Chapter 3
"This will be the greatest scientific find ever!" Dr. Metzger said. She was shunned from the science community because she was a mutant, and when no one ever knew she was mutant, she released a bunch of mutants from a secret lab called MRL, or mutant research labs. A main thing going on at Pine Gap, Australia's Area 51. Until then it was going strong until she saw one of the mutants killed. She then released them, but was punished herself. MRL has remained quiet, but she knew that it is rebuilding itself.
What she was working at now was research on the odd wormholes that have appeared across the globe. She read an article by this mutant named Raptor about her theory called Sierra Rip.
"Most fascinating Sally." Her friend Zach said. Zach was a mutant too. He knew who Raptor was. Raptor was his younger cousin. Zach had the impressive ability to talk to animals. Quite handy if I do say so myself. "But what I don't get is the importance?" He said in a heavy Australian accent.
"Do you want to leave Australia, your only home that you have ever known and call this a reserve for aliens?"
"No" Zach said flatly
"Well, then we make sure how and when it happens, and see if it is possible to stop."
"Lets hope it works my love." Zach said and kissed her neck.
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the… FLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The stereo was blaring Drowning Pool, courtesy of Kathy and her impressive CD collection.
The professor was gone, along with Storm, Beast and Wolverine. The mansion was all theirs with no one to stop them.
"Tobius lower the music!" Kitty yelled at the top of her lungs. "Tobius! TOBIUS! TOBIUS!!!"
"Wa?" Tobius lowered the volume.
"TObius." Kitty was just about to yell again
"Yes'm. What do you want Kitty Cat?" Kitty Cat was Tobius's pet name for Kitty.
"Just to tell you to like lower the volume so I could like ask you if you would want to get some pizza with me from Pizza Palace?"
"Hell ya Kitty Cat."
"Tobius you mind gettin a pizza without pineapple this time?" Rouge said as she switched the finished Drowning Pool CD with Korn.
"Hey Korn, Even better." Kurt said as he BAMFED into the kitchen. As he opened the fridge door he yelled and BAMFED behind Rouge.
"What is ya problem Kurt?" Rouge asked
"Za meatloaf crawled out of foil and attacked." Kurt said cowering.
"I'm pretty sure it was just an optical illusion Kurt." Scott sad as he walked into the kitchen.
"Go ahead Scotty boy, tell blue boy how the meatloaf has turned into an intelligent life
form." Kathy said while finishing the drawing she started in study hall.
Kurt creeped by the fridge and opened the door. "Maybe ve should clean za fridge out, nien?"
"No!" Kathy leapt from her seat and took the green tomato sauce. "this food has historical meaning to it. Look, this tomato sauce was used to cauterize wounds during the Civil War. And look here, there's an arrowhead the guacamole, and the bacon is being hunted by the potato Indians of old salad dressing land while they graze on the slimy lettuce. You can't throw it out, they might rebel."
"Move let me see that." Tobius took a look in the fridge. "Great googly moogly. Your right."
"And zough vat Kathy said vasn't vierd enough, Tobius comes and says 'great googly moogly." Kurt said
"Now Aw know Aw've heard everythin there is to hear." Rouge said "My brother and Tobius are the weirdest people in the world."
"Ve're one of a kind." Kurt said grinning his famous goofy grin
"Okay goof ball, but one question, since when did you start your mass shedding massacre?" Scott said brushing blue fur from his sleeve
"Must be za spring time, ven I shed za most."
"What are we supposed to do with all this fur, blue boy?" Kathy said with her hands on her hips.
"Make anozer me. Start a clothing line. Use it to make fake mustaches, make a toupee, start a trading club." Kurt said like he was really advertising the uses of blue fur.
"I have a feeling I'm not getting through to that boy. Hey Kurt how about I shave you bald and get rid of the whole blue fur problem." Kathy said smiling her evil smile
"Zat's not funny to kid around vith Kathy." Kurt said with a worried voice
"BANZAI!!" Kathy leapt at him and grabbed him before he could port away without her.
BAMF
They ported to his room.
"Have mercy on me." Kurt pleaded
Kathy burst out laughing. Kurt soon joined in.
"Blue boy, you are just great."
"Vat can I say, za fuzzy one is alvays za best." Kurt said still laughing. Kathy gave him a playful whack to the side of his head and got up and bolted out of his door.
BAMF
"Did you really think you could get avay zat easily from me?" Kurt said
"No brimstone breath, but I can jump over you and get away like that." And she did exactly that. Kurt tried to grab her by the tail but fell while trying to. Kathy stopped and took a look behind her. Kurt got up and tried to get her, but him only going 15 miles per hour was hopeless over her 45 mile per hour sprint. Kathy made a sharp turn around a corner, Kurt on the other hand had a little problem with the turn. 'Ha, unlike blue boy I can turn around corners with lightning quick reflexes.' Kathy thought to herself. But she didn't notice the rug in her way. She slid and fell. "But when there are rugs involved, then it's another story." Kathy sighed and tried to get up when Kurt ran into her.
"Za rug bite back Raptor?" Kurt said smiling big
"It's out to get me I tell ya." Kathy said panting. The run made her lose her energy
"Here, how about a hand." Kurt put his hand down to help her up.
"A blue three fingered hand, none the less." Kathy said smiling.
"Okay zen, if it bothers you, zen forget I asked." Kurt said crossing his arms. Kathy pulled on his tail and got up.
