Disclaimer: Everything to do with Harry Potter belongs to JKRowling, I also do not own the teletubbies or the tweenies.
A/N- This is a very very short fanfic written in a moment of madness, and was never finished. For anyone who doesn't know who the teletubbies or the tweenies are, they are kids TV shows. I recall the teletubbies even having a Christmas single, which reached No.1 in the UK charts, it's something I think most would rather forget.
When The Past Comes Back To Haunt You...MWAHAHAHAHA!
It was a dark stormy night when Minerva McGonagall walked into Hogs Head supposedly to meet Dumbledore for a very 'secret' meeting. So our dear Dumbledore chose Hogs Head (for the sinister effect), which was considerably full of Death Eaters and the DA club (dressed as girl guides), instead of his private, completely safe, anti-Voldemort jinxed office. So to disguise himself from lurking evil (or the guys wearing 'I love Voldie' t-shirts) he was coming dressed as a lime-green bunny, lil' fluffy tail and ears included, which he had rented from his local 'Party Time' costume shop. Yet no green bunny graced the Hogs Heads grubby seats, or ordered food from the health and safety hazard kitchen.
Instead stood her worst fear, the most terrifying teletubby the world has ever seen (no matter how frightening their Christmas single was, this was worse). The Giant, hot pink, teletubby had a TV ariel on the top of its head shaped like a heart (lighting up every few seconds and emitting neon pink light), the TV in its stomach was showing tweenies reruns (the traitor!) She couldn't believe it, in front of her, Minerva McGonagall, stood no other than Voldemort.
DUN DUN DUN!