Chapter 10
A warthog sniffed through the camp. It entered Tobius's tent, and licked his face. He creaked his eyes open. "Wa?…Yahh!" Tobius ran out of his tent and woke everyone else up.
"What is wrong with you Tobius?!" Kitty yelled at him
"Pig, hog, warthog!" Tobius said frantically.
"Oh no, not a warthog, it will be doom to us all." Kathy said plainly.
"Hey, you'd freak out if you woke up to a hog licking your face." Tobius yelled at her.
"Well Tobius, at least some species think your attractive." Kathy said smiling.
Tobius just looked at her sternly, then he spun around. "That hog is my breakfast!" Tobius turned into a lion and ran after it.
"Why couldn't I have gotten a real, and smart brother. Instead I got Tweedle dee, the wonder dummy." Kathy walked back to her tent.
"Can't you just smell za sibling love." Kurt said sarcastically.
"Yeah, it reeks." Scott said.
"Mmm, warthog for breakfast, thanks Tobius." Kitty walked off in disgust.
"What, what's wrong with warthog?" Tobius looked at Kitty as she walked away.
"Toby, Toby, Toby." Kathy said shaking her head. She was hesitant to take a bite out of the meat, even if she was a carnivore at heart. "I wonder if there are more."
"More what?" Tobius said
"Aliens here. I mean there's no way to tell, it's not like we have a device to track these things down, even though I'm pretty sure it gives off an energy signal that could be picked up, if it's truly the plasma around the earth splitting, opening up portals to other world."
Tobius swallowed. "Maybe I could make something, you know I'm good with all that kind of crap. We would just have to find out what kind of energy it produces, like you said, and then see if I could make like a handheld tracker to pick up the reading. All it would take is a modified GPS, or PDA. Pretty simple."
"You don't make it sound simple." Kathy said
"Well it's not that simple, but it is to me, and Forge could help."
"That would be cool."
"Yeah it would cool, I mean I would be the only person to do that."
"Exactly. How many people do you know that modifies a PDA to track aliens."
"That be sweet."
"See bro, you can make sense sometimes."
"What do you mean sometimes?" Tobius said with a raised eyebrow.
Kathy just smirked a gave him a playful punch on his shoulder
"You two nice to each anozer! Zat is scarier zan Nightmare On Elm Street." Kurt said
"Where'd you come from?" Tobius said
"Rumor has it zat za stork brought me." Kurt said.
"Isn't he so funny Tob?" Kathy said sarcastically.
"And you are so cruel Kathy." Kurt said
"Only to you."
"And mean."
"I feel left out now." Tobius said
"Awwwwwwwwww. To bad." Kathy said
"Ha you lied. Your cruel and mean to me too." Tobius said.
Suddenly a something flew over their heads.
"Vat vas zat?" Kurt said frantically.
"It was UFA!" Kathy cried out
"A UF what?" Tobius said
"Unidentified Flying Alien." Kathy said
"Oh." Kurt said
Then the three of them looked at each other, then yelled in unison. "ALIEN!"
"After it!" Kathy yelled out. Tobius turned into a falcon and raced after it. Kathy followed on the ground. Kurt looked around, then ran to tell the others.
Kath, run to that cliff and climb up it and grab on to the thing and kill it. I'll herd it there. Tobius told her.
"Alien rodeo!" Kathy yelled in glee. She picked up her speed. She reached the cliff and jumped and grabbed hold of a rock. She hopped from one spot to another. She made it to the top and the alien was fly straight at her. Kathy crouched down ready to spring up. But the alien saw her and turned sharply to her right. "NO" Kathy yelled out and took out her desert eagle handgun. She shot it twice and it fell to the ground. It let out a horrible screech, like nothing she ever heard.
That works to. Tobius flew in a circle around the alien.
Then the others showed up.
"Oh yeah, now you all come running to the rescue when I killed it already." Kathy said as she crawled down the cliff.
"It's an alien. A real alien." Jean said. The alien had wings like a bat, but covered in golden scales. It had back legs only that were more like pinchers, made grasp hold on branches. It was small, about ten feet in length. It had four red eyes on it's head and a huge froglike mouth lined with huge razor sharp teeth. It had a short tail that was spaded at the end to act like a rudder, to help it fly.
"There's something you don't see everyday. This is like totally creepy." Kitty said.
"Ja." Kurt agreed.
Kathy looked at the thing. "It is an external breather."
"A what?" Rouge asked
"You know how bugs have holes in their exoskeleton, because they have no lungs, well that's what this has. It probably lived on a primitive and young planet, and that also has a high amount of oxygen. That's why it died so easily when I shot it. Not enough oxygen."
"So it has a mouth just to eat?" Scott said
"That's basically what mouths evolved for, just to eat." Kathy said
"Creepy. Vat are ve going to do vith it?"
