizmo picked at the earwax in his ear. "Can you repeat that?"
"Mmh mmmph mmh mh mmmmpph!!!"
"Huh?"
"MMH MMMPH MMH MH MMMMPPH!!!!"
"You have to take those stinkin' bandages off of your mouth cuz I can't hear you."
Jinx screamed and screamed in frustration, trying to reach out for the bald midget so that she could strangle him, but she hurt her broken arm which caused pain in her broken shoulder which made her back ache which hurt her spin which made her have pain all over. "MMMMMMMMMMMPPPHH!!!" she screamed. Gizmo sweat dropped. "I'm going to get away from you now. Your stinkin' painkillers are on the table. I'm gonna visit Cinderblock now." Then the short genius that we all hate left. Jinx reached for the painkillers but that only caused her more pain. 'Why me?' she thought.
Cinderblock was cracked all over. He groaned and he shared the room with Mammoth who just had a broken arm and Dr. Light who was still thawing out. "So how are you doing you snot-munching bolder?" Cinderblock growled and reached over for Gizmo to strangle him, but he lost his balance and fell on the floor smashing into a thousand pieces. Gizmo looked at the trouble he caused. Mammoth tried to hold in his laughter while Dr. Light moved his eyes to the scene and tried to mouth out the words: 'You are so pitiful.' to Gizmo. The bald shorty just stared at the rubble and shrugged his shoulders saying, "Slade looses more Cinderblocks that way."
::Back at Drama Class::
Raven continued to think where Jinx was. "I have no idea." she lied.
Mrs. Gerl shrugged. "Oh well. It doesn't really matter. The Grim adventures of Billy, Mandy, Jinx, and Raven, you still need to present your challenge."
Mandy cracked her knuckles and dragged Billy by the ear to the front of the classroom. "C'mon bonehead." she ordered Grim.
Raven followed them up. "I wasn't hear when you rehearsed," she whispered. "Tell me what part I'm playing."
Mandy let go of Billy's ear. "All you have to say is Nevermore."
Raven nodded.
Mrs. Gerl took a seat in the front row. "Let's get started people!"
(The following will be in script form since it's easier to type that way. I hope it doesn't annoy you too much)
Grim cleared his throat and stepped "off stage".
Grim: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door—
Mandy: "'Tis some visitor," (Grim: I muttered,) "tapping at my chamber door—Only this and nothing more."
Grim: Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the marrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
Mandy: "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-- This it is and nothing more."
Grim: Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
Mandy: "Sir," (Grim: said I,) "or Madam, truly your Forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you"—
Grim: here I opened wide the door;-- Darkness there and nothing more. Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word,
Mandy: "Lenore?"
Grim: This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word,
Raven: "Lenore!"
Grim: Merely this and nothing more. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
Mandy: "Surely," (Grim: said I,) "surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;--'Tis the wind and nothing more!"
Grim: Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter. In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore; Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
Mandy: "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," (Grim: I said,) "art sure no craven, Ghastly grim an ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—Tell me what thy lordly name is one the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Grim: Quoth the Raven
Raven: "Nevermore."
Grim: Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly. Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such a name as "Nevermore."
But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing farther than he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—Till I scarcely more than muttered
Mandy: "Other friends have flown before—On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before."
Grim: Then the bird said
Raven: "Nevermore."
Grim: Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
Mandy: "Doubtless," (Grim: said I,) "what it utters is its only stock and store Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore—Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore Of 'Never—Nevermore.'"
Grim: But the Raven still beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself into linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore—What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking "Nevermore."
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er, But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er, She shall press, ah, nevermore!
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
Mandy: "Wretch," (Grim: I cried,) "thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore; Quaff, oh quaff this kind of nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
Grim: Quoth the Raven
Raven: "Nevermore."
Mandy: "Prophet!" (Grim: said I,) "thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!"
Grim: Quoth the Raven
Raven: "Nevermore."
Mandy: "Prophet!" (Grim: said I,) "thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore."
Grim: Quoth the Raven
Raven: "Nevermore."
Mandy: "Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!"
Grim: I shrieked, upstarting—
Mandy: "Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken—quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Grim: Quoth the Raven
Raven: "Nevermore."
Grim: And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted—nevermore!
As soon as the skit ended, the class woke up and clapped their teenage hearts out. Mrs. Gerl cleared her throat, "That was a very good performance but Billy, you didn't do anything."
Billy shook his head. "Nope."
Mrs. Gerl sighed and continued, "It's not just that, but you didn't even act everything out. You just stood up in the middle of class and only spoke the words."
"But that was a part of our assignment challenge." the empath added.
Mrs. Gerl shrugged. "Don't care. You get a B."
"What?!?!" Grim complained.
"That's what I said. You guys get a B."
"But Raven was absent for two days!"
Billy raised his hand. "I think she skipped class."
"I did not skip," Raven argued. "I had...important super heroine stuff to attend to."
Grim slapped his forehead. "That's no fair!!" He took out his sickle and aimed it at Mrs. Gerl. Raven's eye widened and she jumped in between Grim's weapon and the annoying drama teacher. "Don't!"
"Why?"
"We can settle this on more peaceful matters. It is just a B, I mean, who cares?" Raven admitted.
Billy, Mandy, and Grim ganged up on the empath. "We care!"
Raven held her hands up in defeat. "Okay, okay. But we have to do this my way. I have some friends—"
The walking sack of bones interrupted her. "You have friends?"
Raven gave him a death glare. Grim backed away. The telepath breathed in and continued, "They can help us with this pitiful ordeal."
Raven took out her Teen Titans com-link ™ and flipped it open like a flip phone. She punched in several numbers and said three words. "Bring in backup." Soon after the call, the portable door flew open to reveal some people.
