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Remus was extremely tired after this full moon and the next day he was in the hospital wing, resting. He had slept most of the day, but was still looking rather haggard and fatigued. He had dark circles under his eyes and he didn't talk to Madame Pomfrey as he had on previous trips to the infirmary.
All he had had that day was an apple (he had thrown the rest of his food into the bedpan of the patient next to him when Madame Pomfrey wasn't watching) and some water. He looked absolutely terrible, and he could feel it too. So he closed his eyes and went back to sleep…or so he tried.
When he was just closing his eyes, James and Sirius were at the door of the infirmary, asking Poppy if they could see Remus.
Poppy tried to shoo them away (it was after visiting hours), but James pulled out a little vial of flowers. "It's nightshade, Madame Pomfrey. For your awesome sleeping potions-and you can't turn us down now, it was so hard to get…" he said in his most innocent voice. In truth, they had only stolen it from the Potions teacher's secret cupboard of stuff, and it was rather easy to get…
After mumbling something about not supposed to be taking bribes, but there are certain exceptions, Poppy let them in.
Sirius and James each grabbed a chair and sat on either side of Remus' bed.
"Hey man-you sleeping? Want us to go?" Sirius asked quietly.
"Remus rubbed one of his eyes and opened the other. "Was. Now I'm not…But hey-nice to see you-thanks for last night…" he sounded worse than he looked (and that was bad…); he was groggy and his voice was cracking.
James spoke first, "No-listen, we've already told you-you don't have to thank us. We like doing it. Gives life a little…EDGE!" He said the last word loudly and did a little gesture (kind of like something Jack Sparrow-who I know was not around yet…but I couldn't find a funny way to describe it other than that…), making both Remus and Sirius laugh.
After he had stopped laughing, Sirius looked at James with an I'm-gonna-do-it-now-I-can't-wait sort of look and then at Remus.
Remus looked at the two visitors and knew immediately something was up. "What is it?" he asked, not knowing whether to worry (as if he didn't enough…) or to be excited.
"Hey uh, Moony," Sirius started, excitement growing in his voice. "We were sitting in the usual spot on the grounds today and guess who comes to see us?"
"Snape?" Remus asked. If this was all they had to talk about, he didn't want to hear it-he was fucking tired!
"Better…a girl."
"Oh god," Remus thought. "A girl…now they're going to tell me about how they both have great dates and good snogs…" Remus raised his eyebrows, waiting for elaboration.
"She looked like…like…" Sirius turned to James for help.
"Muggle film star-right?" James asked excitedly.
"Right! Her name though…"he stood up and gestured around-suggesting huge breasts and hips and then he went down into a pose as if he were holding down a dress…
"Yeah!" James said noisily after laughing at Sirius' impression. "It's umm…her name…uh…It's M…mmm…mmm…"
"Marilyn Monroe?" Remus asked quietly.
"THAT'S IT! That's right! Marilyn Monroe! She was dead-on gorgeous-she was a fucking bombshell, mate-like something out of the 40's or something…" Sirius was talking animatedly and the excitement was still growing in his eyes.
"Who was she?" Remus asked half-heartedly-he wanted them to leave and go snog their new girl or something so he could get some rest and not have to feel like shit.
"Just wait-I'm getting there…so she's stunning as hell, I mean seriously-never seen nothing like her…So she comes up to us and she starts talking and her voice…wow. But yeah-you'll never guess what she said!" Sirius was getting a bit over excited…
"What?" Remus asked, a smile growing on his lips. "That she couldn't wait for you to fuck her cuz you're so damn hot?" he was laughing now-a hard and sarcastic laugh.
"No man," Sirius' eyes were wild with thrill.
"What then," this was getting old for Remus; very old, very fast.
"She asked for you."
A/N: So!!!!! How'd you like this one???? I've got time to type it since I'm not at play practice…so I'm typing it now and I'll probably post later…but of course that won't matter when you're reading it will it, cuz it'll already be posted… *-*
Ok-I'd like to thank all the reviewers-I've just changed my settings so that anonymous reviewers can review, but I'd still like you to like use your screen name (from ff.net) or have your email address or like email me or something, cuz I can't stand not knowing who's reviewing…sorry…it's a little um…what's the word…pet peeve…but not really a "pet peeve" I just like to see who's reviewing so I can go and read their stories-which believe me! I do do that!!! And then I review too-so…yeah…Enough about that….
Thanks to all you reviewers out there!!! I love you!!!!
Cheers!
Tati Bloom aka Elf Girl
PS: I love Orlando Bloom
PPS: I don't care who knows it… *-*
PPPS: I always write "Cheers! Tati PS: I love Orlando Bloom" at the end of every email I send and it really feels weird not to say it at the end of anything I write (unless it's for school of course-then it'd be kinda weird…or my teachers'd think so…*-* ).
PPPPS: Sorry if this chapter is a little short, but I do believe it's longer than my other one…not sure though.
PPPPPS: The next chapter probably won't be posted for a few days (as I still have to write it) so feel free to send any suggestions (or requests to be in the story…*-* ) to:
TatiBloom@att.net Thanks!!!
A VERY, VERY Special Thanks To:
* Silver Mist 4 – Hey girl!!! So-thanks for reviewing right away-it made my day that you didn't blow up at me about my Orlando um…. obsession thingy… the other girl that reviewed on my other story freaked out at me…and basically I don't back down on showing my Orlando pride (sorry if that offends anyone) so I show it and tell it and well…whatever…Here's how to get to the Orlando's stalker fan fic (which I didn't write, but some writer did…sorry! I can't remember your name at the moment-but you're very good!): Go to adultfanfiction.net then click on the link into the site. Then, go to the top left hand corner topic (it should be like Actors and Actor crossovers and stuff) Then click on the Lord of the Rings cast. Then look for the story titled: Price of Fame. This is a really good story and it's really freaky too. And it's also one of the reasons stalkers freak the hell out of me…Anyways-thanks for the awesome review! I'm glad that James wasn't like out of whack and being overly mean. I hope that you liked this chapter-please review it…I'd be disappointed if you didn't…tee hee *-*.