Chapter 11- A knocked up Ell
As they travelled the next day, Arson's phone started ringing.
"Hello"
"Hiya Honey, it's me"
"What's up Amen Babes?"
"Erm...I dunno how to tell you this, but erm..."
"Amen you're scaring me, what is it?"
"Well, you know how we spent a lot of time together while you were in Riverhell?"
"Yes..."
"It's just that, well..."
"Out with it hun"
"I'm pregnant"
"WHAT!!!"
"I'm sorry hun. Your cover-up must have split"
"Babes, I'm so sorry. I must come back to you now"
"NO, my dad will kill you. He's completely flipped when I told him"
"Dammit Amen, you ruined my excuse to get out of here"
"Honey shut up. I'm going to fly to you in my private jet (?!)"
"Okay babes. We're a few miles south of Iregard"
"I'll see you there hun"
"See you babe"
"Love you"
"Love you too, bye"
Arson turned to face the company, "Err.........well just to let you know, I kinda knocked up Amen, and now she's coming to join us"
"YOU BASTARD!!!" shouted Eywin, who had just joined them from Rowham because she was obsessed with fighting"
"Look honey, you and Arson broke up a long time ago, there's no need to talk to him like that" said her father Thedid.
"Yeah sis" jeered Oweme, "He has his family to think of now, so don't try to get back with him again"
Eywin walked up to Arson just as Amen arrived in her private jet. Eywin looked Arson in the eye, and started kissing him.
"Whoa there" he exclaimed, pushing her away and then running to meet Amen.
"Hey babes, are you okay?"
"I'll live" she replied, and then burst into tears.
"Don't cry honey. I'm here for you now" said Arson, hugging her.
"Does this mean you'll go out with me now?" Longlegs asked Eywin.
"In your dreams" Eywin, Thedid and Oweme chorused.
"Fine then"
They all continued on their way to Beeror, Amen and Arson at the rear. They had their arms round each other, and Amen was still sobbing.
"Babes, it'll be okay, I know it will. Your father should take us seriously now; we have a baby to think about"
"Good lord" muttered Grandold to himself, "So Arson can be the caring, loving, husbandly type"
"Just because your preggers doesn't mean we have to stop making out does it? I mean I couldn't cope without shagging for like 6 months, we can still do it right?"
"Spoke too soon" muttered Grandold.
"You silly thing. Why shouldn't we make out? I couldn't cope for that long either. If we did stop it would be four more months, it's been five months since you were last in Riverhell"
"Bloody hell! That's why you're so big. Four more months and we'll have a baby to look after. God that's scary. Fk!"
"I thought you were alright with us becoming parents. I thought you said you'd love me no matter what" sobbed Amen.
"Babes please don't start crying again. I do love you its just fking scary that's all. You forgive me?"
"'course. I love you Arson son of Yourson"
"I love you too babes"
I don't know whether this is sick or sweet, but whatever I think the company continued to walk for two more days before anything significant happening (unless you decide to count Pip-pop discovering he had earwax...). They had stopped for lunch and Arson and Amen were sitting together a short distance from the rest of the group.
"Babes, Amen sweetie, I need to ask you something"
"What is it darling?"
"If you stand up I'll tell yeh"
"Okay then"
Amen stood up, as she did Arson got onto one knee, placed one hand in one of hers, the other with her other on her stomach underneath her top, and looked up seriously into her eyes...how romantic...I think...whatever...
"Amen, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you, and I will love our baby too. We need to prove to your father that we are serious about being a family, so honey, babes, Amen sweetie, will you marry me?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" she screamed, pulling him up and kissing him passionately.
The whole company, who had been listening intently, gasped.
"Okay, okay. Don't kill him; he's not worth it, don't kill him..." said Eywin, and then fainted.
"Well, well, well" said Grandold to Arson, who was kissing his fiancée's tummy, "I never thought I'd see the day when you decided to take a seriously big step and propose. Congratulations you two. I really think you were made for each other"
"I thought we were made because our parents shagged, but hey, whatever. Now fk off Grandold and leave us alone, no offence mate" replied Arson, and Amen giggled and kissed him.
So Arson and Amen walked off to find a private place to shag, while the rest of the company rested.
We now leave this company for a while and go and see what's been happening to Frog, Sum, Gimmy, and that strange creature Gollywog...