"Ouch. Hey zat's connected to mien spine you know." Kurt yelped
"So, What's your point?"
"Ach." Kurt fake whacked her.
"Oh yeah, well plbplbplbplb." Kathy gave him a raspberry
"How dare you give me za raspberries." Kurt said in a bad swashbuckling Spaniard voice, rolling his R's more than usual, making a Zorro like movement with an imaginary sword.
"Ha. If your Zorro, than you're the elf version of him." Kathy still had enough energy to run away, rather slowly, about the same pace as Kurt. This time he got her with ease, and landed on the couch in the living room.
"Now children no rough housing." Scott said as he walked into the room and plopped himself onto the easy chair and turned the TV on. "I heard that before the Professor left, he installed digital cable." Scott said
Kathy was trying to get free of Kurt's grip, but with no prevail. She then got him in his weak spot: His stomach. Kathy rubbed his belly and he let go and curled into a small blue ball.
"Hey!, Don't do zat. I'm ticklish zere." Kurt said as he protected his belly from further assault.
"That's why I did that so you would let go of me, you little fuzz ball." Kathy snatched the controls from Scott's hand and turned the TV on.
"Wa, hey. Give me that back Kathy!" Scott protested. Then added "or else."
Kathy thought for a second. She couldn't stand another attack by someone so she gave in. "Fine. Here you go Master Scott." Kathy lowered her head in a fake, I'm not worthy way.
"Very funny Kat."
"Kat? Have you ever heard me meow? I don't meow, I chirp." Kathy said and chirped.
"Vere's za food, I'm starving." Kurt complained
"Kitty and Tobius just left ten minutes ago. They won't be back for another ten minutes. Besides, it's not like your going to waist away to nothing." Scott said as he flipped through the 500 channels.
"Ooo. Keep it there." Kathy said. It was Monty Python's Flying Circus on BBC America.
"I might vaist avay to nothing. How vould you know?" Kurt said with a raised eyebrow
"Be realistic blue boy. In ten minutes you're not going to lose whatever body fat you have on that lanky body of yours ." Kathy said as she laid down on the couch putting her legs in Kurt's lap.
"I'm not lanky, I do have visible muscles on zis body."
"I didn't mean it in a negative way. Your kinda cute like that." Kathy said
Kurt blushed as bright as it was possibly visible under blue fur and skin.
"I didn't know you could blush like that under fur?" Kathy said. This made Kurt redder.
Then Korn's PG 13 version of Y'all Want A Single was on.
"Ooo. Lower it I love this song." Kathy said
"In za vorld of Kathy, Korn is more important zan anyzing else." Kurt said as Kathy's tail twitched with the music.
"No not everything. Cheese fries are more important. Metallica is more important. My friends are more important, and so is my screwed life."
"Stop saying zat. Your life's not screwed." Kurt said
"What, I can't have self pity like you do? My life is equaled to yours, so we're even blue boy."
"Ach, you are so stubborn Kathy. Sometimes I vonder vy I like you so much."
"Because of my animal magnetism." Kathy smiled
"Sometimes I can't believe that you and Tobius are related. This isn't one of those times Kathy." Scott said
"Yeah sometimes I can't believe I'm acting like this, but this is one of those times." Kathy replied quick wittedly.
"Tiddy Boom." Bobby said as he walked by and sat in the loveseat. "Hey Monty Python. I love Monty Python."
"Am I the only one in this place that has never seen Monty Python?" Scott said
"No, I've never heard of Monty Python." Jean said as she came by and kissed Scott on the cheek.
"cough Sappy cough." Kurt fake coughed.
"Get a room." Kathy and Bobby said in unison. Jean threw pillows at them. Kathy ducked
"Close, but no banana." Kathy smiled
"The pizza dude is here!" Tobius said as he appeared dressed as a pizza boy.
"Alright!" Kurt exclaimed as he went through the five boxes, taking one from each.
"Guamf." Kathy said
"Vat?" Kurt said stuffing his face
"Guamf, pig, slob, never ending stomach." Kathy said as she took two pieces
"I don't get it Kathy. You have a metabolism just as fast as Kurt's, but you don't eat like a big pig." Kitty said
Kurt swallowed. "Hey!"
"I only take as much as I think will stuff me. Then I get seconds after I wait five minutes, only if I'm hungry though." Kathy said as she ate her deep dish style pizza. "and having some between meal snacks doesn't hurt either.
"Between meal snacks isn't that healthy Kathy." Jean said
"I would agree with you, except I don't know what between meal snacks mean." Kathy said, grabbing another slice.
"I swear, earlier today za meat loaf moved. It vanted to wreak havoc out on za vorld." Kurt exaggerated.
Tobius said in an evil villainous voice "Today the fridge, tomorrow the world!"
"The fridge should really get cleaned out. There must be cheese in there from ancient Egypt ." Forge complained
"Not unless Apocalypse put some there." Bobby said
"You know I read about what happened, was it worse though?" Kathy asked
"It vas horrible. Za earth could be gone by now, luckily Rouge stopped it zoe." Kurt said as he put his plate in the sink. He BAMFED upstairs to the bathroom, but met an unwanted guest.
"YAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" Kurt yelled and BAMFED back to the kitchen with Lock - Jaw in his hands. "Keep it out of za bathroom tub." Kurt handed Kathy her pet alligator.
"Yes master." Kathy said plainly. "And Lock -Jaw is a he, not an it."
"Vatever."