Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Star Trek Voyager characters,
starships, sonic showers, etc. THEY DO NOT BELONG TO ME!
Where Did Everybody Go?
We see Voyager remaining dark and silent as it orbits slowly.
But a dim lights moves through one of the viewports.
Jeffrey's Tube
Tuvock: Why is it so dawwwwk? I'm scared!
Tuvock shines the flashlight up ahead of him, as he crawls down the tube.
Tuvock: It's the monsters! I know it! Mrs. Captain doesn't believe me, but she has to believe me now!
Suddenly, bolts of electricity shoots out of his flashlight, and connects with a nearby panel.
Tuvock: Ouchy!
Tuvock is knocked backwards, and hits his head on the bulkhead.
Tuvock: Ughhhh. Hello? Is anyone presents in this tube?
Tuvock: What has happened? The last thing I remember was taking my medication.
Tuvock: I must get to the bridge!
Tuvock crawls heroically off towards the bridge, as a military drumbeat plays.
Q: Oh, please! That was the worst excuse for a plot twist there ever was! Let me handle this!
Tuvock's beam ignites some gas that was leaking from a nearby pipe. The gas explodes, and he is knocked back against the bulkhead, where he bangs his head against it.
Writer: Oh, please! That wasn't any better!
Q: Shut your hole!
Bridge
A panel drops out from the side of the bridge. Tuvok crawls out of it, and shines the flashlight around.
Tuvock: I can access the controls to the ship from here. Why am I talking to my self?
Tuvock starts to walk over to the panel, but suddenly, a flash of purple skims the edge of his beam of light.
Tuvock: Hello? State your intentions!
A large purple form steps in to the middle of the beam.
Tuvock: It is you.
?????: We meet at last.
Tuvock: Barney..
The lights come on in the bridge.
7 feet tall, purple all over, except for a few green spots on his back, Barney the purple dinosaur. Wanted in the entire galaxy for child slaughter.
Barney: This ship was an easy one to subdue. I must say, as chief security officer, you have trained your team poorly. I was almost disappointed at the lack of challenge!
Tuvock: You may find me to be a formidable adversary
Barney: Hmmmm. I think not. I will take you down un-armed.
He tosses away his Photon Torpedo Launcher.
Tuvock: -Gulp-
Barney: Bring it on..
Tuvock launches himself in a flying kick towards Barney, and a little Matrix spin around is done just before he connects. With thin air.
Tuvock: Huh?
Barney has suddenly appeared behind him, and gives him a great big "I Love You" hug. Crushing Tuvock's rib cage.
Tuvock: Ugh..
Barney: See? Piece of cake!
Tuvock: You. May have. Triumphed over. Me this round. But.
Tuvock holds out a phaser pistol.
Tuvock: Dodge this!
Barney: Didn't see THAT coming!
Tuvock shoots Barney, and the dinosaur collapses to the floor with a loud fart.
Tuvock: Now. Ugh. What?
Barney's body starts to glow white. The bridge is filled with a rushing sound, like wind. There is a bright flash of light, and time is turned back to the day before. In the conference room.
Tuvock: (Barney must have used the last of his power, to create a time warp, and turn back time, so that the shooting never occurred.)
Janeway: I am going to make this straight and to the point. I am trading our warp core for a few pounds of coffee, and 2 potholders.
Harry: Bi-
Tuvock: Captain, I believe the entity known as "Barney the Big Purple Dinosaur" has somehow, infiltrated on to our ship.
Janeway: Don't interrupt me Tuvock! As I was saying.
Tuvock: (It is obvious that I will gain little assistance from this crew. I must hunt down Barney alone.)
Tuvock gets up and leaves the meeting. Bonking his head on the top of the door as he leaves.
Tom: How rude!
Janeway: Shut your pie hole!
Oh dear! More and more plot! Will Tuvock ever stop Barney? Will the crew ever listen to him? Why didn't he change back into un-mature Tuvock when time was turned back? Why is the writer an idiot, with a hole in his head that says "Good Plots Welcome!" The monkeys aren't smoking cigars yet! Why is the writer keeping it from us? WE WANT MONKEYS! Maybe in the next chapter of Star Trek: Voyager?