"Who are you?!" Mrs. Gerl demanded an answer.
A girl stepped forward and launched herself into a position where one leg was extended forward while the other was bent and her right arm was raised in the air. "Way2beme!"
A boy then jumped forward and landed with his back to way2beme's and he made the same position. "Cloud Strife Omega!"
Next another girl walked forward and stood between the latter two. She stuck both arms up and stood on one leg. "IamnottakingRAVENsname!"
Next a guy with a hood over his head and flaming red eyes jumps forward and gets in the same position as IamnottakingRAVENsname (Raven2). "Dark Goku!"
The four of them held that pose and then shouted, "We're the Author/Authoress Ginyu Force!!" After shouting, the background changed to a colorful orange and yellow swirling around. Everybody in the classroom sweat dropped. Cloud Strife Omega finally whispered, "How long do we have to stay like this?" In response, Dark Goku shrugged. The drama class fell down.
Grim scratched his head. "This is your back up?"
"Yup." Raven responded.
The four people got out of their pose and all approached the drama teacher. "Do you have a problem with giving this innocent young lady and her weird buddies a better grade??" Dark Goku inquired.
Raven2 shook her fist. "Where's the justice?!"
Cloud Strife Omega turned into Evil Cloud and roared, "Give them an A!!!"
Mrs. Gerl backed away but way2beme grabbed her by the collar and repeated Evil Cloud's words. "Give them an A."
Mrs. Gerl swallowed hard and opened her folder. She crossed out the B and replaced the simple letter with an A. "Happy?"
The author/ess clan nodded. "Mission accomplished team." Dark Goku responded.
::Science Class-The Place Filled with Kewl Nerds::Mr. Chobit paced around the room filled with models of planets, chemicals, animal carcasses, posters of alien buddies, pictures of stars, and newspaper clippings of alien sightings that were pasted on the classroom walls. "It is sad that one of our best students has to leave."
"Who is it?" some stupid student asks.
"You."
The kid perked up. "Really?" a smile spread on his face.
"No."
The stupid and now gullible child sunk in his seat.
Mr. Chobit chuckled. "Cyborg will be leaving us today. He will go to a better place."
"You make it sound like I'm going to die." Cyborg joked.
"The principal said that Cyborg can do anything he wants for today since it's Teen Titans day."
Cyborg jumped up out of his chair. "Does that mean that I can blow up the school?!"
"Anything but that."
The android shrugged his massive shoulders. "No problem. Can I go visit my buddies: Robin and Beast boy?"
"Sure."
Cyborg excitedly ran out of the classroom like a little kid who was playing out in traffic. He raced across the school and went to the math class Beast boy and the Boy Wonder were staying in. The metallic titan opened the door to have balloons attack his face. They were having a party in there! "Hey Cy!" Beast boy waved to Cyborg while Robin blew on a noisemaker.
"Hey Cy, does this party hat make my nose look big?" Beast boy questioned.
"Sure BB." Cyborg answered as he walked up to Robin. The vegetarian flared up in anger. 'So not cool.' he thought.
"Hey man, gimme five!" Robin greeted his android friend whilst holding out his hand. Cyborg smacked the leader's hand. "Lemme get a party hat over there." he said before walking away.
"I need tips!" Beast boy shouted. Robin gave him a disturbed look. "Tips for what?"
The changeling smacked his forehead. "For dating!"
Robin laughed. "I thought you didn't need dating tips." Robin ran his fingers through his black locks. "I thought you knew all the moves." he teased.
Beast boy pouted. "Well, not all the moves..."
"How bout we talk about it with Raven later."
"Yeah," Beast boy agreed. "Wait, you can't tell her! I'm supposed to do that!"
"Okay, then do that. It'll work better for you." Robin pat his green friend on the shoulder and chased Cyborg down.
The vegetarian just stood there by himself for awhile and thought. Finally, he just let it go for the moment and continued to party with the others.
The bell suddenly rang out of nowhere and everyone moved to their next classes. Cyborg nervously strolled to Art class, Raven went to Astronomy, Beast boy traveled to the portables to reach Weight Lifting class, Starfire flew to Pathways, and Robin walked to Health.
::Health Class-Where you Watch Disturbing Videos::
Robin peered through the door. June was right there. "Congratulations on your victory with Slade sweetie." she leaned in and kissed Robin on the cheek. Robin flushed into a bright crimson. "I-I-I-T-t-t-hanks!" he stuttered. He definitely was expecting anything but that. Suddenly, he remembered Starfire and looked over his shoulder. All clear. She was not there. Why would she be? 'I'm seriously getting paranoid.'
June grabbed Boy Wonder by the hand. "It's Teen Titans day! Celebrate! The teacher set up party stuff. She thinks you're the best student ever, ya know?"
Robin followed June into the classroom. He absorbed his surroundings. There were balloons touching the ceiling while some confetti flew around the room. Some students danced to the radio's music that was tuned onto Power 96 (the class is filled with Rapper kids...not like I have I problem with them. Really! I get along with everybody.). The students would whine and complain when it would go to commercial, which was like after every two songs. What joy...
Even Mrs. Schlovaski was dancing around, but she soon stopped when the students started cheering her on. June smiled from ear to ear. "Come on Robin. Let's dance." Robin pulled at his collar. "Uh, yeah." He felt bad dancing with June since he actually had feelings for Starfire, but he was a guy and he did go crazy for pretty girls. June just had to be pretty, didn't she?
::Art Class-Best Class Ever::
(Can't help it. I love to draw.)
