YLS sitting on a chocobo: Do I really have to do a disclaimer?

Sesshômaru standing on a cactuar: Yes.

YLS: I don't have the copyright for the FF games.

Sesshie: Good, now let's go before the $%#in' cactuar uses 10,000 needles.

YLS: Right!

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Line of tonberries doing the Macarena: Chapter 1-The Disagreement!

Lulu was satisfied that it was her friends surrounding her and not just the inhabitants of the island. "Brother isn't gonna be so happy when he finds out we ditched that sphere in Djose." Paine commented.

"So what? Shinra said he'd cover up for us." Rikku shrugged.

Wakka put his hand on Lulu's shoulder. The mage smoothed the hair of the baby that was resting in her arms. "He has his father's hair as expected."

"But his mother's eyes. Kinda creepy though, ya?"

"I think the first thing I'll teach him is Fire."

"Ouch. That burns." He chuckled, "But Thunder would come in handy when he starts playing blitzball, eh?"

Lulu ignored him and gazed down at the baby warmly. She looked up and saw a man standing at the door of the yurt. "I-It can not be-"

"No way…"

"A-Auron…" Yuna stuttered, "We thought you were…d-dead…"

"YAAY! AURON'S BACK!!" Rikku gave the warrior a hug.

Chibi Mode

Auron: … sweatdrop

Rikku: cat mode Yay! Auron! Auron! Auron! Auron!

Yuna: blushing Um…

Auron: vein …

Rikku: still in cat mode, blushes Sorry about that

Auron: sweatdrop again …

Paine: dark in a corner with those little spirit things floating around her head …flames appear and a light flashes

Yuna: sigh

Out of Chibi Mode

"What brings you here?" Lulu inquired.

"Business." He said monotonous.

She nodded and said nothing more. Paine, however, acted quite the opposite. "What the hell are you doing here?!"

"My duty-"

"AND WHAT IS YOUR DUTY, HUH!? I REALLY FEEL LIKE KICKING YOUR ASS-!!"

It was Wakka's turn to go berserk. "YOU MIGHT WANNA WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE AROUND MY KID, YA!? IF YOU GONNA FIGHT, TAKE IT OUTSIDE!!" He jabbed a finger at the door.

Yuna and Rikku scurried outside, terrified of the side that Wakka had hidden from them all of that time. Auron held the flap open for Paine and she pushed right past him. "What the hell are you doing here!?"

"I take care of my mistakes-"

"SO I WAS JUST A MISTAKE!? JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR MISTAKES!?!?"

"Paine-" Yuna started.

"…" Auron said nothing

"So now you're gonna be the silent guy again? I won't take it from you any more!"

Rikku rocked back and forth on her feet. "Um…would you mind telling us what's going on?"

Paine panted and turned to glare at Rikku. "This man-that you call 'Auron'-is my-"

Conga line of different colored flan: To be continued

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YLS: pops gum Don't people hate it when you do cliffhangers?

Sesshie: still in Mafia Mode Yeah, well I'll take care of anybody dat flames you…personally. Ay Fox-

Kurama, who was polishing a pair of revolvers, turns to look at Sesshie

Sesshie: Get me a pack o' smokes.

Kurama nods, disappears, then returns with a box of cigarettes. Sesshie takes out a lighter and takes a hit

Sesshie: Man dat's good.

YLS: Aren't cigarettes bad for your lungs?

Sesshie: I'm a mother $%#in' youkai, does it make a difference?

YLS: eyes go shiny If I start cryin' coz of that smoke, you're gonna regret it…

Sesshie: Ay Fox, put out the $%#in' cig.

YLS: Review and we'll update. Flame and you'll see a black car passing by your house every afternoon at 12 on the dot.

Sesshie: Now let's get the $%# outta here; we gotta kill this 'Kuwabara' person. He's tryin' to romance one of my guy's girl.

YLS: cocks rifle I'ma shoot me a raccoon and I'ma shoot 'im good n' dead. LOCK N' LOAD MEN!!

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