Where Did Everybody Go?
We see Voyager remaining dark and silent as it orbits slowly.
But a dim lights moves through one of the viewports.
Jeffrey's Tube
Tuvock: Why is it so dawwwwk? I'm scared!
Tuvock shines the flashlight up ahead of him, as he crawls down the tube.
Tuvock: It's the monsters! I know it! Mrs. Captain doesn't believe me, but she has to believe me now!
Suddenly, bolts of electricity shoots out of his flashlight, and connects with a nearby panel.
Tuvock: Ouchy!
Tuvock is knocked backwards, and hits his head on the bulkhead.
Tuvock: Ughhhh. Hello? Is anyone presents in this tube?
Tuvock: What has happened? The last thing I remember was taking my medication.
Tuvock: I must get to the bridge!
Tuvock crawls heroically off towards the bridge, as a military drumbeat plays.
Q: Oh, please! That was the worst excuse for a plot twist there ever was! Let me handle this!
Tuvock's beam ignites some gas that was leaking from a nearby pipe. The gas explodes, and he is knocked back against the bulkhead, where he bangs his head against it.
Writer: Oh, please! That wasn't any better!
Q: Shut your hole!
Bridge
A panel drops out from the side of the bridge. Tuvok crawls out of it, and shines the flashlight around.
Tuvock: I can access the controls to the ship from here. Why am I talking to my self?
Tuvock starts to walk over to the panel, but suddenly, a flash of purple skims the edge of his beam of light.
Tuvock: Hello? State your intentions!
A large purple form steps in to the middle of the beam.
Tuvock: It is you.
?????: We meet at last.
Tuvock: Barney..
The lights come on in the bridge.
7 feet tall, purple all over, except for a few green spots on his back, Barney the purple dinosaur. Wanted in the entire galaxy for child slaughter.
Barney: This ship was an easy one to subdue. I must say, as chief security officer, you have trained your team poorly. I was almost disappointed at the lack of challenge!
Tuvock: You may find me to be a formidable adversary
Barney: Hmmmm. I think not. I will take you down un-armed.
He tosses away his Photon Torpedo Launcher.
Tuvock: -Gulp-
Barney: Bring it on..
Tuvock launches himself in a flying kick towards Barney, and a little Matrix spin around is done just before he connects. With thin air.
Tuvock: Huh?
Barney has suddenly appeared behind him, and gives him a great big "I Love You" hug. Crushing Tuvock's rib cage.
Tuvock: Ugh..
Barney: See? Piece of cake!
Tuvock: You. May have. Triumphed over. Me this round. But.
Tuvock holds out a phaser pistol.
Tuvock: Dodge this!
Barney: Didn't see THAT coming!
Tuvock shoots Barney, and the dinosaur collapses to the floor with a loud fart.
Tuvock: Now. Ugh. What?
Barney's body starts to glow white. The bridge is filled with a rushing sound, like wind. There is a bright flash of light, and time is turned back to the day before. In the conference room.
Tuvock: (Barney must have used the last of his power, to create a time warp, and turn back time, so that the shooting never occurred.)
Janeway: I am going to make this straight and to the point. I am trading our warp core for a few pounds of coffee, and 2 potholders.
Harry: Bi-
Tuvock: Captain, I believe the entity known as "Barney the Big Purple Dinosaur" has somehow, infiltrated on to our ship.
Janeway: Don't interrupt me Tuvock! As I was saying.
Tuvock: (It is obvious that I will gain little assistance from this crew. I must hunt down Barney alone.)
Tuvock gets up and leaves the meeting. Bonking his head on the top of the door as he leaves.
Tom: How rude!
Janeway: Shut your pie hole!
Oh dear! More and more plot! Will Tuvock ever stop Barney? Will the crew ever listen to him? Why didn't he change back into un-mature Tuvock when time was turned back? Why is the writer an idiot, with a hole in his head that says "Good Plots Welcome!" The monkeys aren't smoking cigars yet! Why is the writer keeping it from us? WE WANT MONKEYS! Maybe in the next chapter of Star Trek: Voyager?