Cyborg looked around the simple art classroom. Paints, paints, more, paints, did I mention paints? Mr. Flora certainly loved his paints. But what he loved more than paint was Cyborg. Cyborg coward in fear on the thought of Mr. Flora thinking of him attractedly. He would get shivers up his robotic spine. Mr. Flora sat at his desk, looking at Cyborg. "What do you want to do?" he asked.
Cyborg twiddled his thumbs. "Can I go to room 147?"
Mr. Flora arched an eyebrow. The Goth boys danced around their clay alter of Raven or The Almighty Hot Goddess from the Flames, as they would call her. "You do not want to stay with me?" the art teacher asked.
Cyborg's eye shifted this way and that. "No."
Mr. Flora looked hurt. The Goth boys started fighting over which body part they get to take home.
Cyborg kinda felt bad for the teacher, so he walked up to Mr. Flora's desk and put a hand on his shoulder. "Don't worry, man. There are other guys out there. The ocean is huge! You just have to search for the right fish." the metallic metahuman smiled and left the classroom. The Gothic boys began to dance around The Almighty Hot Goddess from the Flames and sung Silver and Cold from AFI.
Cyborg walked to room 147 to hang out with Robin, his Boy Wonder birdie...I mean Boy Wonder buddy.
::Pathways-Choose your Career and Future::
Starfire and Allison chatted throughout the movie the class watched. "I did not ever ponder about what sort of chaos would happen to arise if fathers made a care for daying." Stafire innocently commented on the movie Daddy Daycare. Allison nodded. "Yeah, but it's called 'Day Care' Star. But I agree with you. It's so hard to find men who are willing to care for children and do a good job of it. Maybe you should prepare Robin for that type of responsibility." she smiled.
Starfire gasped and blushed a deep red. Allison noticed and giggled. "Well, you do like him..."
Starfire giggled sheepishly in response to her cool blonde friend.
"What other Titan couples are there?" Allison was curious. She was the type of person who was into a lot of romance. It took awhile for the question to register in Starfire's head. "What ever do you mean, Allison?"
The blonde Rapper chick sighed. "You and Robin like each other. So who else likes who on your team? There's Raven, Beast boy, and Cyborg."
"Oh! Cyborg already has a girlfriend. Her name is Sarah," her smile faded. "Though I'm not too sure on how they met. I suppose that our dear Cyborg must have met her at the place of trees and where picnics are held often."
"You mean the park?"
Starfire jumped up and yelled, "Yes!!" The kids in class turned around and shushed the Tamaranean. "Sorry." she apologized.
"That leaves Beast boy and Raven." a wickedly mischievous smile spread across Allison's face.
"Yes but, Beast boy flashes smiles at all the other girls and I once saw Raven having liking for Aqualad and this other boy. I'm certain that Raven said his name was Goth (the Gothic dude from sisters and also in Teen Titans GO! # 4). Beast boy also once had liking for a girl named Terra, but I don't really feel like getting into detail over what tragedy had occurred." Starfire made a sad face over thinking about Terra (hate Terra!!). Allison noticed and put her arm around Starfire. "Hey, its alright. But you know, it would be cute to see Beast boy and Raven get together."
::Astronomy-Oooh Spaceships::
"You have got to be kidding me." the Empath crossed her arms. Her teacher looked her in the eyes, pleadingly. "Please, Raven! You have to stay! You're a genius!!"
The whole class watched from their seats.
"Nope." Raven answered. "I will not, and I repeat, will not stay another day at this crazy school just so you can put me up for some Astronomy Bee against other schools. I do not involve myself in such pointless competition."
Mr. Astrinominoff got on his knees and begged. "If you compete, our school will win for sure!"
Raven raised an eyebrow from the darkness of her hood. "Now you're sounding like Robin. He always wants to compete and win with something."
(Flashback)
Robin was on his knees. "Come on Raven, you're the only one who could do it. Your skills with the drums will be the best ever!!"
Raven crossed her arms and looked away from her leader. "No Robin, I will not join your band." Robin whimpered, "But, if you join, our band will be so good, then we'll win Battle of the Bands for sure!" he pleaded.
Raven kneeled herself down to Robin's position and looked him straight in the eyes. "...No." She then got up and walked to her room, leaving Robin out laying on the cold floor of the Tower; crushed.
(End Flashback)
"Forget it, silly human. I will not do it."
Mr. Astrinominoff sighed. "Goodbye Astronomy Bee trophy..."
::Weightlifting Class-Get Muscles::
Beast boy lifted twenty pounds with each arm. "Whew! This...is tough...work! Maybe more...girls will start...to like me once...I have well-defined...muscles!" He put the weight down and took a breather. 'Whew. I wonder if I won't be needing a mo-ped anymore for female attraction. Maybe I'll get it anyway for an extra plus.' The changeling inwardly giggled. He turned to one of the kids in his class. "Hey Tom!" Tom turned around. "What?"
Beast boy scratched the back of his sweaty head. "Could you help me with the bench pressing?"
Beast boy tried at lifting fifty pounds. He really wanted to have muscles as fit as Robin's. Right now, he was doing really good. He ate pretty healthy since he ate no meat and had plenty of soy products which held lots of protein. His muscles were forming pretty fast. When school's over, he'll work out in the gym at home every single stinkin' day. 'Then maybe I'll get stronger than Robin! Or even Cyborg!!' he laughed at his fantasy. In his little daydream, he pictured himself whacking the daylights out of a Cyborg and a Robin punching bag. Then girl surround him to watch him flex his muscles. Even Starfire woos at him! But Raven shies away from the crowd. Beast boy sighed, 'Even in my daydreams she still avoids me!' He was now determined to continue lifting but he was getting tired so he had to stop.
The shapeshifter walked over to his water bottle and practically chugged it down until it was all gone. 'Oops.' Beast boy looked for his chubby and unfit teacher. "Mr. Bicep. Can I fill up my water bottle?"
