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Where Did Everybody Go?
Red Shirt: Gulp! Ensign Curly to Captain Jan-
Silence.
Janeway's Quarters.
Janeway: SNNNNXXXXX!
Janeway: SNNNxxx-Up! Gugh! Wha?
Janeway: Computer, how long have I been asleep?
Computer: Glorpughrrgh!
Janeway: Oh, right.
Janeway: Janeway to Torres! Get over here to my quarters and fix my computer speaker!
B'Lanna: Captain! I've been trying to page you, but you won't answer!
Janeway: Why do you think I need you to repair my speaker
B'Lanna: But, I was using my com badge!
Janeway: How did a twerp like you ever get to be chief engineer?
B'Lanna: You appointed me.
Janeway: Oh, right.
B'Lanna: Anyway, we have been having total power outages all over the ship! Its as if the pathways were suddenly cut!
Janeway: Well, as longs as it not-
The power goes out in her quarters.
Janeway: Shoot. Torres, come here and-
Engineering.
B'Lanna: Captain? Captain? Are you still there?
Silence.
B'Lanna: This is not good.
Docking bay of unlimited resources.
Harry: Ok Seven, that should do it.
Seven: Thank you, Mr. Kim
Harry: No problem, just call me if you need me again, hint, hint!
Seven: I fail to see why your sentences includes those unexplainable useless words.
Harry: Sigh.
Some hallway that leads to the bridge.
B'Lanna: I have to find out what happened to the captain!
Suddenly, the hallway goes dark.
B'Lanna: No problem, flashlight!
Q Contimuim.
Q: Well, it seems that these humans should be given a little bit of credit, one of them actually though to use a flashlight!
Q: -Burp-, what did you say?
Q: Naaarf.
Q: I thought so.
Darkened hallway.
B'Lanna: This is interesting.
She bends down to examine the wall. It appears that something is moving inside of it, causing it to bend in an un-natural way.
B'Lanna: B'Lanna to. Chakotay, intruder alert!
Silence.
B'Lanna: Oh, no! Not Chakotay!!
Meeting room.
Chakotay: Ummmmmm! Ummmmmm! Ummmmmm! Ummm- There finished!
Chakotay: Well, that was an insightful experience, but I wonder what he meant when he said, "Watch your back?"
Suddenly, the lights go out.
Chakotay: Huh? Whats happeni-
Hallway.
B'Lanna: There's nothing I can do to stop this alone, I need the engineering team!
Engineering.
Red Shirt: Hey! I'm detecting a strange reading coming from the warp core!
Red Shirt 2: Well, I would expect your console would explode then.
Red Shirt: Yeah.
His console explodes.
B'Lanna walk in at that moment.
B'Lanna: Engineering team! Group meeting over here!
One red shirt walk over.
B'Lanna: Don't tell me they were all killed again.
Red Shirt: Yep! Its just you and me now! -Strikes a macho pose-
B'Lanna: -Random klingon curse-
Suddenly, the lights go out in engineering, but the warp core remains on.
B'Lanna: That's odd, why would the warp core still be functioning?
Red Shirt: Maybe becau-
B'Lanna: Red shirt? Red shirt? Uh-oh.
B'Lanna: MOMMY!!! HELP MEEE-
Hallway.
Harry and Seven are walking to Astrometrics.
Harry: So. Seven. Seeing anyone lately?
Seven: I have seen most of the crew 'lately'
Harry: That's not what I meant Seven.
Seven: Elaborate
Harry: Have you been going on any. Dates?
Seven: Elaborate
Harry: You know. A. Romantic interest event?
Seven: Yes, as I matter of fact, I have.
Harry: Oh.. Ok..
Seven: Why did you desire this information?
Harry: Oh. No rea-
The lights go out.
Harry: (YES! YESSS!)
Seven: I know what you are thinking Mr. Kim.
Harry: .. You do?
Seven: Yes, you are wondering if this was my doing, in an attempt to avoid a conversation
Harry: Uh. Nope.
Seven: Do not deny it. You do not like me..
Harry: No Seven! That's entirely the opp-
Seven: Ensign? State your position!
Silence.
Seven: If you do not-
Space, you see a view of the starship Voyager, which engines suddenly stop. The lights on all decks, which are the ones that are still on, suddenly turn off in a single moment. Except for one. On level X.
A toilet door, a flushing sound is heard.
The door opens to reveal.
Neelix: Whew! That was a long and hard one! It lasted that entire day!
Neelix: I wonder why the sanitation dispenser wasn't working? Oh well, I'm sure it won't effect the food any.
Suddenly, the lights go out.
Neelix: I feel like I have to go again. Where is that door to th-
The film suddenly stops.
Writer's Conscience: Wait a minute. Neelix only got a few seconds on there! If you have really been a good plot developer, you would have come up with some other excuse, other then he had been on the toilet all day.
Writer: Shut up! I needed some way to make the crew disappear, and plus, I'm tied! Its 1:00 in the morning! So why don't you go to sleep, and let me finish this!
Writer's Conscience: Whatever.
Writer: And don't snore!
The film resumes.
We see the starship Voyager drifting through space. Alien starships dodge it, as it drifts in to another lane. Eventually, a towship comes and drags it off to a demon class planet, and parks it in orbit around it, while placing a "You have been towed by Larry's Towing Service! Thank you for breaking down!" sticker on the side.
We see Voyager remaining dark and silent as it orbits slowly.
But a dim lights moves through one of the viewports.
And monkeys don't marry.
Spooky! Why is there more plot, and less humor in this chapter? What is this word coming to? Did Neelix get laxatives too? Why is the crew disapeearing? Will we EVER see monkeys smoking cigars?
Find out in the next chapter of Star Trek: Voyager!
