Heero and Duo land jobs in Toys 'R Us. Duo fits in perfectly, while Heero... Well, since he's not a people person, they put him in the back. Duo was put in the video games section, since he is very active and a big video games player.
The second day of their jobs, Heero decided to pay Duo a visit. He found Duo playing video games like a maniac.
"Oh, yeah baby! I rock! Get him, get him! Woohoo!!" shouts Duo as he pushes buttons furiously. Heero stands there for a few moments, until he walks up to Duo and hits him on the back of the head. "Ow!! What the hell was that for you bastard?!"
"This is what you do all day?" asks Heero with a look of irritation on his face.
"Well, no, but today's slow, so I decided to play. It's not like you do more work than me, ya know." Duo goes back to playing while Heero crosses his arms and stares at Duo. After a few minutes, Heero walks away. Duo merely sighs, as he was afraid Heero was going to do something drastic. Suddenly, Duo is hit on the head with Nerf balls.
"More work than me?! I spend all day carrying heavy boxes, you asshole!" shouts Heero from above as he continues to shoot Duo with a Nerf gun.
"Oh shit!" cries out Duo as he ducks for cover. He quickly runs out of the video games section into the toy guns area. "Ya wanna play, huh?!" shouts Duo from somewhere below. Heero is already on the move.
"You always liked to run away, didn't you Duo?" asks Heero as he searches for Duo from above. He jumps from rack to rack, ready to attack once he spots Duo. Suddenly, Heero is hit with water and different kinds of Nerf balls. He looks over and sees Duo with several different guns, including large water guns.
"Run away?! You know I'm always looking for action!" shouts Duo as he prepares for another assault. Unfortunately, the game doesn't last long as they are both fired and dragged out of the store.
As they sit on the ground, Duo looks over at Heero who is pissed. They were only working for two days until they screwed up. Duo sighs, as he knows it was mainly his fault for edging Heero on. Some sort of pain must be awaiting Duo when they get home. Heero stands up, looks across the street, and turns to Duo.
"What other jobs were on your list?" he asks with a calm face. Duo merely looks up shocked.
"Uh, um, lemme see." sputters Duo as he looks for his list. "Um.... Oh, there's McDonald's! Let's try there!"
Duo and Heero land jobs as cashiers at McDonald's. They only last one day due to Heero harassing the customers. ("Do you want the damn fries or not"!)
Duo sighs as he is being kicked out of one of his favorite places. "Good bye. I shall see you soon, on Sunday..."
Heero looks at Duo with some concern. "But I cook on Sunday.."
Duo begins to walk away, looking at his job list once again. "I know, this is where I always go when you cook."
Several punches, bruises, and curses later, Heero and Duo decide to find jobs separately. Wufei had landed a job teaching martial arts to young children (that won't last long), while Trowa and Quatre are helping out at an after school program.
Heero quickly gets a job in a shooting field, teaching classes on how to shoot properly. After a few more days, everyone is working at their jobs and everything is going fine. Duo, on the other hand, was not able to find another job.
All of a sudden, when everyone was finished eating dinner, Duo bursts into the house. "Guess what?!" he shouts with a huge grin on his face. "I just got a job. And you wouldn't guess where. At "Bedding Experts"!!" Duo then begins to jump up and down like an excited little kid.
"Uh, Duo..." says Quatre with a look of concern on his face. "You do know what they do there, right?"
"Of course I do! That's why there's so many mattresses!" answers Duo, who continues to do a little dance.
"Well, actually, Duo--" Just as Quatre was going to explain what the job actually was, Wufei cuts him off.
"Congratulations Duo. You've finally found a job you'll be good at. I hope it's everything you think it is." Wufei merely smiles (an evil smile) and walks up to his room.
"Hm, that's strange. Wufei's never been nice to me... Wonder what's up." says Duo as he stops dancing and begins to think. "Ah, it's probably just my imagination!" Duo then scurries to the kitchen to get something to eat.
Trowa and Quatre look at each other. They know Duo deserves to know the truth, but they don't want to miss out on the joke. Heero, on the other hand, says nothing as usual. (he's still mad that Duo eats at McDonald's every time he cooks)
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The next day, all the Gundam boys are sitting in the living room, waiting for Duo. They took the morning off so that they could be there when Duo gets home from his "dream job."
The front door flies open and an extremely pissed Duo walks in.
"You fucking assholes!! You knew that place only sold mattresses, and you didn't bother to fucking tell me! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!" With that, Duo storms upstairs to his room. With a smile, everyone gets up to go to work. (Quatre felt bad that Duo was embarrassed, and Trowa was still half asleep at the time that he won't laugh about it until later).
