Tidus woke up. He just had the weirdest dream: he was trapped inside
a video game where evil muffins attacked and ate each other. "NO! NOT THE
MUFFINS!" Tidus woke up screaming. He always had dreams where evil
murderous pastry fiends attacked people. I must rid the world of evil
pastries! Tidus thought, but first I must go to school.
Tidus got dressed, battled the evil poptart during breakfast and went to school. He walked out the door and joined his best friend Wakka (a boy with really spiky red hair who always held a random basket ball at his side) at the bus stop. "Yo Wakka! Wassup!" Tidus called.
"Hey Tidus!" Wakka answered, "Want part of my toaster pastry?"
"AHHHH! Pastry!"
"What's his problem!?" Aked Lulu, a girl with black hair tied in a pony tail and a black skirt and shirt.
"Oh, he's pastriphobic." Wakka responded.
When the bus finally did come, Wakka, Tidus and Lulu got on and joined their friend Rikku.
"Hey Rikku, who's the new kid ya?" Asked Wakka.
"Oh, hey guys, this is Yunie!"
Tidus stared at the new girl Yuna. Wow...she's amazing Tidus thought, Together we could fight numerous pastries! Or I could ask her out...
Don't you even dare! Said a voice in his mind.
"AHHH! Whose that!" Tidus exclaimed.
I am an evil big blue haired pastry named Seymour. If you ask Yuna to the dance I will instantly vaporize you!
"AHHHH! Not vaporization...O_O" Tidus yelled.
The bus arrived at school, and Tidus was beginning to consider asking Yuna to the dance...being vaporized was a small price to pay.
"Hey Yuna...wanta go to the dance with me?"
"Hell yea!" Yelled Yuna. "Wow...I just got asked out by the most popular kid in the school."
"Actually, Tidus is the dorkiest kid in the school." Wakka commented as he walked up."
"Dam!" Yuna yelled and stormed away.
"Yea! I got a date with Yuna!" Tidus yelled.
The night of the dance Tidus got dressed up in a tux and walked over to Yuna's house. On the way there he met an evil cat lady who threw random cats at him.
Well, at least it's not an evil vaporizing pastry! Tidus thought.
Tidus arrived at Yuna's house and knocked on the door. "Hey! Anyone there!?" He called.
The door opened an inch and then instantly shut. A half a minute later the door swung open revealing an amazingly large muffin. "I am the evil muffin Seymour! I am here to vaporize you!"
Tidus stared at the abnormally large muffin with huge hair. "Noooooooo!" He yelled as he was instantly vaporized by the large vaporizing guns that came out of the muffin's hair.
"Thanks Seymour!" Yuna said as she came to the door and stared down at the pile of sand that was once Tidus.
"Anytime!" Said the muffin...
**Will Tidus ever become unvaporized and get over his fear of pastries!? Will This crazy story ever end?! Probably, because it's too stupid to continue (unless you bribe me WAHAHAHA!) Don't come back, because it'll only be more stupidity!**
Tidus got dressed, battled the evil poptart during breakfast and went to school. He walked out the door and joined his best friend Wakka (a boy with really spiky red hair who always held a random basket ball at his side) at the bus stop. "Yo Wakka! Wassup!" Tidus called.
"Hey Tidus!" Wakka answered, "Want part of my toaster pastry?"
"AHHHH! Pastry!"
"What's his problem!?" Aked Lulu, a girl with black hair tied in a pony tail and a black skirt and shirt.
"Oh, he's pastriphobic." Wakka responded.
When the bus finally did come, Wakka, Tidus and Lulu got on and joined their friend Rikku.
"Hey Rikku, who's the new kid ya?" Asked Wakka.
"Oh, hey guys, this is Yunie!"
Tidus stared at the new girl Yuna. Wow...she's amazing Tidus thought, Together we could fight numerous pastries! Or I could ask her out...
Don't you even dare! Said a voice in his mind.
"AHHH! Whose that!" Tidus exclaimed.
I am an evil big blue haired pastry named Seymour. If you ask Yuna to the dance I will instantly vaporize you!
"AHHHH! Not vaporization...O_O" Tidus yelled.
The bus arrived at school, and Tidus was beginning to consider asking Yuna to the dance...being vaporized was a small price to pay.
"Hey Yuna...wanta go to the dance with me?"
"Hell yea!" Yelled Yuna. "Wow...I just got asked out by the most popular kid in the school."
"Actually, Tidus is the dorkiest kid in the school." Wakka commented as he walked up."
"Dam!" Yuna yelled and stormed away.
"Yea! I got a date with Yuna!" Tidus yelled.
The night of the dance Tidus got dressed up in a tux and walked over to Yuna's house. On the way there he met an evil cat lady who threw random cats at him.
Well, at least it's not an evil vaporizing pastry! Tidus thought.
Tidus arrived at Yuna's house and knocked on the door. "Hey! Anyone there!?" He called.
The door opened an inch and then instantly shut. A half a minute later the door swung open revealing an amazingly large muffin. "I am the evil muffin Seymour! I am here to vaporize you!"
Tidus stared at the abnormally large muffin with huge hair. "Noooooooo!" He yelled as he was instantly vaporized by the large vaporizing guns that came out of the muffin's hair.
"Thanks Seymour!" Yuna said as she came to the door and stared down at the pile of sand that was once Tidus.
"Anytime!" Said the muffin...
**Will Tidus ever become unvaporized and get over his fear of pastries!? Will This crazy story ever end?! Probably, because it's too stupid to continue (unless you bribe me WAHAHAHA!) Don't come back, because it'll only be more stupidity!**