RM: Okay okay, I know: it's a little cheesy. But it's gonna be cute, right? What CAN'T happen at Wal-Mart?? It's better then it sounds...I think...^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men or Wal-Mart

Summary: Rogue and Lance go to Wal-Mart 'cause Pietro can't wait three hours for junk food. What happens? Kitty's mad at Lance and Rogue's free...hum...wait and see ^_~ Not set at the X mansion or BoM house...I really don't know where it is...lol

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~~They Call That Romantic? Chapter 1~~

"We've got no food?! WE'VE_GOT_NO_FOOD?!?!" Pietro was frantically opening cabinets and drawers in the kitchen. "NO_FOOD?!" Sitting at the kitchen table, staring at Pietro with raised eyebrows, Rogue and Wanda looked at each other. What the heck was he talkin' about?

"Pietro, what are ya doin'?" Rogue asked carefully.

Pietro turned around and gave her his best 'are you STUPID?!' look.

"Lookin-fer-food,-duh!"

"What's that?" She asked, pointing to a box on one of the cabinet shelves.

"That's not FOOD, that's HEALTHY!" Rogue rolled her eyes.

"Like there's a difference," She muttered.

"Where's the food, yo?" Todd asked, opening the refrigerator door and peering in.

"I'm already checked there," Pietro said miserably.

"Where the heck are we gonna get food, yo?"

"The place they SELL it?" Pietro offered hopefully.

"Oh no ya don't!" Wanda stood up. "The LAST time we let you go to the store alone you came back with a maxed out credit card and five bags full of candy!!" She screamed at him.

"THEY WERE ON SALE!!

"THAT DOESN'T MATTER!!"

"She's so cute when she's angry," Todd said dreamily. Rogue elbowed him in the rib. "What I do?"

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"Okay okay! AH'LL go!" Rogue said, grabbing the keys to Pietro's car off the table.

"Not my baby!!" He cried.

"Pleeeeeeease?" She flashed the well known 'Puppy-dog-pout'. Todd nudged Fred.

"Using his own poison against him," He said. Fred chuckled.

"I can never loss to you," He muttered.

"Thank ya Petey!" Rogue smiled her innocent smile. "Now which one of you bums is goin' with me?"

Just then there were loud voices coming from down the hall. The words had been heard before, MANY times before:

"Lance Alvers get back here!" A shrieking voice known as "The Bad Side of Kitty You Never Hope to Get On In Your Whole Entire Life" came from one of the back rooms.

"Get back here! You're not going anywhere!!"

A mumble of curse words followed. Lance was in deep trouble now, and they hadn't been there more then two days. Sure enough, he came running down the hall with a red face, laughing to himself, his hair flying wild.

"I'll go, as long as we get goin' quick,"

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"I still can't believe he calls this his baby," Lance muttered as he opened the passenger door and got in.

"Why? Ah love this car!" Rogue put the keys in the ignition. Pietro's "baby" was a shiny black 1998 Saturn. He had bought it three years before from a used car dealership and "fell in love with it".

"Whatever," Lance said as Rogue pulled it out of the garage.

Rogue laughed. "Isn't that Kitty's line?" It was supposed to rain hard in about half an hour according to the news, and it was going to last from three to five hours. Rogue knew as well as anyone else that Pietro ABSOLUTLY COULD NOT wait that long for junk food, so she headed down the driveway of the house and onto the road.

"Well, she's probably not gonna say a word to me for awhile," He said.

"Wha'cha do this time?"

"Hey! What makes you think I did something?"

Rogue stopped at a red light. "Because ta Kitty, it's ALWAYS somethin' ya did!"

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RM: Did ya like it?? I've got chapter 2 almost done, and this time I actually know where the plot is going! Yay! Please don't forget to review!!