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Operation Humanize Heero: Part 1: Laptop
Duo got ready to do his most favorite thing in the world- attempting to make Heero jump. So far, he'd managed it six times, seven if you counted the accidental explosion of the microwave. Duo grinned and snuck into the room he shared with the Wing pilot. Moving as silently as he could, he moved up behind the brown haired boy who was typing away at the infamous laptop. He sat there for a minute, keeping low.
"Waaaah! Hee-kun, you spend all your time on that laptop of yours! You never do anything with me!" he yelled out suddenly. Heero jumped about a foot, and Duo had to work hard not to cackle with glee. Heero whipped around in his chair and presented Duo with a Yuy Death Glare.
"What did you do that for?" he asked. He sounded annoyed. Duo made himself pout.
"You ditch your own boyfriend to mess around with that stupid computer! Huh! When's the wedding, huh Yuy? Shall I make the invitations?" Duo cried out.
"Duo-" Heero said.
"'We cordially invite you to the happy marriage of Heero Yuy and Laptop Computer! Groom's family on one side, all electronic equipment on the other!" Duo continued.
"Duo-"
"Ha! Next I bet you'll ask me to be your best man! Yeah, sure, 'It's time for the speech, everyone listen up!' 'Yeah, I really hope that my old boyfriend and the computer that stole him from me have a really great, long life together!' ffaahh!" Duo bagan to make himself cry. He'd gotten good at it.
"Duo, please-"Heero tried again.
"No, don't tell me, I know you want to be left alone with your new fiancee, so I'll just leave you to make out with it, or whatever!" Duo yelled. He stomped out the door and slammed it behind him. As soon as he was a safe distance away, he began to giggle quietly. Heero was so predictable. The door would open in a few moments, and Heero would come find him. Then he'd have him right where he wanted him.
Just as Duo knew he would, Heero stood in the middle of the room for a moment, stunned. He looked over at his laptop, which was downloading email innocently. Heero closed the lid, ignoring the beeps of protest, and went out, looking for Duo. He found him curled up in his corner of the living room, hidden behind the stereo system. He was sniffling into his knees. Heero watched him for a moment, then knelt down beside his koi.
"Duo?" he asked.
"Go away." Came the muffled reply. Heero sighed.
"Look, Duo, I'm sorry for ignoring you. I'll make it up to you, okay? I'll stay away from the laptop for a whole week. How's that sound?" he asked. Duo looked up slowly, face blotchy and tear-stained.
"R-really?" Duo asked. Heero nodded.
"After all, we do live together for a reason." He said, a small, Heero-sized smile on his lips. Duo gave him a watery smile, managing to keep the mischevious grin concealed. He was going to enjoy this week.