Mr. Bicep gave him a dirty look. "What do I look like, your mother?! Don't ask me, just go!"
Beast boy frowned. He turned to leave and remembered that it was his last day. He shouldn't let anyone bring him down. The green teen lowered his eyebrows and turned around to face his teacher. His angry face became a cheerful one as he joked, "Okay, see ya later ya old fart!" Then he merrily walked out of the portable.
Mr. Bicep just stared. "What!?!?! Old fart?!" He ran out after the green elf. "Hey trouble-maker! You looking for a piece of me?! How dare you call me an old fart!"
Beast boy laughed. "Old fart, old fart, old fart, old fart!" he repeated. Mr. Bicep covered his ears. "Stop it!!" Beast boy wouldn't listen. He just kept on repeating it in sing-song. The beer-bellied bozo got angry enough to charge at Beast boy like a mad bull. Beast boy easily dodged the spur of anger and laughed. Mr. Becip shoved his baseball cap over his head and charged at the elf again. Once again Beast boy dodged by transforming into a squirrel and hopping on the teacher's head.
"Arrgh! Get offa me!!" he screamed as he tried to catch the fuzzy green squirrel. Beast boy laughed again, turned into a hawk, and flew away while Mr. Bicep stared dumbfoundedly at the sky.
Beast boy finally merged back into his regular form and walked to a water fountain. He avoided the gum that was stuck on the fountain and filled his bottle. 'I know I won't be able to go back to class now. Should of thought of the consequences sooner. Oh well, maybe I can have some fun on campus.' He searched around after filling the bottle to see what he could do. There was the library. 'Maybe they have comics. Or maybe I can goof off on the computer.' He smiled at the idea of having some fun playing games on the computer, so he went inside the library. It was really quiet. He walked up to the fish tank and observed the variety of fish. One of the fish there looked just like a small piranha. 'I'll name you Piranha.' he thought before walking to the computer.
He sat down in the chair and decided to see what was on the internet. Suddenly, at thought came to his mind. 'I wonder what people are writing about the Teen Titans.' He went to Google.com to search and typed in "Teen Titan fanfiction." After the search was made, he clicked on some of the results and arrives at Fanfiction.net. 'Cool.' Beast boy looked for the Teen Titans section. The first story he found on the list was a story called SCHOOL WOES! 'Teen Titans go to school? Who the hell would write a stupid story like that?!' He then took a look at some other stories. 'Knockin' on Raven's door, Bring me to Life, Forbidden, these all seem like cool stories. Let's see what kind of humor stories they have here.' Beast boy searched for Humor of all ratings. 'Hmm, War on Gotham CityPart 3: Revenge is Sweet! This sounds like an awesome story! I wanna read it, but I have to read the first two parts. What else do we have? Beast boy's Twin. I have a twin? Since when? Guilt...No, I don't wanna get into a fight with Raven! Oh wait, it's just a story. Behind the Scenes of Teen Titans,' Beast boy's face fell. 'Do they know what really goes on in the tower? Ooh creepy. I had a feeling that I was being spied on!' Beast boy sees a story called Totally Blonde, reads the summary and cracks up. People turn around and shush him. "Yeah well, you too."
"Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhh!!!!"
"Okay, geez!"
'Raven turning blonde, now THAT'S funny. Spark Storm 2. Insane sequel to Spark Storm. There are so many cool stories that I just have to read. Hmm, how bout I start on some romance fiction.' Beast boy searched for the Teen Titan romance stories until he found one to his liking. He found one called Maybe, Just Maybe and read it. After he was done, a big goofy smile shone on his face. 'I like this website.' Then he continued to read more until the bell rang. He looked sad as he had to leave his computer to go to the next class. 'I will read during the summer and will read with delight!' he declared in his mind.
Beast boy left the library and moved on to lunch. His green, well-shaped stomach growled with hunger. The vegetarian shapeshifter rubbed his tummy to possibly comfort it as he moved on to the lunch room or cafeteria (which ever you prefer to call it). While walking, the young green superhero could sense a strange presence. It was behind him so he whirled around and saw Raven.
"What?" she spat.
"Nothin'" Beast boy innocently responded. Starfire along with Allison came to greet the two. "Too bad I won't be seeing you guys anymore." Allison responded. "Not until summer anyway."
"That's my home girl!" Starfire shouted as she put her arm around the blonde girl and high-fived her hand. Beast boy and Raven just stared on with wide eyes (O.O). Robin, June, and Cyborg came up shortly afterward. Starfire shot June an evil look while June returned the face. Robin separated both of them by putting his arms around the both of them while muttering something about feeling like a pimp. Allison walked by Starfire's side trying to calm her down until the Tamaranean agreed to avoid eye contact from June. The seven of them walked together to the cafeteria. June insisted on paying for the pizza, but Robin wouldn't have it. "I'm paying!" he declared. Starfire jumped in. "I will be happy to pay if that is what you wish Robin." Robin smiled. "No Star. I'll be happy to pay." Starfire squealed after having Robin caress her cheek. June saw this and growled. From a distance, Beast boy, Raven, Allison, and Cyborg watched Robin and the two Robin Lovers in a frenzy over the Boy Wonder who just wanted to buy pizza.
Beast boy crossed his arms over his chest. "Pointless..."
Raven was already in the same position. "Lame..."
Beast boy turned his head to Raven's who was watching the three fight from afar. "Want me to but you pizza? The box won't have enough for all of us."
Purple eyes gazed over to the green comedian. Raven shrugged. "Fine. I'm getting dizzy watching these lunatics fight over a pathetic box of pizza and an even more pitiful leader." Beast boy laughed at Raven's "joke". He offered his hand while Raven just looked at it, confused and brushed past him. Beast boy followed.