The second day of their jobs, Heero decided to pay Duo a visit. He found Duo playing video games like a maniac.
"Oh, yeah baby! I rock! Get him, get him! Woohoo!!" shouts Duo as he pushes buttons furiously. Heero stands there for a few moments, until he walks up to Duo and hits him on the back of the head. "Ow!! What the hell was that for you bastard?!"
"This is what you do all day?" asks Heero with a look of irritation on his face.
"Well, no, but today's slow, so I decided to play. It's not like you do more work than me, ya know." Duo goes back to playing while Heero crosses his arms and stares at Duo. After a few minutes, Heero walks away. Duo merely sighs, as he was afraid Heero was going to do something drastic. Suddenly, Duo is hit on the head with Nerf balls.
"More work than me?! I spend all day carrying heavy boxes, you asshole!" shouts Heero from above as he continues to shoot Duo with a Nerf gun.
"Oh shit!" cries out Duo as he ducks for cover. He quickly runs out of the video games section into the toy guns area. "Ya wanna play, huh?!" shouts Duo from somewhere below. Heero is already on the move.
"You always liked to run away, didn't you Duo?" asks Heero as he searches for Duo from above. He jumps from rack to rack, ready to attack once he spots Duo. Suddenly, Heero is hit with water and different kinds of Nerf balls. He looks over and sees Duo with several different guns, including large water guns.
"Run away?! You know I'm always looking for action!" shouts Duo as he prepares for another assault. Unfortunately, the game doesn't last long as they are both fired and dragged out of the store.
As they sit on the ground, Duo looks over at Heero who is pissed. They were only working for two days until they screwed up. Duo sighs, as he knows it was mainly his fault for edging Heero on. Some sort of pain must be awaiting Duo when they get home. Heero stands up, looks across the street, and turns to Duo.
"What other jobs were on your list?" he asks with a calm face. Duo merely looks up shocked.
"Uh, um, lemme see." sputters Duo as he looks for his list. "Um.... Oh, there's McDonald's! Let's try there!"
Duo and Heero land jobs as cashiers at McDonald's. They only last one day due to Heero harassing the customers. ("Do you want the damn fries or not"!)
Duo sighs as he is being kicked out of one of his favorite places. "Good bye. I shall see you soon, on Sunday..."
Heero looks at Duo with some concern. "But I cook on Sunday.."
Duo begins to walk away, looking at his job list once again. "I know, this is where I always go when you cook."
Several punches, bruises, and curses later, Heero and Duo decide to find jobs separately. Wufei had landed a job teaching martial arts to young children (that won't last long), while Trowa and Quatre are helping out at an after school program.
Heero quickly gets a job in a shooting field, teaching classes on how to shoot properly. After a few more days, everyone is working at their jobs and everything is going fine. Duo, on the other hand, was not able to find another job.
All of a sudden, when everyone was finished eating dinner, Duo bursts into the house. "Guess what?!" he shouts with a huge grin on his face. "I just got a job. And you wouldn't guess where. At "Bedding Experts"!!" Duo then begins to jump up and down like an excited little kid.
"Uh, Duo..." says Quatre with a look of concern on his face. "You do know what they do there, right?"
"Of course I do! That's why there's so many mattresses!" answers Duo, who continues to do a little dance.
"Well, actually, Duo--" Just as Quatre was going to explain what the job actually was, Wufei cuts him off.
"Congratulations Duo. You've finally found a job you'll be good at. I hope it's everything you think it is." Wufei merely smiles (an evil smile) and walks up to his room.
"Hm, that's strange. Wufei's never been nice to me... Wonder what's up." says Duo as he stops dancing and begins to think. "Ah, it's probably just my imagination!" Duo then scurries to the kitchen to get something to eat.
Trowa and Quatre look at each other. They know Duo deserves to know the truth, but they don't want to miss out on the joke. Heero, on the other hand, says nothing as usual. (he's still mad that Duo eats at McDonald's every time he cooks)
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The next day, all the Gundam boys are sitting in the living room, waiting for Duo. They took the morning off so that they could be there when Duo gets home from his "dream job."
The front door flies open and an extremely pissed Duo walks in.
"You fucking assholes!! You knew that place only sold mattresses, and you didn't bother to fucking tell me! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!" With that, Duo storms upstairs to his room. With a smile, everyone gets up to go to work. (Quatre felt bad that Duo was embarrassed, and Trowa was still half asleep at the time that he won't laugh about it until later).