This first song parody is a tradition (starting with my friends who first
wrote a song like this using Ramna characters) The song was originally
"It's a Hard Knock Life" from the movie Annie. I write these for a lot of
my favorite anime. This is the first one I have ever posted. Oh, and I
would suggest you don't sing it out loud....then it sounds even stupider...
And now, "It's a Hard Knock Life" sung by the Furuba cast
Momiji: Hey, lets sing a song!!! (music starts playing)
Everyone: NO!!!
Momiji: Oh, come on, please?!?!?!
Everyone: Fine
Momiji: Yay! OK, Kyo, you go first!
Kyo: What?!??!?! No way!!!
Momiji: please
Kyo: Ok, fine.
(sings to tune) It's a hard knock life for me,
living with that damned Yuki.
I swear I'll beat him someday.
That damn rat is in my way.
It's a hard knock life.
Yuki: Don't it feel like you're always transforming?
Ayame: Don't it feel like he's pushing me away?
Yuki: I wouldn't do that if you weren't so stupid.
Ayame: Yuki, come to my store today!
It's a hard knock life!
Yuki: (speaking) No.
Momiji: It's a hard knock life for me
But I'll keep every memory.
Even ones that make me sad
At least I still got my dad
It's a hard knock life
Kisa: It's a hard knock life for me
Other kids make fun of me
The make fun of my eyes and hair
I might as well not be there
It's a hard knock life
Kagura: Why wont my Kyo just love me?
Kyo: Maybe because you're a stupid boar
Kagura: I don't care what you say (goes crazy and starts throwing Kyo
around)
IT JUST MAKES ME LOVE YOU MORE!!!!
It's a hard knock life
Kyo: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yuki: It's a yard knock life for me
Living in this family
and as the zodiac rat
and dealing with that stupid cat
Kyo: (speaking) SAY THAT AGAIN YOU DAMNED RAT!!!
Yuki: (speaks) Stu-pid cat
(sings) It's a hard knock life
Hiro: It's a hard knock life for me
All Kisa says is Sissy
Tohru's just a stupid girl
Makes me want to hurl
It's a hard knock life
Ritsu: Um, it's a hard knock life for me....
OH MY GOD!!! I'M SO SORRY I SHOULDN'T BE COMPLAINING I SHOULD JUST DIE!!!!
I'M SORRY!!!!!
Yuki: (covers ears) Don't it feel like Ritsu's always screaming
Haru: Don't it feel like I'm always going black
Yuki: Haru, why are you here?
Black Haru: I've come to fight you, rat.
It's a hard knock life
Ayame: It's a hard knock life for me
My name is Ayame
Everyone loves me so
I'm popular and it shows
It's a hard knock life
Kyo: (speaks) Someone need to pop his big head.
Ayame: HoHaHaHaHaHa!!!!
Hatori: Don't it feel like I'm surrounded by idiots?
Shigure: Hari, you don't have to be so mean
Momiji: Shigure, you should sing the last verse
Shigure: Oh, really, you choose Me!!!
Shigure: It's a hard knock life for me
Finding ways to tease Mii
Even though my pages are done
I say "no" and have some fun
It's a hard knock life
Momiji: Yay! That was fun!!!
Mii: (runs in) SHIGURE!!!
Shigure: oops, gotta run
Kyo: Thank God it's over....but why is the music still going?
Tohru: Hey, everyone! What are you doing?
Kyo: forget it
Yuki: Let's never do that again
Tohru: Do what?
Momiji: Aw, but it was fun
Black Haru: I'm still waiting for that fight, Yuki.
Tohru: Um, did I miss something? And where is that music coming from? It
sounds familiar.
Yuki: It's nothing, Miss Honda.
Tohru: OK, then I'll go make us some snacks
Momiji: Yay!!!
Mysterious singing voices: No more hard knock life no more hard knock life!
NO -- MORE -- HARD KNOCK LIFE!!!!
Tohru: Uh....
