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starships, sonic showers, etc. THEY DO NOT BELONG TO ME!
Where Did Everybody Go?
Janeway: It's a magnifying glass!
Bridge Crew: NOOOOOOOO!!!
The giant weapon moves into position between Voyager, and a star. The glass starts to focus of Voyagers toiletry facilities.
Harry: Captain, deck breach in progress of level X!
Everyone: LEVEL X????
Janeway: .. The toilet waste storage.
Brownish-greenish gloop splashes out of Voyager and covers the other ship, causing it to instantly disintegrate. The mass then moves on, out of sight.
Janeway: . Well, now we know that Tuvok had some laxatives in his medicine!
Tuvok: Ouchy!
Janeway: Now, that's done with. Janeway to the Doctor! We have proof that Tuvoks medicine was tampered with!
.....
Janeway: Doctor?
....
Janeway: He must be singing again, and can't hear me..
Sick Bay
A red shirt enters the sick bay, which has its lights off.
Red Shirt: Now, before you say I-... Hello?
Console: -Beep!-
Red Shirt: Huh? What's thi-
Bridge
Janeway: Tuvok! Go down and get the doctor to give you your medicine again!
Tuvok: Awwwww. Mean man!
Janeway: You want a whippin' boy?
Tuvok: Yikes! -Scampers off-
Tom: Way to tell him off ma'am!
Janeway: Back to your station!
Turbolift
Tuvok: Mr. Puter! Doctors house!
Computer: Command not recognized
Tuvok: Mr. Puter? Doctors house!
Computer: Command not recognized
Tuvok: Don't be mean! Barney doesn't like it when we're mean!
Captains Quarters
Janeway: Ahhh. -Sips a cup of coffee out of her "Voyager Navigation Team" mug-
Janeway: Nothing like a big mug of coffee after a stressful day! It makes me se relaxed. It makes me feel. So. Tired. SNNNNXXXXXX!
Janeway: SNNNNXXXXXXX!
Janeway: SNNNNXXXXXXX!
Computer: Captain, report to the bridge
Janeway: SNNX- Huh? What?
Computer: Captain, report to the bridge
Janeway: Right, right. -Shoots it with her phaser pistol-
Computer: Zuurgghhh. Slaammooo. Urruucckkk..
Janeway: Heck, it sure beats listening to those annoying 'Ocean Waves' sounds!
Bridge
Harry: She isn't answering my hails. Something must be wrong! I'm going down there to check it out.
Red Shirt: Harry, remember what happened last time you left your post?
Harry: I... Died.. So what?
Red Shirt: We don't want you to die too many times, let me go.
Harry: But I am immortal, so I should do it!
Red Shirt: Nonsense! Let me go!
Harry: No, my brave ensign you shalt not go!
Red Shirt: Whats going to stop me?
Red Shirts console explodes, and he falls over dead
Harry: -Sigh- Looks like I'll have to make a few more red shirts on the replicator.
Harry walks over to the turbolift
Harry: Computer, docking bay of unlimited resources!
Computer: -Sounding annoyed- Affirmative, wimp!
Harry: -Snivel-
Docking bay of unlimited resources, which happens to be Seven's regeneration chamber.
Harry: Hello Seven.
Seven: Yo-yo-yo! What is UP my dog?
Harry: Uh.. Seven? This isn't another one of the doctors social training methods is it?
Sven: Yo-yo-yo, my dog! I, like, downloaded a buncha info from to computo, and now its telling me what to do o!
Harry: -Sigh- Why can't you stay out of the computer Seven?
Seven: Yo-yo-yo! You gonna' help me out of this mess, Miss Hess?
Harry: Of course, how could I stand you talking like that?
Seven: Word
They get to work.
The bridge, which happens to have only 1 senior staff member on it.
Tom: Oh, this is soooooo boring! I need to play some Captain Poopon to loosen up!
Red Shirt: Well, I just got a copy of Star Trek: Bridge Commander XXXIII on the computer, want to play a few games?
Tom: Sure, why not?
Suddenly, the power is cut from the bridge, not even the emergency lights are working.
Tom: ..
Red Shirts: ...
Tom: Cool, something finally happe-
Red Shirt: Tom? Whats going on? Is this one of your-
Red Shirt: Larry? Moe? Are you still here too?
...
Red Shirt: Gulp! Ensign Curly to Captain Jan-
Silence.
What is happening on the starship Voyager? Why does everything have to be dark to happen? Why not light? Will Neelix throw a party when they find out the Doctor is gone? How did Janeway fall asleep with all that coffee she had? Have we found out if monkeys marry yet? Should we have monkeys smoking cigars in the next episode? Find out next time on, Star Trek: Voyager!