Cyborg frowned. "Why didn't he offer us any pizza?"
Allison rolled her eyes. "You are blind," little hearts appeared in her eyes. "Can't you see he's trying to impress her?"
"No. All I see is two teenage girls fighting over one boy wonder and a big crowd of kids just looking at them."
"Whatever."
After the chaos, the Titans and their friends ate some pizza and talked about what happened in class. They had such a good time chatting with each other that they almost forgot to notice that the bell rang and it was on to third period. Robin, Cyborg, and Beast boy each went to Pathways while the girls of the group went to Spanish.
::Pathways Class-Again::
"Today, Robin, Cyborg, and Beast bob—""It's Beast boy!" Beast boy called out.
"Whatever," Mrs. Geyerg continued. "They get to choose what to do today. Last period, Starfire chose to watch a movie. I only have several movies like: Daddy Daycare which is what Starfire chose to watch, Business Made Fun and Easy, How to Get Your Ideal Career, and one of my favorites, Monsters of the Workplace: Learn to Get Along with Your Boss. So boys, what'll it be?"
Hard decision. "Titans, huddle!" Robin ordered. The android and shapeshifter nodded and huddled with the masked teen. Whispers were heard from the group of boys. They all finished their decision with the word, "DONE!"
Mrs. Geyerg smiled. "So what is your decision?"
Robin cleared his throat. "Beast boy, Cyborg, and I have decided to go visit Starfire and Raven while all of you watch a boring movie! You guys get to watch Business Made Fun and Easy! Okay? Okay. See ya guys!" Robin waved and walked out the classroom door while Beast boy and Cyborg followed. The door slammed and the class just stared at the door in disbelief.
"Take us with you!!" the class screamed to no one in particular.
"That was the easiest decision ever!" Beast boy laughed.
"Oh, but those kids must be pissed by now. Well, since we ditched them and all." Cyborg added.
Robin nodded. "True, but they deserved it for asking—no—for demanding all those autographs on the first day."
"True dat, true dat." Beast boy joked.
Cyborg stopped walking. "Uh, isn't Spanish class this way?" he asked, pointing to his left. Robin and Beast boy exchanged glances and at the same time they said, "No it's that way!" with Robin pointing right and Beast boy pointing up. A sweat drop ran down all of their heads. "Guys," Cyborg began. "I think we're lost."
Beast boy smacked his head. "Now what?"
An exclamation appeared on top of Robin's head. Beast boy and Cyborg stared at it in all its radiance. "Dude," Beast boy said, pointing to the mark of excitement. "That's no fair. I wish I had something like that appear above my head everytime I thought of something cool."
A grin spread across the masked leader's face. "I've got it! I'll just use my comlink ™ and call one of the girls to tell me where the room is." He took out the Teen Titan comlink and pushed a button.
::Spanish Class-Me Gusta Español::
The class laughed once more as the Mrs. Señora tripped over a marker.
"Thank you Mrs. Señora. You have now proved your test and you will not be sacrificed to the Mayan gods." Raven read off her script.
Mrs. Señora bowed. "I'm am glad to be serving you."
Starfire looked at her script. English was easier to speak than to read. "Un-for-tunately, young Thomas will have to be sa-cri-fi-ced to our Ma-yan gods since he has failed our test. Be gone with you Thomas!" Starfire made a gesture of shooing something away. The class clapped.
"Okay, that is when the curtains go down and the play ends." Mrs. Señora collects the scripts from everybody. "Thank you all for helping me out with my play. I appreciate it. Now since you have finished helping me, you can do whatever you want."
"The play was quite enjoyable to rehearse Mrs. Señora." Starfire complemented as she handed her teacher the script.
Raven rested her hands behind her head. "Yeah, but why did you want us to rehearse that anyway?"
"I wanted to see what reaction it would give the audience, so I used you guys for that. Plus I thought it would be entertaining and educational for all of you. I now know that the play next week will be successful."
Raven nodded. "Makes sense." Mrs. Señora collected Raven's script and walked back to her desk. Raven closed her eyes while resting her head on Starfire's desk (which is right behind her's).
"Raven," Starfire began.
"Hm?"
"Why is it that you keep your hood on all the time?"
Raven yawned. "We're in a public area. I don't want anyone to see my face. At least I put it down at home. No big deal."
Starfire was about to get into a speech on why Raven should wear her hood down but she was interrupted by her beeping comlink. It beeped the Teen Titan theme. She picked it up and answered while kids gawked and made comments over how cool it was. "Starfire speaking. Who is this?"
"Robin."
Starfire smiled and blushed. "Oh hi Robin! Why is it that you are to be calling me?"
"Um, the guys and I wanted to go to your Spanish class to see you and Raven but...Beast boy kinda got us lost—" A background argument was heard between Beast boy and the Boy Wonder. "What?! You got us in the wrong direction!" the changeling screamed. Robin cleared his throat and continued talking on the comlink. "Can you be a sweetheart and tell us what the room number is?"
Starfire's face flushed red after hearing Robin call her a 'sweetheart'. "I am certain that the room is number 208."
"Thank you Starfire! We'll be over quickly." With that, he hung up. Starfire squealed. "Raven, the boys are to be seeing us."
Raven only responded by moaning, "Mmhmmm." Sleep was taking her to its dream land. Starfire inwardly giggled and extended her hand forward. She gently grasped the hood and begun to slide it off of the sleeping telepath's head. She was almost successful until and hand grabbed onto her wrist and held on tightly. It was Raven's. She woke up and looked up at Starfire with her sparkling amethyst eyes. "Don't even try."
