Harry Potter and the rubber fish. (Book 6) One day Harry Potter was drinking tea in the living room when he decided to write to Sirius but wait there, he can't Sirius was dead he remembered now and started to cry like a little girl. Then Dumbledore who looked remarkably like the old guy out of Jurassic park walked in and gave Harry a pink handkerchief and told him not to water plants and left. Ron came in and was wearing a purple tank top and pink Tutu and big black boots. Harry said "what are you wearing". Ron said "I'd thought I would dress like Ginny to day.". "Oh ok"said Harry who was wearing blue hot pants and a yellow boob tube. "What about you" said Ron? "Oh I want to dress like Professor Dumbledore to day." replied Harry. "Oh great. Well do you want to go find Hermione and kill sum bad guys?" Ron said. So they found Hermione. Who was sun bathing in the middle of the kitchen table on a rainy day? Hermione said "do you wanna go kill some bad guys." Ron said "you copied me I hate you." Harry started to yell as he wanted to be the centre off attention. Hermione stopped suddenly. Voldemort walked into the room Harry reached for his wand but pulled out his (No not that) Tent pole and Voldemort pulled out his rubber fish they began to fight. Harry had one by a leg. He went home. THE END