Chapter 4: In Riverhell
Frog woke up a few days later and shouted, "DON'T KILL ME!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"
"I'm not going to am I?" said a voice, "How will you push The Sour One and the ring into a pool of beer then?"
"Grandold!" cried Frog.
"Yep it's me. Sorry I'm a bit late, but I was right; Shaguman the Bastard did capture me. I managed to escape from the top of his tower, Othank in Iregard, by catching a lift from a passing parrot called Nabala" Grandold told him, and seeing the look on his face, he added, "What?! It was a big parrot, massive in fact, and I'm half the size of you (actually it was just a human sized female parrot, but then Grandold never was one for telling the truth...)"
"Yeah, okay, but where is everyone?" asked Frog.
"Well Sum is going to come through the door in about a second"
Sum enters
"See", continued Grandold, "He's been sitting by your bed most of the time kissing your hand".
"Well, I do need to make him think he still has some sex appeal", explained Sum.
Frog looked flabbergasted at this but decided not to say anything, so that this chapter isn't too long. Well, anyway, Frog got up and ran out of the room, met the other habbits, and they all shared a group hug...aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (yeah- ahh, not argh...)!!! Bibbo should be sitting on a bench, and Frog should see him, but I can't be arsed to bring him in, or I'll have to explain how he got there, and that would involve effort.
Grandold was chatting to I'llrun, and as he looked over a balcony, Longlegs, Borromemirror, and Gimmy entered.
"We need a council, so we're gonna have one tomorrow. Is that okay wit you mate?" asked I'llrun.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever" replied Grandold.
So they had a council, Frog stupidly offered to continue the quest himself, and his companions were decided. They were: Grandold for the Wizzys, Sum, Pip-pop, Merrid (and Frog) for the Habbits, Longlegs for the Ells, Gimmy for the Dafts, and Borromemirror and Slyguy; for the Min.
It had been discovered that Slyguy was actually Arson son of Yourson, heir to the throne of Beeror. He was also in love with Amen, and had been shagging her the whole time they were in Riverhell. I'm sure you really don't want to know the details, and I can't really be arsed to tell you anyway... I'm sorry that their love story should be romantic, but would that be funny???
Frog woke up a few days later and shouted, "DON'T KILL ME!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"
"I'm not going to am I?" said a voice, "How will you push The Sour One and the ring into a pool of beer then?"
"Grandold!" cried Frog.
"Yep it's me. Sorry I'm a bit late, but I was right; Shaguman the Bastard did capture me. I managed to escape from the top of his tower, Othank in Iregard, by catching a lift from a passing parrot called Nabala" Grandold told him, and seeing the look on his face, he added, "What?! It was a big parrot, massive in fact, and I'm half the size of you (actually it was just a human sized female parrot, but then Grandold never was one for telling the truth...)"
"Yeah, okay, but where is everyone?" asked Frog.
"Well Sum is going to come through the door in about a second"
Sum enters
"See", continued Grandold, "He's been sitting by your bed most of the time kissing your hand".
"Well, I do need to make him think he still has some sex appeal", explained Sum.
Frog looked flabbergasted at this but decided not to say anything, so that this chapter isn't too long. Well, anyway, Frog got up and ran out of the room, met the other habbits, and they all shared a group hug...aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (yeah- ahh, not argh...)!!! Bibbo should be sitting on a bench, and Frog should see him, but I can't be arsed to bring him in, or I'll have to explain how he got there, and that would involve effort.
Grandold was chatting to I'llrun, and as he looked over a balcony, Longlegs, Borromemirror, and Gimmy entered.
"We need a council, so we're gonna have one tomorrow. Is that okay wit you mate?" asked I'llrun.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever" replied Grandold.
So they had a council, Frog stupidly offered to continue the quest himself, and his companions were decided. They were: Grandold for the Wizzys, Sum, Pip-pop, Merrid (and Frog) for the Habbits, Longlegs for the Ells, Gimmy for the Dafts, and Borromemirror and Slyguy; for the Min.
It had been discovered that Slyguy was actually Arson son of Yourson, heir to the throne of Beeror. He was also in love with Amen, and had been shagging her the whole time they were in Riverhell. I'm sure you really don't want to know the details, and I can't really be arsed to tell you anyway... I'm sorry that their love story should be romantic, but would that be funny???