Starfire grinned and released the hood. "Come on dear Raven. It is not that bad." Raven stood up from her seat and glared at Starfire. "No." The red-head alien hung her head low whilst the hooded alien (she's not of earth either) rolled her eyes. The door barged open as three familiar boys stampeded through. "Hi!" they chanted. Starfire stood from her seat in glee, clapping her hands and bouncing. Raven stood there like before in her famous crossed arms position.
"Nice to see you boys." Mrs. Señora greeted.
Robin nodded. "Igualmente." Mrs. Señora chuckled. "I didn't know that you knew Spanish, Robin."
Robin smirked. "I know a little from Batman."
"Showoff..."Beast boy mumbled. "And he gets all the girls." whispered Cyborg. They both sighed.
Spanish class turned out fun for the Teen Titans. They drew funny pictures on the board, threw paper airplanes at each other (Raven got hit on the head with one, so she blew it up and scared everyone in the process), they talked, the guys signed autographs from some fan girls and even the Author/ess Ginyu Force arrived. Sadly, the bell eventually rang and everyone went their separate ways again. The Author/ess Ginyu Force followed Raven to Gym class because they all wanted to pick on the Gym teacher, Mrs. Woodenburg. Starfire and Cyborg went to Algebra Class together, Robin traveled to Science, and Beast boy was stuck in English class.
::Algebra-Yawn::
Mr. Tanaku put on one of his biggest smiles. "Cyborg, Starfire, what would you two like to do?"Cyborg and Starfire exchanged glances, shrugging their shoulders at the same time. "Let us learn some math?" Starfire suggested. Cyborg flipped out. "What?! No way!"
"The easy problems? Like 1plus1=2?"
"Um, okay!" the android beamed.
Mr. Tanaku walked up to the board. "Okay class, thanks to the suggestions of Cyborg and Starfire, we will be going back in time to kindergarten." The class cheered. Mr. Tanaku cleared his throat like any other proper man. "Yes, well we'll start with the simple equations. 1plus1=?"
A black haired kid with spiky hair and a Good Charlotte shirt with dark green cargo pants raised his hand. "1plus1=One on a Bun!"
The class laughed again as Mr. Tanaku shook his head and muttered, "I suppose we'll have to travel into pre-school then."
Starfire laughed too and then whispered to Cyborg, "I don't get it." The metallic robot cocked an eyebrow. "Then why are you laughing?" Starfire smiled and shrugged.
"Alright class, if 2plus2=4, then 4plus4=?"
"Eight." the class yawned.
"Very good!" Mr. Tanaku clapped. "I think I should actually start teaching kindergarten!"
::Science-Oooh...chemicals::
The class watched as the spaceship came down and green men with huge heads came out of the spaceships. The girls screamed while the guys all said, "Cool!"Everyone was watching one of Mr. Chobit's alien movies called, They Attack From Outer Space. Robin has already seen this movie, but Beast boy interrupted it when he tried to scare everybody (Teen Titans GO! #2). In the movie, a girl just got lost in the woods. She was looking for a way out. "Hello?" She heard a noise and began to wonder if she was really alone. It was too dark to see anything. The moon was whole, but the thick tree leaves prevented the moon's generous light to shine through. The girl whimpered in fear and leaned against a tree. Behind her, two arms that resembled octopus legs reached out for the innocent little girl.
The students moved around in their seats. The room was dark and eerie; perfect for watching horror flicks. Some of the girls whimpered. Robin just watched the flick and wished he had a soft couch, some root beer, a couple of close friends, and a Starfire to watch the movie with. He yawned.
The little girl screamed when she felt something touch her. She swiftly moved away from the tree and caught a sudden glimpse of what had touched her shoulder. "They attack from Outer Space!!" she screamed while turning away to run. She ran through the forest's thick brush and the alien chased her down.
The girls in the classroom kept on saying, "No, don't let it get her."
The little blonde girl ran and ran, trying to escape the extraterrestrial. She panted as she ran until something blocked her way. Another alien! The screen of the TV then showed the outside of the forest and a high-pitched scream was heard coming from it. Soon, the sun came up and a man who looked like an investigator walked through the same exact part of the forest where the scream had come from the day before. A camera man followed behind him. "So John, this the place?"
The investigator took the toothpick from out of his mouth. "Yes, this sure is the place. Aliens are among us, Bob. Aliens are among us..."
The Science class continued to watch the rest of the haunting, thrilling, and exciting movie.::English-Place to Learn About Shakespeare::
Beast boy wanted to do something different. Then a clever idea came to his head. He's going to teach for the day, so he asked Ms. Spell if he could perform a spelling test full of bad and crude words. Her answer was...
"No."
"What?! Why? It's ma last day of school!" Beast boy pleaded.
Ms. Spell shook her finger. "It still has to be school appropriate."
The shapeshifter sighed. "Fine. How about a spelling test about funny words."
"As long as they are appropriate."
Beast boy did a funky dance and sang, "Go Beast boy! You're the teacher! Of today! WooHoo!!" After his dance step, everyone looked at him funny.
Beast boy cleared his throat. "Okay, take out one sheet of papar!"
One of the kids raised his hand. "Don't you mean, "paper"?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever kid. Just take out a sheet okay? I don't have all day for crying out loud." he waved his hand in a shooing manner.
Everyone got out a sheet of paper. "The first word is Un-der-pants." he said, trying to pronounce every syllable. Some perverts in the class giggled a bit. "Next word! Fart." He waited a few moments for his "students" to finish writing down the words. "Number three is Poo." Beast boy inwardly laughed. 'This is too rich.' he thought. "Next one, Butt." He waited a little more. "Last one, because I don't feel like thinking anymore is Arm-pit!" After everyone was done he collected the papers. Some kids spelled all the words wrong on purpose.
