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Now that Faye has gotten a bath, they have to tell her and Ed a story! And
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WARNING!!! WARNING!!!! There is something I should warn you of. This story WILL NOT be discontinued but after this chapter I am going to work on a YYH story that has been on my mind for awhile. It will be a few chapters long but after that I will get back to writing this. Once again, this story WILL NOT be discontinued. So keep a look out for it. Now read! -Randall Flagg2
"I want a story before I go to bed!" Faye called again. Spike groaned. How much more of this would he have to put up with this? He only hoped that they could catch whatever had bitten Faye and find an antidote quickly. If they didn't, he was going to lose his sanity.
"Great. Now we have to tell her a bedtime story. Could things get any worse?" Spike muttered.
"Don't worry Spike. I'm sure that if we can catch bounties and deal with Ed and Ein, we can surely tell a little girl a bedtime story." Jet consoled. Spike sighed.
"Alright. Let's get it on." Spike walked into Faye's room and sat down on her bed.
"So what story do you want?" Spike asked. Before Faye could answer, Ed pranced merrily into the room.
"Ed wants a story too! Ed wants to hear Spike person tell story!" she squealed.
Spike rolled his eyes. "Jesus Ed, do you really need one? I mean your thirteen years old for crying out loud! Aren't you a little old for that?"
Ed pouted, making her lips quiver and her eyes get shiny. "Please Spike person?"
"Yeah, please uncle Spike?" Faye asked, mimicking Ed's reaction to his refusal.
"Look, all I'm saying is-"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Both girls began to wail loudly. Spike's hands shot to her ears as did Jet's. Spike couldn't believe he was putting up with this. He was a bounty hunter, not a babysitter!
ALRIGHT DAMN IT!!" Spike roared. "I'll tell you a story. Sheesh!" The loud cries stopped almost immediately.
"Thank you uncle Spike." Faye giggled. "Only one thing. Would you mind acting it out for us? It would be boring if you just tell it to us." Spike sighed again and motioned to his teammate.
"Help me out, would you Jet? I can't do this on my own." Jet muttered something inaudible and walked towards into the room.
"Alright, what story do you want?"
"Ed and Faye Faye want to hear the story of Red Riding Hood!" Ed exclaimed.
"Alright. Spike can be the girl and I'll be the wolf." Jet said. "Now who can be the grandmother?" Both bounty hunters looked at Ein. Realizing what they intended to use him for, Ein whimpered and began to back out of the room. Spike took a step forward. Ein took another step back. Then at last, the corgi bolted out of the room. Spike sprinted down the hall after him. From down the hall came the sound of growling accompanied by shrill barks and Spike yelling, half in pain and half in anger. After a few minutes Spike came back holding Ein by the nape of his neck. Ein had bruises and cuts all over his face and Spike was sporting multiple bite marks on his arms.
"Stop struggling you dumb dog, or no dinner for a week!" Not wanting such a fate, Ein ceased his struggles and relaxed in Spike's grip. Spike set the corgi down on the ground and waited for Jet to begin the act.
"Okay. Once upon a time in a forest there lived a young girl named Red Riding Hood. She was a very beautiful girl who also had a sick grandmother who lived on the other side of the woods."
"When he says sick he means mentally ill you two. She would dance around to elevator music while wearing nothing but her-"
"Spike shut up!" Jet snarled. "That isn't in the story!"
"Sorry, just having a bit of fun." Spike said, shrugging his shoulders.
"Anyway, one day the Red's mother sent her to her grandmother's house with a basket of goodies to give to her because she was sick."
"Yeah. Gift's like poisons and draino because she was suicidal as well."
"Spike person, what does suicidal mean?" Ed asked. Spike did not respond as Jet punched him across the face.
"Be serious or else Spike!"
"Jeez, sorry!" Spike growled, rubbing his chin.
"Anyway, the girl was walking through the woods when she came upon a wolf." Jet went outside the room and came back in wearing a cranberry red bed sheet over his back and head, making it look like he was wearing a cloak and a hood. He also held an empty basket in his hands. Faye and Ed giggled at the sight of Jet dressed like this, while Spike and Ein sighed. This was really degrading for them. Jet walked almost casually towards Spike and stopped in front of him.
"I said she came upon a wolf Spike!" Jet whispered. Spike sighed and pounced on Jet, mauling him and baring his teeth. Jet threw him off.
