Sorry I haven't updated for ages, but I started this chapter and then,
being me, couldn't be arsed to finish it...
Chapter 12- Three to Four
"I HATE YOU" Sum shouted out of nowhere, no correction- out of his arse; the origin of his speech...anyway...
"What the fk??? Stop being gay Sum ("Hypocrite", muttered Gimmy). It's only a load of rocks. We'll find a way out soon (cough from Gimmy). If you wanna blame someone blame Gimmy...or yourself...or anyone who ain't me really...Why does everyone always pick on me? What I do??? Hey??? Tell me???" blabbered Frog, then, suddenly realizing he was alone, "Hey! Where'd everyone go? Why does this always happen to me? I hate life. Life is shitty. It sucks"
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP GAYNESS!" screamed a voice.
"What the fk?" said Frog, jumping.
"It talks too much gayness. It hurts our earses. It annoys us gayness" said the voice, stepping out from behind a rock. It was Gollywog the weird ex-habbit, ring-owner thing or whatever. How am I meant to know who he is? I mean GOD, I only wrote this damned story for fks sake. By the way I dedicate Gollywog to Dale (how many things are dedicated to her now- anyone know???), love you girl...not in that way peeps...And also I only write 'fuck' as 'fk' because the asterisks look pretty (have I mentioned this before? Man, I'm useless...). I'm not afraid to write 'fuck' for fucks sake. Anyway on with this crap...
"Who the fk are you?" asked Frog, not very polite is he? Habbits- no manners between the lot of them, honestly what is this world coming too (wait, In-Betweeny-Place doesn't exist- never mind then)?
"It doesn't know who we is gayness. It's stupid gayness. It doesn't know what we want gayness" said Gollywog (he actually went on like this for ages, but I think you get the picture...)
"Okay, okay, enough, I get the fking message. No need to go on about it you arsey thing. Just tell me who and what the fking hell you are, and be done with it"
"It's rude to us gayness, nasty tall habbit. We doesn't remember who we is gayness (anyone else see a slight contradiction here? Some random creatures, GOD, honestly. They have a go at you for not knowing who they are, and then don't even know themselves.......). Stupid habbit is mean to us. Rude to poor, poor Gollywog" (By then way I disclaim the style of Gollywog's speech, because it belong to Tolkien, and Tolkien alone...well some of it's taken from the films, but anyway, who actually gives a fk???)
"What the fk is going on? And (seeing Gollywog) who the fk is he? Is it a he?" panted Gimmy.
"Yeah" said Sum- making a great contribution as always.
Gimmy and Sum had run back to see what was happening, because they had become fed up of waiting for him.
"How am I meant to know what's going on? I dunno what this thing is- he won't tell me, and he doesn't even know himself anyway. You guys are so gay (cough sounding suspiciously like 'hypocrite' from Gimmy), why'd you go, you suck. For fks sake, why'd I get stuck with shitty arses like you anyway? Why didn't Grandold and I'llrun find some intelligent people to help me?"
"What like you?" said Gimmy sarcastically.
"As a matter of fact, yes (modest as always). If he'd found some clever peeps I wouldn't be stuck in such a fking mess with you shitwipes (word dedicated and courtesy of Dale...again)"
"SHUT UP GAYNESS!!!" screamed Gollywog suddenly, "Why doesn't stupid tall habbit ever stop blabbering gayness? No consideration for poor Gollywog. Why doesn't it tell us what's going on and then leave us alone, gayness?"
"What the hell are you?" asked Sum- ignoring and oblivious to the fact that this has been established, like, three times or summin, but hey low IQ...
"I DOESN'T KNOW GAYNESS. SHUT UP GAYNESS. TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW OR GOLLYWOG WILL HUNT YOU FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER"
"Okay, calm down" said Frog, "Look I'll tell you as much as I can be arsed and wish to tell you if you promise to get us out of this pile of rocks, and then lead us to Baceezer"
"Baceezer?" questioned Gollywog, confused, "Why does it want to go there, gayness? That's where The Sour One lives gayness. Not where we wants to go. Gollywog can't lead nasty Habbits and Dafty there. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... (Gimmy kicked him). Stupid fat Daft, what has Gollywog ever done to him ("Existed" muttered Gimmy- God he mutters a lot, honestly...)? Gollywog will lead habbitses and Daft to Drunkard land. Golliwog will show daft"
"Ta" said Frog casually, "Do lead on. (Then quietly to Gimmy and Sum) Sucker"
So Gollywog led them through the load of rocks - called 'Rocky Place'- (I know, so inspiring, but hey I'm lazy...) for he knew it well and liked to look important (it also gave him something to do).
Eventually he led them out of the rocks and ahead of them the site wasn't much better.
"Oh fk!!!" shouted Gimmy and Frog, while Sum just looked confused.
"Err, where are we?" he asked, but was ignored.