"Burn it. We don't need any incriminating evidence. We burn it and stash the bones in the X-Jet. The Professor will be interested into it." Scott said
"So that means I can't put pictures of it on my website." Kathy said
"Nope, sorry. We should really get going. Maybe the Professor is back." Scott said
They arrived back at the mansion. The new recruits made it into a sty.
"We leave for a day and a half, and it looks like we were gone for a millennium." Jean said
Bobby showed up.
"Did the Prof. get back yet?" Tobius asked
"Nope, said he would stay longer. There is a slight problem, oh I told him you guys went to Africa, and we took care of Canada. We captured the little things. There was a whole pack of these dog like things and we took there pups."
"Did you kill the parents first?" Jean asked
"Yup. Magma turned them into shish ka bobs."
"Cool."
"Is zat System Of A Down playing Chop Suey?" Kurt asked
"Yup, from my CD." Kathy said. They were looking at the pups that the New Recruits took.
"They are like so cute!" Kitty said. And they were. They looked like little puppies with big feet that they have yet to grow into. With little floppy ears and a short tail with white tips. They also had white stripes on their backs, except for one that was albino. They had faces like husky puppies. They were only a month old.
"Think we should keep them." Kathy said
"And what the Professor say if he came back and saw alien dogs living in the mansion?" Scott said
"I don't know, not like we can tell the future." Kathy said
"I we do keep zem, zen ve should name zem." Kurt said as he picked one up.
"We could name the albino one Ghost." Kitty said as she cradled it in her arms.
"They are cute." Tobius said
"I'd call this one Kawrel." Kathy said
"Kawrel? Vat kind of name is zat?" Kurt said
"I don't know. I just like it, besides one of the people I knew that worked for Trex was named that. He was really sweet and gave his life up for me."
"Kinda small, isn't he?" Tobius said. He was right. Kawrel was small, and darker with bolder stripes. He also had a white blotch around his nose.
"He's different, just like we all are." Kathy said
"Well we just found out the fact that Kitty, and Kathy have claimed and named one for themselves." Scott said.
"Hey we could name this on Icy." Bobby said
"Go right ahead." Jean said
Kurt picked a little female up. "She's cute. I'll call her Jenna."'
"Ooo, getting fancy Kurt." Kathy said.
There was two left. One large one that was almost black, and the stripes were gray. The other one was normal size and had a tan coat and snow white stripes on her back.
"Let's name the little black one Roshan." Jean said
"Okay, and lets name the last one Jackie." Tobius said
"Jackie, like our old dog?" Kathy said
"Yeah, I miss him, that little westie." Tobius sighed
A warthog sniffed through the camp. It entered Tobius's tent, and licked his face. He creaked his eyes open. "Wa?…Yahh!" Tobius ran out of his tent and woke everyone else up.
"What is wrong with you Tobius?!" Kitty yelled at him
"Pig, hog, warthog!" Tobius said frantically.
"Oh no, not a warthog, it will be doom to us all." Kathy said plainly.
"Hey, you'd freak out if you woke up to a hog licking your face." Tobius yelled at her.
"Well Tobius, at least some species think your attractive." Kathy said smiling.
Tobius just looked at her sternly, then he spun around. "That hog is my breakfast!" Tobius turned into a lion and ran after it.
"Why couldn't I have gotten a real, and smart brother. Instead I got Tweedle dee, the wonder dummy." Kathy walked back to her tent.
"Can't you just smell za sibling love." Kurt said sarcastically.
"Yeah, it reeks." Scott said.
"Mmm, warthog for breakfast, thanks Tobius." Kitty walked off in disgust.
"What, what's wrong with warthog?" Tobius looked at Kitty as she walked away.
"Toby, Toby, Toby." Kathy said shaking her head. She was hesitant to take a bite out of the meat, even if she was a carnivore at heart. "I wonder if there are more."
"More what?" Tobius said
"Aliens here. I mean there's no way to tell, it's not like we have a device to track these things down, even though I'm pretty sure it gives off an energy signal that could be picked up, if it's truly the plasma around the earth splitting, opening up portals to other world."
Tobius swallowed. "Maybe I could make something, you know I'm good with all that kind of crap. We would just have to find out what kind of energy it produces, like you said, and then see if I could make like a handheld tracker to pick up the reading. All it would take is a modified GPS, or PDA. Pretty simple."
"You don't make it sound simple." Kathy said
"Well it's not that simple, but it is to me, and Forge could help."
"That would be cool."
"Yeah it would cool, I mean I would be the only person to do that."
"Exactly. How many people do you know that modifies a PDA to track aliens."
"That be sweet."
"See bro, you can make sense sometimes."
"What do you mean sometimes?" Tobius said with a raised eyebrow.
Kathy just smirked a gave him a playful punch on his shoulder
"You two nice to each anozer! Zat is scarier zan Nightmare On Elm Street." Kurt said
"Where'd you come from?" Tobius said
"Rumor has it zat za stork brought me." Kurt said.
"Isn't he so funny Tob?" Kathy said sarcastically.