"Next," he folded his arms behind his back like any "gentleman" while speaking. "I will give you a brief summary on the whole story of Romeo and Juliet so you don't have to read it in class. The class gave their attention. "Okay, well it all starts off when these dudes are trying to make mischief or something and they bite their thumb at these guys and start a fight. Biting of the thumb back then, was an equivalent of flicking someone off today. So anyway, they start some big fight between the Montagues and the Capulets and this guy whose related to Romeo, named Benvolio runs up to the fighting people and tells them to stop fighting. Then the cousin of Juliet, Tybalt arrives and fights Benvolio. Finally the Prince Paris comes and tells the crowd that if one more person steps into the fight, that they'll be killed. In some other place or something, after the fight is split up, Benvolio and his friend Mercutio see Romeo who looks depressed because he can't get this chick named Rosaline to like him. So Mercutio says that their will be a party at the Capulet's place and that Romeo could go there to look at other girls and keep his mind off of Rosaline. Romeo agrees to go and when he does, he sees Rosaline, but then he also notices Juliet and falls in love with her. So, to make a long story short, they get married, Tybalt kills Mercutio, Romeo kills Tybalt, Romeo is exiled out of Verona, Juliet's parents want her to marry the prince since they don't know that she's already married Romeo, Juliet drinks some potion that makes her appear dead so she doesn't have to marry the prince, Romeo thinks she's dead, the prince tries to kill Romeo, but Romeo kills the prince, then Romeo sees Juliet and thinks she's dead when she's just sleeping, so he drinks poison and dies, then Juliet awakens and sees that Romeo is dead, so she stabs herself with his dagger, and in conclusion, the Montagues and the Capulets live peaceful lives together. The End." (I know, that part was boring but I was trying to add up space and make the story long)
The class stared blankly at Beast boy. "I bet you're all wondering how I know the story of Romeo and Juliet right?"
The class nods.
"Well, I stole a Shakespeare book from Raven's room because if I read stuff, I thought it would give me something to talk about with her. Anyway, who wants to watch a movie?" The class yawns and says, "Whatever."
Beast boy shrugs his shoulders. "Does that mean that I'm a good teacher?"
No response. Beast boy sighs and pops the video in. The class all watched Bruce Almighty and Ms. Spell wakes up when she hears a swear word but starts laughing from seeing the face of Jim Carrey.
::Gym Class-Hell For People Who Hate the Sun::
"...75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80!" Mrs. Woodenburg fell flat on her face. Evil Cloud whipped her in the face with towel and barked, "You have to go up to one hundred push-ups!!" Mrs. Woodenburg's face was sweating like crazy.
Raven leaned over to the suffering teacher. "Will you promise not to make me look like a fool anymore?" The heavy Gym teacher nodded. "Good," Raven smirked. "I'm glad that we could come to some sort of agreement. Now, get up so that the Author/ess Ginyu Force can play dodgeball with you."
Mrs. Woodenburg struggled up.
Dark Goku put a hand on the telepath's shoulder. "What about you, Raven?"
"I'll be referee."
Dark Goku shrugged his shoulders. "Okay, suit yourself. Whenever you want to jump in the game, just tell us." He turned his head over to one of the girls. "Hey, way2beme!"
Way2beme walked over to Dark Goku. "Yeah? Whaddyou want?"
Dark Goku stood up and handed way2beme a red dodge ball. "You can be first to serve."
Way2beme beamed. "Thanks." She turned around to face Mrs. Woodenburg who was up against the wall thanks to Raven2 and Cloud Strife Omega. "Here goes nothing!" She tossed the ball and Mrs. Woodenburg just barely dodged it. The ball bounced back and way2beme gave the ball to Raven2.
"This is for picking on Raven!" Raven2 screamed, hurling the ball at the exhausted Gym teacher. It actually hit her leg this time and bounced back to Cloud Strife Omega.
Cloud cackled, "Eat this you fat lady!" The ball hit the sunglasses off of her face and she stumbled back to get them off the ground.
Now it was Dark Goku's turn. He put the ball between his two hands and moved his arms back while chanting, "Ka...Me...Ha...Me..." He moved his arms foreword and the ball launched toward Mrs. Woodenburg in a ball of light as Dark Goku screamed, "HA!!!"
The smoke cleared to show a hole in the wall. Sadly, Mrs. Woodenburg dodged that shot by a mile. Who could blame her?
The ball rolled back to way2beme.
"Try again." Raven2 suggested.
Way2beme nodded and aimed carefully. She shot the ball forward and WHAM! it made contact at her stomach. She kneeled over in pain.
"I thought that wouldn't hurt her since she had so much fat there!" way2beme giggled.
"My turn." Raven chanted but was cut short when Dark Goku said, "I thought you didn't want to play."
Raven imitated him. "I thought you said I could join in when I wanted to."
Dark Goku shrugged. "Okay."
"Azarath..." A whole tray of dodge balls glowed with a black aura. "Metrion..." The balls began to fly upward in the sky. "Zinthos!" All the kickballs flew at Mrs. Wodenburg. The now pitiful Gym teacher curled up into a ball to prevent pain from all the dodge balls flying at her and she kept making sounds like, "Oof!"
The Author/ess Ginyu Force laughed while Raven just nodded. Finally the bell rang. School was now over and the Teen Titans were free. Raven almost ran ahead but remembered her author/ess buddies and turned around. "Come on. What are you all standing there for?" The Author/ess Ginyu Force smiled and followed Raven. They eventually met up with the others who all had something to say. The Teen Titans were about to leave but the one and only Principal Slogan stopped them in their tracks. "Congratulations once again, Teen Titans. You have made our school fun and a happy place! We prepared a surprise for you before you leave. If you don't mind, please step out to the front of the school where you'll find your Teen Titans float that we'll drive around the city!"