Where Did Everybody Go?
Red Shirt: Gulp! Ensign Curly to Captain Jan-
Silence.
Janeway's Quarters.
Janeway: SNNNNXXXXX!
Janeway: SNNNxxx-Up! Gugh! Wha?
Janeway: Computer, how long have I been asleep?
Computer: Glorpughrrgh!
Janeway: Oh, right.
Janeway: Janeway to Torres! Get over here to my quarters and fix my computer speaker!
B'Lanna: Captain! I've been trying to page you, but you won't answer!
Janeway: Why do you think I need you to repair my speaker
B'Lanna: But, I was using my com badge!
Janeway: How did a twerp like you ever get to be chief engineer?
B'Lanna: You appointed me.
Janeway: Oh, right.
B'Lanna: Anyway, we have been having total power outages all over the ship! Its as if the pathways were suddenly cut!
Janeway: Well, as longs as it not-
The power goes out in her quarters.
Janeway: Shoot. Torres, come here and-
Engineering.
B'Lanna: Captain? Captain? Are you still there?
Silence.
B'Lanna: This is not good.
Docking bay of unlimited resources.
Harry: Ok Seven, that should do it.
Seven: Thank you, Mr. Kim
Harry: No problem, just call me if you need me again, hint, hint!
Seven: I fail to see why your sentences includes those unexplainable useless words.
Harry: Sigh.
Some hallway that leads to the bridge.
B'Lanna: I have to find out what happened to the captain!
Suddenly, the hallway goes dark.
B'Lanna: No problem, flashlight!
Q Contimuim.
Q: Well, it seems that these humans should be given a little bit of credit, one of them actually though to use a flashlight!
Q: -Burp-, what did you say?
Q: Naaarf.
Q: I thought so.
Darkened hallway.
B'Lanna: This is interesting.
She bends down to examine the wall. It appears that something is moving inside of it, causing it to bend in an un-natural way.
B'Lanna: B'Lanna to. Chakotay, intruder alert!
Silence.
B'Lanna: Oh, no! Not Chakotay!!
Meeting room.
Chakotay: Ummmmmm! Ummmmmm! Ummmmmm! Ummm- There finished!
Chakotay: Well, that was an insightful experience, but I wonder what he meant when he said, "Watch your back?"
Suddenly, the lights go out.
Chakotay: Huh? Whats happeni-
Hallway.
B'Lanna: There's nothing I can do to stop this alone, I need the engineering team!
Engineering.
Red Shirt: Hey! I'm detecting a strange reading coming from the warp core!
Red Shirt 2: Well, I would expect your console would explode then.
Red Shirt: Yeah.
His console explodes.
B'Lanna walk in at that moment.
B'Lanna: Engineering team! Group meeting over here!
One red shirt walk over.
B'Lanna: Don't tell me they were all killed again.
Red Shirt: Yep! Its just you and me now! -Strikes a macho pose-
B'Lanna: -Random klingon curse-
Suddenly, the lights go out in engineering, but the warp core remains on.
B'Lanna: That's odd, why would the warp core still be functioning?
Red Shirt: Maybe becau-
B'Lanna: Red shirt? Red shirt? Uh-oh.
B'Lanna: MOMMY!!! HELP MEEE-
Hallway.
Harry and Seven are walking to Astrometrics.
Harry: So. Seven. Seeing anyone lately?
Seven: I have seen most of the crew 'lately'
Harry: That's not what I meant Seven.
Seven: Elaborate
Harry: Have you been going on any. Dates?
Seven: Elaborate
Harry: You know. A. Romantic interest event?
Seven: Yes, as I matter of fact, I have.
Harry: Oh.. Ok..
Seven: Why did you desire this information?
Harry: Oh. No rea-
The lights go out.
Harry: (YES! YESSS!)
Seven: I know what you are thinking Mr. Kim.
Harry: .. You do?
Seven: Yes, you are wondering if this was my doing, in an attempt to avoid a conversation
Harry: Uh. Nope.
Seven: Do not deny it. You do not like me..
Harry: No Seven! That's entirely the opp-
Seven: Ensign? State your position!
Silence.
Seven: If you do not-
Space, you see a view of the starship Voyager, which engines suddenly stop. The lights on all decks, which are the ones that are still on, suddenly turn off in a single moment. Except for one. On level X.
A toilet door, a flushing sound is heard.
The door opens to reveal.
Neelix: Whew! That was a long and hard one! It lasted that entire day!
Neelix: I wonder why the sanitation dispenser wasn't working? Oh well, I'm sure it won't effect the food any.
Suddenly, the lights go out.
Neelix: I feel like I have to go again. Where is that door to th-
The film suddenly stops.
Writer's Conscience: Wait a minute. Neelix only got a few seconds on there! If you have really been a good plot developer, you would have come up with some other excuse, other then he had been on the toilet all day.
Writer: Shut up! I needed some way to make the crew disappear, and plus, I'm tied! Its 1:00 in the morning! So why don't you go to sleep, and let me finish this!
Writer's Conscience: Whatever.
Writer: And don't snore!
The film resumes.
We see the starship Voyager drifting through space. Alien starships dodge it, as it drifts in to another lane. Eventually, a towship comes and drags it off to a demon class planet, and parks it in orbit around it, while placing a "You have been towed by Larry's Towing Service! Thank you for breaking down!" sticker on the side.
We see Voyager remaining dark and silent as it orbits slowly.
But a dim lights moves through one of the viewports.
And monkeys don't marry.
Spooky! Why is there more plot, and less humor in this chapter? What is this word coming to? Did Neelix get laxatives too? Why is the crew disapeearing? Will we EVER see monkeys smoking cigars?
Find out in the next chapter of Star Trek: Voyager!