Bad Gollum!
Gollum is annoying. He is being held in Mirkwood for being a naughty um... thing; and the guards have been ordered to not kill him? What madness will ensue?
Disclaimer: I own nothing but Anodien, Amon, Fred the herring, Hinia, Tang and this plot. I also own Arwenontanelle, Phillip, Joe, bob, and jerry. They have spawned from my mind. Know them. Fear them! As usual, LotR belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien and New Line Cinemas. I also do not own coca cola. That belongs to the dude that invented it
Rating: pg for swearing and evil plotting
Hi ho silver AWAY!!!!!
Chapter 2: we meet 'the five'
"Grr...... WE ARE IN MIRKWOOD YOU OLD FART!" shouted the ranger with identity issues, waking almost every elf within a 4 mile radius. Which just happened to be 5, Legolas, Anodien, Amon, Hinia & Tang they were also known as 'the 5' sorta like the 'nine' only there is just 5 of them and they don't try to kill people, well maybe they do. But not on a daily basis. Anyway 'the 5' were just innocently plotting revenge against a certain elf prince named Legolas' sister Arwenontanelle, involving a piece of string, a can of coke, Fred the herring and a pork. Now as I was saying they were doing all this, innnnocently when they were temporarily deafened by a loud yell, ( it really wasn't that loud but elves have really good hearing ! ) which just happened to come from their good friend, Aragorn.
"AI, SHIT!" yelled Hinia.
"PAIN" said Legolas.
"OUCHIE!" screeched the twins Anodien and Amon in unison.
"SHNIZZIT!" exclaimed Tang.
"WHAT?!?!?!" they all yelled to each other
meanwhile a few miles away
"Shut up you idiot!" muttered Gandalf, "You'll make every elf within a 4 mile radius of yourself go temporarily deaf!"
"Sorry old one"
So they continued walking until it was time for Gollum's tranquilizers again. Then they continued walking until they came upon the great gate, also known as the entrance to the most densely populated area of Mirkwood.
"What's the password, human?" Inquired the gate guard, Joe.
"Oh, oh pick me I know this one. I know it! Pick meeeeeeeee!"
sigh in exasperation "of course you know the password Bob, you are the other guard!"
"Oh right"
"Hem hem" said Gandalf, "you want to us to tell you the password?"
"Oh, no no, we already know it...."
thwack
"Heh, sorry bout him, didn't take his medication today." Sighed Joe, he coughed and regained his composure. "So, yes, what is the password, human?"
"Well the password is..."
"No Gandalf, he asked the human to say the password." Said Aragorn "so anyway the password is...mutters something" "Yes correct, go right in 'Lesser. And company""
"Hrmmpg, chocolate monkey!" muttered Gollum.
"Hurry up ranger, we better get him to Thranduil before he wakes up again" said Gandalf.
back with the 5 temporarily deafened elves
"Can you hear me now?" Thranduil asked.
"Yes," came 5 different replies.
"Good!"
(A/N yes they just miraculously ended up in the palace. Hey, you know they were 4 miles closer to it that Aragorn and Gandalf, and they didn't have to stop and give anyone tranquilizers"
"Now, who did you say made that exclamation?" asked Tranduil again.
"We think it was Aragorn, ada" said Legolas.
"Yea and we guess he was about 4 miles away" said Hinia.
"It sounded like he had two other people with him..." said Anodien
"We assume it was Gandalf..." said Amon
"And I think he had another person with him..." said Anodien
"Or maybe it wasn't a person but it could talk..." said Amon
"He seemed to be a wee bit schizophrenic ..." said Anodien
"And they kept calling for this guy named Phillip to give the schizophrenic one tranquilizers" said the two twins together.
"ENOUGH! This finishing each other's sentences thing, has got to stop"
"Ok,"
"We"
"Are"
"Sorry"
"Grr............"
"Meep"
"Um, ada, you have visitors"
"OH! Hello Gandalf and Estel!" exclaimed Thranduil "and, who is this?" he said pointing to Gollum"
"Erm, well he is......"
They proceed to explain all about Gollum, and why he is here.
"He, WHAT?!?!?!" exclaimed Thranduil......................
TBC...
A/N: Here is some explanations Anodien and Amon are twins, Hinia is Legolas' cousin, Tang is the smartest and most sensible of the 5, and Legolas is the prince of Mirkwood, that's why they almost never get in too much trouble. Anyway these 5 have been best friends since they were like 1 year old and since they are elves, they have been alive a LONG time, and they have always been friends. In human years they would be about as mature as 27 year olds, also the 'five' are like the marauders in Harry potter. Yes, I know that fred the herring hasn't come up yet. But he will, don't worry, he will................. Oh and one more thing, ada means dad in elvish!
Oh and Gollum tells you to review!
