t can I say, za fuzzy one is alvays za best." Kurt said still laughing. Kathy gave him a playful whack to the side of his head and got up and bolted out of his door.

BAMF

"Did you really think you could get avay zat easily from me?" Kurt said

"No brimstone breath, but I can jump over you and get away like that." And she did exactly that. Kurt tried to grab her by the tail but fell while trying to. Kathy stopped and took a look behind her. Kurt got up and tried to get her, but him only going 15 miles per hour was hopeless over her 45 mile per hour sprint. Kathy made a sharp turn around a corner, Kurt on the other hand had a little problem with the turn. 'Ha, unlike blue boy I can turn around corners with lightning quick reflexes.' Kathy thought to herself. But she didn't notice the rug in her way. She slid and fell. "But when there are rugs involved, then it's another story." Kathy sighed and tried to get up when Kurt ran into her.

"Za rug bite back Raptor?" Kurt said smiling big

"It's out to get me I tell ya." Kathy said panting. The run made her lose her energy

"Here, how about a hand." Kurt put his hand down to help her up.

"A blue three fingered hand, none the less." Kathy said smiling.

"Okay zen, if it bothers you, zen forget I asked." Kurt said crossing his arms. Kathy pulled on his tail and got up.

"Ouch. Hey zat's connected to mien spine you know." Kurt yelped

"So, What's your point?"

"Ach." Kurt fake whacked her.

"Oh yeah, well plbplbplbplb." Kathy gave him a raspberry

"How dare you give me za raspberries." Kurt said in a bad swashbuckling Spaniard voice, rolling his R's more than usual, making a Zorro like movement with an imaginary sword.

"Ha. If your Zorro, than you're the elf version of him." Kathy still had enough energy to run away, rather slowly, about the same pace as Kurt. This time he got her with ease, and landed on the couch in the living room.

"Now children no rough housing." Scott said as he walked into the room and plopped himself onto the easy chair and turned the TV on. "I heard that before the Professor left, he installed digital cable." Scott said

Kathy was trying to get free of Kurt's grip, but with no prevail. She then got him in his weak spot: His stomach. Kathy rubbed his belly and he let go and curled into a small blue ball.

"Hey!, Don't do zat. I'm ticklish zere." Kurt said as he protected his belly from further assault.

"That's why I did that so you would let go of me, you little fuzz ball." Kathy snatched the controls from Scott's hand and turned the TV on.

"Wa, hey. Give me that back Kathy!" Scott protested. Then added "or else."

Kathy thought for a second. She couldn't stand another attack by someone so she gave in. "Fine. Here you go Master Scott." Kathy lowered her head in a fake, I'm not worthy way.

"Very funny Kat."

"Kat? Have you ever heard me meow? I don't meow, I chirp." Kathy said and chirped.

"Vere's za food, I'm starving." Kurt complained

"Kitty and Tobius just left ten minutes ago. They won't be back for another ten minutes. Besides, it's not like your going to waist away to nothing." Scott said as he flipped through the 500 channels.

"Ooo. Keep it there." Kathy said. It was Monty Python's Flying Circus on BBC America.

"I might vaist avay to nothing. How vould you know?" Kurt said with a raised eyebrow

"Be realistic blue boy. In ten minutes you're not going to lose whatever body fat you have on that lanky body of yours ." Kathy said as she laid down on the couch putting her legs in Kurt's lap.

"I'm not lanky, I do have visible muscles on zis body."

"I didn't mean it in a negative way. Your kinda cute like that." Kathy said

Kurt blushed as bright as it was possibly visible under blue fur and skin.

"I didn't know you could blush like that under fur?" Kathy said. This made Kurt redder.

Then Korn's PG 13 version of Y'all Want A Single was on.

"Ooo. Lower it I love this song." Kathy said

"In za vorld of Kathy, Korn is more important zan anyzing else." Kurt said as Kathy's tail twitched with the music.

"No not everything. Cheese fries are more important. Metallica is more important. My friends are more important, and so is my screwed life."

"Stop saying zat. Your life's not screwed." Kurt said

"What, I can't have self pity like you do? My life is equaled to yours, so we're even blue boy."

"Ach, you are so stubborn Kathy. Sometimes I vonder vy I like you so much."

"Because of my animal magnetism." Kathy smiled

"Sometimes I can't believe that you and Tobius are related. This isn't one of those times Kathy." Scott said

"Yeah sometimes I can't believe I'm acting like this, but this is one of those times." Kathy replied quick wittedly.

"Tiddy Boom." Bobby said as he walked by and sat in the loveseat. "Hey Monty Python. I love Monty Python."

"Am I the only one in this place that has never seen Monty Python?" Scott said

"No, I've never heard of Monty Python." Jean said as she came by and kissed Scott on the cheek.