The remaining students cheered for the Teen Titans and one familiar Goth came up to Raven.
"Congratulations, Raven." he smiled and shook her hand.
Raven's eyes opened wide. "Goth?!?! What are you doing here? I—" Raven suddenly remembered to keep her cool. "Um, I didn't know that you went to this school."
Goth kept eye contact with her and was still unknowingly shaking her hand. "I've seen you here from before in the hallways but I never got a chance to say hi. Maybe we can uh...hang out during the summer or something. I know summer's a long wait, but I'm gonna be busy at school so I won't be able to visit until then...if that's cool with you."
Raven paid no attention that a certain green eyed girl was calling her name. "Uh...sure. We'll h-hang out." Did she just stutter? "Oh, and sorry about the last date we had." she whispered (This all happened on Teen Titans GO! #4).
"No problem. I'll see you during the summer." He was about to leave until Raven grabbed him by the wrist.
"Maybe you can go with us on the float. I already have some friends going with me."
"Cool. Alright." Goth followed Raven.
More of the Goth boys swam through the crowd. "Raven! Don't leave us!" Raven looked at them. Goth looked jealous.
"Bye." Raven waved and stepped on the float with Goth and The Author/ess Ginyu Force.
Principal Slogan hopped in the driver's seat of the float and began to drive. Confetti and balloons flew everywhere as the Teen Titans waved goodbye to the Gotham City High School. As they drove through the city, people crowded around the streets and waved. Little kids jumped up and down gaily while holding up action figures of their favorite Titans. Robin and Starfire waved at the crowds together while they held hands. Beast boy jumped around like a fool to make people laugh and changed into different animals. When he turned into a hippo, everyone threatened to throw him off if he changed into a heavy animal again. Cyborg showed off his metallic body by making cool fighting poses. He also smiled at the ladies. Raven finally took her hood off and tried to hide her smile, but that wouldn't work too much. She'd hate to admit it, but she was actually excited. Still, she acted cool and a bit gloomy as did Goth. They waved to the crowd a bit. The Author/ess Ginyu Force were the only ones sitting down on the float and eating lots and lots of candy. Dark Goku would often give people dirty looks, Cloud Strife Omega kept on screaming the word, "INSANITY!!", Raven2 smiled and laughed a lot (which was unusual for her), and way2beme was always in hysterical laughter and waved at the crowds of people a lot.
Everyone had a good time. Especially the Teen Titans. At first, the battle between school was hard, but they took it down. They chewed it up and spit it out. They were victorious against the school—their greatest enemy, so now nothing can bring them down. That is the true victory. And they could never be happier.
THE END
June chased the Teen Titan parade float. "Robin? Robin! Come baaaaaaaaccckkkk!!!!"
FINALLY!! It is OVER!! I know, the chapter was very long but I did that so you could enjoy the finale. I mean, It's the LAST CHAPTER people!! Aren't you glad it's done?? I'd like to give thanks to ALL of my wonderful reviewers. I LUV YOU GUYS!! I couldn't have completed this story without any of you. Yes, I even thank Queen Tigris because she gave me the motivation to show people what I can really do. Now for the important author's note.
IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm glad all of you have enjoyed reading the last chapter of SCHOOL WOES! But I have one last SPECIAL chapter for this story. What is it? It's an award show and I need LOTS of participation between you guys. So in your review, do the following:
ONE) Ask some questions for ANY of the characters that were in this story. You can ask more than one question, just make sure that it is appropriate for the rating.
TWO) Tell me what your favorite parts of the whole entire story was. You can put more than one and to make it easier for me, divide it up in chapters.
THREE) Next, vote for who gets the favorite character trophy. It can be any character. Even the made up ones but they have to be in this story.
FOUR) Vote for who gets the least favorite character trophy. (same as above)
FIVE) Vote for the most changed titan from school experiences. With this one, it can only be ONE of the Teen Titans.
SIX) Next, vote for which Titan has the best smile. (Teen Titans only)
SEVEN) Vote for most pathetic character. (any character)
EIGHT) Most tortured character. (Any character)
NINE) Favorite villain. (Any of the Villains)
TEN) Least favorite villain. (same as above)
ELEVEN) Vote for your Favorite Chapter and your Least favorite Chapter.
TWELVE) Vote for which Teen Titan has the best eyes. (Titans only)
THIRTEEN) Which has the best hair. (Titans and Villains only)
FORTEEN) Most annoying character. (Any character in the story)
FIFTEEN) Last but not least, Tell me what you'll be wearing and what you will be eating at the award show. (Yes, you HAVE to wear clothes)
Here's an example:
Question: June, why do you always chase Robin around? Starfire, why don't you kill June?
Fav. part of story: Chapter 6-When Jinx and Raven get into a fight
Fav. Character: Beast boy
Least Fav.: Terra (Yes, she was included in the story. She was in chapter seven)
Most Changed Titan: Raven
Best Smile: Beast boy
Most Pathetic: Slade
Most tortured: Raven
Favorite Villain: Slade
Least Fav. Villain: Mammoth
Fav. Chapter: Chapter 11
Least Fav Chap.: Chapter 1
Best Titan eyes: Robin
Best Hair: Starfire
Most annoying: June
What I'll be wearing: Black sleeveless dress with black high-heels.
What I'll be eating: Nothing because I'm hosting the show.
(The example was just a random choosing.)
So please vote for the above. I'm counting on all of you. And I know how you all want to know what the sequel is...well, if you do this favor for me, I'll present a preview of it in the next special chapter. Thanks again everybody! SeeYA!!!
Teen Titans: BYE!!