Heheheh. I am SOOOO sorry this took so danged long. (What if I shaved my
head as penance?!) Anyhoo, thanks to Spectra16 & Sokairu for reviewing.
Hmmm. a Jafar/Maleficent certainly sounds.weird. I'll try! Oh yes, funny
quote:
"Bart, with a thousand dollars, we could be millionaires! Then we could buy the things that really matter in life like...looooove." - Homer Simpson
Anyways. ON TO THE LONG-AWAITED:
CHAPTER 2! (Dun, dun, dun.)
~Destiny Islands~ 5:12 PM
*We join the trio as they sit on a half-dead palm tree, talking about absolutely nothing in particular except useless crap* (.Much like what my God-sisters, Leyla and Olivia, and I do. Ain't that right, girls?^.^)
Riku: .I mean it's been what, thirty years? And Arnold Swartzanager STILL hasn't lost that accent.
Sora: *Stretches over the tree* I know, right?
Kairi: You've been thinking too much, Riku.
Sora: (Sarcastically) Whoa. Riku can think?! Whowouldathunkit?
Riku: Up yours.
Sora: Bite me.
Kairi: I swear. You two. are hopeless.
Riku: *Rolls eyes* Gee, thanks, Kairi.
Sora: Yeah, whatever. *Nudges Kairi with his foot*
Kairi: *Growls* Touch me again and see if you make it to driving age!
Riku & Sora: ....... -_-;
~5 Minutes Later~
Riku: Hey, Sora!
Sora: Huh?
*Sora turns around, only to be smacked in the face with a Poupu fruit*
Sora: *Peels the busted fruit off his face* Ow! Riku!
Riku: You wanted to share one with her, didn't you? Go on. I dare you.
Sora: My butt I will! No!
Riku: Yes.
Sora: No!
Riku: Yes.
Sora: No.
Riku: Yes.
Sora: No.
Riku: Yes.
Sora: No.
Riku: No.
Sora: Yes-DOH!
Riku: *Walks past him* HA!
Sora: Ooh. you!
Riku: *Continues laughing maniacally*
Sora: I'LL KILL YOU!
Riku: *looks to see a very angry, fiery-eyed boy brandishing a wooden sword and runs, still laughing*
Kairi: *Jumps and sees her two boyf-.uh.-Idiots rush past and shouts:* Guys! That's it.NO MORE HELIUM FOR YOU TWO!
Riku & Sora: Awww.
*Silence*
Riku: Hey, Sora, wanna go beat the crap out of each other?
Sora: SURE! ^.^
Kairi: Aaarrrgh! *Smacks face in exasperation*
So ends yet another chapter of KINGDOM HEARTS REWRITE! Woo! Yeah! *Cough* Uhm, yeah. *Shifty eyes* So, provided you forgive me, please review! Love.
"Bart, with a thousand dollars, we could be millionaires! Then we could buy the things that really matter in life like...looooove." - Homer Simpson
Anyways. ON TO THE LONG-AWAITED:
CHAPTER 2! (Dun, dun, dun.)
~Destiny Islands~ 5:12 PM
*We join the trio as they sit on a half-dead palm tree, talking about absolutely nothing in particular except useless crap* (.Much like what my God-sisters, Leyla and Olivia, and I do. Ain't that right, girls?^.^)
Riku: .I mean it's been what, thirty years? And Arnold Swartzanager STILL hasn't lost that accent.
Sora: *Stretches over the tree* I know, right?
Kairi: You've been thinking too much, Riku.
Sora: (Sarcastically) Whoa. Riku can think?! Whowouldathunkit?
Riku: Up yours.
Sora: Bite me.
Kairi: I swear. You two. are hopeless.
Riku: *Rolls eyes* Gee, thanks, Kairi.
Sora: Yeah, whatever. *Nudges Kairi with his foot*
Kairi: *Growls* Touch me again and see if you make it to driving age!
Riku & Sora: ....... -_-;
~5 Minutes Later~
Riku: Hey, Sora!
Sora: Huh?
*Sora turns around, only to be smacked in the face with a Poupu fruit*
Sora: *Peels the busted fruit off his face* Ow! Riku!
Riku: You wanted to share one with her, didn't you? Go on. I dare you.
Sora: My butt I will! No!
Riku: Yes.
Sora: No!
Riku: Yes.
Sora: No.
Riku: Yes.
Sora: No.
Riku: Yes.
Sora: No.
Riku: No.
Sora: Yes-DOH!
Riku: *Walks past him* HA!
Sora: Ooh. you!
Riku: *Continues laughing maniacally*
Sora: I'LL KILL YOU!
Riku: *looks to see a very angry, fiery-eyed boy brandishing a wooden sword and runs, still laughing*
Kairi: *Jumps and sees her two boyf-.uh.-Idiots rush past and shouts:* Guys! That's it.NO MORE HELIUM FOR YOU TWO!
Riku & Sora: Awww.
*Silence*
Riku: Hey, Sora, wanna go beat the crap out of each other?
Sora: SURE! ^.^
Kairi: Aaarrrgh! *Smacks face in exasperation*
So ends yet another chapter of KINGDOM HEARTS REWRITE! Woo! Yeah! *Cough* Uhm, yeah. *Shifty eyes* So, provided you forgive me, please review! Love.