"cough Sappy cough." Kurt fake coughed.

"Get a room." Kathy and Bobby said in unison. Jean threw pillows at them. Kathy ducked

"Close, but no banana." Kathy smiled

"The pizza dude is here!" Tobius said as he appeared dressed as a pizza boy.

"Alright!" Kurt exclaimed as he went through the five boxes, taking one from each.

"Guamf." Kathy said

"Vat?" Kurt said stuffing his face

"Guamf, pig, slob, never ending stomach." Kathy said as she took two pieces

"I don't get it Kathy. You have a metabolism just as fast as Kurt's, but you don't eat like a big pig." Kitty said

Kurt swallowed. "Hey!"

"I only take as much as I think will stuff me. Then I get seconds after I wait five minutes, only if I'm hungry though." Kathy said as she ate her deep dish style pizza. "and having some between meal snacks doesn't hurt either.
"Between meal snacks isn't that healthy Kathy." Jean said

"I would agree with you, except I don't know what between meal snacks mean." Kathy said, grabbing another slice.

"I swear, earlier today za meat loaf moved. It vanted to wreak havoc out on za vorld." Kurt exaggerated.

Tobius said in an evil villainous voice "Today the fridge, tomorrow the world!"

"The fridge should really get cleaned out. There must be cheese in there from ancient Egypt ." Forge complained

"Not unless Apocalypse put some there." Bobby said

"You know I read about what happened, was it worse though?" Kathy asked

"It vas horrible. Za earth could be gone by now, luckily Rouge stopped it zoe." Kurt said as he put his plate in the sink. He BAMFED upstairs to the bathroom, but met an unwanted guest.

"YAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" Kurt yelled and BAMFED back to the kitchen with Lock - Jaw in his hands. "Keep it out of za bathroom tub." Kurt handed Kathy her pet alligator.

"Yes master." Kathy said plainly. "And Lock -Jaw is a he, not an it."

"Vatever."

Chapter 4

Kathy was relaxing in the bathroom tub. She had candles burning, windows closed, lights out, popery and bubbles. "Ahhh. Perfect. Time to relax, I have everything I need." Kathy sank down.

BAMF

"Plus a teleporting friend with a death wish." Kathy said as she sank even deeper to a reasonably comfortable spot were Kurt wouldn't see anything.

"Kathy, I need help. Tonight's is za anniversary of Amanda and I. I've dating her for two years, and I don't know vat to get her." Kurt said in a desperate voice

"What does she like, I mean does she like romance, music. Well tell me."

"She likes music and romance. But I don't know vat to get her for zoes zings."

"If she likes romance, than she would love to be taken a ride in the park in a horse drawn carriage, and what kind of music does she like?"

"Vell, she likes rock, but not metal, or punk, nien on za power rock, and no soft rock, or alternative rock."

Kathy thought for a second "Get her Audioslave. They're a little bit of everything. She'll love it."

"Danke Kathy. You za best friend ever." Kurt BAMFED away.

"Yeah, their called best friends, or stupid." Kathy went back to her bath thinking about what she liked. " I just told blue boy what I would love to have and do." Kathy sighed, she hated doing nice things, it never worked out for her.

"Wow Kurt, this was great." Amanda said after their long romantic date. "I can't believe you thought of all this."

"Ja, a little birdie told me." Kurt said. A little birdie that I have to repay somehow. Kurt thought to himself.

"Everything was perfect, the dinner, the ride in the park, the CD. Got everything I wanted." Amanda looked Kurt. She came closer and kissed him. "well maybe not everything."

Kurt knew what she was thinking and teleported her to her bedroom. Amanda tuned the lights out and closed the shades and locked her door. Kurt started to passionately kiss her.

Kurt came back late. It was 2:30 and he was beat. He felt really good though, for obvious reasons. Kurt threw off his clothes and put his pj's on. He heard a scraping noise outside.

BAMF

Kurt looked out his window and Kathy jumped over the ledge.

"Have a good night, Don Juan?" Kathy said smiling a fanged grin. "You owe me big time fuzz ball."

"Ja, ja, I know." Kurt said as he crawled into bed. He yawned and stretched. He tried to stay awake to talk to Kathy, but couldn't. He soon fell asleep.

"Night, Nighty." Kathy said as she walked out his door. She closed it quietly behind her. Cookie meowed to be picked up.

"Oh Cookie, your such a silly little cat." Cookie blinked at her with her green eyes, just like Kathy's. Kathy loved the cat more than anything. Cookie was a black and white shorthair, with an odd spot that looked like a heart on her back. To Kathy it made her look special, different, just like everyone else in this place.

Wow short chapter. Be back tomorrow with another.