As they travelled the next day, Arson's phone started ringing.
"Hello"
"Hiya Honey, it's me"
"What's up Amen Babes?"
"Erm...I dunno how to tell you this, but erm..."
"Amen you're scaring me, what is it?"
"Well, you know how we spent a lot of time together while you were in Riverhell?"
"Yes..."
"It's just that, well..."
"Out with it hun"
"I'm pregnant"
"WHAT!!!"
"I'm sorry hun. Your cover-up must have split"
"Babes, I'm so sorry. I must come back to you now"
"NO, my dad will kill you. He's completely flipped when I told him"
"Dammit Amen, you ruined my excuse to get out of here"
"Honey shut up. I'm going to fly to you in my private jet (?!)"
"Okay babes. We're a few miles south of Iregard"
"I'll see you there hun"
"See you babe"
"Love you"
"Love you too, bye"
Arson turned to face the company, "Err.........well just to let you know, I kinda knocked up Amen, and now she's coming to join us"
"YOU BASTARD!!!" shouted Eywin, who had just joined them from Rowham because she was obsessed with fighting"
"Look honey, you and Arson broke up a long time ago, there's no need to talk to him like that" said her father Thedid.
"Yeah sis" jeered Oweme, "He has his family to think of now, so don't try to get back with him again"
Eywin walked up to Arson just as Amen arrived in her private jet. Eywin looked Arson in the eye, and started kissing him.
"Whoa there" he exclaimed, pushing her away and then running to meet Amen.
"Hey babes, are you okay?"
"I'll live" she replied, and then burst into tears.
"Don't cry honey. I'm here for you now" said Arson, hugging her.
"Does this mean you'll go out with me now?" Longlegs asked Eywin.
"In your dreams" Eywin, Thedid and Oweme chorused.
"Fine then"
They all continued on their way to Beeror, Amen and Arson at the rear. They had their arms round each other, and Amen was still sobbing.
"Babes, it'll be okay, I know it will. Your father should take us seriously now; we have a baby to think about"
"Good lord" muttered Grandold to himself, "So Arson can be the caring, loving, husbandly type"
"Just because your preggers doesn't mean we have to stop making out does it? I mean I couldn't cope without shagging for like 6 months, we can still do it right?"
"Spoke too soon" muttered Grandold.
"You silly thing. Why shouldn't we make out? I couldn't cope for that long either. If we did stop it would be four more months, it's been five months since you were last in Riverhell"
"Bloody hell! That's why you're so big. Four more months and we'll have a baby to look after. God that's scary. Fk!"
"I thought you were alright with us becoming parents. I thought you said you'd love me no matter what" sobbed Amen.
"Babes please don't start crying again. I do love you its just fking scary that's all. You forgive me?"
"'course. I love you Arson son of Yourson"
"I love you too babes"
I don't know whether this is sick or sweet, but whatever I think the company continued to walk for two more days before anything significant happening (unless you decide to count Pip-pop discovering he had earwax...). They had stopped for lunch and Arson and Amen were sitting together a short distance from the rest of the group.
"Babes, Amen sweetie, I need to ask you something"
"What is it darling?"
"If you stand up I'll tell yeh"
"Okay then"
Amen stood up, as she did Arson got onto one knee, placed one hand in one of hers, the other with her other on her stomach underneath her top, and looked up seriously into her eyes...how romantic...I think...whatever...
"Amen, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you, and I will love our baby too. We need to prove to your father that we are serious about being a family, so honey, babes, Amen sweetie, will you marry me?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" she screamed, pulling him up and kissing him passionately.
The whole company, who had been listening intently, gasped.
"Okay, okay. Don't kill him; he's not worth it, don't kill him..." said Eywin, and then fainted.
"Well, well, well" said Grandold to Arson, who was kissing his fiancée's tummy, "I never thought I'd see the day when you decided to take a seriously big step and propose. Congratulations you two. I really think you were made for each other"
"I thought we were made because our parents shagged, but hey, whatever. Now fk off Grandold and leave us alone, no offence mate" replied Arson, and Amen giggled and kissed him.
So Arson and Amen walked off to find a private place to shag, while the rest of the company rested.
We now leave this company for a while and go and see what's been happening to Frog, Sum, Gimmy, and that strange creature Gollywog...