"Spike what are you doing?!"
"You said she saw a wolf, so I tried attacking you! What else would a wolf do?"
"Remember it's a fairy tale Spike! Didn't you have something called a childhood?!"
"Alright fine. Little girl, where are you going?"
"I'm going to visit my grandmother who is on the other side of the woods." Jet replied.
"Well if you're doing that, take the left path. It's a shortcut." Spike said blandly. Jet walked off towards the left and began narrating again.
"Little did Red Riding Hood know that this was actually the long way. While she went that way, the wolf took the real shortcut."
"Spooky!" Ed exclaimed. Faye nodded in agreement.
"So the wolf arrived at the grandmother's house and went in and ate her."
Spike looked at Jet who glared distrustfully at him. "I'm supposed to eat him?" Spike asked.
"Just make it look like it at least!" So Spike grabbed Ein up and put his mouth around the corgi's nose. Ein yelped in fear and struggled to free himself.
"Poor grandma." Faye sighed.
"So the wolf put on the grandmother's clothes and got into her bed." Jet narrated. Spike looked at him aghast.
"I'm not dressing up like an old lady Jet!" He received another punch, this time from Jet's cybernetic arm.
"Just do it! You want them to start crying again Spike?!" Jet hissed. Spike growled slightly, but did as he was told. He went to what had been Faye's closet and came out with something. He went off to the bathroom to change. When he came back, he was dressed in one of Faye's silk nightgowns. Ed, Faye, and Jet got a good laugh at this. Spike glanced down at Ein. The back of the dog's lips contracted upwards, but no growl was heard, nor did his ears flatten against his head. Spike felt an incredible urge to give Ein a swift kick. He couldn't believe it. The damn dog was smiling at him!
"Anyway," Jet continued, "Red Riding Hood got to her grandmother's house and went in. She walked up to her bedside and exclaimed Grandma! What big eyes you have!"
Spike sighed. "All the better to see you dear."
"And what big ears you have!"
Spike's voice took on a growling tone. "All the better to hear you dear."
Jet had finally reached the climax of the story. "And Grandma! What big teeth you have!"
Spike grabbed at the basket in Jet's arms. "I'm not biting you Jet! I'm taking the stuff in here instead!"
"Spike! Can't you do anything right?!" Jet roared.
"Alright fine. All the better to eat you with!" Spike lunged at Jet. Jet resumed narrating.
"Anyway, a hunter happened to be walking by and heard the girl screaming for help. He ran in, shot the wolf and-"
Faye started bawling. "Oh no!! The poor wolf!!"
"Alright fine! A policeman happened to be walking by and heard the Red screaming. So he ran in and cuffed the wolf, saving her." Jet sighed.
"Much better!" Faye said cheerfully.
"Red Riding hood was saved and the wolf got sent to the zoo and the grandmother was still dead. And things turned out alright. The End." Jet said. "Now go to bed you two."
"No way! We're not tired! We want a-" And then both girls fell down asleep. Jet smiled slightly.
"There such angels."
"Yeah, when they're asleep." Spike muttered. He went into the bathroom and got back into his normal clothes. Spike picked up Ed and carried her to her room. He would never admit it, but she was kind of cute like that. Spike and Jet walked off to get ready for bed themselves when Faye woke up.
"Daddy? Uncle Spike? I want a glass of water!"
"Don't worry Jet. I'll handle this." Spike said. As Jet went off to his room for sleep, Spike got Faye a glass of water and waited while she drank it. When she was asleep, Spike walked off.
"I'm still thirsty!" Spike sighed and got her another glass of water. He walked out again and Faye woke up and demanded another glass of water. An angry growl rising out of his throat, Spike did it once again. This time when Faye fell asleep, Spike waited a few minutes to see if she would wake up again. She didn't. Satisfied, Spike slowly crept out of her room when a different call interrupted his thoughts.
"Uncle Spike?"
"What now Faye?" Spike asked irritably.
"I just wet the bed!!"
Needless to say, Spike had to use all of his willpower to hold back the angry roar which wanted to come out of his mouth.