A/N well, What'd'ya think? Stupid, right? Please review, whether it's just
flames or constructive critisism.
wrote a song like this using Ramna characters) The song was originally
"It's a Hard Knock Life" from the movie Annie. I write these for a lot of
my favorite anime. This is the first one I have ever posted. Oh, and I
would suggest you don't sing it out loud....then it sounds even stupider...
And now, "It's a Hard Knock Life" sung by the Furuba cast
Momiji: Hey, lets sing a song!!! (music starts playing)
Everyone: NO!!!
Momiji: Oh, come on, please?!?!?!
Everyone: Fine
Momiji: Yay! OK, Kyo, you go first!
Kyo: What?!??!?! No way!!!
Momiji: please
Kyo: Ok, fine.
(sings to tune) It's a hard knock life for me,
living with that damned Yuki.
I swear I'll beat him someday.
That damn rat is in my way.
It's a hard knock life.
Yuki: Don't it feel like you're always transforming?
Ayame: Don't it feel like he's pushing me away?
Yuki: I wouldn't do that if you weren't so stupid.
Ayame: Yuki, come to my store today!
It's a hard knock life!
Yuki: (speaking) No.
Momiji: It's a hard knock life for me
But I'll keep every memory.
Even ones that make me sad
At least I still got my dad
It's a hard knock life
Kisa: It's a hard knock life for me
Other kids make fun of me
The make fun of my eyes and hair
I might as well not be there
It's a hard knock life
Kagura: Why wont my Kyo just love me?
Kyo: Maybe because you're a stupid boar
Kagura: I don't care what you say (goes crazy and starts throwing Kyo
around)
IT JUST MAKES ME LOVE YOU MORE!!!!
It's a hard knock life
Kyo: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yuki: It's a yard knock life for me
Living in this family
and as the zodiac rat
and dealing with that stupid cat
Kyo: (speaking) SAY THAT AGAIN YOU DAMNED RAT!!!
Yuki: (speaks) Stu-pid cat
(sings) It's a hard knock life
Hiro: It's a hard knock life for me
All Kisa says is Sissy
Tohru's just a stupid girl
Makes me want to hurl
It's a hard knock life
Ritsu: Um, it's a hard knock life for me....
OH MY GOD!!! I'M SO SORRY I SHOULDN'T BE COMPLAINING I SHOULD JUST DIE!!!!
I'M SORRY!!!!!
Yuki: (covers ears) Don't it feel like Ritsu's always screaming
Haru: Don't it feel like I'm always going black
Yuki: Haru, why are you here?
Black Haru: I've come to fight you, rat.
It's a hard knock life
Ayame: It's a hard knock life for me
My name is Ayame
Everyone loves me so
I'm popular and it shows
It's a hard knock life
Kyo: (speaks) Someone need to pop his big head.
Ayame: HoHaHaHaHaHa!!!!
Hatori: Don't it feel like I'm surrounded by idiots?
Shigure: Hari, you don't have to be so mean
Momiji: Shigure, you should sing the last verse
Shigure: Oh, really, you choose Me!!!
Shigure: It's a hard knock life for me
Finding ways to tease Mii
Even though my pages are done
I say "no" and have some fun
It's a hard knock life
Momiji: Yay! That was fun!!!
Mii: (runs in) SHIGURE!!!
Shigure: oops, gotta run
Kyo: Thank God it's over....but why is the music still going?
Tohru: Hey, everyone! What are you doing?
Kyo: forget it
Yuki: Let's never do that again
Tohru: Do what?
Momiji: Aw, but it was fun
Black Haru: I'm still waiting for that fight, Yuki.
Tohru: Um, did I miss something? And where is that music coming from? It
sounds familiar.
Yuki: It's nothing, Miss Honda.
Tohru: OK, then I'll go make us some snacks
Momiji: Yay!!!
Mysterious singing voices: No more hard knock life no more hard knock life!
NO -- MORE -- HARD KNOCK LIFE!!!!
Tohru: Uh....
A/N well, What'd'ya think? Stupid, right? Please review, whether it's just
flames or constructive critisism.