Kairi: Today's the day we begin work on our raft! Let's get started.
Sora: ...Um... question. Why did it take Mino-sama 13 months to update this already hopelessly decadent fan fic?
Kairi: (Thwacks Sora with the fan) DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!
Sora: Ow.
Mino: (appears behind Kairi) Um, I've kinda been a little... preoccupied.
Kairi: ACK-! Don't do that!!
((Two Ninja suddenly come in))
Muscular ninja dude w. a big sword: There's the hostage! Haku, don't let that freak of nature get away again!
Teenage ninja of indeterminate gender: Yessir, Zabuza-san! (Bounds at Mino)
Mino: AAAAAAAH! NOT AGAIN!
Kairi & Sora: OO;
((3 seconds later, Haku has successfully tied and gagged Mino))
Haku: All done! Shall we continue our plans of conquest?
Zabuza: Indeed. But first, let's go eat food.
Haku: Yay!
((Haku walks off with Zabuza, dragging Mino behind by a rope))
Mino: X.X
((Kairi & Sora continue staring a few minutes after they are gone, until finally...))
Kairi: Well, that was... weird.
Sora: What was weird?
Kairi: DUH. That weirdo and those two ninja that came outta nowhere! You saw 'em!
Sora: I did?
Kairi: YES!
Sora: No, no. I'm quite certain I took the red pill instead of the blue one.
Kairi: (Blinks) What is it with you?
Sora: Mommy dropped me lots when I was little...
Kairi: Whatever. Where the heck is Riku? He was supposed to bring the Mike's Hard Lemona- I mean root beer.
Sora: Who's Riku?
Kairi: Sora.
Sora: Yes'm?
Kairi: You aren't actually supposed to drink the bong water.
Sora: I'm not?
Kairi: (forehead vein pulses) T.T
Sora: GAAAAAAAH! NOT THE FAN! RIKU, HELP MEEE!
Riku: (Appears on top of a palm tree in a super hero cape) Hark! Did someone call for 'Help!' ?
Sora: Dude, you look like a DORK!
Kairi: You like yourself don't you, Riku?
Riku: Who wouldn't?
Sora: ME! I COMPLETELY HATE YOU! XP
Riku: What? Kindly kick you face? If you say so.
Sora: That's not what I- AAACK! (-WHUMP-) (Riku jumps from the tree and plants his feet in Sora's face) Ow, my nose is bleeding! (They begin to brawl)
Kairi : It would be really great if lighting could strike me and save me the humiliation of being trapped on this insane asylum with a bunch of idiots...
((A little while later...))
Kairi: Okay, my loyal minions, I believe we are done here!
Riku: What if this doesn't work? What if something goes wrong? What if The Raft springs a leak and we drown? WHAT IF WE WASH UP ON THE SHORES OF A DARK AND SECLUDED ISLAND WHERE THERE RESIDES HUNDREDS OF ANGRY RABID KOALAS THAT WILL EAT OUR BRAINS?! WHAT IF-
Kairi: (Shoves Sora's head into Riku's mouth) SHUT IT, FAT HEAD! This will work! Now, I'm gonna go get some stuff. Stay here, and don't let Sora touch anything!
((Kairi runs off, leaving the other two in an awkward silence))
Sora: Um... You didn't brush this morning, didja, Riku?
Riku: (growls)
((A few hours later..))
Sora: (Still in Riku's mouth) 'And to think, Malkus Vile would have got away with it if it wasn't for us pesky Neopets!'
Riku: (Blinks) What is it with you?
Sora: Mommy dropped me lots when I was little...
((Silence))
Sora: Hey, Riku?
Riku: (Sigh) What?
Sora: Are you gonna finish that cupcake?
Riku: Don't make me hurt you.
((Kairi returns))
Kairi: Got the stuff!
Sora: (No longer in Riku's mouth, just don't ask how.) 'Nother question.
Kairi: Yeah?
Sora: Um, ya know that ninja kid from earlier? Do you think that was a girl or guy?
Kairi: Who, Haku? Yeah, I haven't a clue.
Riku: Waitaminute, Waitaminute!! Was this a black-haired Haku who was wearing a blue kimono and makeup?
Kairi: (Gasp!) Y-yes! How did you...?
Riku: NO TIME TO TALK, THAT, THAT KID OWES ME MUNNY! (Runs off)
Sora: Whut th' hey?
Kairi: I smell something fishy...
Sora: Well, duh, Kairi. We only live on an ISLAND.
Kairi: That's it. (Grabs Sora and sends him hurtling into the ocean)
Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! ((SPLOOSH))
(((To be continued, maybe eventually... If you REVIEW!)))