And there we have it people! Part four is up! Once again, I should warn you that now I will work on a YYH story but this one WILL NOT be discontinued. It's just that I have this new idea itching at me and when I don't work on it immediately, it kind of prevents me from writing well. So you'll just have to wait a bit for another update to this story. Keep an eye out for it. See you! -Randall Flagg2
WARNING!!! WARNING!!!! There is something I should warn you of. This story WILL NOT be discontinued but after this chapter I am going to work on a YYH story that has been on my mind for awhile. It will be a few chapters long but after that I will get back to writing this. Once again, this story WILL NOT be discontinued. So keep a look out for it. Now read! -Randall Flagg2
"I want a story before I go to bed!" Faye called again. Spike groaned. How much more of this would he have to put up with this? He only hoped that they could catch whatever had bitten Faye and find an antidote quickly. If they didn't, he was going to lose his sanity.
"Great. Now we have to tell her a bedtime story. Could things get any worse?" Spike muttered.
"Don't worry Spike. I'm sure that if we can catch bounties and deal with Ed and Ein, we can surely tell a little girl a bedtime story." Jet consoled. Spike sighed.
"Alright. Let's get it on." Spike walked into Faye's room and sat down on her bed.
"So what story do you want?" Spike asked. Before Faye could answer, Ed pranced merrily into the room.
"Ed wants a story too! Ed wants to hear Spike person tell story!" she squealed.
Spike rolled his eyes. "Jesus Ed, do you really need one? I mean your thirteen years old for crying out loud! Aren't you a little old for that?"
Ed pouted, making her lips quiver and her eyes get shiny. "Please Spike person?"
"Yeah, please uncle Spike?" Faye asked, mimicking Ed's reaction to his refusal.
"Look, all I'm saying is-"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Both girls began to wail loudly. Spike's hands shot to her ears as did Jet's. Spike couldn't believe he was putting up with this. He was a bounty hunter, not a babysitter!
ALRIGHT DAMN IT!!" Spike roared. "I'll tell you a story. Sheesh!" The loud cries stopped almost immediately.
"Thank you uncle Spike." Faye giggled. "Only one thing. Would you mind acting it out for us? It would be boring if you just tell it to us." Spike sighed again and motioned to his teammate.
"Help me out, would you Jet? I can't do this on my own." Jet muttered something inaudible and walked towards into the room.
"Alright, what story do you want?"
"Ed and Faye Faye want to hear the story of Red Riding Hood!" Ed exclaimed.
"Alright. Spike can be the girl and I'll be the wolf." Jet said. "Now who can be the grandmother?" Both bounty hunters looked at Ein. Realizing what they intended to use him for, Ein whimpered and began to back out of the room. Spike took a step forward. Ein took another step back. Then at last, the corgi bolted out of the room. Spike sprinted down the hall after him. From down the hall came the sound of growling accompanied by shrill barks and Spike yelling, half in pain and half in anger. After a few minutes Spike came back holding Ein by the nape of his neck. Ein had bruises and cuts all over his face and Spike was sporting multiple bite marks on his arms.
"Stop struggling you dumb dog, or no dinner for a week!" Not wanting such a fate, Ein ceased his struggles and relaxed in Spike's grip. Spike set the corgi down on the ground and waited for Jet to begin the act.
"Okay. Once upon a time in a forest there lived a young girl named Red Riding Hood. She was a very beautiful girl who also had a sick grandmother who lived on the other side of the woods."
"When he says sick he means mentally ill you two. She would dance around to elevator music while wearing nothing but her-"
"Spike shut up!" Jet snarled. "That isn't in the story!"
"Sorry, just having a bit of fun." Spike said, shrugging his shoulders.
"Anyway, one day the Red's mother sent her to her grandmother's house with a basket of goodies to give to her because she was sick."
"Yeah. Gift's like poisons and draino because she was suicidal as well."
"Spike person, what does suicidal mean?" Ed asked. Spike did not respond as Jet punched him across the face.
"Be serious or else Spike!"
"Jeez, sorry!" Spike growled, rubbing his chin.
"Anyway, the girl was walking through the woods when she came upon a wolf." Jet went outside the room and came back in wearing a cranberry red bed sheet over his back and head, making it look like he was wearing a cloak and a hood. He also held an empty basket in his hands. Faye and Ed giggled at the sight of Jet dressed like this, while Spike and Ein sighed. This was really degrading for them. Jet walked almost casually towards Spike and stopped in front of him.
"I said she came upon a wolf Spike!" Jet whispered. Spike sighed and pounced on Jet, mauling him and baring his teeth. Jet threw him off.
"Spike what are you doing?!"
