I am so slow and I am very sorry for being so late! I am just that bad of a person, so just don't be mad please!!! And if anyone would like to help me with ideas on this story please email me.

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Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters and I am sure someone has done a story like this maybe.

Chapter-Freaky Joey

Joey walks onto the set that looks like a tornado had run through it. Every camera but one was on the floor in millions of pieces, burn marks on the carpet and the walls.Spray paint everywhere that spelled out vulger language.

Joey: Hello everyone! And welcome to the re-opening of the interview! I think you can all see the set and you maybe wondering what the hell happen Huh! Well today I am about to show you. After our Halloween episode, some punks descide to vandalize the set!

Joey pulls out a security tape from his back pocket and sticks it into the half beaten up, 20 year old VCR.

Joey: I believe you could help me catch these jerks, I checked the tape earlier but our vandils covered the cam with a plunger, but they didn't know our cams had audio!Punks...(he starts to mumble under his breathe as he presses the play button.)

Joey:Oh and here is some guests from the previous show. There is Yugi,Tea,Tristen and Duke. Seto Kaiba,Mokuba, Bakura and Mai descided not to come.Well heres the video. (The gang comes out and starts to listen)

The video...

The tape starts out with static noise but then clears up.

Setos voice:What...did you plung the camera Mokuba?

Mokuba: Of course I did!I'm not stupid.

Seto:Alright, that Wheeler is going to pay...

Mokuba:Embarassing us on his stupid show!They made me wear a F#&ng dress Seto! A dress!!

Another voice speaks: Why did you start without me Kaiba!?

Mokuba: Sorry Bakura but we just want to get this done fast before the start the Halloween part 2.(shivers loudly)

Then sounds of crashing is heard in the backround.

Mokuba:How was that Seto?

Seto:What?! Oh, good job Mokuba. That geek Wheeler deserves whats coming to him! That bastard telling us what to do on his stupid "family show"!

Bakura: Quiet your blabbing Kaiba, we need to come out of this clean. I think I've got Yugi right where I want him.

(Yugi shuffles around uncomfortably)

Seto: Don't tell me to be quiet you twitcher! Sounds like you are to much into Yugi Moto anyway, is there something you are not telling us

Bakura...(hears Mokuba laughing in the back round)

Bakura:WHAT!!!??? (hear another crash) Say that again you pathetic fool! You are so in love with duel monsters, no one has seen you lookin at a women Kaiba, I bet you never even checked a girl out in your life.

Instead of asking me start asking more about yourself Kaiba!

A silence went on for ten seconds and then you hear horrible crashing noises.

Mokuba: HEY YOU GUYS! CAN YOU GUYS WATCH WHERE YOU GUYS ARE THROWING THAT!

Kaiba: Take that you bastard!

Bakura:Ha you missed. You can't hit m...(Another crashing sound and Bakura yelling in pain)THATS IT!

Mokuba: Bakura, don't light that yet!

Seto: Your crazy! Mokuba get out of here!

Mokuba: NO! I WON'T LEAVE YOU!(Bakura laughing in the backround)

Seto: COME ON MOKUBA! (hear footsteps running outside)

Bakura stops laughing and hear another crashing sound and then an explosion.

The tape becomes fuzzy and Joey ejects the tape.

Everyone: Oo (All of them had wide eyes and they all finally realized why Bakura was in the hospital)

Tea: Holy shit...

Everyone looks at Tea suprised on her reaction knowing she had never cursed before.

Yugi: Wow... I never knew Bakura or Mokuba had it in them...wow...

Everyone was quiet and eyeing Joey and his dead silencess, waiting for the loud outburst they thought he was about to do but he stood very still.

Tea: Hey, Buddy... You know, Bakura is in the hospital, unable to take re..resonsability for his actions...(gulp) ;

Joey:...

Yugi: Yeah! And he is our friend! So is Mokuba, remember Joey, Forgive and Forget! And Kaiba... well you know him.(sweat drops)

Tristen: ;-- (whispers to te rest of the gang) I've never seen him so quiet before, ever...

Everyone looked around wide-eyed to see what Joey was going to do.

He closed his eyes and then turned towards the gang who were scared beyond reason.

Yugi signals to one of the stage hands to bring out the next guest and out walked Serenity.

Serenity:Hi guys? Whats going on?(she said in her cheerful voice not knowing what had just happened)

Joey opened his eyes and saw everyone except Serenity, And then he took a step forward.

Joey: HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME! MY SHOW! KAIBA!!!!!!!

Everyone quickly dodged out of Joeys path and took refuge behind his scared little sister.

Serenity:Uh...Do what Joey?

Joey: Oo;) Who let her in here??!!(Joey looking at all the people behind her)

With sweat drops running down his face,Yugi points at the stage hand who was now running behind the stage and out the back door.

Joey: Will you guys excuse me. (He walks of the stage furious and the gang hears the door shut behind him)

Tea: Well that was scary...

Tristin: Yeah I know, I have never seen him like that before.

Serenity: What happened you guys?

Duke takes Serenity by the shoulder with a smile: I'll explain it to you Serenity, just follow me back stage!

Tristin: Don't touch her Duke! Or I'll...

Tristin was cut off when he looked behind Duke and saw Bakura who looked daized and confused.

Yugi: BAKURA! What are you doing here!? Joey is going to kill you if he finds you here!

Bakura: What happened? where am I? What am I doing here?(Bakura starts to swerve and he falls onto the couch that was also very messed up)

Everyone: Oo; Bakura! (Tea runs over to bakura and checks his temprature)

Tea: He doesn't look good guys, and if Joey comes back and finds Bakura here he's...

Tristin: Screwed?

Tea: Yeah.

Duke: We need to hide him.

Yugi: Why don't we take him to the hospital?

Duke: Cause Joey will find him there!

Tea:(sighs) alright but where should we hide him???

Tristin: I don't know...

Serenity: I can't be apart of this. (Tritin and Duke watched Serenity leave)

Yugi:I have a bad feeling about this...

Alright, I know that part wasn't that long either but i hope you enjoyed it. But I would like to ask all the people who reviews this story if they can give suggestions to where you want the gang to hide poor Bakura. Where do you guys want him to be? Please R&R!

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