Chapter Two

The Journey Goes on...

The group walked on up the mountain, Sam as always right behind Frodo and um... staring. And Frodo as usual always trying to walk fast. Gollum as usual is far ahead thanks to his flexible thin body. Gollum is at the top and sees Frodo and Sam approaching. He holds out his hand and Frodo grabs it. HE hoists Frodo up on the ledge. Then he holds out his hand for Sam. Sam grabs his hand and Gollum starts to hoist him up then he said "Oops," and let go.

"Smeagol!" Frodo yelled.

"The Fat Gay I mean hobbitses is too heavy for Smeagol to lifts," Gollum replied.

After what seemed like ages Sam finally reaches the top again. They continue their journey. On their way they see a bog. "Don't touch the waters master," Gollum warned. Frodo looks into the water and sees something shiny.

"Ohhh," Frodo sighed and jumped in.

Sam jumped onto him and caught his ankles before he hit the surface but it was no use. They both went in. Gollum quickly grabbed Frodo by the collar and dragged him up on the bank. After Frodo got done coughing and admiring his newly found quarter Gollum starts walking again.

"Where are you going, We need to get Sam!?"

"Who?" Gollum said and kept walking.

He heard a splash and caught a glimpse of the tail of Frodo's cloak go into the water. Gollum rushes over and pulls Frodo out of the bog again by the collar. But this time Sam was hanging on to Frodo's ankles.

"Noo... No... ," Gollum screeched. "GO back in, Goes back in!" he yelled while attacking Sam and pushing him towards the bank of the water.

"Smeagol what are you doing?" Yelled Frodo as he quickly jumped up to get the two apart.

After Frodo, the peacemaker, settled their quarrel they were on their way. Once again evening approached and they began to make camp. Sam cooked and Frodo watched over his ring, and Gollum stalked around. They all went to sleep except for Gollum who usually never sleeps.

"We will again gets our preciousss back." Said Gollum.

"But master trusts Smeagol!" retorted um... Smeagol.

"Who cares, We will kill the fat one and make the thief give back what was mine... I mean oursss."

"What do you mean yours?" said Smeagol crossly. "You mean MINE!" Said Smeagol greedily.

"That's what I said, Get our ears clean!"

"YOU DO IT I DID IT LAST TIME!!"

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