"You said she saw a wolf, so I tried attacking you! What else would a wolf do?"
"Remember it's a fairy tale Spike! Didn't you have something called a childhood?!"
"Alright fine. Little girl, where are you going?"
"I'm going to visit my grandmother who is on the other side of the woods." Jet replied.
"Well if you're doing that, take the left path. It's a shortcut." Spike said blandly. Jet walked off towards the left and began narrating again.
"Little did Red Riding Hood know that this was actually the long way. While she went that way, the wolf took the real shortcut."
"Spooky!" Ed exclaimed. Faye nodded in agreement.
"So the wolf arrived at the grandmother's house and went in and ate her."
Spike looked at Jet who glared distrustfully at him. "I'm supposed to eat him?" Spike asked.
"Just make it look like it at least!" So Spike grabbed Ein up and put his mouth around the corgi's nose. Ein yelped in fear and struggled to free himself.
"Poor grandma." Faye sighed.
"So the wolf put on the grandmother's clothes and got into her bed." Jet narrated. Spike looked at him aghast.
"I'm not dressing up like an old lady Jet!" He received another punch, this time from Jet's cybernetic arm.
"Just do it! You want them to start crying again Spike?!" Jet hissed. Spike growled slightly, but did as he was told. He went to what had been Faye's closet and came out with something. He went off to the bathroom to change. When he came back, he was dressed in one of Faye's silk nightgowns. Ed, Faye, and Jet got a good laugh at this. Spike glanced down at Ein. The back of the dog's lips contracted upwards, but no growl was heard, nor did his ears flatten against his head. Spike felt an incredible urge to give Ein a swift kick. He couldn't believe it. The damn dog was smiling at him!
"Anyway," Jet continued, "Red Riding Hood got to her grandmother's house and went in. She walked up to her bedside and exclaimed Grandma! What big eyes you have!"
Spike sighed. "All the better to see you dear."
"And what big ears you have!"
Spike's voice took on a growling tone. "All the better to hear you dear."
Jet had finally reached the climax of the story. "And Grandma! What big teeth you have!"
Spike grabbed at the basket in Jet's arms. "I'm not biting you Jet! I'm taking the stuff in here instead!"
"Spike! Can't you do anything right?!" Jet roared.
"Alright fine. All the better to eat you with!" Spike lunged at Jet. Jet resumed narrating.
"Anyway, a hunter happened to be walking by and heard the girl screaming for help. He ran in, shot the wolf and-"
Faye started bawling. "Oh no!! The poor wolf!!"
"Alright fine! A policeman happened to be walking by and heard the Red screaming. So he ran in and cuffed the wolf, saving her." Jet sighed.
"Much better!" Faye said cheerfully.
"Red Riding hood was saved and the wolf got sent to the zoo and the grandmother was still dead. And things turned out alright. The End." Jet said. "Now go to bed you two."
"No way! We're not tired! We want a-" And then both girls fell down asleep. Jet smiled slightly.
"There such angels."
"Yeah, when they're asleep." Spike muttered. He went into the bathroom and got back into his normal clothes. Spike picked up Ed and carried her to her room. He would never admit it, but she was kind of cute like that. Spike and Jet walked off to get ready for bed themselves when Faye woke up.
"Daddy? Uncle Spike? I want a glass of water!"
"Don't worry Jet. I'll handle this." Spike said. As Jet went off to his room for sleep, Spike got Faye a glass of water and waited while she drank it. When she was asleep, Spike walked off.
"I'm still thirsty!" Spike sighed and got her another glass of water. He walked out again and Faye woke up and demanded another glass of water. An angry growl rising out of his throat, Spike did it once again. This time when Faye fell asleep, Spike waited a few minutes to see if she would wake up again. She didn't. Satisfied, Spike slowly crept out of her room when a different call interrupted his thoughts.
"Uncle Spike?"
"What now Faye?" Spike asked irritably.
"I just wet the bed!!"
Needless to say, Spike had to use all of his willpower to hold back the angry roar which wanted to come out of his mouth.
And there we have it people! Part four is up! Once again, I should warn you that now I will work on a YYH story but this one WILL NOT be discontinued. It's just that I have this new idea itching at me and when I don't work on it immediately, it kind of prevents me from writing well. So you'll just have to wait a bit for another update to this story. Keep an eye out for it. See you! -Randall Flagg2