"Wussy habbitses and Daft" said Gollywog to himself, "Gollywog will lead them through, but danger is very big and we wants our gayness back, gayness"
Chapter 12- Three to Four
"I HATE YOU" Sum shouted out of nowhere, no correction- out of his arse; the origin of his speech...anyway...
"What the fk??? Stop being gay Sum ("Hypocrite", muttered Gimmy). It's only a load of rocks. We'll find a way out soon (cough from Gimmy). If you wanna blame someone blame Gimmy...or yourself...or anyone who ain't me really...Why does everyone always pick on me? What I do??? Hey??? Tell me???" blabbered Frog, then, suddenly realizing he was alone, "Hey! Where'd everyone go? Why does this always happen to me? I hate life. Life is shitty. It sucks"
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP GAYNESS!" screamed a voice.
"What the fk?" said Frog, jumping.
"It talks too much gayness. It hurts our earses. It annoys us gayness" said the voice, stepping out from behind a rock. It was Gollywog the weird ex-habbit, ring-owner thing or whatever. How am I meant to know who he is? I mean GOD, I only wrote this damned story for fks sake. By the way I dedicate Gollywog to Dale (how many things are dedicated to her now- anyone know???), love you girl...not in that way peeps...And also I only write 'fuck' as 'fk' because the asterisks look pretty (have I mentioned this before? Man, I'm useless...). I'm not afraid to write 'fuck' for fucks sake. Anyway on with this crap...
"Who the fk are you?" asked Frog, not very polite is he? Habbits- no manners between the lot of them, honestly what is this world coming too (wait, In-Betweeny-Place doesn't exist- never mind then)?
"It doesn't know who we is gayness. It's stupid gayness. It doesn't know what we want gayness" said Gollywog (he actually went on like this for ages, but I think you get the picture...)
"Okay, okay, enough, I get the fking message. No need to go on about it you arsey thing. Just tell me who and what the fking hell you are, and be done with it"
"It's rude to us gayness, nasty tall habbit. We doesn't remember who we is gayness (anyone else see a slight contradiction here? Some random creatures, GOD, honestly. They have a go at you for not knowing who they are, and then don't even know themselves.......). Stupid habbit is mean to us. Rude to poor, poor Gollywog" (By then way I disclaim the style of Gollywog's speech, because it belong to Tolkien, and Tolkien alone...well some of it's taken from the films, but anyway, who actually gives a fk???)
"What the fk is going on? And (seeing Gollywog) who the fk is he? Is it a he?" panted Gimmy.
"Yeah" said Sum- making a great contribution as always.
Gimmy and Sum had run back to see what was happening, because they had become fed up of waiting for him.
"How am I meant to know what's going on? I dunno what this thing is- he won't tell me, and he doesn't even know himself anyway. You guys are so gay (cough sounding suspiciously like 'hypocrite' from Gimmy), why'd you go, you suck. For fks sake, why'd I get stuck with shitty arses like you anyway? Why didn't Grandold and I'llrun find some intelligent people to help me?"
"What like you?" said Gimmy sarcastically.
"As a matter of fact, yes (modest as always). If he'd found some clever peeps I wouldn't be stuck in such a fking mess with you shitwipes (word dedicated and courtesy of Dale...again)"
"SHUT UP GAYNESS!!!" screamed Gollywog suddenly, "Why doesn't stupid tall habbit ever stop blabbering gayness? No consideration for poor Gollywog. Why doesn't it tell us what's going on and then leave us alone, gayness?"
"What the hell are you?" asked Sum- ignoring and oblivious to the fact that this has been established, like, three times or summin, but hey low IQ...
"I DOESN'T KNOW GAYNESS. SHUT UP GAYNESS. TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW OR GOLLYWOG WILL HUNT YOU FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER"
"Okay, calm down" said Frog, "Look I'll tell you as much as I can be arsed and wish to tell you if you promise to get us out of this pile of rocks, and then lead us to Baceezer"
"Baceezer?" questioned Gollywog, confused, "Why does it want to go there, gayness? That's where The Sour One lives gayness. Not where we wants to go. Gollywog can't lead nasty Habbits and Dafty there. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... (Gimmy kicked him). Stupid fat Daft, what has Gollywog ever done to him ("Existed" muttered Gimmy- God he mutters a lot, honestly...)? Gollywog will lead habbitses and Daft to Drunkard land. Golliwog will show daft"
"Ta" said Frog casually, "Do lead on. (Then quietly to Gimmy and Sum) Sucker"
So Gollywog led them through the load of rocks - called 'Rocky Place'- (I know, so inspiring, but hey I'm lazy...) for he knew it well and liked to look important (it also gave him something to do).
Eventually he led them out of the rocks and ahead of them the site wasn't much better.
"Oh fk!!!" shouted Gimmy and Frog, while Sum just looked confused.
"Err, where are we?" he asked, but was ignored.
"Wussy habbitses and Daft" said Gollywog to himself, "Gollywog will lead them through, but danger is very big and we wants our gayness back, gayness"