Gollum is annoying. He is being held in Mirkwood for being a naughty um... thing; and the guards have been ordered to not kill him? What madness will ensue?
Disclaimer: I own nothing but Anodien, Amon, Fred the herring, Hinia, Tang and this plot. I also own Arwenontanelle, Phillip, Joe, bob, and jerry. They have spawned from my mind. Know them. Fear them! As usual, LotR belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien and New Line Cinemas. I also do not own coca cola. That belongs to the dude that invented it
Rating: pg for swearing and evil plotting
Hi ho silver AWAY!!!!!
Chapter 2: we meet 'the five'
"Grr...... WE ARE IN MIRKWOOD YOU OLD FART!" shouted the ranger with identity issues, waking almost every elf within a 4 mile radius. Which just happened to be 5, Legolas, Anodien, Amon, Hinia & Tang they were also known as 'the 5' sorta like the 'nine' only there is just 5 of them and they don't try to kill people, well maybe they do. But not on a daily basis. Anyway 'the 5' were just innocently plotting revenge against a certain elf prince named Legolas' sister Arwenontanelle, involving a piece of string, a can of coke, Fred the herring and a pork. Now as I was saying they were doing all this, innnnocently when they were temporarily deafened by a loud yell, ( it really wasn't that loud but elves have really good hearing ! ) which just happened to come from their good friend, Aragorn.
"AI, SHIT!" yelled Hinia.
"PAIN" said Legolas.
"OUCHIE!" screeched the twins Anodien and Amon in unison.
"SHNIZZIT!" exclaimed Tang.
"WHAT?!?!?!" they all yelled to each other
meanwhile a few miles away
"Shut up you idiot!" muttered Gandalf, "You'll make every elf within a 4 mile radius of yourself go temporarily deaf!"
"Sorry old one"
So they continued walking until it was time for Gollum's tranquilizers again. Then they continued walking until they came upon the great gate, also known as the entrance to the most densely populated area of Mirkwood.
"What's the password, human?" Inquired the gate guard, Joe.
"Oh, oh pick me I know this one. I know it! Pick meeeeeeeee!"
sigh in exasperation "of course you know the password Bob, you are the other guard!"
"Oh right"
"Hem hem" said Gandalf, "you want to us to tell you the password?"
"Oh, no no, we already know it...."
thwack
"Heh, sorry bout him, didn't take his medication today." Sighed Joe, he coughed and regained his composure. "So, yes, what is the password, human?"
"Well the password is..."
"No Gandalf, he asked the human to say the password." Said Aragorn "so anyway the password is...mutters something" "Yes correct, go right in 'Lesser. And company""
"Hrmmpg, chocolate monkey!" muttered Gollum.
"Hurry up ranger, we better get him to Thranduil before he wakes up again" said Gandalf.
back with the 5 temporarily deafened elves
"Can you hear me now?" Thranduil asked.
"Yes," came 5 different replies.
"Good!"
(A/N yes they just miraculously ended up in the palace. Hey, you know they were 4 miles closer to it that Aragorn and Gandalf, and they didn't have to stop and give anyone tranquilizers"
"Now, who did you say made that exclamation?" asked Tranduil again.
"We think it was Aragorn, ada" said Legolas.
"Yea and we guess he was about 4 miles away" said Hinia.
"It sounded like he had two other people with him..." said Anodien
"We assume it was Gandalf..." said Amon
"And I think he had another person with him..." said Anodien
"Or maybe it wasn't a person but it could talk..." said Amon
"He seemed to be a wee bit schizophrenic ..." said Anodien
"And they kept calling for this guy named Phillip to give the schizophrenic one tranquilizers" said the two twins together.
"ENOUGH! This finishing each other's sentences thing, has got to stop"
"Ok,"
"We"
"Are"
"Sorry"
"Grr............"
"Meep"
"Um, ada, you have visitors"
"OH! Hello Gandalf and Estel!" exclaimed Thranduil "and, who is this?" he said pointing to Gollum"
"Erm, well he is......"
They proceed to explain all about Gollum, and why he is here.
"He, WHAT?!?!?!" exclaimed Thranduil......................
TBC...
A/N: Here is some explanations Anodien and Amon are twins, Hinia is Legolas' cousin, Tang is the smartest and most sensible of the 5, and Legolas is the prince of Mirkwood, that's why they almost never get in too much trouble. Anyway these 5 have been best friends since they were like 1 year old and since they are elves, they have been alive a LONG time, and they have always been friends. In human years they would be about as mature as 27 year olds, also the 'five' are like the marauders in Harry potter. Yes, I know that fred the herring hasn't come up yet. But he will, don't worry, he will................. Oh and one more thing, ada means dad in elvish!
Oh and Gollum tells you to review!