"And you are so cruel Kathy." Kurt said
"Only to you."
"And mean."
"I feel left out now." Tobius said
"Awwwwwwwwww. To bad." Kathy said
"Ha you lied. Your cruel and mean to me too." Tobius said.
Suddenly a something flew over their heads.
"Vat vas zat?" Kurt said frantically.
"It was UFA!" Kathy cried out
"A UF what?" Tobius said
"Unidentified Flying Alien." Kathy said
"Oh." Kurt said
Then the three of them looked at each other, then yelled in unison. "ALIEN!"
"After it!" Kathy yelled out. Tobius turned into a falcon and raced after it. Kathy followed on the ground. Kurt looked around, then ran to tell the others.
Kath, run to that cliff and climb up it and grab on to the thing and kill it. I'll herd it there. Tobius told her.
"Alien rodeo!" Kathy yelled in glee. She picked up her speed. She reached the cliff and jumped and grabbed hold of a rock. She hopped from one spot to another. She made it to the top and the alien was fly straight at her. Kathy crouched down ready to spring up. But the alien saw her and turned sharply to her right. "NO" Kathy yelled out and took out her desert eagle handgun. She shot it twice and it fell to the ground. It let out a horrible screech, like nothing she ever heard.
That works to. Tobius flew in a circle around the alien.
Then the others showed up.
"Oh yeah, now you all come running to the rescue when I killed it already." Kathy said as she crawled down the cliff.
"It's an alien. A real alien." Jean said. The alien had wings like a bat, but covered in golden scales. It had back legs only that were more like pinchers, made grasp hold on branches. It was small, about ten feet in length. It had four red eyes on it's head and a huge froglike mouth lined with huge razor sharp teeth. It had a short tail that was spaded at the end to act like a rudder, to help it fly.
"There's something you don't see everyday. This is like totally creepy." Kitty said.
"Ja." Kurt agreed.
Kathy looked at the thing. "It is an external breather."
"A what?" Rouge asked
"You know how bugs have holes in their exoskeleton, because they have no lungs, well that's what this has. It probably lived on a primitive and young planet, and that also has a high amount of oxygen. That's why it died so easily when I shot it. Not enough oxygen."
"So it has a mouth just to eat?" Scott said
"That's basically what mouths evolved for, just to eat." Kathy said
"Creepy. Vat are ve going to do vith it?"
"Burn it. We don't need any incriminating evidence. We burn it and stash the bones in the X-Jet. The Professor will be interested into it." Scott said
"So that means I can't put pictures of it on my website." Kathy said
"Nope, sorry. We should really get going. Maybe the Professor is back." Scott said
They arrived back at the mansion. The new recruits made it into a sty.
"We leave for a day and a half, and it looks like we were gone for a millennium." Jean said
Bobby showed up.
"Did the Prof. get back yet?" Tobius asked
"Nope, said he would stay longer. There is a slight problem, oh I told him you guys went to Africa, and we took care of Canada. We captured the little things. There was a whole pack of these dog like things and we took there pups."
"Did you kill the parents first?" Jean asked
"Yup. Magma turned them into shish ka bobs."
"Cool."
"Is zat System Of A Down playing Chop Suey?" Kurt asked
"Yup, from my CD." Kathy said. They were looking at the pups that the New Recruits took.
"They are like so cute!" Kitty said. And they were. They looked like little puppies with big feet that they have yet to grow into. With little floppy ears and a short tail with white tips. They also had white stripes on their backs, except for one that was albino. They had faces like husky puppies. They were only a month old.
"Think we should keep them." Kathy said
"And what the Professor say if he came back and saw alien dogs living in the mansion?" Scott said
"I don't know, not like we can tell the future." Kathy said
"I we do keep zem, zen ve should name zem." Kurt said as he picked one up.
"We could name the albino one Ghost." Kitty said as she cradled it in her arms.
"They are cute." Tobius said
"I'd call this one Kawrel." Kathy said
"Kawrel? Vat kind of name is zat?" Kurt said
"I don't know. I just like it, besides one of the people I knew that worked for Trex was named that. He was really sweet and gave his life up for me."
"Kinda small, isn't he?" Tobius said. He was right. Kawrel was small, and darker with bolder stripes. He also had a white blotch around his nose.
"He's different, just like we all are." Kathy said
"Well we just found out the fact that Kitty, and Kathy have claimed and named one for themselves." Scott said.
"Hey we could name this on Icy." Bobby said
"Go right ahead." Jean said
Kurt picked a little female up. "She's cute. I'll call her Jenna."'
"Ooo, getting fancy Kurt." Kathy said.
There was two left. One large one that was almost black, and the stripes were gray. The other one was normal size and had a tan coat and snow white stripes on her back.
"Let's name the little black one Roshan." Jean said
"Okay, and lets name the last one Jackie." Tobius said
"Jackie, like our old dog?" Kathy said
"Yeah, I miss him, that little westie." Tobius sighed