Where Did Everybody Go?
Janeway: It's a magnifying glass!
Bridge Crew: NOOOOOOOO!!!
The giant weapon moves into position between Voyager, and a star. The glass starts to focus of Voyagers toiletry facilities.
Harry: Captain, deck breach in progress of level X!
Everyone: LEVEL X????
Janeway: .. The toilet waste storage.
Brownish-greenish gloop splashes out of Voyager and covers the other ship, causing it to instantly disintegrate. The mass then moves on, out of sight.
Janeway: . Well, now we know that Tuvok had some laxatives in his medicine!
Tuvok: Ouchy!
Janeway: Now, that's done with. Janeway to the Doctor! We have proof that Tuvoks medicine was tampered with!
.....
Janeway: Doctor?
....
Janeway: He must be singing again, and can't hear me..
Sick Bay
A red shirt enters the sick bay, which has its lights off.
Red Shirt: Now, before you say I-... Hello?
Console: -Beep!-
Red Shirt: Huh? What's thi-
Bridge
Janeway: Tuvok! Go down and get the doctor to give you your medicine again!
Tuvok: Awwwww. Mean man!
Janeway: You want a whippin' boy?
Tuvok: Yikes! -Scampers off-
Tom: Way to tell him off ma'am!
Janeway: Back to your station!
Turbolift
Tuvok: Mr. Puter! Doctors house!
Computer: Command not recognized
Tuvok: Mr. Puter? Doctors house!
Computer: Command not recognized
Tuvok: Don't be mean! Barney doesn't like it when we're mean!
Captains Quarters
Janeway: Ahhh. -Sips a cup of coffee out of her "Voyager Navigation Team" mug-
Janeway: Nothing like a big mug of coffee after a stressful day! It makes me se relaxed. It makes me feel. So. Tired. SNNNNXXXXXX!
Janeway: SNNNNXXXXXXX!
Janeway: SNNNNXXXXXXX!
Computer: Captain, report to the bridge
Janeway: SNNX- Huh? What?
Computer: Captain, report to the bridge
Janeway: Right, right. -Shoots it with her phaser pistol-
Computer: Zuurgghhh. Slaammooo. Urruucckkk..
Janeway: Heck, it sure beats listening to those annoying 'Ocean Waves' sounds!
Bridge
Harry: She isn't answering my hails. Something must be wrong! I'm going down there to check it out.
Red Shirt: Harry, remember what happened last time you left your post?
Harry: I... Died.. So what?
Red Shirt: We don't want you to die too many times, let me go.
Harry: But I am immortal, so I should do it!
Red Shirt: Nonsense! Let me go!
Harry: No, my brave ensign you shalt not go!
Red Shirt: Whats going to stop me?
Red Shirts console explodes, and he falls over dead
Harry: -Sigh- Looks like I'll have to make a few more red shirts on the replicator.
Harry walks over to the turbolift
Harry: Computer, docking bay of unlimited resources!
Computer: -Sounding annoyed- Affirmative, wimp!
Harry: -Snivel-
Docking bay of unlimited resources, which happens to be Seven's regeneration chamber.
Harry: Hello Seven.
Seven: Yo-yo-yo! What is UP my dog?
Harry: Uh.. Seven? This isn't another one of the doctors social training methods is it?
Sven: Yo-yo-yo, my dog! I, like, downloaded a buncha info from to computo, and now its telling me what to do o!
Harry: -Sigh- Why can't you stay out of the computer Seven?
Seven: Yo-yo-yo! You gonna' help me out of this mess, Miss Hess?
Harry: Of course, how could I stand you talking like that?
Seven: Word
They get to work.
The bridge, which happens to have only 1 senior staff member on it.
Tom: Oh, this is soooooo boring! I need to play some Captain Poopon to loosen up!
Red Shirt: Well, I just got a copy of Star Trek: Bridge Commander XXXIII on the computer, want to play a few games?
Tom: Sure, why not?
Suddenly, the power is cut from the bridge, not even the emergency lights are working.
Tom: ..
Red Shirts: ...
Tom: Cool, something finally happe-
Red Shirt: Tom? Whats going on? Is this one of your-
Red Shirt: Larry? Moe? Are you still here too?
...
Red Shirt: Gulp! Ensign Curly to Captain Jan-
Silence.
What is happening on the starship Voyager? Why does everything have to be dark to happen? Why not light? Will Neelix throw a party when they find out the Doctor is gone? How did Janeway fall asleep with all that coffee she had? Have we found out if monkeys marry yet? Should we have monkeys smoking cigars in the next episode? Find out next time on, Star Trek: Voyager!